eff, Marry, Kill

[Javery]

OK, name 3 people and the next poster has to say which one they would F, which one they would marry and which one they would kill. Then list three more people for the next poster. Saying the logic behind your choice would be interesting too... I'll start...

Pam Anderson
Carmen Electra
Jenna Jameson

[D4rkewolfe]

Jenna Jameson
Carmen Electra
Pam Anderson

Next list

Janet Reno
RuPaul
Chyna

[mousin]

Andy Dick
Tom Green
Garry Colemen

[D4rkewolfe]

I thought the other person had to choose from my list, since I chose from the original poster...isn't that how it works?

[Javery]

yeah, that's how it works:

F: Chyna
M: Reno
K: Rupaul

next:
Ross
Chandler
Joey

[Rahma]

here i'll reply to d4rkwolfe

Marry: Rupaul (lots of money, I think)
Kill: Janet Reno (ugly ass old bitch)
F: Chyna (great body)

I'm not lesbian but Chyna would be my logical choice to F.

Next list.

Bill Clinton
Barbara Streistand
Pee Wee Herman

[mousin]

PeeWee Herman
Bill Clinton
Barbara

next list
Andy Dick
Garry Colemen
Tom Green

[Rahma]

Well somebody already messed this thread up.. >.<
Please specify which you would do which to.

[mousin]

not really, just keep it going

[Javery]

F:Andy Dick (given his history at least he should be good at it)
M:Tom Green (he got a couple million to do Freddy got Fingered to live off of)
K:Gary Coleman (I hate him)

next:
B'lanna
7 of 9
T'Pol

[The Successful Dropout]

i swear i ws going to make a thread about this like 2 months ago

[cag1000]

ok if u r girls, and would f andy dick throw me a pm, cause if u would fuck his annoying, ugly ass then i must b a god.

[cag1000]

and javeryh u r in jersey u need 2 pm me. You should hear my history, then i should b good at it also

[Zenithian Legend]

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

[AdamInPlaidum]

F: 7 of 9
M: B'lanna
K: T'pol

Next list:

Minnie Mouse
Betty Boop
Wonder Woman

[Xevious]

OK, name 3 people and the next poster has to say which one they would F, which one they would marry and which one they would kill. Then list three more people for the next poster. Saying the logic behind your choice would be interesting too... I'll start...

Pam Anderson
Carmen Electra
Jenna Jameson
K: Jenna (There are too many chances of desease)
F: Carmen (She's too dumb to marry)
M: Pam Anderson (She already has some parenting skills)
Those are my choices...

[mousin]

F:Wonderwomen
M:Minnie, im mickey mouse.. in..
K: betty boop, to .. :( for me

[Javery]

Kill T'Pol????? Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hutno]

Why is it so hard to list 3 more people?

[Xevious]

Kill T'Pol????? Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree. T'Pol is the best woman of the bunch.

[Reality's Fringe]

Mr. T
Bill Cosby
Eddie Murphy

[Zenithian Legend]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

[Javery]

If I were a girl...
F:Eddie Murphy (funny guy, good for a night)
M:Bill Cosby ($$$)
K:Mr. T (he pities the fool)

next:
Anya
Willow
Buffy

[Zenithian Legend]

You can't kill Mr. T... he's immortal

[Javery]

You can't kill Mr. T... he's immortal

Immortals can be killed - they just won't die of natural causes. I'd beat his punk-ass with one arm tied behind my back. Die Mr. T! Die!

[Reality's Fringe]

WRONG WRONG WRONG. The correct response in regards to the three people I posted is "I'm sorry RF, but you can't M F orK those three because they are gods. And as gods, I cannot get near, let alone touch, them. Please forgive me my three idols!"

[GuilewasNK]

F: Ivory (WWE)
M: Jessica Alba
K: Jeanine Garafolo

[Xevious]

Ok..here are 3 names

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Miss Piggy

[crazytalkx]

Ok..here are 3 names

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Miss Piggy

F:Britney Spears
M:Jessica Simpson
K:Miss Piggy

[defender]

Brooke Burke

3 times

[punqsux]

bignick
jsweeney
daphatty

[AdamInPlaidum]

Kill all 3 and marry punqsux.

[punqsux]

ahem...i need a ring

[AdamInPlaidum]

Whoops, 3 new names:

Ryu
Ken
Akuma

[AdamInPlaidum]

ahem...i need a ring

www.cheapassfiancee.com

[Zenithian Legend]

Hmm is VGTalks responsible for that site?

[The Successful Dropout]

Hmm is VGTalks responsible for that site?

if not, they will soon

[Xevious]

Here are 3 new names

Queen Elizabeth
Cleopatra
Joan of Arc

Which ones do you chose?

[Javery]

F: Cleopatra
M: Joan of Arc
K: Queen E

next:
Anya
Willow
Buffy

[chickenhawk]

F: Cleopatra
M: Joan of Arc
K: Queen Elizabeth

New ones:

Billie Holiday
Joan Jett
Blondie


EDIT: Heh! We responded at the same time and with the same picks!!

[Xevious]

F: Cleopatra
M: Joan of Arc
K: Queen Elizabeth

New ones:

Billie Holiday
Joan Jett
Blondie

k:blondie (too much drugs, Her face went to hell)
F: joan jett (She rocks!!)
M: Billie Holiday (She's got a good voice)

Here are some more names:
Ms. Piggy
Minnie Mouse
Daisy Duck

[Javery]

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel

[Hex]

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel

Fuck: Alba
Marry: Simpson
Kill: Biel

Next..

Lauren Bush
Bo Derek
Ann Coulter

( I couldn't find it in my heart to kill any of these fine ladies. :cry: )

[Graystone]

Lauren Bush
Bo Derek
Ann Coulter

Marry: Lauren Bush
Kill: Ann Coulter
fuck: Bo Derek (20 years ago)

Next
Gladis Jimenez
Shannyn Sossamon
Elisha Cuthbert

[RedvsBlue]

Fuck: Alba
Marry: Simpson
Kill: Biel

Next..

Lauren Bush
Bo Derek
Ann Coulter

( I couldn't find it in my heart to kill any of these fine ladies. :cry: )

F: Bo Derek
M: Lauren Bush
K: Ann Coulter

While it is tempting to fuck Ann Coulter instead of kill her, I think killing her would provide much more long term satisfaction. Bo derek ended up as the fuck because I wouldn't want to marry her.

Your mom
Your sister
Your grandma

:twisted:

[Hex]

K: Ann Coulter


Kill: Ann Coulter


I hate both of you. :twisted:

And while mildly on topic, here's something (http://www.ubersite.com/m/69450) from a while ago. :lol: Unfortunately, you guys have Tammy Bruce. But she's also a lesbian, so it kind of levels out. :lol:

[jaykrue]

F: Bo Derek
M: Lauren Bush
K: Ann Coulter

While it is tempting to fuck Ann Coulter instead of kill her, I think killing her would provide much more long term satisfaction. Bo derek ended up as the fuck because I wouldn't want to marry her.

Your mom
Your sister
Your grandma

:twisted:

F: Sister
M: Mom
K: grandma

I guess that'd make me your daddy as well as your brother-in-law. :rofl:

[Javery]

Posh Spice
Baby Spice
Scary Spice

[jaykrue]

Posh Spice
Baby Spice
Scary Spice

F: Baby
M: Posh
K: Scary

I'm not too fond of baby but not enough to kill her plus I wouldn't mind being married to Mrs. Beckham. She's fuckin' hot. :drool:

[trunks982]

what about these:

kristin kreuk
allison mack
erica durance

all from smallville

[jaykrue]

what about these:

kristin kreuk
allison mack
erica durance

all from smallville

Hmmm, this one would go in a few ways as I like'em all but there's a range of hot-ability from Erica to Allison with Kristin in the middle (can you say 4some? :drool:)

Most likely it would be:

F: kristin
M: erica (chosen over kristin because I like the sophicated woman and kristin is too girl-next-door but in no way does that diminish her status as a bonafide hottie)
K: allison (though it would be with regret but she's the least hottie but in no way diminishes that she is still, in fact, a hottie)

[starman9000]

I hate both of you. :twisted:

And while mildly on topic, here's something (http://www.ubersite.com/m/69450) from a while ago. :lol: Unfortunately, you guys have Tammy Bruce. But she's also a lesbian, so it kind of levels out. :lol:


That list is awesome, mostly because most of the "famous republican women" are merely somewhat "famous" women who may be republicans.

[Javery]

Eva Longoria
Marcia Cross
Nicollette Sheridan

[DT778]

Eva Longoria
Marcia Cross
Nicollette Sheridan
marry eva
fuck marcia
kill nicollette


halle berry
anna kournikova
josie moran