Being a slut DOES run in the family!

[CocheseUGA]

NEW YORK — Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it's not Britney's. Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, tells OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

"As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody," she says. "Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine says.

"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears says. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, says: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

She says her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of the popular Nickelodeon series "Zoey 101," has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."

The third season of "Zoey 101" wraps up Jan. 4.

"I haven't spoken to (Nickelodeon) personally, but they have always been so great to me over the past years and have given me so many opportunities."

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex?

"I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she says. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

___

On the Net:

OK! magazine: http://www.ok-magazine.com/


There goes that one, too.

[GuyWithGun]

I'll say what I said in the OTT...

This quote cracks me up:

Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."

[Soodmeg]

Well its easy to be supportive when your fucking rich.

[getmeoutofjoliet]

I thought she was pregnant like a year ago?

[CocheseUGA]

I thought she was pregnant like a year ago?

Your boys can't swim, apparently.

[darthbudge]

:rofl:

I am sorry but that is just kinda funny.

[getmeoutofjoliet]

Your boys can't swim, apparently.



Maybe it was that dropkick to the stomach I gave her.

[Scorch]

Wow.

[lokizz]

if they were smart theyd use it for that show she does. but yeah unlike alot fo girls her age that get pregnant shes got money and family to help her through it. but damn man youd think after all that happened to brittney her parents would have had her on lockdown or at least fixed her so she couldnt get pregnant. wtf is with all these hollywood chicks getting pregnant? is this the new trend?

[Dante Devil]

Too sad for words.

[Strell]

Too sad for words.

No kidding.

I feel sorry for celebrity kids in the USA. They have absolutely no chance at a normal life at this point. They either grow up and become trash, living off their name recognition alone, or they kill themselves. When was the last time you heard about one from the most current crop of celebrities being even close to normal?

About the only thing worse is how Angelina Jo Bitch considers her own born-of-her-flesh child less important than the ones she adopts from Africa. Goodness, I'm so sorry your actual child is less profitable to your bullshit public image.

[cdeener]

I just read this while looking at Yahoo. That is some sad shit that neither her or her sister can stay away from having babies its like they never heard of protection either by condom or many other means. I laugh at how she kept this to herself for two weeks like she wasn't going to have to tell her family when they started to see the weight gain.

[help1]

Nasty.

:puke:

Where is that gif of the bear jizzing when we need it?

[levi333]

Do the kids these days just not quite grasp how babies are made?!?

[ratzombie]

It was only a matter of time.

[lilboo]

This is so funny, and yet, so sad.

I saw this on MSN.com, and the fact that the article was kinda..congratulating her in a sense. To put it, it was kind of like "GUESS WHO'S PREGNANT! :)"..and to be 16 and pregnant..well, that shouldn't be praised.

It's one thing if you are just some random 16 year old, whatever. But she is a damn star of a teen show, that's actually quite popular.

At least when Britney got pregnant..she was WITH K-Fed (where they already married?)..and was at LEAST over 18! We all know how that turned out.. but jeeze. C'mon.

These stories never really make me feel bad for these people, it makes me feel bad about these kids. They get to grow up in an environment in which who knows what they will be subjected to.

[Ikohn4ever]

when well teenagers learn that anal sex is much safer form of birth control than being too dumb to pull out

[Mr. Roper]

What a fucking stupid skank. i wonder if she will have another pimps and hoes wedding

[smellhasreturned]

expected/10

[hootie]

http://i17.tinypic.com/89uhduf.gif

[Sofa King Kool]

http://i17.tinypic.com/89uhduf.gif
Perfect :rofl:

[CocheseUGA]

Perfect :rofl:

Apparently not. ;)

[hootie]

If only that had been the case...she wouldn't be in this predicament right now, would she? ;)

[neocisco]

Only one comment:

Mr. and Mrs. Spears are complete failures at parenting.

[Zenithian Legend]

Nothing else to really add, not that surprised. At least K-Fed isn't the daddy this time too.

[hootie]

Only one comment:

Mr. and Mrs. Spears are complete failures at parenting.

The best part is that Mrs. Spears is writing a book about parenting. :applause:

[Zenithian Legend]

And for our next caption contest:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/33753990_87b884aa65.jpg

[neocisco]

The best part is that Mrs. Spears is writing a book about parenting. :applause:

It can only be a "how-not-to" book.

[HotShotX]

It's time for another rousing game of:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4968/89533256hl8.png

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex?

"I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she says. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."
She's a fucking idiot. The issue isn't about premarital sex, it's about UNPROTECTED, UNDERAGE SEX.
There's no way Nickelodeon's going to pick her up again, it would be sending the wrong message to their target audience, something that I imagine's going to have parents go activist all over them. I wonder if Mama Spears can still have her children taken away at this age. Might be a good idea, since something's obviously wrong with this family.

~HotShotX

[daphatty]

This bitch just lost her gig on Nick.

[lilboo]

I wonder if Mama Spears can still have her children taken away at this age. Might be a good idea, since something's obviously wrong with this family.

Now that's not fair.
I understand these 2 are boobs and she's way too young to be having a kid. But..there's soooo many people whom do get pregnant at an early age..Sadly. I don't think this is action to be taken away from your parents. You can only teach your kids so much and it's up to them if they want to listen.

[norkusa]

WTF did the mom expect to happen when she lets her daughters 19yo boyfriend move in with them?

The best part is that her mom had a new book on parenting due out early 2008. Looks like that'll be canceled too.

[Moxio]

This bitch just lost her gig on Nick.

I'd like to believe so, but I'm seriously questioning it after Vanessa Hudgen's nude pictures were completely shrugged off by Disney.

[Strell]

Yeah. Nickelodeon has become more and more an MTV-Jr. network for a while now.

Shit. They might let her have the kid in some episodes or something.

[Thomas96]

Is the Spear's pussy that good?

[gunm]

Oddly enough, I'm pretty sure this would've happened whether or not she was a celebrity.

[Thomas96]

It can only be a "how-not-to" book.


or a "For Dummies" by Dummies! booklet

[Dead of Knight]

All I have to say is:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[integralsmatic]

how come this really doesnt surprise. I wonder for such a tiny girl..how the hell is gonna carry that baby...

[thekeybladewars]

It wasn't bad parenting...it was money and fame ya cocks.

[ITDEFX]

so Rape isn't illegal anymore?

Seriously... she's not one of the kids I teach. If she was, I would have bitched slapped that hoe and kicked her skanky ass out of my class.

[Cao Cao]

so Rape isn't illegal anymore?

Seriously... she's not one of the kids I teach. If she was, I would have bitched slapped that hoe and kicked her skanky ass out of my class.
Man, a regular Sakamoto Kinpachi you are... not. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFqfN8HFCqQ

[Sc4rfac3]

damn thats crazy
but i guess what can you expect from a spears.
I would have left the kids on her forehead.

[CocheseUGA]

so Rape isn't illegal anymore?

Seriously... she's not one of the kids I teach. If she was, I would have bitched slapped that hoe and kicked her skanky ass out of my class.

I'm just waiting for the inevitable 'I got fired' post by you.

[camoor]

I like how half of the replies are about her show on Nick.

Even Faux news went this route - they put up this big tagline "Little Spears is Preggers!" and the dumb blonde anchor-bitch is ranting about the decline of morality in America and Jamie Lynn should be taken off the air immediately and forever blah blah blah

It was a perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with America's psychotic attitudes about sex - sensationalize salicious behavior, reward it with media attention, commercialize it to make a buck, and then throw in some sanctimony to make the audience feel superior for supposedly being "above" the media they are greedily devouring.

[loserboy]

Well, to be perfectly honest, it's no surprise that 16 year old girls and boys have sex. 25 years ago when I was 16, I had sex; 25 years before that 16 year olds had sex; Romeo and Juliet were 14 and 12, they had sex. Teenagers having sex is something that happens and will always happen...the problem is that we don't teach these kids how to be smart about what they're doing. It's obvious that saying "No" is a preposterous solution. You need snoopy, nosy parents who are willing to have their kids mad at them, teachers who aren't afraid to talk about sex and its outcomes.

All of that being said, it is obvious that the Spears clan is just so absolutely fucking over-the-top wacko that none of these things would make any difference anyway.

[Caliburn]

I smell the makings of a long-overdue reality show (scratch that abysmally-failed K-Fed and BS "Chaotic" on UPN) about irresponsible parenting.

That guy sure knew how to score into a life of luxury, he's set now since he can ride on his girlfriend's sister's coattails, however short they are these days.

Oh, little Spears Jr is going to be replaced on Zoey101 with Abstinence Abby.

[Javery]

There is ZERO excuse for anyone in this day and age to "accidentally" get pregnant. Goddamn retards.

[DrunkTigerWoods]

But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." She declined to talk about her older sister.
ok, so she's the town bicycle. I wonder how sure she is about who the father is.

[opterasis]

I think alot of the resonses you guys are posting are pretty damn funny. I bet way more than half of you were having sex at 16. I know I was. Yet shes a slut? Fuck, accidents happen. As long as she does what she needs to do to raise the baby properly, who the hell cares? Quit the holier than thou bullshit. I bet alot of you would be rushing her off to the abortion clinic instead of manning up and taking care of it.

[opterasis]

so Rape isn't illegal anymore?

Seriously... she's not one of the kids I teach. If she was, I would have bitched slapped that hoe and kicked her skanky ass out of my class.

Because it wasn't rape, it was statutory rape. Those are two totally different things. Depending on where shes from, age of consent is most likely either 16 or 17. As long as the guy is 16 or 17, they wouldn't go after him. Has his age even been stated? Maybe shes the older party.

And yeah, bitchslapping her and kicking her out of the class will certainly solve alot, right? Sounds like you should get a teacher of the year award.

[CocheseUGA]

He's 19, which makes it a felony in LA.

However, I'm sure he'll never even be charged.

[opterasis]

He's 19, which makes it a felony in LA.

However, I'm sure he'll never even be charged.

I don't think its a felony unless your more than 3 years older than the minor. 16/19 = safe I believe.

[CocheseUGA]

§80. Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile

A. Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile is committed when:

(1) A person who is nineteen years of age or older has sexual intercourse, with consent, with a person who is twelve years of age or older but less than seventeen years of age, when the victim is not the spouse of the offender;

[opterasis]

Fair enough. Theres just so many side-rules to it all, ya know?

(b) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is not more than three years older or three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanor.

[CocheseUGA]

Sorry, I can't find that clause. In fact, what I see towards misdemeanor is:

§80.1. ;Misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile
A. Misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile is committed when a person who is seventeen years of age or older but less than nineteen years of age has sexual intercourse, with consent, with a person who is fifteen years of age or older but less than seventeen years of age, when the victim is not the spouse of the offender, and when the difference between the age of the victim and age of the offender is greater than two years.

[opterasis]

I found it on wikipedia. But then again, they aren't the most reliable source.

[Caliburn]

So apparently the third season will end with a cliffhanger of whether she will leave her boarding school for London or stay in the US.

They just wrapped up the fourth season, so I wonder how they'll handle the lapse in a season? My guess is she goes to London and "disappears" after meeting a lad who is, by night, the modern-day Jack the Ripper, and her character is written off.

Paris Hilton will be the next turd to get pregnant, watch it.

[camoor]

I think alot of the resonses you guys are posting are pretty damn funny. I bet way more than half of you were having sex at 16. I know I was. Yet shes a slut? Fuck, accidents happen. As long as she does what she needs to do to raise the baby properly, who the hell cares? Quit the holier than thou bullshit. I bet alot of you would be rushing her off to the abortion clinic instead of manning up and taking care of it.

Ooooh man, great post until the end when you fucked it all up!

The abortion clinic could be the responsible thing in this case. It all depends on how seriously the younger Spears is willing to take the situation that she's in. I think it shows alot more responsibility to not bring in a kid into the world that the parents don't want (not to mention how overpopulated the world is anyway) then to go to term just for (well I don't know what those culture of life phonies are on about all the time)

[tiredfornow]

:rofl: @ you guys arguing over her being pregnant by her long time boyfriend that is three years older than her. Droppin' that knowledge up in here!so Rape isn't illegal anymore?
Who the hell said anything about rape and why did you capitalize it?

She had sex, found out she was pregnant, held off on it and now shes opening to the public about it... big fucking deal.

[opterasis]

Ooooh man, great post until the end when you fucked it all up!

The abortion clinic could be the responsible thing in this case. It all depends on how seriously the younger Spears is willing to take the situation that she's in. I think it shows alot more responsibility to not bring in a kid into the world that the parents don't want (not to mention how overpopulated the world is anyway) then to go to term just for (well I don't know what those culture of life phonies are on about all the time)

I don't think its the responsible thing to do at all. She has more than enough money to raise the child properly. Shes showed no signs of being a total fuckup like her sister has.

[Strell]

Gosh, it's like a real life Juno!

Except even more fucking annoying.

[Javery]

Ooooh man, great post until the end when you fucked it all up!

The abortion clinic could be the responsible thing in this case. It all depends on how seriously the younger Spears is willing to take the situation that she's in. I think it shows alot more responsibility to not bring in a kid into the world that the parents don't want (not to mention how overpopulated the world is anyway) then to go to term just for (well I don't know what those culture of life phonies are on about all the time)

Nah, pretty much the entire post is off the mark... I mean even at 16 I knew enough to WEAR A GODDAMN CONDOM AND MAKE SURE SHE IS ON THE PILL. It's not rocket science. Accidents like this don't "happen" unless you are completely retarded. Granted, teenagers are horny little buggers but it's still no excuse and definitely not an "accident" when you don't use birth control and end up getting pregnant.

Also, just because you can afford to take care of a kid doesn't mean you should have one.

[Strell]

Also, just because you can afford to take care of a kid doesn't mean you should have one.

And if there's anyone with a proven track record of being completely inept at raising children, it's the Spears family. They lost out to Kevin Federline.

I already made this joke a while ago, but I feel it is still necessary:

I bet a lamp post could win the custody battle against Federline.

Even if the lamp post was named Chris Benoit.

[tiredfornow]

Also, just because you can afford to take care of a kid doesn't mean you should have one.

You're so wrong!

Money buys happiness!

[JEKKI]

She says her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of the popular Nickelodeon series "Zoey 101," has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.hahaha, lol she's still IN high school!!!

they film this Zoe 101 show at my work... hopefully now they'll all go away!!

[matters38]

I saw this headline in the news today and I ROFLed.

"Lynne Spears' Parenting Book Put On Indefinite Hold."
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1576784/20071219/id_0.jhtml

[Apossum]

well, she just killed any chance of stardom in the future. Maybe she'll skip the famous stage and go directly to the "deluge of negative publicity/why are we paying attention to this girl?" stage.

[opterasis]

Nah, pretty much the entire post is off the mark... I mean even at 16 I knew enough to WEAR A GODDAMN CONDOM AND MAKE SURE SHE IS ON THE PILL. It's not rocket science. Accidents like this don't "happen" unless you are completely retarded. Granted, teenagers are horny little buggers but it's still no excuse and definitely not an "accident" when you don't use birth control and end up getting pregnant.

Also, just because you can afford to take care of a kid doesn't mean you should have one.

Condoms break. Birth control isn't 100%. I must have missed the part of the story where she said "I didn't use any precautions"

And you're right, just because someone can afford it doesn't mean they should. But with money, she can support it better than the average 16 year old.

And anyone judging her because of her last name is a fucking moron. Your mom and sister are bat shit crazy, so you must be too!

[Mr. Anderson]

What's all this about unprotected sex? Were you there? Maybe the condom broke.... ? Never know.

[snakelda]

WTF?16 and having a baby?

[Apossum]

What's all this about unprotected sex? Were you there? Maybe the condom broke.... ? Never know.


maybe he snipped it so she would be forced into marriage!

[Javery]

Condoms break. Birth control isn't 100%. I must have missed the part of the story where she said "I didn't use any precautions"

There is like a 0.0002% chance of getting pregnant if you use a condom and the pill. I guess it's not 100% foolproof but I find it extremely hard to believe that this one particular time the swimmers broke through. I'd be willing to bet they either only used a condom (which is completely irresponsible on her part) or used nothing at all and if I had to pick I'd guess they used nothing at all.

[CocheseUGA]

You could have a vasectomy, she have tubal ligation, use a condom, spermicide, a IUD and pray to Santa Maria and still come out of it with a kid.

As much as I hate to echo conservative doctrine, abstaining is the only 100% sure way to go...unless Scott Baio gave you pink eye.

[pittpizza]

I wonder if she had hot sex.

[PKRipp3r]

this is just what 16 year old girls do in KY

par for the course

at least J.L. is hot, unlike her fat, fug sister

i woulda popped a crescent roll in that oven myself, given the chance

[VipFREAK]

Funny thread especially the first page. lol

[ratzombie]

I don't think anyone is in shock that a 16 year old is having sex, that is relatively accepted today, but the consequences of it are still not.

[Magehart]

I'm thinking there's a sex tape somewhere and b/c of her last name it shall be blasted throughout the internet regardless of the underage nature.

[Dead of Knight]

She's from LA, not KY.

[Xevious]

I saw this headline in the news today and I ROFLed.

"Lynne Spears' Parenting Book Put On Indefinite Hold."
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1576784/20071219/id_0.jhtml
What publisher in their right mind would publish that book? Its almost as bad as the OJ Simpson book "If I did it..."

[shieryda]

She should have been on top. Everyone knows you can't get a girl pregnant that way. It's gravity.

[ITDEFX]

I'm just waiting for the inevitable 'I got fired' post by you.


Not gonna happen. Now you might see a "I quit my job and got a better one" thread soon. The only way they can fire me is if I have sex with one of my students (not gonna happen), give drugs to one of my students (One teacher did a local high school near my school), or not have the proper certifications for contract renewal.

Because it wasn't rape, it was statutory rape. Those are two totally different things. Depending on where shes from, age of consent is most likely either 16 or 17. As long as the guy is 16 or 17, they wouldn't go after him. Has his age even been stated? Maybe shes the older party.

And yeah, bitchslapping her and kicking her out of the class will certainly solve alot, right? Sounds like you should get a teacher of the year award.

I watch too much to catch a predator :)

Besides someone else won the teacher of the year award :-P

He's 19, which makes it a felony in LA.

However, I'm sure he'll never even be charged.

Does it really matter? She's under age period. Doesn't matter if both of them have consensual sex. He's over 18, she's not.

This reminds me of that one teacher in FL (Debra Lafave?) who had sex with one of her under age students and all she got was a slap on the wrist because she was hot, yet this other teacher has sex with a mexican boy, who runs away to mexico until the government bribes him into coming back to testify against the woman who raped him and gave him us citizenship for it.

Seriously this is some messed up shit.

[PKRipp3r]

She's from LA, not KY.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

wait.

hahahahahaaha.........


good one.

/ignore

[VipFREAK]

What publisher in their right mind would publish that book? Its almost as bad as the OJ Simpson book "If I did it..."

Cha Ching! $$$ Cha Ching!

[ITDEFX]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

wait.

hahahahahaaha.........


good one.

/ignore

/ignore +2

[Matt Young]

I'll admit, this is amusing, but having sex with her boyfriend certainly doesn't make her a slut. Getting pregnant at 16 does make her stupid, though.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

wait.

hahahahahaaha.........


good one.

/ignore


LA as in Louisiana.

[ironlion]

They should just sell the kid on eBay:cold:

[Sporadic]

Now here's some funny stuff.

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER WAS RIGHT - back in late July, the National Enquirer was the first to report that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant. They were promptly sued, even though now it seems they were correct (various sources say today she is much further along than the 12 weeks she claims). But awesome gets awesomer, as the NE is emailing people like me the angry letter they received when the story broke:

"Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears' (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl."

[Halo05]

She makes someone "morally upright".

[bstan21]

Wait, so the National Enquirer was right once, and they got all defensive for someone printing a letter that turned out to be false? Whoa. "look at us! I can't believe they sent us this letter! Oh, and by the way, Tina Turner has herpes, Canada is sinking, the mayor took the cheeseburger, and Tom Selleck has three balls."

[CocheseUGA]

Not gonna happen. Now you might see a "I quit my job and got a better one" thread soon. The only way they can fire me is if I have sex with one of my students (not gonna happen), give drugs to one of my students (One teacher did a local high school near my school), or not have the proper certifications for contract renewal.



I watch too much to catch a predator :)

Besides someone else won the teacher of the year award :-P



Does it really matter? She's under age period. Doesn't matter if both of them have consensual sex. He's over 18, she's not.

This reminds me of that one teacher in FL (Debra Lafave?) who had sex with one of her under age students and all she got was a slap on the wrist because she was hot, yet this other teacher has sex with a mexican boy, who runs away to mexico until the government bribes him into coming back to testify against the woman who raped him and gave him us citizenship for it.

Seriously this is some messed up shit.

Age of consent isn't 18 in all states, genius.

[ITDEFX]

Age of consent isn't 18 in all states, genius.


uh they are working on it to make it law.. sorry to hear that you enjoy sex with under 18 year olds because no one your age will sleep with ya.

[Deadpool]

um... who cares?

[Liquid 2]

uh they are working on it to make it law.. sorry to hear that you enjoy sex with under 18 year olds because no one your age will sleep with ya.
I like how you make shit up when you (pathetically) try to insult someone.

um... who cares?Far too many people, unfortunately.

[hootie]

Lame flamefest imminent.

[naes]

Sigged.
sorry to hear that you enjoy sex with under 18 year olds because no one your age will sleep with ya.

[ITDEFX]

I like how you make shit up when you (pathetically) try to insult someone.




oh please science cag teach me better :)

[CocheseUGA]

I like how you make shit up when you (pathetically) try to insult someone.



It does seem to be his calling card. I wonder if he gets it from his class, or vice-versa?

[Xevious]

Wait, so the National Enquirer was right once, and they got all defensive for someone printing a letter that turned out to be false? Whoa. "look at us! I can't believe they sent us this letter! Oh, and by the way, Tina Turner has herpes, Canada is sinking, the mayor took the cheeseburger, and Tom Selleck has three balls."

The National Enquirer reported this in late July and the CNN article reported that young Ms. Spears didn't find out till around Thanksgiving.

[Ikohn4ever]

I am guessing LA doesnt have the best Sex Education programs


Sex education found to help teenagers delay sex

Wed Dec 19, 5:36 PM ET

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Teenagers who have had formal sex education are far more likely to put off having sex, contradicting earlier studies on the effectiveness of such programs, U.S. researchers said on Wednesday.

They found teenage boys who had sex education in school were 71 percent less likely to have intercourse before age 15, and teen girls who had sex education were 59 percent less likely to have sex before age 15.

Sex education also increased the likelihood that teen boys would use contraceptives the first time they had sex, according to the study by researchers at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which was published in the Journal of Adolescent Health.

"Sex education seems to be working," Trisha Mueller, an epidemiologist with the CDC who led the study, said in a statement. "It seems to be especially effective for populations that are usually at high risk."

Mueller's team looked at a 2002 national survey of 2,019 teens aged 15 to 19.

They found teen boys who had sex education in school were nearly three times more likely to use birth control the first time they had intercourse. But sex education appeared to have no effect on whether teen girls used birth control, the researchers found.

Black teenage girls who had sex education in school were 91 percent less likely to have sex before age 15.

The researchers did not evaluate the content of sex education programs, including whether students were taught about contraception or about abstinence only.

Earlier studies, which relied on data from the 1970s through the 1990s, suggested sex education did little to persuade teens to delay sex.

The researchers said they think the difference may be that sex education in the United States is now more widespread and is being taught at earlier ages.

"Unlike many previous studies, our results suggest that sex education before first sex protects youth from engaging in sexual intercourse at an early age," they wrote.

(Editing by Maggie Fox and Xavier Briand)

[HotShotX]

I'll admit, this is amusing, but having sex with her boyfriend certainly doesn't make her a slut. Getting pregnant at 16 does make her stupid, though.
She wasn't having sex with her "boyfriend" in the sense that they've been dating for months/years, in love, etc.

He was just the guy she was on at the time (Poor guy was caught with his pants down). She's been quoted as saying she has a lot of "guy friends".

Given the writer's strike, I wouldn't be surprised to see "Who's your Daddy?" as the new reality show in 4-5 months.

~HotShotX

[bigdaddy]

Given the writer's strike, I wouldn't be surprised to see "Who's your Daddy?" as the new reality show in 4-5 months.


I take it you don't watch "talk shows". One woman had 38 guys tested and none of them were the father.

And if she was smart she would kill the thing now, but she's not so another fucked up kid is on the way.

[camoor]

Now here's some funny stuff.

Awesome!

[tomstoyz]

The sad thing is that the mother wrote a Christian Book about "Being a Great Parent" & her kid is unmarried & prego!! Go figure, ha ha!









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[Dead of Knight]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

wait.

hahahahahaaha.........


good one.

/ignore
Louisiana, you fucking retard.

[camoor]

The sad thing is that the mother wrote a Christian Book about "Being a Great Parent" & her kid is unmarried & prego!! Go figure, ha ha!

Yeah, the "Christian" right has some problems with hypocracy these days...

[Mr. Roper]

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Funniest thing I have seen in awhile. Keep up the good work.
Every single reply in this thread should have this in it.

[Markn951]

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rofl! too true!

[kaptinmorgan]

pro choice, perfect example of why, poor kid.

[Ikohn4ever]

things just got a lil more intersting


Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.
“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.
The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show.

[Killer Rabbit]

The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show.

Maybe the executive was trying to create an audience for the show?

[adamska2020]

Statuatory rape FTL :-{