[UPDATE: Black Friday milk deals?] I just bought some milk

[djkunai]

from the store.

QUESTION:

Think I wasted my money?

It was just to replace the milk I had which expired, and this could expire too but I paid a reasonable price for it. If it expires before the expiration date I'll never buy milk from that store again. Checked their online reviews and it was at 4 1/2 stars, a few 1s and some 3s. But all 5s in the last 30 days.

::edit::
Apparently milk has been delayed. I'm not sure why I was able to get the milk I bought. It may have been a demo milk that the company was supposed to put on display, but for whatever reason they sold it to me.

::re-edit::
I lost my receipt, but I want to return the milk. I've also listed the milk in my tradelist, in case anyone offers something good.

::re-edit 2::
Milk is now for trade.

::ao edit::
Milk has been given an "Adults Only" rating.

[monkeydeew]

is milk code for blow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwzjPb36p6M

[whoknows]

You should have ordered online:

http://www.amazon.com/Horizon-Organic-Reduced-8-Ounce-Packages/dp/B000LKVB52/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-0487351-4827031?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1193638305&sr=8-1

[Friend of Sonic]

I'm going to push my favorite milk alternative, which is oat milk. It's very delicious and a good source of whole grain!

[Strell]

But I always drink plenty of .... malk?!

[Friend of Sonic]

But I always drink plenty of .... malk?!
Trymelk. It's not made with hormones.

[Demolition Man]

I prefer Mulk thank you very much.

[Rig]

2%, or it wasn't worth buying.

[whoknows]

I seriously hope you people got the Malk reference.

[LarryGe]

You should've preorderd, they had some sick milk plushies

[Friend of Sonic]

I seriously hope you people got the Malk reference.
I vaguely remember something about malk. Not too sure though. I just wanted an excuse to use that font I used.

[hobocorpses]

Now with Vitamin R

But I am a little confused by this thread, and this sentence: "If it expires before the expiration date I'll never buy milk from that store again."

[monkeydeew]

Now with Vitamin R



and essential inks

[dack]

I seriously hope you people got the Malk reference.

Bart! I got it!

I win a hug...a hug from Strell....

[phear3d]

silk isnt too bad.. i think it has a longer shelf life

[cranguy]

At least you didn't buy milk from 1999 thinking it was actually worth something.

[edavis0780]

I went in to purchase some milk, but they were sold out:cry:. I managed to get a $20 gift card since they were out though:D.

[Allnatural]

You should have bought it used; could've saved 15¢.

[DuelLadyS]

You should have ordered online:

http://www.amazon.com/Horizon-Organic-Reduced-8-Ounce-Packages/dp/B000LKVB52/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-0487351-4827031?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1193638305&sr=8-1

I have nothing entertaining to add to this thread, I'm just stunned you can buy friggin' milk from Amazon.com!

(No Marketplace sellers tho'- why won't Amazon sell me secondhand milk? :lol: )

[daroga]

Will milk become rare? Should I buy some and keep it sealed?

[Apossum]

Stupid milk fanboys...it's all about beer.

[darkinferno9908]

Will milk become rare? Should I buy some and keep it sealed?

*looks down at his bowl of frosted flakes filled with milk* .....Why didn't I think about that!?

[Mookyjooky]

The most awesome Milk reviews are located here:

Amazon : Tuscan Whole Milk (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_rev_sort/103-1718888-5147037?customer-reviews.sort_by=-HelpfulVotes&s=gourmet-food&x=9&y=13)

A few Samples:

I purchased Tuscan Milk for only 2.59 after casting Level 3 Haggle. It is a container full of milk and weighs 7 pounds 6 ounces.
After drinking the milk, not only was my Thirst completely rejuvenated and my Hunger decreased by 2 points, my prime stats were temporarily increased as follows:

+25 CON +12 DEX +18 STR +2 MAG for +6 Hours
+10 Hitroll +12 Damroll for +12 Hours

But the best part was that after drinking the milk, the empty container can be wielded as a weapon!

Tuscan Milk is a Mace/Blunt Object and can be referred to as "MILK TUSCAN JUG"
Damage: 10d6
To Hit: +68%
STR +2 DEX +2 CHA +2

I would definitely recommend Tuscan Milk to other adventurers. Please note that the effects described above are for me, a Level 43 Elf Cleric, and other races/classes may be affected diferently. Milk is not advised for Orcs.

------------------------------------

The exact minute I got my milk, my baby's new face burst into flames. I used the gallon to extinguish my baby. Next time, I'll order 2 gallons. Thank you, milk. Thank YOU!

------------------------------------

One should not be intimidated by Tuscan Whole Milk. Nor should one prejudge, despite the fact that Tuscan is non-vintage and comes in such large containers. Do not be fooled: this is not a jug milk. I always find it important to taste milk using high-quality stemware -- this is milk deserving of something better than a Flintstones plastic tumbler. One should pour just a small dollop and swirl it in the glass -- note the coating and look for clots or discoloration. And the color -- it should be opaque, and very, very white. Now, immerse your nose in the glass and take a whiff. Tuscan transports you instantly to scenic hill towns in central Italy (is that Montepulciano I detect?) --- there is the loamy clay, the green grass of summer days, the towering cypress. And those gentle hints of Italian flowers -- wild orchids, sunflowers, poppies. Then, one takes in the thick liquid and lets it roll across and under the tongue -- what is that? perhaps a hint of a nutty Edam cheese? With Tuscan, you feel the love of every dairyperson involved -- from the somewhat sad and deranged farmhand shovelling steaming cowpies to the bored union milk maiden dreaming of leaving this soul crushing life behind for a job waiting tables for obnoxious American tourists in Siena. But not too fast -- sip gently, slowly, or one is in danger of not only missing the subtleties of the milk's texture and its terroir, but -- if chilled too long -- also of giving oneself a blinding ice cream headache. Nay, savor the goodness that only dairymen and dairywomen working at the apex of their craft can deliver. Tuscan is best drunk young -- no, no, don't cellar this gem -- I guarantee you'll be sorry if you do. I recommend pairing with freshly baked macadamia nut scones. Milk Expectorator gives this one a 92.

[shieryda]

I heard a rumor that the Fieldcrest skim milk is OOP.

OP, the only waste of money was in the fact that you let expire the milk you had bought previously. If you're not going to drink a whole gallon, perhaps you should buy the quart size.

[SL4IN]

You should've preorderd, they had some sick milk plushies

I hear if you don't pre-order, you won't be able to get any for like the next 4 months until another shipment comes in.

[Puffa469]

I buy that milk that comes in a box. It can sit around on your shelf for months just fine. Only once you open it does it need to be refridgerated and become subject to the normal laws concerning milk.

[shieryda]

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?

[chimpian]

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?

why milk a cow when you can milk a bull........

[shieryda]

"I have nipples, Focker. Can you milk me?"

[djkunai]

I hear if you don't pre-order, you won't be able to get any for like the next 4 months until another shipment comes in.

Yeah I did that last time but then when I went in to pick up the milk the guy gave me an opened carton and I was like "WTF" so then I knocked over the magazine rack on my way out.

[shieryda]

Yeah I did that last time but then when I went in to pick up the milk the guy gave me an opened carton and I was like "WTF" so then I knocked over the magazine rack on my way out.

No glitter?

[cranguy]

Think you'll get ripped off??

[SL4IN]

Yeah I did that last time but then when I went in to pick up the milk the guy gave me an opened carton and I was like "WTF" so then I knocked over the magazine rack on my way out.

oh yeah I know what you mean. Like the time when I brought it up to the counter and they put everything in the carton and I'm like, "but I want a new one" and they'er like "this is the new one, it's just the display one" and I'm like "kthnxbai" and I was outta there without any milk!

[FOnewearl]

I'll take my chances and wait till the milk gets pennied out and hope that the employees don't throw it out before I can get it :)

OP you should have just returned the expired milk to Wal Mart so you don't get ripped off!

[reicaden]

This thread delivers.

[SL4IN]

I'll take my chances and wait till the milk gets pennied out and hope that the employees don't throw it out before I can get it :)

OP you should have just returned the expired milk to Wal Mart so you don't get ripped off!

and that would have worked because it wasn't too much to be returned without a reciept!

[hero101]

If the label is torn off, you should get 10% off and also get 15% off with edge card. All milk carton should be inspected if it is open box or not.

[Strell]

UPDATE:
MILK HAS BEEN DELAYED

[Killer Rabbit]

Bart! I got it!

I win a hug...a hug from Strell....


...lol...malk.

[Unickuta]

I hear if you don't pre-order, you won't be able to get any for like the next 4 months until another shipment comes in.

The clerk in GameStop won't shut up about that.

[Unickuta]

OP you should have just returned the expired milk to Wal Mart so you don't get ripped off!

That's frowned upon here at CAG.

[SL4IN]

UPDATE:
MILK HAS BEEN DELAYED

what? I've been waiting for ever. I can't stand to wait any longer, this is getting a little ridiculous.

[basilofbkrst]

Stupid milk fanboys...it's all about beer.

Beer doesn't give you the aforementioned stats of Tuscan Milk


And I agree with Rig

2%, or it wasn't worth buying.

[RAMSTORIA]

buy less milk

[djkunai]

Okay, so milk has apparently been delayed (thanks for the heads up Strell!), but I still managed to get some. Maybe it was a demo milk, it doesn't matter. But now, do I sell the milk on eBay and make a hefty profit (since it's not supposed to be out) or do I open it and enjoy it now with a plate of warm cookies? Keep in mind I'm not a collector, so I plan on opening the milk at some point (or if I sell it I'll pick up milk when it finally is released and open it then).

What do I do?

[SL4IN]

oh man you got really lucky then because where ever you bought it obviously broke street date with what they had in stock. man, and I need some milk too. I wonder how long the delay will be. anyone got a heads up on that?

[edavis0780]

Is it okay if I bought a third party brand of milk? All they had at my store was "Ali Habbad's Goat Milk". I think I got a defective copy because when I poured a glass, it was brown and didn't really "pour" out.

[SL4IN]

Is it okay if I bought a third party brand of milk? All they had at my store was "Ali Habbad's Goat Milk". I think I got a defective copy because when I poured a glass, it was brown and didn't really "pour" out.

i'd take it back. it was probably one of those copies that said new, but was really a used one just shrink wrapped.

[magiic]

I seriously hope you people got the Malk reference.

I did :)
point for me

[monkeydeew]

i think they resealed my milk in the back, its got a crooked edge on it

[Z-Saber]

So in a way, I get it. And yet I don't.

[garfep]

I'm so jealous. The store locator says my store has a bunch of milk, but there's never any there when I make the trip. I know the employees have it all in a drawer behind the counter for themselves.

[cranguy]

At least the milk will have better shelf life than a Madden game.

[botticus]

So in a way, I get it. And yet I don't.Indeed.

[terribledeli]

Will buying used milk directly hurt the milk producing cows? And as a consequence, result in sub-quality milk?

[botticus]

Will buying used milk directly hurt the milk producing cows? And as a consequence, result in sub-quality milk?Frankly, if the farmers would charge less for new milk, people would buy more and they wouldn't have to fear the used milk market so much. And the cows would be happy.

[shieryda]

I've got some extra milk. Please CML.

[SL4IN]

I've got some extra milk. Please CML.

what's your asking $$$??

[shieryda]

what's your asking $$$??

Make an offer. Do you have any trades?

[Sailorneorune]

The farm screwed up my order, putting lots of people's milk on backorder, so I bought my milk at Sureway. I cancelled my milk preorder as soon as I got home, and two days later when I get home from work, I get an e-mail from the farm letting me know that they have shipped my milk with preorder bonus. I tried to tell them I want to return the extra milk, but they charged my Paypal account anyway. And FINALLY, today, I get another e-mail stating they are cancelling the order for the milk they have already shipped out.

This is what happens when you outsource your milk order fulfillment to Digital River.

(note to the lactose-intolerant :p : see the Phoenix Wright thread.)

/DR sucks

[poisonedpawn45]

If you ordered your Milk Hero 3 from walmart, be aware that they are putting in last years "squeezings" into the bottle.

[shieryda]

Mmmmmmmm...squeezings.:drool:

[chimpian]

The clerk in GameStop won't shut up about that.



thats what she said

[djkunai]

Well I didn't really want the milk. I had some store credit, went into the store (the employee asked if I had any trade-ins, like ALWAYS which I never do) and saw the milk. I read about another CAG enjoying last year's milk so I figured "hey, why not?" But Strell are you sure that milk was delayed? I bought it in a carton, so maybe it was just the gallon sized that was delayed.

Also, does anyone know the trade in value for milk if I do decide to open it and don't like it?

[opterasis]

Milkstop was having a b2G1 milk sale, I was gonna pick up BioMilk, but they didn't have the manual. Eff that. I only buy complete milk.

[shieryda]

Also, does anyone know the trade in value for milk if I do decide to open it and don't like it?

I believe that most stores will charge a 20% restocking fee.

[BattleChicken]

Wait.. what kind of milk did you buy? brand is EVERYTHING in Milk.

If you didn't buy land-o-lakes milk, you're a terrorist.

[pittpizza]

I am sick and tired of people preying on other people's milktriotism and calling them terrorists if they dont buy land-o-lakes milk. Please, America is a milking pot and we should have tolerance for people who do not enjoy the same color milk we do.

I will admit though that colored milk has more flavor than caucasion milks do.

[monkeydeew]

i need component straws

[botticus]

i need component strawsAre those the ones with the red lines, or the ones with the green, blue, and red lines?

[shieryda]

I just got a red and yellow component straw with my milkshake from McDonald's.

[monkeydeew]

i think my milkshake will only put out at 640p

[shieryda]

Oh yeah? Well, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Oh wait...

[BattleChicken]

I am sick and tired of people preying on other people's milktriotism and calling them terrorists if they dont buy land-o-lakes milk. Please, America is a milking pot and we should have tolerance for people who do not enjoy the same color milk we do.

I will admit though that colored milk has more flavor than caucasion milks do.

Pfft... I expected as much out of a fanboy like you.

When will you blindly submit to the superiority of Land-o-Lakes?

Or are you just too poor to afford it? Thats it isn't it. $5 is too much for milk for you? If you want high tech quality milk, you need blu light cooling, and cells and stuff -- it costs MORE.. But you aren't just buying milk, you're buying potenial -- you can make cookies, and brownies, AND milkshakes.

[Dragon_Master]

Pfft... I expected as much out of a fanboy like you.

When will you blindly submit to the superiority of Land-o-Lakes?

Or are you just too poor to afford it? Thats it isn't it. $5 is too much for milk for you? If you want high tech quality milk, you need blu light cooling, and cells and stuff -- it costs MORE.. But you aren't just buying milk, you're buying potenial -- you can make cookies, and brownies, AND milkshakes.

But so can the brands of milk and for half the cost!!! So get out of this potential crap and just sell a good product at a good price.

[BattleChicken]

But so can the brands of milk and for half the cost!!! So get out of this potential crap and just sell a good product at a good price.

You can't buy another brand of milk and make blu berry pancakes, or blu berry muffins.

In fact, ANYTHING blu -- you can only make blu things with Land-O-Lakes.

Its so damn good, its like you're drinking it in the 4th dimension.

[Dragon_Master]

You can't buy another brand of milk and make blu berry pancakes, or blu berry muffins.

In fact, ANYTHING blu -- you can only make blu things with Land-O-Lakes.

Its so damn good, its like you're drinking it in the 4th dimension.

But I can buy a attachment for my milk that will let me make stuff that tastes almost as good!!

[BattleChicken]

But I can buy a attachment for my milk that will let me make stuff that tastes almost as good!!

You only say that because you don't have land-o-lakes milk. It's milk envy.

[Dragon_Master]

You only say that because you don't have land-o-lakes milk. It's milk envy.


but isnt it true that they are scrapping the ability to make cheese straight out of the jug just so they can save a few bucks? Now you have to downlload the ability to make cheese and who knows if every flavor of cheese will be there!!

[BattleChicken]

but isnt it true that they are scrapping the ability to make cheese straight out of the jug just so they can save a few bucks? Now you have to downlload the ability to make cheese and who knows if every flavor of cheese will be there!!


... this is the best thread ever.

[djkunai]

Okay I've decided to return the milk, only to realize I lost my receipt. Is there any store that will take back milk without a receipt? It's unopened.

[poisonedpawn45]

Okay I've decided to return the milk, only to realize I lost my receipt. Is there any store that will take back milk without a receipt? It's unopened.

That is called return fraud. Ban this jerk and make a sticky!
fuckfuckfuck

[shieryda]

Okay I've decided to return the milk, only to realize I lost my receipt. Is there any store that will take back milk without a receipt? It's unopened.

Just say you got the milk as a birthday gift, and they customer service lady will usually let you return it for store credit.

[ananag112]

I am just going to wait for the next generation of milk.

[djkunai]

I am just going to wait for the next generation of milk.

See that's what I was going to do, but I figured that the only difference was maybe the carton would have better graphics, since the formula is exactly the same as last year. Then I was like, wait, I actually CARE about better graphics. So now I'm stuck with milk that will be clearanced in two months. If I trade it in, I know the store will make money because some kid will bitch to mommy how "I have to HAVE that MILK MOMMY!!!!" and she'll end up buying it used for 10% savings and 40% profit for the store. Maybe Wal-Mart will take it back without the receipt.

[DuelLadyS]

Sorry, but too many no receipt milk returns at Wal-Mart 'spoiled' it for the rest of us.

Why don't you just check the market forum here? Maybe you can trade your milk for some egg nog before the holiday shopping season jacks up prices.

... this is the best thread ever.

I agree. :D

[djkunai]

Okay, the milk is up for trade. CML and PM me if you're interested.

[reicaden]

In for 30. I'll give you 2 cartons of Last gen milk, got it at GS for 39.99, and used a coupon to get a free milk carton of my choice!

[PyroGamer]

But I always drink plenty of .... malk?!
OMG I GOT THIS REFERENCE! Is five pages later too late to still be simpsons-quoting cool like you guys?

[PyroGamer]

You're still buying your milk B&M? Psh. Totally lame. What with milk going up to $2 a gallon this gen, I only buy my milk used or trade on CAG.

[poisonedpawn45]

Liongames has good deals on preorder milks, the new 1% is coming out soon. 20% off!

[monkeydeew]

this is for those who have no tolerance of lactose. i havent tried to pm this yet so ymmv, coupon says no doubles but you can print your own copy easy at http://www.silkoffer.com/

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/4831/milkql7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
ftw

[Killer Rabbit]

Does Milk 3 still have host advantage problems? Because I've been having huge lag issues pouring it recently.

[djkunai]

Does anyone else get milk yet? It just feels like I'm the only person who actually has this. Someone offered me cake for it in my tradelist, but the cake was a lie.

[Killer Rabbit]

Does anyone else get milk yet? It just feels like I'm the only person who actually has this. Someone offered me cake for it in my tradelist, but the cake was a lie.

Are you sure? Was it tres leches cake?

[Matt Young]

Best post ever.

[anotherjeff]

I was in the store, looking at other dairy products when this mom came in, she said she needed to buy milk for her son but the manager said that kid's don't like milk anymore and he sold her some orange juice for like twice as much. I told both of them that the orange juice story was crap and she should just buy the milk right there. Stupid managers at stupid store.

[cindersphere]

One day I will returen to as a bottle of milk accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

[BattleChicken]

Did you know that 100% of all murderers consumed milk at least once in their lives? Thats right! Milk are murder-training simulators.

http://www.notmilk.com/

Hooah!

[shieryda]

You're still buying your milk B&M? Psh. Totally lame. What with milk going up to $2 a gallon this gen, I only buy my milk used or trade on CAG.

Where are you buying $2 gallons of milk? I must know, because milk around here is at least $2.99.

[ananag112]

Man, I ran to my local Walmart when I heard they got a new shipment of milk. Turns out, it was only the demo unit. I have the worst luck.

BTW, anyone catch the milk reference in the new Phoenix Wright game? Well, we all know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.... You think the milk companies are paying Capcom to stick those lines in the game?

[Killer Rabbit]

DARNIT!

I just picked up a copy of Milk from GS, and I got a gutted copy! The milk is all scratched!

Can I return my milk?

[shieryda]

DARNIT!

I just picked up a copy of Milk from GS, and I got a gutted copy! The milk is all scratched!

Can I return my milk?

You didn't pay the extra $1 for scratch protection?

[BattleChicken]

Look out sweeties, you idiot milk drinkers, or mooligans -- I've got big, litigious plans -- you just wait!

Hooah!

[Killer Rabbit]

You didn't pay the extra $1 for scratch protection?

...But...but...my Milk was still in shrink wrap!

[PyroGamer]

Where are you buying $2 gallons of milk? I must know, because milk around here is at least $2.99.
You probably pay extra tax or are charged more because of shipping distances.

This was actually a serious post.



OMG, I don't think my milk is running at full 2%, I think it's being upscaled from 1%. Damn you, land-o-lakes!

[NismoZZzz]

So I got this sweet bonus for pre-ordering Milk

http://www.isam.is/myndir/matvara/hersheys/hersh_syrup680.jpg



Apparently you can mod the milk to use this.

[davo1224]

Gamecrazy said that they won't be including that choco-milk bonus

[Scorch]

Gamecrazy said that they won't be including that choco-milk bonus

we will, we just won't get it until three weeks after its scheduled release

[shieryda]

Hey, be careful with that talk of "modding" here. Cheapy may frown upon it.

[monkeydeew]

So I got this sweet bonus for pre-ordering Milk

http://www.isam.is/myndir/matvara/hersheys/hersh_syrup680.jpg



Apparently you can mod the milk to use this.
warning: this bricked my milk, i am going to put it on tradelist for parts :cry:

[Killer Rabbit]

warning: this bricked my milk, i am going to put it on tradelist for parts :cry:

You'll see it at GS two weeks later as a refurbished unit.

[davo1224]

CML. I take bricked milks and resell them as cheese.

[djkunai]

CML. I take bricked milks and resell them as cheese.

I bet you hoard all the milk on Black Friday too.

[monkeydeew]

I bet you hoard all the milk on Black Friday too.

if anyone asks for one of my multiples i always hook them up, for tree fiddy

[djkunai]

if anyone asks for one of my multiples i always hook them up, for tree fiddy
I thought the average price for a quart of milk on mark up was $12. That's what Apu used to sell it for.

[Strell]

MY VERSION OF MILK ISN'T WIRELESS?

THAT'S WEAK YOU SONS OF BITCHES.

[BattleChicken]

Thoughtless, baseless anti-milk rhetoric that ignores all logic and constantly creates straw men rather than address issues as an adult!!

Hooahh!!

[Killer Rabbit]

I thought the average price for a quart of milk on mark up was $12. That's what Apu used to sell it for.
What's the trade-in value at GS for a carton-only copy of Milk with no instructions?

[monkeydeew]

What's the trade-in value at GS for a carton-only copy of Milk with no instructions?

tree fiddy -20% if you want cash but if you put it towards a rockband bonus 30%

[djkunai]

Okay apparently milk has become "AO" due to a leaked picture of a stage of milk in pre-production.

http://www.nctc.net/counties/cow2/hereford_cow.jpg

Such inappropriate material has raised interest in many activists. Parents are outraged that their children are able to get ahold of an object with such questionable origin. Most stores have no policy of selling milk directly to minors. Parents are calling this "Warm Milk" as a reference to GTA's notorious "Hot Coffee."

[BattleChicken]

Oh the scandal!! I'll never look at Milk the same way again... won't somebody think of the children??

Okay apparently milk has become "AO" due to a leaked picture of a stage of milk in pre-production.

http://www.nctc.net/counties/cow2/hereford_cow.jpg

Such inappropriate material has raised interest in many activists. Parents are outraged that their children are able to get ahold of an object with such questionable origin. Most stores have no policy of selling milk directly to minors. Parents are calling this "Warm Milk" as a reference to GTA's notorious "Hot Coffee."

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh the scandal!! I'll never look at Milk the same way again... won't somebody think of the children??
My grocery store released a statement saying they won't carry milk; it's their right as a private company.

EDIT: That calf cannot possibly be 18. Mods please delete that photo.

[shieryda]

Any word on when milk will become a Platinum Hits/Greatest Hits? I don't mind the different packaging.

[edavis0780]

Any word of a Stop'N Swap feature for those who have both Milk and Hot Coffee?

[hhhdx4]

Did anyone see next weeks ad?


Milk>>>> 2.59******


******Buy one milk item get another diary product half off, offer excludes cheeses, second item must be of equal or lesser value.

[phear3d]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/phear3d/cag/milkhunt2box.jpg

preorder now and get a free glass of milk.

[djkunai]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/phear3d/cag/milkhunt2box.jpg

preorder now and get a free glass of milk.

If you preorder at GS they also give you an extra 30% on trades.

[monkeydeew]

if you register your carton of milk with nintendo they will send you this sweet straw set

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/1159/strawzy4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[phear3d]

remember the news about the new Harmonix game? well they said its not going to be a guitar based game.


With so many guitar-based games under their belt (Rock Band, Guitar Hero), it would be safe to assume that the next Harmonix title would also feature guitars. It looks like it won't.
According to the Game Developers Conference 2008 session listing, senior designer Chris Foster will talk about making the "other" project, a non-beatmatching game from Harmonix.



In the writeup for the session (https://www.cmpevents.com/GD08/a.asp?option=C&V=11&SessID=6282) titled "Your Music Is the Game: Designing the OTHER Project at Harmonix," it is mentioned that beats would be algorithmically generated, and that this game would lack the dedicated peripherals of other Harmonix titles.




http://www.destructoid.com/harmonix-steps-away-from-the-guitar-to-breathe-51968.phtml

The presenter pries apart the company’s standard beatmatch design, and explores how each element had to evolve, or be discarded, in order to make the new project a success.

Who knows what they're headed towards. I suppose we'll have to wait until the 2008 Game Developers Conference to really know.

well wait no more.. they've revealed the new game.. click the spoiler...



http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/phear3d/cag/MILKHEROLOGO.jpg

[BattleChicken]

So is this the fate of the best thread EVER? To become dominated by lolcows/lolmilks?


...




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Sweet!

[poisonedpawn45]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/phear3d/cag/milkhunt2box.jpg

preorder now and get a free glass of milk.

LOL

[djkunai]

Milk has a new ad campaign. Industry professionals say it will be bigger than the Halo 3 campaign. Here's the first new ad:





http://www.heroesarg.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hayden-got-milk-tn.jpg

[Apossum]

Milk has a new ad campaign. Industry professionals say it will be bigger than the Halo 3 campaign. Here's the first new ad:





http://www.heroesarg.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hayden-got-milk-tn.jpg


THAT'S NOT MILK

[Strell]

THAT'S NOT MILK

OR A WOMAN

[shieryda]

OR A WOMAN

15 will get you 20.

[Deefuzz]

Milk has a new ad campaign. Industry professionals say it will be bigger than the Halo 3 campaign. Here's the first new ad:





http://www.heroesarg.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hayden-got-milk-tn.jpg

I have my Milky Zune preordered. I can't wait till this comes out!

I can be drinking my Milk Fuel while listening to my Milky Zune all while enjoying Milk at the same time!

[phear3d]

forget the milk, i'll preorder hayden instead.

[djkunai]

forget the milk, i'll preorder hayden instead.

She's LE.

[O_o]

She's LE.
And YMMV. No store near my house is getting her in.

[phear3d]

And YMMV. No store near my house is getting her in.

damn.. is this the same situation with MGS3LE preorders at GS? i'll just have to setup a tent at the local GS and jump the person who gets her first. im afraid i'll have to kung fu hustle my way through..

[shieryda]

Still waiting for this faceplate for my Milk Hero III guitar:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8844/kisspz2.th.jpg (http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kisspz2.jpg)

[ananag112]

I hate how these celebs get products like milk while we have to wait on line to get it. I preordered milk like a year ago and I have still yet to get it.

Fuck milk. Water FTW!

[phear3d]

bump..

someone is selling MILKHUNT 2 on ebay!!! go there nowwwwww!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=170168017224&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=007

there was a previous auction (http://cgi.ebay.com/AR-TONELICO-Melody-Of-Elemia-PS2-Factory-Sealed-Artbook_W0QQitemZ170165161564QQihZ007QQcategoryZ62 053QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) that ended at $110!!! wow!!




































someone had stolen my images and placed it on their auction, i edited the images to state my claim because the idiot hotlinked my images. i decided to change one of the images and put milkhunt 2 in there.

[Killer Rabbit]

forget the milk, i'll preorder hayden instead.

Wait for the black friday sale.




...This really is the thread of the year.

[djkunai]

Is is true? Milk leaked? Confirm/deny.

[phear3d]

Is is true? Milk leaked? Confirm/deny.

milk leaked, they're selling them on ebay now on secret auctions, hiding it from the public and calling it Ar tonelico..

[BattleChicken]

Is is true? Milk leaked? Confirm/deny.

Why would you want leaky milk?

Thats just gross.

[Killer Rabbit]

Why would you want leaky milk?

Thats just gross.
It's better than



Milk Gone Soild 2: Chunks of Liberty.

[BattleChicken]

It's better than



Milk Gone Soild 2: Chunks of Liberty.

I like Milk Gone Solid 3: Cheese Eater better... Though Milk Gone Solid 4: guns of the pasturized looks like it will be badass -- and delicious.

[shieryda]

Does anyone know if we'll be able to hijack a milk truck in GTA4?

[PyroGamer]

It's better than



Milk Gone Soild 2: Chunks of Liberty.
I'm waiting for the inevitable Solid Substance port.

[techstar25]

My December copy of MilkInformer has a coupon for 10% off 2% milk. There might be more but I only skimmed through it.

[shieryda]

Wah-waaaaaah.

[BattleChicken]

My December copy of MilkInformer has a coupon for 10% off 2% milk. There might be more but I only skimmed through it.

I am SO torn.

On the one hand, two skillful milk related comments...

On the other, they are bad puns.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you said!

[Killer Rabbit]

http://www.yoplait.com/images/products/gogurt/popup/img_goGurt_11.jpg

Screenshot of Milk Gone Solid: Portable Chunks

[Unickuta]

It says it's in stock at walmart.com...but I heard they have it at some TRU's and KMarts...where should I get it from?

[djkunai]

It says it's in stock at walmart.com...but I heard they have it at some TRU's and KMarts...where should I get it from?

TRU never got their shipment of milk, but KMart has a 20% off coupon you could use.

[Killer Rabbit]

It says it's in stock at walmart.com...but I heard they have it at some TRU's and KMarts...where should I get it from?

TRU has the free twenty-five dollar gift card when you buy Super Milky Way Galaxy.

[shieryda]

Is anyone buying "Assassin's Cream"?

[BattleChicken]

Is anyone buying "Assassin's Cream"?
Is that a H-game or a porno?

[phear3d]

just so that everyone knows, its exclusive for the Wii

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/phear3d/cag/assassins-cream.jpg

[shieryda]

just so that everyone knows, its exclusive for the Wii

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/phear3d/cag/assassins-cream.jpg

:applause: :rofl: Is that Cheapy's pic on the carton? Too funny.

[phear3d]

:applause: :rofl: Is that Cheapy's pic on the carton? Too funny.

yeah lol. i got it from the cagcast #96 discussion. i knew i'd do something with it one day so i kept it. maybe i should send it to wombat.

[BattleChicken]

Has anyone tried out Hitman: Milk Money? I hear its a prequel to the first game.

[shieryda]

Has anyone tried out Hitman: Milk Money? I hear its a prequel to the first game.

No. I'm still waiting for "Simpsons: Milk and Run".

[BattleChicken]

No. I'm still waiting for "Simpsons: Milk and Run".

...

Is that a porno or an H game?

[shieryda]

...

Is that a porno or an H game?

Do you see a pattern developing?:)

[BattleChicken]

Do you see a pattern developing?:)

I decided to make it a pattern -- so yes.

[BattleChicken]

Kain and Lynch - thirsty men is about water, but milk is a powerup in that game I think.

[shieryda]

Kain and Lynch - thirsty men is about water, but milk is a powerup in that game I think.

I thought this game was going to be released as "Kane and Lynch: Calcium-deficient Men"?

[djkunai]

Has anyone tried out Hitman: Milk Money? I hear its a prequel to the first game.

I thought it was a sequel to Bully.

[BattleChicken]

I thought this game was going to be released as "Kane and Lynch: Calcium-deficient Men"?


I'll give you two replies:

1) That IS a better name.

2) Is that a porno or an H game?

[Unickuta]

TRU never got their shipment of milk, but KMart has a 20% off coupon you could use.

I can't find the stupid booklet, and the print-out didn't work...damn manager.

[shieryda]

I'll give you two replies:

1) That IS a better name.

2) Is that a porno or an H game?

1) Thank you, sir.

2) No. But "Army of Two Percent" is sure sounding like it might be an H game.

[BattleChicken]

1) Thank you, sir.

2) No. But "Army of Two Percent" is sure sounding like it might be an H game.
1) you are most welcome.

2) Army of Two already sounded like an H game -- Army of Two Percent sounds like a lazy H game... ONLY 2%? Try harder you bitchface developers!

[shieryda]

Hey, I forgot about that great Japanese film "Vampire Hunter Whole Milk (D): Milklust".

I'll have to see if Netflix has it.

[Killer Rabbit]

1) you are most welcome.

2) Army of Two already sounded like an H game -- Army of Two Percent sounds like a lazy H game... ONLY 2%? Try harder you bitchface developers!
*WHEW*

I'm so glad we got through an Army of Two Percent discussion without mentioning how the main characters use tampons to soak up the milk from their wounds!


...crap.

[shieryda]

Only a very few people would find this thread so funny. I happen to be one of them.

[BattleChicken]

*WHEW*

I'm so glad we got through an Army of Two Percent discussion without mentioning how the main characters use tampons to soak up the milk from their wounds!


...crap.

So.. is that an H game or a porno?

[Killer Rabbit]

So.. is that an H game or a porno?

It's got to be either both or neither.

[shieryda]

Guys,

I just got a junk e-mail with the subject "Milk". I'm being 100% for serious. Of course, when I previewed the message, it had nothing to do with milk.:bomb:

[BattleChicken]

Guys,

I just got a junk e-mail with the subject "Milk". I'm being 100% for serious. Of course, when I previewed the message, it had nothing to do with milk.:bomb:

Was it for an H game or a porno?







I refuse to let this one die.

[phear3d]

Guys,

I just got a junk e-mail with the subject "Milk". I'm being 100% for serious. Of course, when I previewed the message, it had nothing to do with milk.:bomb:

they're trying to hire you for their new ad. dont fall for it! like this one...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/phear3d/cag/gotmilkcheapy.jpg

[shieryda]

Fucking classic.

[BattleChicken]

they're trying to hire you for their new ad. dont fall for it! like this one...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/phear3d/cag/gotmilkcheapy.jpg

Thats not milk... thats not millk AT ALL!!

That shits GROSS.

[shieryda]

Thats not milk... thats not millk AT ALL!!

That shits GROSS.

"Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew."

"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."

[BattleChicken]

"Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew."

"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."

*shudder*

[hawkhogan]

I can't believe i read every single post in this thread. :lol:

But .... anyone manage to snatch a copy of Milk of honor? :bouncy:

[shieryda]

I can't believe i read every single post in this thread. :lol:


Believe it, son. This thread is so money, it doesn't even know it.

By the way, the reviews are in for "Milk Effect":

http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/930279.asp

[BattleChicken]

Nintendo needs to issue a rerelease of Nintendo Cereal, which goes great with Milk, and toast.

[shieryda]

Nintendo needs to issue a rerelease of Nintendo Cereal, which goes great with Milk, and toast.

Oh, man. I used to love that cereal. And Donkey Kong cereal, as well. The barrels used to tear the roof of my mouth to shit, though. I remember I gave my dog the leftover milk from my cereal one time, and he puked all over the floor after he drank it. Since I was in the same room when it happened, a "complete and total barf-o-rama" ensued.

[phear3d]

lol i wonder if i print the cover of assassin's cream and post it under the "novermber what are you buying" thread. i wonder if anyone will notice it came from this thread..

[BattleChicken]

Oh, man. I used to love that cereal. And Donkey Kong cereal, as well. The barrels used to tear the roof of my mouth to shit, though. I remember I gave my dog the leftover milk from my cereal one time, and he puked all over the floor after he drank it. Since I was in the same room when it happened, a "complete and total barf-o-rama" ensued.

http://groups.imeem.com/g2Fpiz0V/video/n6IEz9cZ/nintendo_cereal_commercials_video/

Nintendo Cereal System(tm) is delicious... The power of the cereal compels you..

[Killer Rabbit]

The power of the cereal milk compels you.
Fixed.

Also: Price of Milk Developers Kits cut.
(http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20071119-sony-woos-developers-with-price-cut-for-ps3-development-kit.html)

[phear3d]

was watching dirty jobs today and saw that that they make soap, out of GOAT'S MILK!!

http://www.fatbottomfarm.com/Store2.html

[djkunai]

Anyone lining up for milk deals on Black Friday?

[BattleChicken]

Anyone lining up for milk deals on Black Friday?

Why camp out for something you can have shipped for the same price?

Silly people.. camping out for dairy products...

[djkunai]

Why camp out for something you can have shipped for the same price?

Silly people.. camping out for dairy products...

But it's half price- almost like one divided by two.

[Killer Rabbit]

But it's half price- almost like one divided by two.

No, it's half and half.

[shieryda]

When I returned home after Thanksgiving, I discovered that the milk was about to expire. I drank some on the day it was set to expire because I didn't want to throw out a half-gallon, and was too lazy to go buy more.

[WeLoveDaisuke]

I bet you didn't think I was going to get Miak. It's out of season.

[BattleChicken]

I'm a little disapointed with how short Milk Effect was.

Insert witty milk-related joke here.

[shieryda]

I'm a little disapointed with how short Milk Effect was.

Insert witty milk-related joke here.

Did any of the missions require your character to travel through the Milky Way?

[djkunai]

I bet you didn't think I was going to get Miak. It's out of season.

Hey Vern!

[BattleChicken]

Did any of the missions require your character to travel through the Milky Way?

Just one. I had to go to get cheese from the moon.

[shieryda]

Just one. I had to go to get cheese from the moon.

Did you have to battle The Man (in the moon)?

[BattleChicken]

Did you have to battle The Man (in the moon)?

Damn 'The Man'...!

[techstar25]

Has anybody ever played this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Nutsmilkmsx.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuts_&_Milk

[shieryda]

Has anybody ever played this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Nutsmilkmsx.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuts_&_Milk

:lol: I thought you made that up!

[xdl]

Has anybody ever played this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Nutsmilkmsx.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuts_&_Milk

Actually, yes. Its a pretty fun run and jump puzzle game. Harder than hell too. Originally found out about it because of the ridiculous name. It's on the NES as well, but I don't think the US ever had it released.

[BattleChicken]

Has anybody ever played this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Nutsmilkmsx.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuts_&_Milk

Ignoring the wikipedia article, and going off the title:

Is that a H game or a porno?

[shieryda]

Ignoring the wikipedia article, and going off the title:

Is that a H game or a porno?

If I hadn't seen the screenshot, I would definitely have said "porno".

[BattleChicken]

If I hadn't seen the screenshot, I would definitely have said "porno".

Oh really?

Look at the face on the ... bubble... thing...

the illustration makes it look MORE like pr0n.

[VipFREAK]

Sounds like what the OP is looking for is...

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/homo-milk.jpg

[shieryda]

Sounds like what the OP is looking for is...

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/homo-milk.jpg

I tried homo milk once. It was not for me.

[Killer Rabbit]

Did you have to battle The Man (in the moon)?

Did you stick it to said man?

I tried homo milk once. It was not for me.

I know a few people who have tried homo milk. They said it was all a big mix-up.

[shieryda]

I know a few people who have tried homo milk. They said it was all a big mix-up.

I was drunk at the time, so that's my excuse.

[Trenchalicious]

They need to stop creating a fictious demand by limiting the supply of product! I am so sick of resellers of this milk.

[BattleChicken]

Did you stick it to said man?



Ohhh the man got stuck alright.. I stabbed him -- With bullets.

[Killer Rabbit]

They need to stop creating a fictious demand by limiting the supply of product! I am so sick of resellers of this milk.

You can't expect Reggie to build a second cow, can you?

Ohhh the man got stuck alright.. I stabbed him -- With bullets.

So you're just taking credit for the bullets' work? Typical. Guns don't kill people, and neither do you, apparently.

[BattleChicken]

So you're just taking credit for the bullets' work? Typical. Guns don't kill people, and neither do you, apparently.

Taking credit for the bullet's work??

Not if I had.... A BULLET KNIFE!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Valor-44-Magnum-Folding-Bullet-Knife_W0QQitemZ270193449996QQihZ017QQcategoryZ4333 5QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem








I don't... :cry:

[Killer Rabbit]

But then, the bullet would really be taking credit for the knife's work, now wouldn't it?

[BattleChicken]

But then, the bullet would really be taking credit for the knife's work, now wouldn't it?
Perhaps, but the 'I didn't kill that guy, The bullet knife did' defence wouldn't hold up in court.

Things don't kill people, People kill people -- whether they use bullets, or knives, or bullet knives to do it is up to them.

[Killer Rabbit]

Perhaps, but the 'I didn't kill that guy, The bullet knife did' defence wouldn't hold up in court.

Things don't kill people, People kill people -- whether they use bullets, or knives, or bullet knives to do it is up to them.
Absolutely. Which makes me wonder, can a thing use a person to kill someone?
We have to watch out for the milk. It's going to make people freak out and go on a killing spree.

I mean, look at those pictures of missing kids on the side of milk cartons. Are those kids really missing? It's really more like a list of lactose intolerant children who milk has already killed.

[BattleChicken]

Absolutely. Which makes me wonder, can a thing use a person to kill someone?
We have to watch out for the milk. It's going to make people freak out and go on a killing spree.

I mean, look at those pictures of missing kids on the side of milk cartons. Are those kids really missing? It's really more like a list of lactose intolerant children who milk has already killed.

I think the cows are the real menace:

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/l/la/lackac/348100_angry_cow.jpg

They're planning on killing you and your whole family -- with a BULLET KNIFE!!

News at 11.

[phear3d]

sad day for organic milk fans. saw this on consumerist:

http://consumerist.com/consumer/lawsuits/walmart-target-costco-wild-oats-sued-for-selling-fake-organic-milk-333747.php

Walmart, Target, Costco, Wild Oats Sued For Selling Fake Organic Milk

The Aurora Dairy controversy has spread to the retailers, as lawsuits seeking class-action status have be filed alleging "that Costco Wholesale Corp., Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Target Corp., Safeway Inc. and Wild Oats Markets Inc. sold Aurora's milk under their own in-house brand names."

Aurora itself is currently being sued by consumers in 27 states (http://consumerist.com/consumer/class-actions/organic-principles-regulations-ignored-by-nations-largest-organic-dairy-313235.php)for selling milk labeled "organic" that was not produced in accordance with National Organic Program regulations. Aurora Dairy denies that the milk was non-organic.
"Any lawsuits claiming the milk we were selling was not organic have no merit," a spokesperson told the Associated Press.

[BattleChicken]

sad day for organic milk fans. saw this on consumerist:

http://consumerist.com/consumer/lawsuits/walmart-target-costco-wild-oats-sued-for-selling-fake-organic-milk-333747.php

Walmart, Target, Costco, Wild Oats Sued For Selling Fake Organic Milk

The way I figure it, it all comes from cow organs anyways, thats close enough.

[BattleChicken]

Has anyone unlocked the milk truck in Mario Kart Wii?

[phear3d]

Has anyone unlocked the milk truck in Mario Kart Wii?
theres a milk truck? my son would love that.

[NismoZZzz]

I found the milkman delivering milk in GTA4. It was spoiled cause he bought it for a high price on ebay back in December.

[darkslime]

They need to stop creating a fictious demand by limiting the supply of product! I am so sick of resellers of this milk. Well, maybe you'll get lucky and find some cheap milk at a yard sale.

[BattleChicken]

Well, maybe you'll get lucky and find some cheap milk at a yard sale.

Buying cheap licensed milk is the mistake everyone makes...

You buy a milk because of the price, don't enjoy it, then have to go buy some more. Mothers going into Milkstop do it ALL the time.

Ohh.. Spongebob is on this milk... lets get them that.. then BAM! the milk tastes awful and they're out their $3.:bomb:

So they go buy the Barbie branded milk, and that sucks too, and so on and so forth.. until they wasted more than they would have had to on some GOOD milk to begin with. Then what are they left with? Bottles and bottles barely touched spoiled milk nobody wants to drink. On top of that, the crappy milk got purchased, so they make MORE crappy milk -- the cycle doesn't end!

Better to spend the $5 on solid grade AAA Milk to begin with.

[Killer Rabbit]

Maybe you'll get lucky and a truck full of Oreos will crash in the streets of Liberty City. Virtual Oreos go great with virtual milk liberated from a stolen milk truck.

[Deefuzz]

I cannot believe there are no mentions for Memorial Day Milk Specials! (MDMS)

Where's the deals? Where are my fellow Cheap Ass Milk Drinkers? (CAMD)