View Full Version : Request: Tell me how to make money fast
HighlightShow
10-28-2007, 02:56 PM
PM'd. :D
sonderiaom
10-28-2007, 02:57 PM
Sell all your games.
mtxbass1
10-28-2007, 02:59 PM
Get a job.
joe2187
10-28-2007, 03:01 PM
Prostitution Works well in some states
Sell all your games.
i cant believe how many games ive sold over the years. all my nes, snes, 64, gameboy, gameboy color, gba, playstation, playstation 2, xbox games and systems.
i only got around 25 games right nnow. pretty much all which i havnet beaten yet.
Get a job.
i just moved to a new school. so i havent found one yet. im livin on school loans.
Prostitution Works well in some states
i thought about selling my body...or maybe my soul. i wonder which would fetch more cash?
E_G_Man
10-28-2007, 03:07 PM
Move to Mexico and become a black market plastic surgeon.
Lord_Kefka
10-28-2007, 03:08 PM
If we learned anything from Family Guy it's this...
"Fat chicks need love too....but they gotta pay"
Whore yourself out to fat chicks....fat chicks with money.
Move to Mexico and become a black market plastic surgeon.
HI EVVVERY BODDY
jlseal
10-28-2007, 03:11 PM
you open a company called the Arse Tickler's $$$$$$ Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's $$$$$$ Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
Take no more than a month.
you open a company called the Arse Tickler's $$$$$$ Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's $$$$$$ Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
Take no more than a month.
wow...i think you have something here.
joe2187
10-28-2007, 03:18 PM
you open a company called the Arse Tickler's $$$$$$ Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's $$$$$$ Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
Take no more than a month.
you really thought this one out eh?...
You uh...You have fun with that...
Reality's Fringe
10-28-2007, 03:21 PM
you really thought this one out eh?...
You uh...You have fun with that...
someone needs to watch lock, stock, and two smoking barrels.
Also, everyone knows the easiest way to make quick cash is to buy internet stock on margin.
ecrompton
10-28-2007, 03:24 PM
not alot of Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels fans in the room huh?
well i was wonderin why hes talking with pounds and british lingo on a site for american deals.
joe2187
10-28-2007, 03:30 PM
Damn i knew it sounded familiar....just havent seen Lock stock in...damn when it first came out.
When it comes to crimedy films...I prefer snatch
ITDEFX
10-28-2007, 06:43 PM
Sell your sperm!
Quick cash now, but 18-20 years from now don't be surprised if someone knocks on your door saying "Are you my daddy????!?!?!?!"
ITDEFX
10-28-2007, 06:48 PM
Sell your sperm!
Quick cash now, but 18-20 years from now don't be surprised if someone knocks on your door saying "Are you my daddy????!?!?!?!"
Sell your sperm!
Quick cash now, but 18-20 years from now don't be surprised if someone knocks on your door saying "Are you my daddy????!?!?!?!"
even if its filled with illict substances?
karkyco
10-29-2007, 08:40 PM
Sell your body. Sex sells, duh!
help1
10-29-2007, 09:01 PM
Buy a VISA Giftcard. Get free games from Yourfree360games. Sell them all.
The Crotch
10-29-2007, 09:25 PM
This (tree-planter.com) is my method of choice. But really, selling your body is a lot more efficient. At least you get more than ten cents every time you bend over.
Redeema
10-29-2007, 09:27 PM
Sell blood/plasma. You get paid and they give you cookies! That's practically free lunch. If that's not enough cash, you need to buy foreclosed houses and sell them to make millions of dollars a month like me...and Tony Lam or whatever that guys name was with the white chicks on a boat.
Transfer money to America for a Nigerian Price. I've been told that you only have to give them back 10% of their total amount.
omgu8myrice
10-29-2007, 10:02 PM
Sell blood/plasma. You get paid and they give you cookies! That's practically free lunch. If that's not enough cash, you need to buy foreclosed houses and sell them to make millions of dollars a month like me...and Tony Lam or whatever that guys name was with the white chicks on a boat.
ur frikin obsessed with donating plasma ;)
The Crotch
10-29-2007, 10:18 PM
He's a vampire.
Kayden
10-29-2007, 10:19 PM
Your body exists, so --no matter how undesireable-- makes it worth more by default.
i thought about selling my body...or maybe my soul. i wonder which would fetch more cash?
xabsolut
10-29-2007, 10:19 PM
sign up for one of my referral sites? preferably 360elite :)
mvp828
10-30-2007, 12:16 AM
One word - HITMAN -
Who wouldn't want to fiber wire some biatches.
lawdood
10-30-2007, 12:31 AM
pimp out your sister?
dmorr
10-30-2007, 06:06 PM
Sell your sperm!
Quick cash now, but 18-20 years from now don't be surprised if someone knocks on your door saying "Are you my daddy????!?!?!?!"
The screening for being a sperm doner takes a while. Donating plasma, however, is a much quicker process. You can go from 1-2 times a week, and they pay $25-50 each time. Like anything involving needles and blood, there are risks. You can scar your veins, and have various other complications that I really don't know about.
Be careful, and do a bit of research before you jump into it.
Apossum
10-30-2007, 06:43 PM
This (tree-planter.com) is my method of choice. But really, selling your body is a lot more efficient. At least you get more than ten cents every time you bend over.
Too bad you're essentially sent to die in the wilderness (from accounts I've heard) :lol:
mofo1115
10-31-2007, 03:18 AM
I see that you're in chicago so I did a bit of a search for you on craigslist:
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/fbh/464438587.html
=) take pics of your coworkers and let us know how it oges