Weird ebgames.com blurbs

[whitereflection]

Has anyone noticed how nonsensical the game descriptions are on ebgames' front page? Are they always like this?

Sometimes the smallest decision can have the biggest effect, like when Jaleel White decided to audition for the part of Urkel. Your decisions will affect the fate of the galaxy.

It's the year 2038, and demons have moved into London. You have to send them back into the abyss before the housing bubble burts [sic].

[whoknows]

I think it's funny

[Chacrana]

I think it's funny

It insults my intelligence that I have

[whoknows]

It insults my intelligence that I have
I meant in the way that a big corporation like GS/EB would do something like that.

[Chacrana]

I meant in the way that a big corporation like GS/EB would do something like that.

It is not funny that a big corporation like GS/EB insults my intelligence that I have.

[hufferstl]

Just wanted to point out that your sig says "WHERE D'HEYYL DEM TITTIES".



It is not funny that a big corporation like GS/EB insults my intelligence that I have.

[The Crotch]

I would just like to point out that that is not a signature.

[Apossum]

I would just like to give my approval to the Mass Effect blurb.

[Killer Rabbit]

What about when Jaleel White auditioned for the part of the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog in that old cartoon?

That must have made an effect on the whole universe.

[Chacrana]

Just wanted to point out that your sig says "WHERE D'HEYYL DEM TITTIES".

I don't listen to people with Down Syndrome avatars.

[whoknows]

I don't listen to people with Down Syndrome avatars.
Hater

[The Crotch]

I don't listen to people with Down Syndrome avatars.Talk shit about Bubs and you gonna get Chaz Darwin up on your ass.

[GizmoGC]

They had one last week for the PS3 game "FolkLore" where the description said something to the effect of heroes collecting Lucky Charms with the TM symbol after it and everything.

Some more...
The biggest legends in Rock are coming to your Wii, and the wireless guitar controller will give you the freedom to move. For those about to rock, we salute you.

Not only will Mass Effect throw you into a mystery affecting the fate of the galaxy, but it also confirms our theory that, in the future, space suits will be way more stylish.

We know London is considered one of the greatest cities in the world, but when demons move in, the property values must dip a little.

WTF EB?

[Scorch]

Bee movie:

We pride ourselves on making sure you get the latest games first. Pre-order by October 29 at 11:00 am CST and choose overnight shipping for guaranteed delivery on October 30. If your package doesn’t arrive on the street date we will fully refund your shipping charges…and cry.

Fine print: Void if you are unable to accept delivery. Continental U.S. only. (Aren’t you glad you passed on that Maui beach house?) Not responsible for delays due to incorrect address, payment information, publisher date change, inclement weather or Jerry Seinfeld's career.

Lego Star Wars II (which I think is GREAT):

Not responsible for delays due to incorrect address, payment information, publisher date change, inclement weather or disturbances in the Force.

Smackdown vs. Raw:

Not responsible for delays due to incorrect address, payment information, publisher date change, inclement weather or whatever the Rock might be cookin'.

[Chacrana]

Castlevania's preorder bonus had one that told you to get off your behind and preorder... or something like that. I LOLed and then didn't do it.

These seriously are amusing.

[Killer Rabbit]

Talk shit about Bubs and you gonna get Chaz Darwin up on your ass.

You mean on your :booty:that you have?

[musha666]

Well I guess it shows who EBgames think their general audience is. They may be right but there are more then stoned teenagers playing video games. I am sure of it.

[Unickuta]

Now I'm going to have to name my Mass Effect guy Jaleel White.