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fade2black
08-01-2004, 10:00 PM
I am gathering some stats for my PhD ..
What exactly is the basis of this thesis you're doing?
Jaket
08-01-2004, 10:03 PM
LMAO this is soo fucked up...... TEEN!
unctennis122
08-01-2004, 10:05 PM
wtf???
Zmonkay
08-01-2004, 10:06 PM
creepy. and my answer is teen
Scorch
08-01-2004, 10:08 PM
Someone close this..
red flare graf
08-01-2004, 10:08 PM
Picked teen but I'd take a MILF, too.
Nirvanaguy777
08-01-2004, 10:09 PM
MILF
rajchakrabarti
08-01-2004, 10:20 PM
shemale ??? wtf
JSweeney
08-01-2004, 10:21 PM
MILF.
It's the only one that doesn't suggest a major perversion.
Steggy
08-01-2004, 10:22 PM
most definitly a milf.
Graystone
08-01-2004, 10:33 PM
how old is the teen I would only if over 17
Xevious
08-01-2004, 10:41 PM
I am gathering some stats for my PhD ..
Where the hell are you getting your PhD? Is it one of those phony internet colleges?
I don't think your legit..But for the sake of the thread, I say Milf.
Teens are inexperienced and there is the jailbait issue. A Milf usually knows whats she's doing and there is less bullshit to deal with.
EDIT: Your avatar and the fact that you have "Shemale" listed as one of the choices in this topic makes me think that there is even more than you than you are letting on.
WhipSmartBanky
08-01-2004, 10:42 PM
Plus a MILF can withstand the pelvis cracking...
Jaket
08-01-2004, 10:43 PM
MILF.
It's the only one that doesn't suggest a major perversion.
im 15, do i still fall under that catagory?
vrs1650
08-01-2004, 10:43 PM
Dang MILF vs. Teen. That is too tough to decide, so I will take the easy way out, both at the same time. Even better if mother and daughter.
Cracka
08-01-2004, 10:43 PM
you getting your PhD at clown school?
Be one with face paint that looks like you're smiling, those are always better than the sad clowns
swetooth9
08-01-2004, 10:45 PM
teen since im 15 :twisted:
vrs1650
08-01-2004, 10:46 PM
There is never a good clown, happy or sad they scare the crap out of me.
hiccupleftovers
08-01-2004, 10:49 PM
NOw what class is this for?????????? Eh, whatever but i guess i'd go with a MILF like the one from the Stacy's mom video, what's her name Rachel Hunter.
Xevious
08-01-2004, 10:50 PM
you getting your PhD at clown school?
Be one with face paint that looks like you're smiling, those are always better than the sad clowns
Hey Cracka,
I don't think it Clown School he's getting his degree from. I'm willing to bet money on that..
fade2black
08-01-2004, 11:12 PM
The subject of the thesis is "Boundry patterns in ethno-centric sexual behaviors".
For professional reasons, I am not at liberty to announce the name of school (it is a reputed one, I assure you).
Many of the predicted behaviors are proving true even in this small sample: For example, it is predicted that very few would choose 'shemale' and that pattern is holding true...
Also, the likleyhood of a poll taker choosing 'MILF' is highest in the 18-22 group (however, this poll cannot corroborate that given that we don't have any age data).
Thanks for taking the poll, and making your contribution to the study of social/sexual behaviors. Always a fascinating subject.
Moxio
08-01-2004, 11:15 PM
Ugh, what a horrible question.
Probably teen, since I'm in that area.
OkeSmokey21
08-01-2004, 11:19 PM
Defintely weird question, but a she-male. I always wanted a threesome
Xevious
08-01-2004, 11:29 PM
Also, the likleyhood of a poll taker choosing 'MILF' is highest in the 18-22 group (however, this poll cannot corroborate that given that we don't have any age data).
Thanks for taking the poll, and making your contribution to the study of social/sexual behaviors. Always a fascinating subject.
I'm sorry but this whole thing doesn't seem legit. Why would you place a poll when you can't get specific information. Anybody whose taking statistics knows thats true. Actually, let me rephase that...anybody with any sense will know thats true.
guardian_owl
08-01-2004, 11:41 PM
Data could not officially be used for a study, but trying out a question on a message board is a good dry run before going into the expense of gathering subjects and / or printing and mailing out questionares. This would be my guess anyway.
Here's something to wrap your brain around, the choice for the question says "teen" it doesn't say anything about "female teen" :twisted: .
Xevious
08-02-2004, 01:03 AM
Data could not officially be used for a study, but trying out a question on a message board is a good dry run before going into the expense of gathering subjects and / or printing and mailing out questionares. This would be my guess anyway.
Oh...I get it...Youre the good cop and I am the bad cop.
XboxMaster
08-02-2004, 01:13 AM
Teen 'cause I'm near that age.
ElfAngel7
08-02-2004, 03:37 PM
well, i've already had the MILF, so i'll for teen on basis of trying something new.
Rahma
08-02-2004, 03:49 PM
MILF means MAN I'd like to F***? hmmmm....
Where do I choose men?
The subject of the thesis is "Boundry patterns in ethno-centric sexual behaviors".
Let's hope you run your proposal through a spell-checker before submission. This is reminiscent of a psychologist who asks you which you would rather have with you on a desert island: an inexhaustible cornucopia which only provides eggplants or a fishing pole. Both choices seem too heavily-laden with iffy connotations, and you want to add an additional choice to the list: how about you not try to pigeon-hole me into one of your pre-conceived categories and we'll just say the island is covered in coconut trees?
[edit: and Rahma, there is no choice to specify a male partner. All gamers are overweight males with skin problems. Hasn't anyone told you that? That's probably why our esteemed peer thought he'd struck it rich on cleverly polling this community.]
D4rkewolfe
08-02-2004, 03:50 PM
Hmmm...choices choices...on one hand you got the inexperienced teen, who can easily be taught. On the other hand you got a mature woman who can teach you things you did not think possible. Yeah new experiences.
bignick
08-02-2004, 03:51 PM
MILF and her 18yo teen daughter at the same time
D4rkewolfe
08-02-2004, 03:52 PM
The subject of the thesis is "Boundry patterns in ethno-centric sexual behaviors".
Let's hope you run your proposal through a spell-checker before submission. This is reminiscent of a psychologist who asks you which you would rather have with you on a desert island: an inexhaustible cornucopia which only provides eggplants or a fishing pole. Both choices seem too heavily-laden with iffy connotations, and you want to add an additional choice to the list: how about you not try to pigeon-hole me into one of your pre-conceived categories and we'll just say the island is covered in coconut trees?
[edit: and Rahma, there is no choice to specify a male partner. All gamers are overweight males with skin problems. Hasn't anyone told you that? That's probably why our esteemed peer thought he'd struck it rich on cleverly polling this community.]
Hey now! I may be getting back my "gamer's physique" lol but not all us gamers are overweight males with skin problems :P
Rahma
08-02-2004, 03:53 PM
I'm a man??
OMFG!!!
I just realized I have balls on my chest!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Where's my penis?? Somebody stoled it and moved my balls!
Hey now! I may be getting back my "gamer's physique" lol but not all us gamers are overweight males with skin problems :P
Do not deny your inner nature. Let go of the hope......let go, Luke...um. Oops.
[edit: Rahma, you are now an honorary man. Complete with grotesque man-boobs (they seem to be mandatory now, thanks to One Who Shall Remain Unnamed.) There you go, now you fit right in. No need to thank me. Oh, and I filled in Teen for you. Now, you're all set.]
Dok Diamond
08-02-2004, 03:54 PM
i picked teen, because its legal for me.
D4rkewolfe
08-02-2004, 03:55 PM
I'm a man??
OMFG!!!
I just realized I have balls on my chest!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Where's my penis?? Somebody stoled it and moved my balls!
*feels up Rahma's balls on her chest* Hmm surprisingly comfortable
mousin
08-02-2004, 03:57 PM
MILF, i already got a gf, experienced it all. i wanna try someone EXPERIENCED enough for me. :D moms.. gotta love um. go MILF HUNTERS!
Zenithian Legend
08-02-2004, 05:41 PM
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
JSweeney
08-02-2004, 07:04 PM
The subject of the thesis is "Boundry patterns in ethno-centric sexual behaviors".
I call bullshit.
eth·no·cen·trism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (thn-sntrzm)
n.
1.Belief in the superiority of one's own ethnic group.
2.Overriding concern with race.
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ethno·centric (-trk) adj.
Funny, age and/or sexual persuasion have very little to do with ethnicity.
Social norms may vary from race to race, but from the scenarios you mention, ethnocentrism doen't come into play.
For professional reasons, I am not at liberty to announce the name of school (it is a reputed one, I assure you).
Funny, any credibile researcher would automatically mention the insitution he was attached to. Ever read the profesional journals documenting the papers written at research insitutions? The first thing listed under the author's name is the university that he/she is attached to.
Many of the predicted behaviors are proving true even in this small sample: For example, it is predicted that very few would choose 'shemale' and that pattern is holding true...
Again, I suspect bullshit. Your phraseology is completely unproffesional, your methods completely unscientific, and the results of your "research" completely worthless to research conducted while using the scientific method.
Also, the likleyhood of a poll taker choosing 'MILF' is highest in the 18-22 group (however, this poll cannot corroborate that given that we don't have any age data).
Even then, you don't know the credibility of these people. Any reasonable researcher would ask these questions to a group of flesh and blood people so that they could more easily control all of the variables... a practice that to any experiment that wishes to stay under the auspices of the scientific method.
Thanks for taking the poll, and making your contribution to the study of social/sexual behaviors. Always a fascinating subject.
Bullshit. This is no more "indepth" than the "would you rather" hypotheticals that were in vogue and made there rounds on the internet, shock radio, and TV shows like the Man Show.
If you truely are a reasearcher and working towards your PH.D, I weep for the falling standards of Science. Of course, this would be more in the domain of psychology, which really isn't a science anyway.
Javery
08-02-2004, 07:07 PM
wow - I agree completely.
biggestinuyashafan
08-02-2004, 07:08 PM
my g/f is 17,so i pick teen (i am only 19)
Javery
08-02-2004, 07:10 PM
be careful - you might be a rapist.
doraemonkerpal
08-02-2004, 07:16 PM
MILF.
It's the only one that doesn't suggest a major perversion.
AGREED! :shock:
Xevious
08-02-2004, 07:31 PM
Bullshit. This is no more "indepth" than the "would you rather" hypotheticals that were in vogue and made there rounds on the internet, shock radio, and TV shows like the Man Show.
If you truely are a reasearcher and working towards your PH.D, I weep for the falling standards of Science. Of course, this would more in the domain of psychology, which really isn't a science anyway.
FINALLY!!! Someone that agrees with me!
My bullshit detector was way off the scale with this thread...
WhipSmartBanky
08-02-2004, 07:44 PM
The subject of the thesis is "Boundry patterns in ethno-centric sexual behaviors".
I call bullshit.
eth·no·cen·trism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (thn-sntrzm)
n.
1.Belief in the superiority of one's own ethnic group.
2.Overriding concern with race.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ethno·centric (-trk) adj.
Funny, age and/or sexual persuasion have very little to do with ethnicity.
Social norms may vary from race to race, but from the scenarios you mention, ethnocentrism doen't come into play.
For professional reasons, I am not at liberty to announce the name of school (it is a reputed one, I assure you).
Funny, any credibile researcher would automatically mention the insitution he was attached to. Ever read the profesional journals documenting the papers written at research insitutions? The first thing listed under the author's name is the university that he/she is attached to.
Many of the predicted behaviors are proving true even in this small sample: For example, it is predicted that very few would choose 'shemale' and that pattern is holding true...
Again, I suspect bullshit. Your phraseology is completely unproffesional, your methods completely unscientific, and the results of your "research" completely worthless to research conducted while using the scientific method.
Also, the likleyhood of a poll taker choosing 'MILF' is highest in the 18-22 group (however, this poll cannot corroborate that given that we don't have any age data).
Even then, you don't know the credibility of these people. Any reasonable researcher would ask these questions to a group of flesh and blood people so that they could more easily control all of the variables... a practice that to any experiment that wishes to stay under the auspices of the scientific method.
Thanks for taking the poll, and making your contribution to the study of social/sexual behaviors. Always a fascinating subject.
Bullshit. This is no more "indepth" than the "would you rather" hypotheticals that were in vogue and made there rounds on the internet, shock radio, and TV shows like the Man Show.
If you truely are a reasearcher and working towards your PH.D, I weep for the falling standards of Science. Of course, this would more in the domain of psychology, which really isn't a science anyway.
JSWEENEY'D!
Nirvanaguy777
08-02-2004, 07:47 PM
w0rd
fade2black
08-02-2004, 10:31 PM
I can understand the apprehension of some of the people here (JSweeney, Xevious et al.) as to whether this poll is scientific and whether it can be used as part of a PhD thesis.
Let me assure you that I will not be using this poll as a data point in my thesis, or even quoting it in my thesis. For that matter, nobody can use an internet poll as a valid data point in any scientific study because of Sturgeon's Law (http://www.jargon.net/jargonfile/s/SturgeonsLaw.html).
I have already gathered a substantial amount of information using the standard double blind tests over a number of years, on various population distributions.
What I am doing here, is trying to validate the existing data on a random (albeit, unscientific) sample of people.
Now, to the second point regarding ethnicities. I never claimed that this poll was about ethnicities. This poll corresponds to a small portion on a much larger body of work. Since I was asked to explain the subject, I quoted the (working) title of my paper. So, please don't miss the wood for the trees.
If somebody is interested about my findings regarding various ethnic groups, I will post some tidbits.
Lastly, to answer the question: "Ever read the profesional journals documenting the papers written at research insitutions? The first thing listed under the author's name is the university that he/she is attached to".
That is true, but how many work-in-progress papers have you read? The papers published in professional journals have already be reviewed by peer groups, and referred by domain experts before being published.
There is intense competitive rivalry/jealousy/what-have-you related to funding and recognition. Anything I attribute to the school or department can/will be used against me. So I have to be careful.
Xevious
08-03-2004, 03:35 PM
If somebody is interested about my findings regarding various ethnic groups, I will post some tidbits.
Do it then!
Wlogan31
08-03-2004, 03:46 PM
Many of the predicted behaviors are proving true even in this small sample: For example, it is predicted that very few would choose 'shemale' and that pattern is holding true...
Also, the likleyhood of a poll taker choosing 'MILF' is highest in the 18-22 group (however, this poll cannot corroborate that given that we don't have any age data).
Guess I finally fit in....I'm 20 and I chose MILF...
Backlash
08-03-2004, 05:21 PM
MILF, since I'm 26. And there are lots of them in Dallas :p
JSweeney
08-03-2004, 06:39 PM
I can understand the apprehension of some of the people here (JSweeney, Xevious et al.) as to whether this poll is scientific and whether it can be used as part of a PhD thesis.
Let me assure you that I will not be using this poll as a data point in my thesis, or even quoting it in my thesis. For that matter, nobody can use an internet poll as a valid data point in any scientific study because of Sturgeon's Law (http://www.jargon.net/jargonfile/s/SturgeonsLaw.html).
That's a door you opened up by saying you were gathering data for your Phd. This thread would have gotten almost exactly the same response had you not mentioned your Phd study.. that's what earned you your well deserved naysayers.
I have already gathered a substantial amount of information using the standard double blind tests over a number of years, on various population distributions.
One would hope. Of course, your earlier posts don't even hint at the scope of your study. You more than deserved to be called on this.
What I am doing here, is trying to validate the existing data on a random (albeit, unscientific) sample of people.
Don't try to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You were trying to make yourself look like a big shot by mentioning a Phd study, got lax with your wording, and got called on it.
Now, to the second point regarding ethnicities. I never claimed that this poll was about ethnicities. This poll corresponds to a small portion on a much larger body of work. Since I was asked to explain the subject, I quoted the (working) title of my paper. So, please don't miss the wood for the trees.
Hmm, make a poll that is somewhat provactative in nature, state it's primary intent as collecting information for a PHd paper, then hide behind competition, funding and the myriad other facets of academia. Gee, I wonder why people would be skeptical? Suffice to say, your posts in the thread don't exactly engender confidence.
Of course, one would think that directly quoting the working title of your paper is most definately going to cut down on the sniping and backbiting that exists in academia. Considering your earlier stance, it would seem that type of information would be something you'd keep fairly close to your vest... of course, thanks to the Google and Yahoo spiders that hit the site every so often, nothing here is secret at all. These spiders will make almost any post plain to see via a websearch... not to mention decently high up in the rankings to boot. In fact, with such a specific title, it would not be surprising to see that as the top link on a google search in a few weeks.
That is true, but how many work-in-progress papers have you read? The papers published in professional journals have already be reviewed by peer groups, and referred by domain experts before being published.
Quite a few actually. In fact, as part of one of the seminar class I took, a new doctoral candidate presented thier work in progress papers every other week. Then there's a couple more if you include the ones I've been asked to look over at work.
There is intense competitive rivalry/jealousy/what-have-you related to funding and recognition. Anything I attribute to the school or department can/will be used against me. So I have to be careful.
You know, dispite the fact that there is a kernel of truth there, it does make for a very, very convient excuse.
By the way, if you asked this question in your study with somewhat similar wording, I'd have to question the value of your data.
With this wording, you'd have already biased those taking the survey by using the somewhat vulgar term "she-male"...
Transgendered or Hermaphrodite are somewhat interchangeable terms, yet don't carry the stigma of "she-male".
Xevious
08-03-2004, 06:58 PM
Here is my theory:
The creator of the thread is actually a She-male. One of the two clues that I noticed is that "She-Male" is listed as one of the choices in the poll. The other clue is that his/her avatar is a picture of MP commander at Abu Ghraib Prison, Brig. Gen. Janis Karpinski whom many can say has strong masculine features. In fact, she looks more manly than most men.
Although this is conjecture on my part, I'm guessing that the creator of the thread is likely looking for any CAGs that may reponsed positively to the prospect of having a relationship with a she-male. This is certainly an indirect way of finding them out.
Since She-Males (Half man, half females) may have a difficult time looking for love or lust prospects, it may not be out of the question to rely on falsified stories (getting a PhD for example).
Thats my theory. If anyone else wants to chime in..go for it.
WhipSmartBanky
08-03-2004, 07:39 PM
I can understand the apprehension of some of the people here (JSweeney, Xevious et al.) as to whether this poll is scientific and whether it can be used as part of a PhD thesis.
Let me assure you that I will not be using this poll as a data point in my thesis, or even quoting it in my thesis. For that matter, nobody can use an internet poll as a valid data point in any scientific study because of Sturgeon's Law (http://www.jargon.net/jargonfile/s/SturgeonsLaw.html).
That's a door you opened up by saying you were gathering data for your Phd. This thread would have gotten almost exactly the same response had you not mentioned your Phd study.. that's what earned you your well deserved naysayers.
I have already gathered a substantial amount of information using the standard double blind tests over a number of years, on various population distributions.
One would hope. Of course, your earlier posts don't even hint at the scope of your study. You more than deserved to be called on this.
What I am doing here, is trying to validate the existing data on a random (albeit, unscientific) sample of people.
Don't try to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You were trying to make yourself look like a big shot by mentioning a Phd study, got lax with your wording, and got called on it.
Now, to the second point regarding ethnicities. I never claimed that this poll was about ethnicities. This poll corresponds to a small portion on a much larger body of work. Since I was asked to explain the subject, I quoted the (working) title of my paper. So, please don't miss the wood for the trees.
Hmm, make a poll that is somewhat provactative in nature, state it's primary intent as collecting information for a PHd paper, then hide behind competition, funding and the myriad other facets of academia. Gee, I wonder why people would be skeptical? Suffice to say, your posts in the thread don't exactly engender confidence.
Of course, one would think that directly quoting the working title of your paper is most definately going to cut down on the sniping and backbiting that exists in academia. Considering your earlier stance, it would seem that type of information would be something you'd keep fairly close to your vest... of course, thanks to the Google and Yahoo spiders that hit the site every so often, nothing here is secret at all. These spiders will make almost any post plain to see via a websearch... not to mention decently high up in the rankings to boot. In fact, with such a specific title, it would not be surprising to see that as the top link on a google search in a few weeks.
That is true, but how many work-in-progress papers have you read? The papers published in professional journals have already be reviewed by peer groups, and referred by domain experts before being published.
Quite a few actually. In fact, as part of one of the seminar class I took, a new doctoral candidate presented thier work in progress papers every other week. Then there's a couple more if you include the ones I've been asked to look over at work.
There is intense competitive rivalry/jealousy/what-have-you related to funding and recognition. Anything I attribute to the school or department can/will be used against me. So I have to be careful.
You know, dispite the fact that there is a kernel of truth there, it does make for a very, very convient excuse.
By the way, if you asked this question in your study with somewhat similar wording, I'd have to question the value of your data.
With this wording, you'd have already biased those taking the survey by using the somewhat vulgar term "she-male"...
Transgendered or Hermaphrodite are somewhat interchangeable terms, yet don't carry the stigma of "she-male".
JSWEENEY'D^2
QuiteBitterBeing
08-03-2004, 08:27 PM
I'd shoot the teen and the shemale, then I'd screw the MILF.
BTW, f*cked up topic. :roll:
pimp_daddy_smurf
08-03-2004, 08:30 PM
teen......because im 16........./
magilacudy
08-03-2004, 08:51 PM
I was about to give the OP the benefit of the doubt, but some cheapass detective work dug up this:
Sr. Apps Engineer at a major software company. I am in my 30s - am I too old for games??
in regards to employment. An engineer working on a psychology Ph.D. Interesting indeed.
As for my response, I'd go with both, then the teen and then the MILF, then I'd eat a bucket of fried chicken.