Get arrested? Try the "Triple-dog dare" defense!

[CheapyD]

Thong-Wearing Men Arrested at Wal-Mart
Thu Jul 29,10:59 AM ET
AP

SCOTTSBLUFF, Neb. - Two men who were arrested for walking through a Wal-Mart while wearing women's thong underwear blamed the stunt on a "triple-dog dare," authorities said.

The men, ages 35 and 36, bought two pair of underwear at the store Tuesday, went into a bathroom and came out wearing only the thongs and T-shirts, police said.

Witnesses said the men walked through the store and out to their car.

Police caught the men in the parking lot, and reviewed a surveillance tape before arresting them for public indecency and disorderly conduct.

When asked why they were wearing thong underwear, one of the men said a friend "triple-dog dared" them. They will not be prosecuted, authorities said.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=20&u=/ap/thongs_wal_mart

[Ikohn4ever]

Got it, rob a bank, use the triple-dog dare defense and then keep the money because its part of the dare.

[bignick]

Thats so awesome! I cant wait to try that.

[peteloaf]

Judge: How does the defendant plead on the charges of multiple homicide, arson, armed robbery, possession of illegal explosives, and swearing in public?

Defense Attorney: Not guilty your honor on the grounds that it was a "Triple Dog Dare"

Judge: Case Dismissed!

[Doylerulez]

If they caved in on the double dog dare, I wonder if they would have been charged. But the triple dog dare, can't argue that.

[dtcarson]

Thats so awesome! I cant wait to try that.

The excuse, or the wearing of women's thong underwear?

[MeGaWC27]

man that's just stupid...

[Ericnmel99]

Thats so awesome! I cant wait to try that.

The excuse, or the wearing of women's thong underwear?

lol.... you beat me to it.

[Gothic Walrus]

man that's just stupid...

The excuse, or the wearing of women's thong underwear?

'Nuff said. :)

What are the odds of that defense actually holding up in court? This could be a new legal precedent...

[snotknocker]

In 1991 my buddy bet me $100 that I would not streak butt naked down 6th ave for a full city block. He lost. I stripped (put my shorts in my backpack) and ran down the block, just to get nabbed by one of NYC's finest at the end of my sprint. My defense was I did on a dare/bet for $100. He gave me a summons and I went to court like 6 weeks later. I sat in court for 4 hours, finally my name was called... I got up....the judge looked at me and said "dismissed your free to go". I was gonna use the dare defense.

[defender]

whats so great about this is that they did the dare actually...

I would be dying if I was the guy who dared them.

Hey CheapyD...I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU to go to Best Buy in a thong and ask for a price match with a CheapAssGamer.com deal.

[defender]

btw- I ran down 6th ave once at 5am naked too...

I have a nudist tendency. I used to go naked in public all the time..not recently though.

Once I mooned a cop on saint marks place in front of my store...I was drunk at the time...and no one dared me.

[Kaijufan]

In 1991 my buddy bet me $100 that I would not streak butt naked down 6th ave for a full city block. He lost. I stripped (put my shorts in my backpack) and ran down the block, just to get nabbed by one of NYC's finest at the end of my sprint. My defense was I did on a dare/bet for $100. He gave me a summons and I went to court like 6 weeks later. I sat in court for 4 hours, finally my name was called... I got up....the judge looked at me and said "dismissed your free to go". I was gonna use the dare defense.
Wow, I'm supprised that worked.

[Dok Diamond]

i find some funny stuff on this site

[Quackzilla]

Triple dog dare is the highest, so you HAVE to do it.

[gamefreak]

Nice...

[biggestinuyashafan]

that is crazy,i should have used that for the times i have been to court/been picked up by cops.