Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Trailer--Hail to the King, baby

[F8X]

stolen from GaF

http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29639
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/471/feffbf1b13d49327d77eecepi4.th.jpg (http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=feffbf1b13d49327d77eecepi4.jpg)

Looks like we're all out of bubble gum.

Video up!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWuteFLUPSY

also the EPIC 2001 trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHU3sq8Wfjs

Links

Gametrailers Link (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29074.html)

RIGHT CLICK .MOV (http://www.gametrailers.com/download/29074/t_dnf_teaser_h264.mov)

RIGHT CLICK WMV (http://www.gametrailers.com/download/29074/t_dnf_teaser_h264.wmv)

[Chacrana]

Well hopefully it looks better than that.

[Dr Mario Kart]

Looks like their forums are already crashed.

It'll look better in motion :D

I know someone who still has a Gamestop pre-order slip from like....maybe 2000? I used to have a picture of it but I cant find it.

[lunatic_pandora]

Duke Nukem = Best game ever

[Xevious]

Will this be PC only or will it be on the Consoles? I'm excited actually. I played Duke Nukem 3D a lot back in the day! I loved it more than Doom.

[Brak]

Well hopefully it looks better than that.
Blow it out yer ass.

[Dr Mario Kart]

It doesnt even matter how good it is. Everyone should buy a piece of history.

[Chacrana]

Will this be PC only or will it be on the Consoles? I'm excited actually. I played Duke Nukem 3D a lot back in the day! I loved it more than Doom.

It'll prolly be on consoles. 3D Realms was behind Prey and that was released on both the PC and 360, so I don't know why this would be any different.

[Interstella 5555]

The pic of Duke looks like Bruce Willis lol

[ITDEFX]

this is like my post I did last year about Duke 4 coming at the end of the year that stirred a lot of people. It was stated that Take-Two had until the end of 2006 to get Duke finished and published or near gold status to get there bonus of a few hundred thousands of dollars.

I've given up on Duke.

When it comes (if it does come), no body is gonna care and it's going to be the end of take two. I will end up buying it when it hits clearance. The PC version will be buggy, constant crashes, require an extremely high rig to play because of sloppy coding and have lack luster multiplayer with major lag and the gaming system version will have bad frame rates and no one will be able to play online because of the server crashes.

OP please rescale your pic please :)

[Apossum]

Gonna take more than a teaser-trailer to convince me this coming out any time soon, but this is cool nonetheless. I want screens, vids, and interviews.

[Dr Mario Kart]

I'm chargin mah lazor (mines)

[Overbite]

Always Bet On Duke

[ITDEFX]

Always Bet On Duke


not when you have been waiting 10 years for him to come :)

[Dr Mario Kart]

Its gotta be PC only so they can stack it full of tits

[eswat]

Sorry, but I just have to:

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

of Steeeeeeeeel.

[ighosty]

I could see this coming out, but it will probably suck. They took way to long to bring back the Duke.

[Overbite]

I could see this coming out, but it will probably suck. They took way to long to bring back the Duke.

TF2 took a long time to come out and that game rocks.

You'll see. You'll all see. Duke Nukem Forever is going to be the best game ever made and Duke will kick your asses and take your chicks.

[eswat]

TF2 took a long time to come out and that game rocks.

You'll see. You'll all see. Duke Nukem Forever is going to be the best game ever made and Duke will kick your asses and take your chicks.
and take your bubblegum, but not chew it, so he has more time to kick ass.

[dastly75]

Hail to the king!

[ITDEFX]

Its gotta be PC only so they can stack it full of tits


It's gonna be modded for more porn.

:-)

Unreal Engine 3.5 ftw!!

[ananag112]

I wonder what Duke has been up to all these years...

It would be funny if the game opened up with a montage of all the things Duke has done since we last saw him.

[Duke Vandal]

When it comes (if it does come), no body is gonna care and it's going to be the end of take two. I will end up buying it when it hits clearance. The PC version will be buggy, constant crashes, require an extremely high rig to play because of sloppy coding and have lack luster multiplayer with major lag and the gaming system version will have bad frame rates and no one will be able to play online because of the server crashes.

Thank you, Captain Positive.

BTW pigs are flying outside my window right now.

[unforeseen]

I saw a receipt picture for a Duke Nukem pre-order from Babbage (maybe somewhere else?) dated sometime in 1998 (?) I believe. A repost of the that picture would be most approriate for this thread.

[Apossum]

And here's a helpful message that everyone will ignore:

Guys just to manage expectations...

This is a teaser. It's not a full blown trailer like the 2001 trailer (but something like that is coming). I tried to be clear about that in the message board post, so just bear in mind that it's a teaser :)

Enjoy.

[RelentlessRolento]

this will be interesting to see how people react after so long.

[ITDEFX]

this will be interesting to see how people react after so long.


wait til the second coming, I promise you the arrival of Duke Forever will be a major let down compared to that.

[Sporadic]

That teaser is probably the only thing created/completed so far.

I would give anything to work at 3D Realms where I could play online all day, do no work, yet still recieve a paycheck.

[ITDEFX]

Thank you, Captain Positive.

BTW pigs are flying outside my window right now.


Seriously, what other game out there that has been in *development* for 10 years come out to be mega hits when they are released?


Now I am excited that we are finally getting something after 10 years, but I do expect a lot of bugs, and huge system requirements due to sloppy coding. Man it must be great to work at Take-Two... you get to work on a vaporware title for 10 years and get paid your 60k a year salary with a "No hurry, when it's done" work enviorment.

[Sporadic]

Seriously, what other game out there that has been in *development* for 10 years come out to be mega hits when they are released?

Stalker did pretty well but it was only in development hell for 6 years.

Man it must be great to work at Take-Two... you get to work on a vaporware title for 10 years and get paid your 60k a year salary with a "No hurry, when it's done" work enviorment.


Take-Two is not 3D Realms.

3D Realms is completely funding this project out of their own pocket (with old Duke Nukem/Max Payne/Prey money) so Take-Two has nothing to do with it besides getting the ability to publish it when it's completed.

[PyroGamer]

and take your bubblegum, but not chew it, so he has more time to kick ass.
If he couldn't chew bubble gum, smoke a cigar, impregnate several women, AND kick your ass all at the same time, he wouldn't be the Duke.

[ITDEFX]

Stalker did pretty well but it was only in development hell for 6 years.



Yea but it still requires a fast rig to play it well..even though it has nothing that requires such high end requirements. Heck my rig was choaking on it at 12 fps...so i gave up and uninstalled it.



Take-Two is not 3D Realms.

3D Realms is completely funding this project out of their own pocket (with old Duke Nukem/Max Payne/Prey money) so Take-Two has nothing to do with it besides getting the ability to publish it when it's completed.

Oops my bad... see I am totally out of who's in charge of Duke. It's in the wrongs hands anyways if it's taken that long.

[ITDEFX]

hey did anyone pick this rare jem when it came out years ago?

http://www.zebrahead.org/dukedisco.jpg

I think it had an autoplay menu system that had a preview of Duke 4 and a pretty need wall paper. I still have it. The first track is actually pretty good, with him having an orgasum. :-P

[bigdaddy]

So it took 10 years for a teaser trailer, so in 75 years the game should be released.

[mykevermin]

People are still interested in this game?

People are still believing this game will come out?

[eswat]

People are still believing this game will come out?
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6705/ibelievems2.jpg

[Scorch]

A teaser?

Almost 10 years later, and a teaser?

Expect a voice over, dramatic music, and a shitty logo.

[ITDEFX]

So it took 10 years for a teaser trailer, so in 75 years the game should be released.


Use Google and you can find several teaser trailers for this vaperware game.

[eswat]

Use Google and you can find several teaser trailers for this vaperware game. Wasn't the 2001 E3 trailer the only one that game received?

Mind you it was pretty friggin' awesome. Fuck, it had zombies, strippers and a T-1000!

[ITDEFX]

is this for real? I don't have GH

but I know the music is for real as I have that CD.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/148347.html?playlist=featured

[ITDEFX]

ok I pulled this off my Duke Nukem: Music to score by CD Audio/Rom disc

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n26/ITDEFX101/DNWP1.jpg

and for the goodies


http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n26/ITDEFX101/dukey.jpg

[ITDEFX]

Wasn't the 2001 E3 trailer the only one that game received?

Mind you it was pretty friggin' awesome. Fuck, it had zombies, strippers and a T-1000!


ok checked my music cd...looks like it was just a promo video they made just for the cd...lame.

bah

[heavyd853]

People have waited for 2000 years for Jesus to come back, why wouldn't they wait 10 for Duke!

[ITDEFX]

People have waited for 2000 years for Jesus to come back, why wouldn't they wait 10 for Duke!

but unlike duke, people KNOW the second coming is going to happen... and it wasn't written as "When it's here, it's here" Is that 10 years or 10, 000 years?

[Thomas96]

Duke Nukem reminds me of Snakes on a plane.. the game just needs samuel L Jackson come by and say.. "got dammit Duke Nukem is gonna be the game of the Mutha Fuckin Year!"

[Strell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/IWTDN.jpg

[guinaevere]

After how many years, this is what they give us?

I loved Duke. And my heart bled for him, truly it did, when those alien bastards shot up his ride. I mean, that was tragic. But I look at this pic, and its horrible. Looks like someone took a face cap of bruce willis and put it on some 3dskin in duke attire, then photoshopped some wayfarers on. Granted, it's better than the old 8block graphics from '91, but this isn't 1991.

It's one image, but one picture can say 1000 words. And with Duke around, those words will probably titilate the pre-adolescent crowd. Sadly this one picture is telling me that I'm going to be massively disappointed.

It doesnt even matter how good it is. Everyone should buy a piece of history.Romero and Daikatana tells me, "no, that's a bad policy."


And Chac, put a sweater on.

[Paco]

You know what really pissed me off about Prey? Announced in 1996 and stated for 1997. Then comes out in 2006. I wouldn't say that exactly pisses me off, but the fact that 3d realms stated that Prey sold so well that they can work on Duke Nukem Forever INDEFINITELY. Nine years for Prey.

Now I remember back in 1997 when I was 13 telling my friends that Duke Nukem Forever was going to beat the fuck out of Quake 2 and Unreal. Those were the days.

[Dr Mario Kart]

Team Fortress 2 was announced only a year later, in 1998, and it just came out this year.

[KingBroly]

I have bubble gum

[guinaevere]

That's what we need, a They Live game. The entire game could center around that fist fight between Roddy Piper and Keith David.

[Strell]

Duke Nukem is going to take all the bitches that John Romero made, and then make them his bitches, and this is most certainly because he is all out of bubblegum.

Also, can we get some Stephen Blum up ins for Duke's voice?

[InuFaye]

I think Alec Baldwin would be the best for duke nukems voice.

[KaneRobot]

That's what we need, a They Live game. The entire game could center around that fist fight between Roddy Piper and Keith David.
Video games aren't awesome enough yet to handle that.

[Nohbdy]

You guys are slow, I swear:
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/50464

[Dr Mario Kart]

No one that I know of has had one sided walls as part of their engine/level designs since those days. Its not like they couldntve done it if they wanted to, but everything is all about being ultra realistic these days.

[looploop]

I'm waiting for the coming of Duke Nukem Forever to merge with the doctrine of the coming of the messiah.
Sure it might take a millennium, but the lolz will be worth it.

[Chacrana]

Boo-rrring. But I think we expected that. All the seemingly in-game segments must've been running on the 360 already too, because it ran like crap.

[mykevermin]

:lol:

Duke Nukem: Chinese Democracy

[Strell]

I'm waiting for the coming of Duke Nukem Forever to merge with the doctrine of the coming of the messiah.
Sure it might take a millennium, but the lolz will be worth it.

Surely, Christ referred to the apostles as "my bitches" whenever he was in a sour mood, which coincided with his fasting from bubblegum yea verily.

[Apossum]

After how many years, this is what they give us?

I loved Duke. And my heart bled for him, truly it did, when those alien bastards shot up his ride. I mean, that was tragic. But I look at this pic, and its horrible. Looks like someone took a face cap of bruce willis and put it on some 3dskin in duke attire, then photoshopped some wayfarers on. Granted, it's better than the old 8block graphics from '91, but this isn't 1991.

It's one image, but one picture can say 1000 words. And with Duke around, those words will probably titilate the pre-adolescent crowd. Sadly this one picture is telling me that I'm going to be massively disappointed.

Romero and Daikatana tells me, "no, that's a bad policy."


And Chac, put a sweater on.


:lol: wow. what exactly were you expecting? Looks like most game heroes these days-- cheesy + hyper-masculine FTSales
(or alternatively, cheesy + androgynous in japan)



Trailer was nothing great, but this day has claimed its place in videogame history...to be referred back to in the year 2013 when the next trailer comes out.

[Strell]

:lol: wow. what exactly were you expecting? Looks like most game heroes these days-- cheesy + hyper-masculine FTSales
(or alternatively, cheesy + androgynous in japan)

One day I really need to do this one joke I've thought about when it comes to game heroes.

Basically I was going to draw a bald guy with a menacing smirk on his face. Then I was going to frame it with a milk carton, and write "Have you seen this man?" above it in a parody to those missing children things.

Then I was going to put a tiny detail here or there to differentiate various video game characters.

Man + Goggles = Sam Fisher

Man + Yellow flat top = Duke Nukem

Man + Bandana = Gears of Wars idiots

Etc etc.

All of them look identical these days anyway.

[guyver2077]

that was awesome..

i swear you people are so hard to please..

its duke fucking nukem~!!

[Scorch]

A teaser?

Almost 10 years later, and a teaser?

Expect a voice over, dramatic music, and a shitty logo.

Scorch wins. Flawless victory.

..friendship!?

[Apossum]

One day I really need to do this one joke I've thought about when it comes to game heroes.

Basically I was going to draw a bald guy with a menacing smirk on his face. Then I was going to frame it with a milk carton, and write "Have you seen this man?" above it in a parody to those missing children things.

Then I was going to put a tiny detail here or there to differentiate various video game characters.

Man + Goggles = Sam Fisher

Man + Yellow flat top = Duke Nukem

Man + Bandana = Gears of Wars idiots

Etc etc.

All of them look identical these days anyway.


We should develop a game called "Light Bloom: the Adventures of Bald Space Marines Shooting Aliens in Brown World." Make the achievements really easy to get and voila! We're rich as hell!

[mykevermin]

I bet you're the bees knees at predicting the sun rising in the east and setting in the west, too, Scorch.

;)

[Chacrana]

that was awesome..

i swear you people are so hard to please..

its duke fucking nukem~!!

It's also from the people that developed Prey, which is arguably one of the most forgettable shooters of all time.

And Duke really does feel like a horribly generic character right now. He's not cool anymore, he was never funny, and his inclusion alone isn't going to make a great game or even an acceptable one.

[Strell]

Shut up Chac. You'd like it if Duke's boobs were bigger.

[Chacrana]

Shut up Chac. You'd like it if Duke's boobs were bigger.

Like you wouldn't, bigot.

[guinaevere]

Strell, you is on thin ice. Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin ice.

:lol: wow. what exactly were you expecting? Looks like most game heroes these days-- cheesy + hyper-masculine FTSales
(or alternatively, cheesy + androgynous in japan)Marcus? Dom? Cole? Baird? Hyper masculine, fine. Cheesy is fine if it's actually funny. The OP pic of Duke just look like some doofus bulked up. I don't want a doofus on steroids.



Right now my connection can't handle the trailer. How good? How bad?

Like you wouldn't, bigot.I'd like to state for the records that I for one do NOT want Duke with big boobs. XP

[guyver2077]

boobs on duke= end of the world

[CaseyRyback]

:lol:

Duke Nukem: Chinese Democracy

Seabastian Bach said the first part is supposed to come out next year and that there are two more parts coming before 2012. Believe.

[mykevermin]

Cheesy is fine if it's actually funny.

Maybe. Depends on the context. I don't think Marcux Fenix and th' gang are intended to be funny. Perhaps they can be. The cutscenes in UTIII are really poorly written and have a "camp" quality to them - again, I'm not convinced that it was intentionally made campy. But it is, and thus I can get over the hypermasculine aspect because it's not so weighty.

For Duke Nukem, however, it has always had this towel-snappin'-in-the-locker-room "dude" vibe to it. Like it's trying way too hard to appeal to the Girls Gone Wild shoppers amongst gamers or something. A video equivalent of Larry the Cable Guy. It's not clever, it's not original...but people like it.

I felt that way about the original games, too (forget the aside to point how how racist I thought Shadow Warrior was - just to give you a fuller picture of my perspective). Just macho by itself is fine; but macho with self-aggrandizing "aren't we clever" attitude just doesn't work when all you've got to offer is dick jokes we've known since 3rd grade, let alone when you're repeating the same formula you had 14-15 years ago. Kiss and Van Halen can pull it off, but that's the exception. For every Van Halen tour, there's a thousand touring "Faster Pussycats" playing in front of 17 people at Burl's Chicken Shack and Laundromat" in Des Moines.

[Chacrana]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/JXYTheGreat/dukebitch.jpg

[InuFaye]

We should develop a game called "Light Bloom: the Adventures of Bald Space Marines Shooting Aliens in Brown World." Make the achievements really easy to get and voila! We're rich as hell!

Blacksite?
Timeshift?

MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP

Also Duke is dead, let him die and remain a good memory.

[eswat]

Off-topic, but if you want to be technical, 3D Realms did not develop the final version of Prey. That was Human Head, with 3D Realms supervising.

It's like id's roles in Quake Wars and Quake 4 (and to a lesser extent, 3D Realms' role with Max Payne, though they also did most of the sound work).

Would you blame id for the quality of Quake 4, or blame Raven? Would you judge the quality of DNF beased on what you've experienced with Prey?

Not trying to step on anyones toes.

[Xevious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUN7mHUtzno

Its posted on Youtube now...

[Dkellar]

I was hoping it would have some type of release time...say maybe "Summer 2101"

[Apossum]

Strell, you is on thin ice. Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin ice.

Marcus? Dom? Cole? Baird? Hyper masculine, fine. Cheesy is fine if it's actually funny. The OP pic of Duke just look like some doofus bulked up. I don't want a doofus on steroids.



Right now my connection can't handle the trailer. How good? How bad?

I'd like to state for the records that I for one do NOT want Duke with big boobs. XP


Fair enough. yeah, I can't tell if I'm supposed to take the whole "AMERICA!! fuck YEAH!!! Beer, cigars, weight lifting an' bowel movements!!!" edge. I think it's tongue and cheek, but I can see dumb teens thinking "haw haw, duke is bad ass!"

The trailer was pretty bad. If it were any other game, it wouldn't have a thread dedicated to it here and it wouldn't be crashing company websites, that's for sure.

And Duke's boobs will not be in the XP version. Duke's boobs will be a DX10 vista exclusive feature. Team Ninja was signed on to program the jiggle physics.

[Chacrana]

Off-topic, but if you want to be technical, 3D Realms did not develop the final version of Prey. That was Human Head, with 3D Realms supervising.


Oh that's right... forgot about that. Well then, that just means that 3D Realms hasn't actually made a game since Shadow Warrior or Balls of Steel.

[guyver2077]

balls of steel!!!!

[Dr Mario Kart]

As long as it has laser mines, hologram decoys and shrink guns, it can look as shitty as it wants.

[LinkinPrime]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUN7mHUtzno

Its posted on Youtube now...

Thanks, finally got to see it. I'm sold. As soon as a version for XBOX360 is announced I'm running out to preorder it.

[SpecTrE3353]

Thanks, finally got to see it. I'm sold. As soon as a version for XBOX360 is announced I'm running out to preorder it.

Make sure to save that preorder in a safe place. It will be worth a lot in 2034 :P

[mykevermin]

I'm running out to preorder it.

Duke Nukem Forever.

[eswat]

I've had my preorder since 2000 :(

[Apossum]

Thanks, finally got to see it. I'm sold. As soon as a version for XBOX360 is announced I'm running out to preorder it.


Your great grandchildren are gonna be psyched come Christmas 2056!!!

[InuFaye]

Duke Nukem is Fail.
I also head that if it comes to consoles its ps3 'slusive.

[guinaevere]

Maybe. Depends on the context. I don't think Marcux Fenix and th' gang are intended to be funny. No question. There were humerous moments, but it was because the characters were fairly well written. Dom with "this is gonna be awesome" and "they're like two a$$holes on their first date." Cole with "what the hell does lambent mean?!" Baird all of a sudden acting like the good cop to marcus' bad cop outside the factory, "c'mon Cole, let's go" (or something like that).

Not gut busters, but it wasn't that kind of game. Trying to put a guffaw in there as opposed to a chuckle would have felt like a cheap sell out.


Perhaps they can be. The cutscenes in UTIII are really poorly written and have a "camp" quality to them - again, I'm not convinced that it was intentionally made campy. But it is, and thus I can get over the hypermasculine aspect because it's not so weighty.Not to derail the conversation further into the quality of writing, but as a whole I'm generally more of a fan of accidental camp (think original biohazard) than when folks try to write it. Bards Tale? Pathetic.

For Duke Nukem, however, it has always had this towel-snappin'-in-the-locker-room "dude" vibe to it. Like it's trying way too hard to appeal to the Girls Gone Wild shoppers amongst gamers or something. A video equivalent of Larry the Cable Guy. It's not clever, it's not original...but people like it.Absolutely. I enjoyed some of the earlier games. To me the Nukem franchise became like the Monkey Island franchise. At one time original (even if it was original for being crudish and over the top), once it became known for something, the writers aspire to that reputation and fail.

I was hoping it would have some type of release time...say maybe "Summer 2101"Nice.

The trailer was pretty bad. If it were any other game, it wouldn't have a thread dedicated to it here and it wouldn't be crashing company websites, that's for sure.Sounds about right.

And Duke's boobs will not be in the XP version. Duke's boobs will be a DX10 vista exclusive feature. Team Ninja was signed on to program the jiggle physics.So long as I don't have to look at 'em.

[akilshohen]

The need to change the character design to how it was back in Duke 2 with the personality of Duke 3-d. The Bruce Willis crap isn't cutting it out, I also hope they don't make duke the only human character in the whole game again. I've been out of the loop since Duke 3-d.
The theme is still awesome after all these years though. Remember when Duke was on Oprah in Duke 2?

[anomynous]

Still never gonna come out

[mykevermin]

Bards Tale? Pathetic.

Oy. That's true.

[Halo05]

Haw Haw @ "alien toilet to park my bricks"

I got goosebumps when I heard the remixed Duke theme.

If nothing else, I hope this at least gets Duke Nukem 3d on XBLA.

[Xevious]

Thanks, finally got to see it. I'm sold. As soon as a version for XBOX360 is announced I'm running out to preorder it.

Me too but I will most likely pre-order it on Amazon.com. There is a thread in the Deal Discussions section about Gamestop not coming through with pre-orders.

[Kendal]

Still never gonna come out


I bet you one dollar it will. Well not really a dollar. But something of no monitary value since this shit is going to get flushed like his bricks in the lady alien toilet.

[mykevermin]

I bet you one dollar it will. Well not really a dollar. But something of no monitary value since this shit is going to get flushed like his bricks in the lady alien toilet.

Make it a dollar with 7% interest for every month it takes from now until release. That way, if you're right, you'll be totally loaded.

And since you can never be proven wrong (like the war in Iraq - just say "keep waiting, man...it's coming, it's coming"), you'll never be out a dollar.

Helluva wager, IMO.

[ITDEFX]

that's it?!?!?! Duke Pumping Iron, blowing smoke , a few shots of the creatures in 3d screaming?!?!?!

10 years wait for that!?!?!?

The flag logo was the best part.

anyways will this be enough for investors and publishers? Nope.

See ya later duke,

Honestly, they should just remake the first game using the Unreal engine. They can get that out in less than a year..at least we get something.

[guyver2077]

HaIL To the king baby!

[eswat]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/1999/19991103h.jpg

[VipFREAK]

Its posted on Youtube now...

Lame... doesn't tell me squat.

Duke Nukem = Fail

[eswat]

Teaser trailer.

[VipFREAK]

How fucking long have they "been working" on this game? yeah. :roll:

Even then I hate developers that do these kind of worthless "teasers"... Work on the fucking game not show me that you can render shit.

[LinkinPrime]

Honestly, they should just remake the first game using the Unreal engine. They can get that out in less than a year..at least we get something.

Hopefully we get something like this for XBLA! Duke Nukem has been rumored ever since DOOM came out.

[ITDEFX]

Hopefully we get something like this for XBLA! Duke Nukem has been rumored ever since DOOM came out.


Duke 3d on live? Heck I still have my Duke 3d disc (that I bought from microcenter a few years ago for 99 cents!!) You know if they remade the sprites to higher resolution ones and made it voice over live in multiplayer...this game would truly be the time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Does make me wonder though... will Microsoft demand the removal of the sexual contents of the game?

It's too bad it's still a pain to get Duke 3d to work over the internet, but if Duke 3d did come to Live, I would buy it.

[whoknows]

Wow, that trailer was ok for a teaser, but Duke himself looks pretty bad. His hair looks PS1 quality. At least they showed game looking stuff this time unlike that pic of a Duke figure that they claimed was a screenshot :lol:

[F8X]

Updated the main post with video links.

I'm just happy to know that they are actually doing something with the game.

All I want is a time-line and an explanation on why on earth it took so long.

[CoffeeEdge]

This is going to be the best game ever.

[F8X]

This is going to be the best game forever.
fixed.

[Lobsterjohnson]

Hopefully we get something like this for XBLA! Duke Nukem has been rumored ever since DOOM came out.

Duke for XBLA would be fucking awesome. Though, it'd need the ship and castle level from the N64 version.

[Chacrana]

Duke for XBLA would be fucking awesome. Though, it'd need the ship and castle level from the N64 version.

They should also include the Plutonium Pack stuff and whatever shit the official expansions had. I can live without Duke in DC...

[ITDEFX]

Wow, that trailer was ok for a teaser, but Duke himself looks pretty bad. His hair looks PS1 quality. At least they showed game looking stuff this time unlike that pic of a Duke figure that they claimed was a screenshot :lol:


Well what do you expect when you have been working on the game since the PS1 days?!?!?!?

Seriously, this trailer needed a flashing shot of a stripper club with some pole action.

[ITDEFX]

They should also include the Plutonium Pack stuff and whatever shit the official expansions had. I can live without Duke in DC...


ahhh so much duke to play, so little time. Seems Duke stuff hasn't skyrocketed since the trailer.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=duke+nukem&category0=

[Lobsterjohnson]

They should also include the Plutonium Pack stuff and whatever shit the official expansions had. I can live without Duke in DC...

Ahem, you mean, "Duke it out in DC." Yeah, that shit's the bomb.

[Chacrana]

Ahem, you mean, "Duke it out in DC." Yeah, that shit's the bomb.

Mayng, whatever. I just remember there was that, some tropical island shit, the Plutonium Pack, a few randomly generated level packs that had like 100 levels, and some other shit. That's probably the last game where they raped the shit out of you with copious expansions.

[ITDEFX]

wait... aren't those expansions considered abandonware?!?!?

*starts searching the net*

[Lobsterjohnson]

Mayng, whatever. I just remember there was that, some tropical island shit, the Plutonium Pack, a few randomly generated level packs that had like 100 levels, and some other shit. That's probably the last game where they raped the shit out of you with copious expansions.
Yeah, expansions that were just developed by different 3rd party companies. I remember downloading usermaps and playing through them. I even played with a friend down the street using the broke ass mutliplayer connection. We later upgraded to gamespy and such.

My favorite part about usermaps is probably the randomly thrown in pr0n pic, or like pics of the creator and their friends.

[Chacrana]

Man, I never had anyone else that played FPSes back then, so I was without teh multiplayer Duke sessions. I still thought it was really cool back in the day though just because the guy swore a lot.

[Brak]

The teaser is exciting, but his voice sucked.

I can't imagine that will be his final voice; it sounded like someone imitating Duke's original voice.

[eswat]

For those dissappointed in the teaser, just watch this (old but still great):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

[F8X]

For those dissappointed in the teaser, just watch this (old but still great):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1426/lolowlsj6.jpg

[Lobsterjohnson]

The teaser is exciting, but his voice sucked.

I can't imagine that will be his final voice; it sounded like someone imitating Duke's original voice.
It is the original voice actor, Jon St. John, I guess it's just been a while since he had to do Duke.

[Brak]

It is the original voice actor, Jon St. John, I guess it's just been a while since he had to do Duke.
Are you positive?

It sounded pretty tur'ble.

[Lobsterjohnson]

Are you positive?

It sounded pretty tur'ble.
"The trailer features the work of longtime Duke voice actor Jon St. John as well as prolific game composers Jeremy and Julian Soule."

Although, I thought it sounded a bit off as well.

[ighosty]

trailer was better than I thought. Now we just need a relative release schedule.

[keithp]

I thought Duke looked great, but seemed like it was pre-rendered. The other stuff seemed like it was in-game but I thought it looked like crap. And sounds like Duke has a massive head cold.

[Malik112099]

Letdooooooooooooooo<-10 Years->ooooooooooooown.

[KingDox]

Well I thought it was decent. It didn't blow my mind but I still have a small place for duke in my heart.

It's crazy that there are sure to be some teemagers who have no idea who duke nukem is since this game has been delayed for so long.

[RelentlessRolento]

I just don't want the game to be serious. after 10 years, there's no way it can be.

[johnnypark]

I'm glad they released something, but really, the original trailer from about 8 years ago was way more exciting/interesting. Even w/ it's dated graphics, I'd still love to play the game that was in that old trailer.

And yeah, his voice sounds like shit.

[Kendal]

I hope it supports mods for the PS3 version. That would be cool.

[eswat]

IIRC, Duke Nukem 3D wasn't the pretiest of games when it came out either (still using the Doom engine when Quake came out just a few months afterwards). But it was still a boat-load of fun.

Who gives a shit about the graphics if they can still deliver on the formula that made the first FPS DN great?

[Thomas96]

"I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks" - that sounds like something Cheapy would say.

[Nohbdy]

Thread title needs to reflect parked bricks.

[Lyon21]

He is a machine massive guns

[meesterjojo]

Dudes, I'm tellin' ya- it's never coming out. I think this is some sort of Developer inside joke, and all the gaming world is at the butt-end of it.

Carrot + Stick= Laughs

Can you imagine having to update a game which you may/not have already been in production with every year as tech gets more and more advanced.

All I know is that first DN 3D on my 586...mmm mmm mmm. So good. Shame they never gave Army of Darkness due/proper credit.

[meesterjojo]

I hope it supports mods for the PS3 version. That would be cool.

Could you imagine if it was a PS3 exclusive? The systems sold for that would be crazy.

[Paco]

IIRC, Duke Nukem 3D wasn't the pretiest of games when it came out either (still using the Doom engine when Quake came out just a few months afterwards). But it was still a boat-load of fun.

Who gives a shit about the graphics if they can still deliver on the formula that made the first FPS DN great?

Duke3d was never a Doom engine game. It used an engine called Build. Build went on to make such classics as Shadow Warrior, Blood and Redneck Rampage.

[IAmTheCheapestGamer]

LOL I just did a search on YouTube and it brough back trailers for this game from 1998 and 2001, on top of the 2007 'teaser'.

The rate this game is going, it IS going to take 'forever' before it's released. Although, I liked Duke more as a third person shooter on the PS1.

[lilboo]

not when you have been waiting 10 years for him to come :)


...must..resist..making..gay joke...
:bomb:

(But on a side note, if he doesn't come within 2 hours, I'm gone)

Damnit.

I think I played the N64 game with Mr Duke. I believe I enjoyed it...but it's been such a long time!

[Kendal]

Could you imagine if it was a PS3 exclusive? The systems sold for that would be crazy.

I want all the crazy nudie levels that people made for D3D. I played those crappy levels more than the game I paid for. I was a perv back then too.

[IAmTheCheapestGamer]

Could you imagine if it was a PS3 exclusive? The systems sold for that would be crazy.

But but but but what about those with waggle control on the Wii? Don't they count too?

Honestly, I don't see WHY devs/pubs would wanna limit their audience by making anything 'exclusive', unless it's a timed exclusive.

[Dark Slayer120]

It looks meh to me.

[Noodle Pirate!]

I just hope they keep the donkey rail shooter part.

[ITDEFX]

i wonder what the pre-order is going to be like? A copy of Duke Nukem 3D?