Tyson knocked out!!

[Grave_Addiction]

Can you believe that Danny Williams just knocked out Tyson in the fourth round? Man, that's pitiful. Tyson is done, stick a fork in him. No more boxing for that guy.

[Mr. Anderson]

It's time for some baby eatin'.

[sj41]

Wow. That's pretty bad. How much $$$$$$$$ did he make off of this fight?

[yogi99]

Tyson is getting too old for boxing? Time to retire. Is the fight between Tyson and Roy Jones Jr ever going to happen?

[jmcc]

Good. Maybe he'll finally give up his boxing career and focus on his responsibilities as UN Goodwill Ambassador.

[ValkyrieVF-1S]

But he needs the money!

[Xevious]

He should look for another job like Game Show Host.

[LV-426RS]

damn I shoulda bet on this fight.

[Moxio]

He's so far in debt I'm going to bet he's gonna make a big scene and fight again.

[LV-426RS]

If he fights again he has to cause some sort of controversy and not play it conservative like he did this time. People watch him to see what gonna happen next. If nothing happens next no one is gonna watch him.

[Cracka]

well he did just start back..

he needs to fight a couple of really shitty guys and let them pwn him.. then he needs to go into a match against RJJ and then like.... kill him or something.. lmao

[Skylander7]

Maybe he could score some advertising deals.

"When I eat children, I only eat them with Hidden Valley Buttermilk Ranch©."

Wait, wait... maybe we could have a battle of the religions! Mr. T vs. Mike Tyson! Mr. T is an Evangelist now, so maybe we could have a Christian Vs Muslim card! Maybe Bush and Cheney could use it as a campaign stunt, who knows.

Cause we all know... if you believe in God.. its ok to munch on some children. But remember that Hidden Valley Ranch Sauce© when you do it

[LV-426RS]

Cause we all know... if you believe in God.. its ok to munch on some children. But remember that Hidden Valley Ranch Sauce© when you do it

wha???? we all don't know that.

[Skylander7]

Cause we all know... if you believe in God.. its ok to munch on some children. But remember that Hidden Valley Ranch Sauce© when you do it

wha???? we all don't know that.

I remember watching the press interview after watching that fight (I forget who it was against) and telling Lennox Lewis "I'm gonna eat your children, I'm gonna eat your children.. Praise be to Allah!!"

I laughed so hard that the beer I was in the process of gulping ended up all over my friend's living room.

[LV-426RS]

lol... i remember him saying he was gonna eat the children... didn't know about the praise be to allah part...

good stuff.

[froinlaven]

Dude, it's time for him to create a cooking machine to rival the George Foreman grill. And then they box to see which is superior!

[snotknocker]

He should sell earwax removal products

[Dok Diamond]

how much did he spend on his birthday party, wasnt it over 4 million.

[magilacudy]

I foresee a career on Fox Primetime TV.

[rvdrock]

According to ESPN...he tore up this knee in the first round, maybe now he will quit...

[Larsin]

thanks for ruining it

[Zenithian Legend]

Such a waste of talent, oh well I think this is beginning of the last chapter of the Mike Tyson story. Tyson will fight 4 more times and go 2-2 before he isn't enough of a draw for promoters to even put him on.

[zewone]

The fight was so goddamn ridiculous. I'm so glad I was at my friends house watching that. If I had payed for it I would have been pissed. Tyson needs to stay his ass away from any ring. He needs an endorsing job. Now I really wished him and Bob Sapp would still fight just to get murdered in the ring worse than he ever has so he knows he needs to just stop fighting. He's too old to just go in there all out in the first couple of rounds for a quick knockout.

[fireball343]

if he made a rival grill to Foreman's......

specially designed for cooking children and praising allah.

(don't know about the praise be to allah part, i know he said, i'm going to eat your children)

[zewone]

if he made a rival grill to Foreman's......

specially designed for cooking children and praising allah.

(don't know about the praise be to allah part, i know he said, i'm going to eat your children)

Believe me he said the praise be to Allah part. It was one of the funniest things I had seen on television in along time.

[PsyClerk]

Pfft, his opponent just went to GameFAQs and figured out the pattern to Tyson's punches. He just needed a few stars, and viola, knockout. The dude was even asking about the Nintendo Fun Club in the post fight interview.

/surprised this hasn't come up yet

Edit: Mike needed this move (http://www.ighetto.com/cgi-bin/gallery/gallery.cgi?action=view&link=Flash_Movies&image=Ty son_Dream_Fight.swf&img=&tt=swf) to win.

[KingDox]

Pfft, his opponent just went to GameFAQs and figured out the pattern to Tyson's punches. He just needed a few stars, and viola, knockout. The dude was even asking about the Nintendo Fun Club in the post fight interview.

/surprised this hasn't come up yet

Edit: Mike needed this move (http://www.ighetto.com/cgi-bin/gallery/gallery.cgi?action=view&link=Flash_Movies&image=Ty son_Dream_Fight.swf&img=&tt=swf) to win.

Ha, that's a funny clip. I remember him saying in an interview something like "That's why I take my meds so I don't feel like killing you" and "Untill I kill you.....With a gun"

Leno played those clips a few times.

[Cracka]

Tyson just needs to find a way to rig the scales so it weighs him in at like 120...and then he can whoop some featherweight ass!


that would be some funny shit... a 120 lb featherweight gets in the ring with Tyson.. round starts... Tyson punches him and shatters his face.

[CaseyRyback]

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=1849896

that may have been the reason he lost

[epobirs]

That's what happens when a junkie tries to give up his addiction to human cartilige. If he could just get hooked up with some prime ear he'd be ready to reign in the ring again!

I see him kind of like Popeye. When a challenge appears, rather than producing a can of spinach he simply chomps off a passerby's ear.