View Full Version : Who can beat Goku???
Rodimus
07-30-2004, 02:32 PM
I used to like Dragon Ball and DBZ, until after the Freeza saga, but that's a diffrent story.
Anyways me and some friends were really bored one day and were thinking who could beat Goku? He's pretty much the strongest character ever. Please, is there anyone stronger? There must be.
mousin
07-30-2004, 02:36 PM
i am stronger then him. my pwr lvl is 232139013213.
jk his son is stronger
SneakyPenguin
07-30-2004, 02:37 PM
Gohan. He was easily able to kick Cells ass, and just about anyone else.
guardian_owl
07-30-2004, 02:38 PM
Yoda! :D
Kick his scrawny butt he will, yes, hmmm.
Edit: Oh, you meant DBZ characters only :(
LinkinPrime
07-30-2004, 02:38 PM
I'd have to say Gohan would be able to kick his @$$
zewone
07-30-2004, 02:40 PM
Cell
Rodimus
07-30-2004, 02:43 PM
No, not just DBZ characters, anyone. And I'm sorry, by the end of DBZ Goku is clearly stronger that Gohan or anyone in the DBZ universe, I mean SS Lvl 4!!! Plus he can fuse with Vegeta. So try harder.
Mr. Anderson
07-30-2004, 02:50 PM
I've never liked DBZ all that much.
Doylerulez
07-30-2004, 02:53 PM
http://www.dustin.icenter.pl/images/lobogoodbye.jpg
Lobo
TheUnsane1
07-30-2004, 02:54 PM
I have always thought that vegeta is the most powerful if it wasn't for his character flaw he would have killed cell. Since he is so pompus he allows his enemys the chance to power themselves up to a greater level rather then eliminating them when he wins round 1. Outside of DBZ Goku is up there with Galactus and The Beyonder in power. If the story was in a DBZ world he can't lose he gets beat nearly to death then finds some insane new ability and wrecks all.
Ikohn4ever
07-30-2004, 02:54 PM
Professor X. he would destroy his mind in an instant
peteloaf
07-30-2004, 02:57 PM
Rudy Ray Moore AKA Dolemite could kick his ass
DMFunk
07-30-2004, 02:58 PM
Doraemon would kick goku's sorry punk ass anyday.
Tromack
07-30-2004, 03:01 PM
Unicron. He can beat the shit out of anyone.
MacGyver. He can do anything, including beat Goku.
tyecko
07-30-2004, 03:01 PM
krillin
Dok Diamond
07-30-2004, 03:10 PM
Chioutzu(spelling)
just because he looks like a little gnome
mousin
07-30-2004, 03:19 PM
nvm, changed mines to ALF. go alf go
SpookyD
07-30-2004, 03:22 PM
batman could do it.
Tromack
07-30-2004, 03:27 PM
batman could do it.
I have changed my mind. I take back the others I said. I now put all of my trust behind Batman.
XboxMaster
07-30-2004, 03:27 PM
Brolly could've killed it Goku if everyone didn't give them his energy.
Trakan
07-30-2004, 03:31 PM
buu was stronger than him because he had to fuse with vegeta to beat him..................
ElfAngel7
07-30-2004, 03:36 PM
Maguyver. He'd find something.
Strider Turbulence
07-30-2004, 03:43 PM
Gohan was supposed to be stronger than Goku ever could be after getting his Mystic Power Up from the Elder Kai during the Buu Saga.
Of course, Dragonball GT came along and made Gohan a wimp as well Base Kid Goku making fools of both Frieza and Cell. The Buu's got shafted as well in the power department.
SpookyD
07-30-2004, 03:50 PM
Why are you all still talking? I'm telling you Batman! ;)
Duo_Maxwell
07-30-2004, 04:03 PM
Goku's gona against many enemies, that if he didn't barrow energy from others, they would've destroyed him. Also, the descendants (i.e. Trunks & Gohan) were actually stronger in DBZ, but GT ruined all that.
WeaponX2099
07-30-2004, 04:11 PM
Zero Gundam, Tito Jackson, Gladiator (Marvel), Superman, Wolverine, Sabretooth, Deadpool, Dark Phoenix, and N'sync could beat Goku.
1SwtDeception
07-30-2004, 04:12 PM
gohan does have them hidden powers and whenever he gets mad he gets this major power growth.. so it gohan is stronger than goku at some points
coolsteel
07-30-2004, 04:13 PM
Considering GT is crap made up to milk the franchise after the original creator called it a day I just ignore it, with that said Gohan could do it. In just a year of training during the Cell Saga he matched his father's power level, so assuming he gets off his lazy pacifist ass he could wipe the floor with just about anyone.
peteloaf
07-30-2004, 04:21 PM
A real good eraser
(He's a cartoon after all)
Tromack
07-30-2004, 04:25 PM
A real good eraser
(He's a cartoon after all)
He isn't pencil (at least the final result isn't). If you were going down that line of thought you should have said paint thinner or something like that. I'm sorry, you lose.
zewone
07-30-2004, 04:27 PM
Onslaught. It took the whole Marvel universe to beat him.
peteloaf
07-30-2004, 04:35 PM
A real good eraser
(He's a cartoon after all)
He isn't pencil (at least the final result isn't). If you were going down that line of thought you should have said paint thinner or something like that. I'm sorry, you lose.
what about those crappy "Ink" erasers that are on the second half of the standard eraser? You know those silver steel wool things? One of those would shred the snot out of whatever Goku was on.
friedram
07-30-2004, 04:38 PM
Mr. T.
Nirvanaguy777
07-30-2004, 04:53 PM
superman would fuck him up
captainofindustry
07-30-2004, 04:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/captainofindustry/woc.jpg
Owned.
Tromack
07-30-2004, 04:57 PM
A real good eraser
(He's a cartoon after all)
He isn't pencil (at least the final result isn't). If you were going down that line of thought you should have said paint thinner or something like that. I'm sorry, you lose.
what about those crappy "Ink" erasers that are on the second half of the standard eraser? You know those silver steel wool things? One of those would shred the snot out of whatever Goku was on.
You got me. One of those things would rock his ass.
SneakyPenguin
07-30-2004, 04:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/captainofindustry/woc.jpg
Owned.
:applause: :notworth: :applause:
Brilliant.
doraemonkerpal
07-30-2004, 05:05 PM
Doraemon would kick goku's sorry punk ass anyday.
I AGREE 100%! :P
guardian_owl
07-30-2004, 06:27 PM
Ah yes, MacGyver, he would make a cunning trap using a twig, a rubber band, and a laxative. Then finish him off with a weapon made from a mirror, a toothpick, and a piece of celery.
For that matter, any Chef could kill Goku. He eats so much, all they have to do is prepare a meal for him and poison all his food. He'll woof it down so fast he'll be dead by the 12th course of the meal.
DMFunk
07-30-2004, 06:36 PM
lol don't forget about Godzilla he fucks up EVERYTHING from japan...
anth0ny
07-30-2004, 07:16 PM
no one
godhatesjustyou
07-30-2004, 07:27 PM
no one
i beg to differ.
COUGHhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/godhatesjustyou/The%20rest%20of%20it/palmback.jpgCOUGH
BlueWingX
07-30-2004, 07:35 PM
Trustcompany1013. He'd find proof that Goku's power was a scam, and convince him to not only kick his own ass, but give Trust three bucks to boot. :)
(Sorry, I was just showing my girlfriend that thread, so it's on my mind...)
Moxio
07-30-2004, 07:36 PM
Brolly could've killed it Goku if everyone didn't give them his energy.
Yes, Brolli could have. Curse those energy-giving fools. Brolli was owning.
Jaket
07-30-2004, 07:38 PM
i fuckin hate anime
Kain Vincent
07-30-2004, 11:30 PM
Any of the following characters/items should have no problem kicking Gokus ass:
Kakashi
Naruto
Optimus Prime
Megatron
Protoman
Akuma
Frylock
A stapler
Laharl
George Carlin
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (All members)
Thundercats (See Ninja turtles)
Alucard (Either from Hellsing or Castlevania)
Milhouse
Master Splinter
Terry Bogard
Geese Howard
A huge rash
I could list more, but I'm out of ideas at the moment.
Monsta Mack
07-30-2004, 11:36 PM
Shaq would Shaq-Fu him up so bad, till Goku made him shoot free throws.
Mr. T could kick his ass to.
rabbitt
07-30-2004, 11:38 PM
I think we are all forgetting one very important person that could destroy Goku and pretty much anyone else: CheapyD!!
Rodimus
08-01-2004, 12:43 PM
I read all the posts and to be honest only a few made sense. Onsluaght would be one of them, but you have to take into consideration Goku never freakin dies. And evrytime he does he gets brought back to life some how. I mean you gotta be really strong for a god to say "Well I'll die so that you can have my life and live and save the universe." Besides when he is beaten, he'll just get stronger and find some technique that can beat who ever. Ultimatly the onlything I know of that can beat Goku is good writing.
By the way, I really hate DBZ for this reason.
guyver2077
08-01-2004, 12:46 PM
no one
ahhh dam our former heat team..they gonna be good
Theenternal
08-01-2004, 01:01 PM
After GT, he is just too strong, because of SS4 which the unpure saiyans are unable to do. The Hybrids get strong quick, but have the fallback of not being able to get as strong as Veg and Goku.
However the world is how your preceive it and this guy manages to convince people he beats Goku
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/Enternal/6da1a9cf.jpg
BLarR
08-01-2004, 01:06 PM
Roadrunner. The wiley coyote could give that bird cancer and it'd still somhow backfire on his dumb arse.
guardian_owl
08-01-2004, 02:22 PM
Ok, I think I got it. Send in Yoda to kick Goku's ass and kill him. Then, lure Goku's spirit back to Earth with a grand fighting tournament. Finally, send the Ghostbusters after him, trap his spirit, and lock him in the countainment unit.
MorbidAngel4Life
08-01-2004, 03:25 PM
Any of the following characters/items should have no problem kicking Gokus ass:
Kakashi
Naruto
Optimus Prime
Megatron
Protoman
Akuma
Frylock
A stapler
Laharl
George Carlin
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (All members)
Thundercats (See Ninja turtles)
Alucard (Either from Hellsing or Castlevania)
Milhouse
Master Splinter
Terry Bogard
Geese Howard
A huge rash
I could list more, but I'm out of ideas at the moment.
George Carlin would beat the shit out of Goku. hes a tough old man.
The Successful Dropout
08-01-2004, 03:29 PM
http://www.tv-series-on-dvd.com/cover/smallville.jpg
MorbidAngel4Life
08-01-2004, 03:36 PM
i cannot stand that show. Smallville is a crap show on a mostly crap network.
Theenternal
08-01-2004, 03:37 PM
http://www.tv-series-on-dvd.com/cover/smallville.jpg
http://www.electricferret.com/fights/issue_156.htm
Rahma
08-02-2004, 02:05 PM
Fat Bastard.
He'd just sit on him and let a fart.
End of story.
Duo_Maxwell
08-02-2004, 02:52 PM
http://www.tv-series-on-dvd.com/cover/smallville.jpg
http://www.electricferret.com/fights/issue_156.htm
I used to look at the site periodically...I quite when they got kinda outrageous. I mean c'mon The Cowboy Bebop crwe beat out by the the Dirty Pair crew. Lame...Bebop would've won hands down.
Rodimus
08-25-2004, 09:21 PM
Sorry I read all the posts and I'm still not convinced. Try harder, there must me someone who can beat him. Convince me!!!
AdamInPlaidum
08-25-2004, 09:31 PM
CheapyD could rock his ass. He'd just pretend to go on vacation, resulting in a huge deal at BB. As Goku reached for the last copy of Disney Part on GBA, Cheapy would sneak up behind him and bust him over the head with his laptop-o-death. And since he paid for the deluxe 10 year warranty, BB would be obligated to keep giving him more laptops if one couldn't get the job done. PWNED!
Explosion
08-25-2004, 09:51 PM
A nice can of turpentine would wipe every DBZ character out.
Mr. Anderson
08-25-2004, 09:56 PM
Man, I was hoping this thread died.
basketkase543
08-25-2004, 10:08 PM
Man, I was hoping this thread died.
Sorry, but you just gave it a breath of fresh air.
To answer the question though, if the fight against goku takes place in his world than nobody would lose because he lives in a world of no-consequences. If you die, you can come back to life. Got no strength? Use a sensu bean (i think i misspelled that). Not powerful enough? Take it to the next level. Life just seems a little too easy in the world of DBZ.
blueweltall
08-25-2004, 10:16 PM
Gary Coleman.
WeaponX2099
08-25-2004, 11:55 PM
Really, Tito Jackson would kick Goku's ass.
saadman
08-26-2004, 12:04 AM
I'm gonna hop on the bandwagon and say Batman too. It has to be the Adam West batman though, because we all know he would have some crazy anti super sayian bat-spray or something.
Jaket
08-26-2004, 12:09 AM
allow me to get it out there
GOKU IS A FUCKING FLAMER
ok
magilacudy
08-26-2004, 12:24 AM
If there was a shop to the death competition, Cheapy would win no doubt.
As for a regular fight, God could kick Goku's ass.
guardian_owl
08-26-2004, 12:42 AM
I'm gonna hop on the bandwagon and say Batman too. It has to be the Adam West batman though, because we all know he would have some crazy anti super sayian bat-spray or something.
HAHAHA, you just made my night :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
crazytalkx
08-26-2004, 01:45 AM
I'm gonna hop on the bandwagon and say Batman too. It has to be the Adam West batman though, because we all know he would have some crazy anti super sayian bat-spray or something.
HAHAHA, you just made my night :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Holy crap thats hilarious! lmfao
gokou36
08-26-2004, 04:03 AM
I know who can beat Goku up...Chichi!!! She'll just say "no poosae for you" if she doesn't win!