If you were stranded on an Island

[john j]

What famous person would you want to be stranded with? I would have to say Halle Berry.

[jmcc]

Am I going to be cannibalizing them or just having sex with them?

[jbroush99]

Being strained sounds like it would hurt a lot.

[SneakyPenguin]

Pamela Anderson, as I coud then easily float my way to civilization.

[mousin]

um.. both? i would say my gf. :D or andy dick. :D jk jk um..

tila nguyen. damn shes hot

[rabbitt]

Anna Kournikova.

[CaseyRyback]

McGyver

[hiccupleftovers]

Shouldn't it be stranded with and not strained?

[john j]

How about the olsen twins?

[epobirs]

If I'm to be finely chopped and my liquid portion separated from my solid remains, I fail to see how the island location or the company will make a difference.

[Bann]

How about the olsen twins?
There wouldn't be much to eat...

[tcrash247]

Carmen Electra

[fwacce]

Clayton Jacobsen

[FriskyTanuki]

If I'm to be finely chopped and my liquid portion separated from my solid remains, I fail to see how the island location or the company will make a difference.

unless if you're with someone that might eat your remains

[Xevious]

My first choice is someone with a working cell phone.

My second choice would be Katie Holmes or Heidi Klum or Sable

[BigLebowski]

Am I going to be cannibalizing them or just having sex with them?

If we're talking about cannibalism, I'd want Horatio Sanz. If we're talking sex, Drew Barrymore.

[LeviathynX]

If I was strained on an island I'd whip up some ex-lax and take the brown boat to relief land.

[jmcc]

Am I going to be cannibalizing them or just having sex with them?

If we're talking about cannibalism, I'd want Horatio Sanz. If we're talking sex, Drew Barrymore.

Ick. You'd get Tom Green cooties.

[jmcc]

If I was strained on an island I'd whip up some ex-lax and take the brown boat to relief land.

That's it, this contest is over! That's the best off-the-cuff remark!

[magilacudy]

Charmane Star. Wouldn't mind eating her or banging her or various other multiple entendres.

[Graystone]

How about the olsen twins?

one would snort all the sand (if we were on a island)

Um, I do not know I guess beyonce if things got bad I could eat her if things got really bad.

[Jaket]

kiera knightly (the chick from pirates of the carribean) she knows about the strandad thing :D and i want to fuck her LMAO

[Mr. Anderson]

Claire Danes.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Johnny Depp. :D
Or Spiderman. He could swing me back to civilization... or wait... he can't cuz there are no buildings... oh well :twisted:

[Specter]

Clay Aiken.........

[SpookyD]

humm... I have no clue who i'de pick. I'de want someone more than a pretty face, it'de be nice to have someone to talk to too.

[snotknocker]

Dragonlordfroto.... I would stick a sail in his ass and float him all the way home while bitch slappin him every time he utters a sound

[punqsux]

conan o'brien

[mario23air]

J-Lo, because of the booty

[Moxio]

Dave Chappelle or Jim Varney. :D

[CaseyRyback]

I guess no one would want to get off the island?

[craven_fiend]

i'd have to say Kristen Kreuk.

[craven_fiend]

Yeah, seems like everyone would want to get off on the island

[sm04as]

An engineer. :o

[Moxio]

I guess no one would want to get off the island?

Probably not, since they seem to have a woman they can do.

[Dok Diamond]

only one, i dont know theres to many probably one of the playboy bunnies

[jbroush99]

Dave Chappelle or Jim Varney. :D

Umm, Jim Varney wouldn't be much fun since he's dead.

[Moxio]

Yeah, I took that into consideration, but this is a hypothetical case. So, I'd like to be stranded with him alive. :)

[jbroush99]

How many times could he say "Ya know what I mean?" until you choked him to death?

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

id want to be stranded with "cheapy mother fuckin D"

well i wouldnt eat him.....or fuck him

HE IS A GOD......HE COULD EAT ME AS A SACRIFICE TO THE ALMIGHTIEST CAG EVER!!!!!

[KrazyKefka]

id want to be stranded with "cheapy mother shaq-fuin D"

well i wouldnt eat him.....or shaq-fu him

HE IS A GOD......HE COULD EAT ME AS A SACRIFICE TO THE ALMIGHTIEST CAG EVER!!!!!

:shock:

Uh.....

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

lol, i meant that......yeah Cheapy is a cool dude......but i dont know how the site would be again with defender incharge...........FoREevEr n00b

[1SwtDeception]

tila nguyen. damn shes hot

she is hot but wayy to short =P

but i would have to say jet li.. he can kick ass

[Cracka]

Wilson

[Tromack]

McGyver

You are genius. I would have to say Optimus Prime. Or possibly a transformer that could transform into a boat. But probably Optimus Prime, because he is a badass.

[Ikohn4ever]

This is the first time I thought I would say this, but I would want the help of Aquaman. Always get me food and I could ride whales to freedom. Who would have thought Aquaman would have came in handy. If I wanted to just get it on it would either be Kristin Kreuk or Shannyn Sossamon.

[dustyeff]

If I were stranded, it would be with Amy Lee, no question. Hot damn! What a fox!


Oh, or Gilligan. He has the experience, the knowhow, and the entertainment value that the rest of your choices don't! However, he is not the hottie that Amy Lee is.. :(

[bignick]

Ya, Im with Casey, McGyver.

[jmcc]

Ya, Im with Casey, McGyver.

Except that he'll hate you both for misspelling his name and, as such, will work against you every step of the way. He's a Scot, not a Irishman, dammit!

[QuiteBitterBeing]

Carmen Electra. :P Eat or fuck.. Hmm. :wink:

[Nirvanaguy777]

Id like too be stranded with someone who could make a boat out of sand and twings, so whichever celeb can do that

[Tromack]

Id like too be stranded with someone who could make a boat out of sand and twings, so whichever celeb can do that

Richard Dean Anderson.

MacGyver to the average person.