Contest: Win Simpsons Season 4 (Brand New) on DVD for posting something funny!

[doraemonkerpal]

What's up everybody! The "mystery" person who won my prize from the Child's Play contest declined the gift b/c they already have Simpsons season 4. Therefore, I would like to make a contest open to all CAGs to win the prize instead of keeping it or selling it on Ebay.

The rules are simple, post something funny in this thread and I will do a random drawing to see who wins the prize. The post can be a quote, picture, joke, or whatever you think will make people chuckle. I will choose a winner by next Friday (January 25th) to give everybody plenty of time to enter. One entry per person. G'luck!

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/8550/19thholestreakeryh5.jpg

[nick1990]

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/whiteflour.gif

[FelixC]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7985/marriedei5.jpg

[ProtonX]

Bumper stickers are funny indeed.

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r287/ProtonX2/dcs141.gif

[DJSteel]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/DJHads/uckf.gif

[Kevbo887]

http://6.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/0/4/collegehumor.a402f340b11a0175fac98724924b72f7.jpg

[Shimoto]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c47/vashmoto/unique.jpg

[cleaver]

http://www.profootballtalk.com/TOpopcorn.jpg
Now what... sniff... we gonna do... sniff... with all this popcorn?

[UltimoRey]

So this guy walks into a Bar *BAM*

[bwilso80]

http://www.amifobornot.com/images/Bush/bush-funny-face-3.jpg
(http://www.amifobornot.com/images/Bush/bush-funny-face-3.jpg)

[hellmasterx]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4748/1199807408334mi3.jpg

[StillFree]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MThEoxSWURA

[whitedeath]

http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0472.jpg

[Atomic Nirvana]

http://www.angryconservative.com/home/Portals/0/Blog/Clinton/Hilary_Clinton_Socialist.jpg

[sasukekun]

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/22/lolcatsdotcom6z1e9fxvkhf2dnqc.jpg

[mikebz28]

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, “It's what mommy calls me sometimes'”.
The little girl screams to her brother, “Don’t eat it, it's an asshole”.

[Coyotezeye]

One day Mr. Goodbar decided to get a Bit 'O' Honey. So he went to Miss. Hershey. He took her behind the Powerhouse. Where he felt her Mounds. They were Pure Almond Joy. She snickered when he stuck his Butterfinger up her Milky Way.
His Bazooka fired and Baby Ruth was born.

[Dragon_Master]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4706/060417jk9.jpg

[Draccius]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796914

[JTHuffy]

I walked into an EB on Christmas Eve and asked the guy at the counter: "Got any Wii's in stock?" He sure found it funny!

[underliness]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/cats_bat_county.jpg (http://www.roflcat.com)

Also Banana Hammock.

[Visc]

Jack Thompson's legal career?

[heatdolphins45]

Britney Spears.

[mgriff]

True Story...My friend works at gamestop...Takes place near christmas time

A woman walks in, pleads with my friend for a wii. She begs and begs and offers extra money, etc. etc. etc., then she(a milf in her 30s) says, "Is there anything I CAN DO TO YOU for a wii?", my friend walks away hysterically laughing...

the end

[trunks982]

street fighter baby kick
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HUfowCnFzKc

[XxFuRy2Xx]

http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/4/c/collegehumor.b7bd9434ec78d1b4ecea86acf6f058dc.jpg

[jonslilbro]

Peter Griffin after seeing a "Free Tibet!" sign:

"I'll take it! *Goes to payphone and calls someone* Hello, China? I have something you want... And this time I want all the tea."

That may be a bit off, but it's close.

Jons<Out>

[Wicked One 612]

http://asnailpace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/complaint-department-grenade.jpg

[biscuit]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/0037-01Funny_Image.jpg

[Jam424]

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."

12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God". and finally...

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St.Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

[king ccm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7uhYO0i-G0
This guy is hilarious!

[triplehelix]

http://mysterynmagic.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/beat_anorexia.jpg

[Malik112099]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9159/1199779320618qc1.jpg (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/)

[blakhawkjohn]

Ya know, I asked my wife, "Do you like having sex?" and she said "With you?"

[Blob3001]

This always would make me laugh if I saw it on the side of the road.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/2898/loldg2.th.jpg (http://img182.imageshack.us/my.php?image=loldg2.jpg)

[Jon Bon]

http://craphound.com/images/mcdonaldsfeed.jpg

[doraemonkerpal]

*bump* before I leave for the day :)

JEKKI from CAG: money can buy u a clock, but it CANNOT buy TIME!!

[kaptinmorgan]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/collecting_double_takes.png

[MrX]

SOOO wrong SOOO old yet SOOO funny

http://www.grographics.com/transient/free-cat.jpg

[Sakabadger]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9862/1196834604330nb8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[SnotRocket]

Here's mine. White ninja FTW

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8816/noseyc1.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[someguy2222]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/01/11

[blackbird3216]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270911984_cb33966684.jpg


And:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywgxa5ORyIU

[JokerCard]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Fcb-3xmYIA

[shinryuu]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/bible_2Dspoilers.jpg

[pablo9000]

http://www.dsfanboy.com/media/2008/01/brawl-bucket-0-nwf.jpg

[Chris Dillon]

I like cock! (worth a shot)

[piercey]

It's another snowstorm at Chicago O'Hare, and time to rebook all of the canceled flights. As a ticket agent is dealing with a family, the businessman from hell arrives. "I want a flight that leaves tonight, and it better be first class!" exclaims the business man. The agent points to the end of the line, tells him she will deal with him when it is his turn, and goes back to helping the family. The man immedialty replies "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!!!?!?!?!!!" The agent without missing a step grabs the PA microphone: "Attention Ladies and gentleman in the terminal: I have a man heer who DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone knows the identity of this mystery man, then please come forth to identify him." As all the passengers around them are laughing hystericaly, the businessman turns to the agent and says "Fuck you." The agent, quick on her toes, turns to him and states he will have to wait in line for that service as well.

[tivo]

Cornering the PBF comic market....
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF217-Magic_Eyes.gif

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF117-Bacon_Egg.gif
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF049-Kinder_Interview.gif
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF211-Atlantis.jpg
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF084-No_Survivors.gif
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF067-Better_Luck.gif
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF036-Gopher_Girlfriend.gif
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF219-Transfer_Patient.gif

[thenockmlb]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

- George W. Bush

[Tybalt Flux]

"Look, it's Bart! And he's doing things!"
"CAW CAW"
"BART STOP CREATING A DISTRACTION"

Found those quotes to be appropiate =p.

[slickkill77]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKShY6kIVK8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xACCut-5dQw

These should suffice

[Rhett]

How do you know if your girlfriend is dead or not? Simple. The dishes continue piling up, but the sex is the same.

[Magehart]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y285/Magehart/rule34-2.jpg

[doraemonkerpal]

morning *bump*

Random saying: "You can eat anything with four legs except the dinner table."

[Napegator]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii68/Napegator/before-there-were-PCs.jpg

[p00ndawg]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j140/poondawg/CrashVanDamme.gif
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j140/poondawg/CrashVanDamme.gif)

[Soulbow]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h63/soulbow/WorldReligions.jpg

[nadsofed]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via
any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take
the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.

[naiku]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/naiku/ironic.jpg

[polly]

Two men are out walking their dogs when they spot a bar up the street.
The first man says, "Hey let's stop in there and have a few beers."
The second man replies, "But they'll never let us in with our dogs."
The first man smiles and says, "Just follow my lead."
The first man then walks up to the bar and the bouncer stops him and says in a stern voice, "Hey you can't come in here with that dog!"
"But this is my seeing eye dog. That's discrimination." replies the man.
"Seeing eye dog? But that's a poodle!"
"No, that's a common misconception. Poodles actually make excellent seeing eye dogs. They're one of the best breeds for it."
The bouncer begrudgingly lets him in. The second man then comes walking up. Again the bouncer stops him and says, "Sorry, you can't come in here with that dog."
The man then says, "No, no, this is my seeing eye dog. You have to let me in."
"Listen," says the bouncer, "there's no way that's a seeing eye dog. It's a chihuahua for pete's sake."
The man yells, "That son of a bitch sold me a chihuahua?!?!"

[oleskiier]

(sing-songy) "spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does" (/sing-songy)

[neudog]

Well someone has to do it and I guess it will be me.

"Something Funny":-P

[wonder squirrel]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3253/tabbytotezl8.jpg

[airtoast]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/milk-curd.jpg

[Slayzz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Infernalz/homerflash.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Infernalz/laugh.gif

[CaptainCarnage]

http://www.break.com/index/quarterback-spikes-himself-in-balls2.html

i think it's funnier with the audio off.

[Cimpy101]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/cimpy101/1190478007715.gif

[wwf20112]

If I was a dandelion you would pick me up and blow me :)

[Lowkrow]

http://aethlos.com/uploaded_images/watch_4_ice_bear_aethlos_-785757.jpg

[LegendK7ll3r]

http://www.gatesofsurvival.com/images/pat/uploads/855689488_8d1781ae41.jpg

[juvo]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

[apokalipze2]

http://www.firekite.com/store/misc/pics/forum24/babies.gif

[thorbahn3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPJs8Ylid6k

[buzzcola]

whats the deal with air plane peanuts

[doraemonkerpal]

one more *bump* before I head out for the weekend.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6766/dawsoncryingnt5.jpg

[vivafriend5]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/598/peterpaneatkittenfq0.gif

[GenDV138]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NMpampqIk0

[dim2192]

http://www.everythingweird.com/images/handsome-ugly-man_weird-picture-5_49.jpg

[Century]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

[JMEPO]

http://www.coolopticalillusions.com/funny/funny-pictures/funny-kid-and-horse.jpg

I hope I Win!

[Layziebones]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7983/vaderbaby8bm.jpg

[JJSP]

Q. What do you do if you see your wife staggering around in the backyard?

A. Shoot her again.

[Splatoon]

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

[cubeenigma]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-mythbuster-cat.jpg

http://www.mythbustersfanclub.com/mb2/images/stories/JH_LaughTHMB.jpg

[brooklyn1511]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Wild_Snorlax201.htm

[Romis]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/with-and-without-flash.jpg

[1SwtDeception]

So a cow drinks its own milk.. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LCBOTQqq2QI)

[tyhana]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/tyhana/av-4.gif

[Raikoh]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Xj6yVeEXGM

[rdwd39]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/doggy-deer.jpg

[Honeycut1]

a baby seal walks into a club

[PenguinoMF]

http://www.jaywalking.us/media/2008/January/18/images/obae013.jpg

[cleaver]

Germany's team
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8

[lostpirate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqfNpsGDbjg

anything this guy says or does

[Hybrid5006]

Based on a true story...

A man is worried because his anniversary is coming up and he needs to get his wife a gift. She tells him, "There better be something in the driveway that does 0-250 in one second tomorrow!"

The next morning the wife finds her gift waiting for her in their driveway.

What is the gift?


A brand new... bathroom scale!?!? :lol:

[projecteightysix]

http://www.youtube.com/v/b74nHWnixdE

http://pics.bestpicsaround.com/pics/pic_11993020155775.jpg

[massermind19]

I just wanna know where da Gold AT!

[DarkRider23]

So, I was screwing this guy in the ass the other day and he reached over for my balls. I looked at him straight in the eyes and said "What are you, gay?"

I don't know how funny it will be over the internet, but it always makes people laugh in person. Just gotta say it right.

[ch3zyp00fs]

I like cock! (worth a shot)

That's what she said.

[Pookymeister]

http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/%7Earobic/funny/funny.jpg

[Homerun17]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9479/iconsmi8.gif

[doraemonkerpal]

Monday morning *bump*

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1026/shithappenstetriszr5.jpg

[IXI Dragunz IXI]

Thanks for the chance doraemonkerpal (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/member.php?u=9864) to win this great prize.

To be a little more Simpson appropriate:

http://i26.tinypic.com/1zyyn1i.gif

On the more serious entry:

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z71l4h.jpg

I'd post link but then its very hard to read.

[nyj1218]

http://www.bored.com/shotgunguide/index.htm

[emnmnme]

Ben Franklin wrote - He who lies with the dogs shall rise with the fleas.

I bet that line was uproarious 260 years ago.

[Who's The Twitch Now?]

Go to hell.

[stealth1290]

http://i30.tinypic.com/nd7brl.png

[breakingcustoms]

http://2.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/f/d/collegehumor.87b026cf215844ca2254457dbb420024.jpg
I actually did this one...took 7 hours to do and I have more pics if needed...haha

[$hady]

ATE TO DEATH!!!!!!

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/566/overdose3lmqv6.jpg


(http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=overdose3lmqv6.jpg)

[rdwd39]

this is one of the best threads on here. I check it every day. This should not end!!!

[crzyboy88]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s165/SpaghettiSawUs/gravity-just-a-theory.jpg

[Littlefields]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4136/losingcj0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ironmaus]

DJ Format - 3 Feet Deep (feat. Abdonimal and D-Sisive) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s20W2FAuHlg)

Features a fake video game that's like Dance Dance Revolution for rappers. It's awesome.

[freakyzeeky]

Hope you find this to your liking... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdjt6Bl5qdY

[Tommymoe]

So here is a joke as my entry....

Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A: I'll spend 15 minutes looking for my golf ball.

[doraemonkerpal]

Wednesday morning *bump*

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1994/takeoutki9.jpg

[T4Revan]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2416/insultedscrewdriverws5.jpg

[Wicked One 612]

I already submitted one, but here's another.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c16/rigatoni612/Delicacy.jpg

[bintz2000]

http://lukecompany.ytmnd.com/

[menchirox]

In case no one's ever seen this...it's METAL GEAR AWESOME...

It's found on newgrounds and other various flash sites as well, and its a short parody of metal gear solid. I loved it, i hope u do 2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fGSmgYMWBaw

[Gregory_Tea]

Diarrhea.

[ZaphodBB1]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/roman.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1099/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

[mephitical]

http://www.mondotees.com/ProductImages/Decals/D0111.jpg

[darthbudge]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=168409&page=7

^That thread = Awesomeness :rofl:

[rdwd39]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/cop-warning-sign.jpg

[doraemonkerpal]

Congratulations ch3zyp00fs! You are the random winner of the Child's Play Charity leftover prize! You've been pm'ed!

Thanks to everybody who participated. I might do another contest in the future b/c so many people participated. Have a great weekend everybody!

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7366/randomwinnerjk9.png

[tyhana]

Congrats!

[ch3zyp00fs]

Alright! Wahoo!! Thanks doraemonkerpal!