View Full Version : Are you circumsized?
Drico
08-09-2004, 12:15 AM
Say it isn't so.
epobirs
08-09-2004, 12:17 AM
'Pends who's asking.
SneakyPenguin
08-09-2004, 12:18 AM
Dude, this is one fucked up question.
Especially for a public forum.
SteveMcQ
08-09-2004, 12:19 AM
Ok...I know someone's gonna come up with this, so I'll come up with it first.
"Ask your mom."
Or was that so 90s?
Drico
08-09-2004, 12:20 AM
It's a weird question, but it isn't inappropiate, really. I like weird polls.
pimp_daddy_smurf
08-09-2004, 12:20 AM
no, and im happy i didnt have my dick choppedand happy i dont have a gross and crusty head
Drico
08-09-2004, 12:22 AM
I'm circumsized and I'm not a jew. Non-circumsized penis' remind me of ant-eaters.
epobirs
08-09-2004, 12:22 AM
ok, im not a pussy so if you really wanna know, ill be the first to share
NO IM NOT CIRCUMCISED, I AM NOT A JEW
The two are not mutually connected. Circumcision was very common in the US for decades. The majority of circumsiced men in this country are not Jews.
SpookyD
08-09-2004, 12:24 AM
Lots of non jewish people are uncircumcised. There are plenty of reasons not to get circumcised and there are plenty of reasons to get circumcised. Lets not make it a nasty penis pointing war.
epobirs
08-09-2004, 12:25 AM
Coming soon:
Innie or Outie?
Pierced anywhere that doesn't show with your clothes on?
Clitoris: Hooded or not? (A decidedly low turnout is anticipated but members may volunteer data about their wives, girlfriends, and imaginary SOs.)
Swallow or spit? (See above)
Top or bottom?
Master or slave?
Rimmer or don't touch me there?
FriskyTanuki
08-09-2004, 12:28 AM
Lots of non jewish people are uncircumcised. There are plenty of reasons not to get circumcised and there are plenty of reasons to get circumcised. Lets not make it a nasty penis pointing war.
:rofl:
epobirs
08-09-2004, 12:28 AM
Lots of non jewish people are uncircumcised. There are plenty of reasons not to get circumcised and there are plenty of reasons to get circumcised. Lets not make it a nasty penis pointing war.
From a male hetero point of view, is there any other kind?
Tespo125
08-09-2004, 12:28 AM
Coming soon:
Innie or Outie?
Pierced anywhere that doesn't show with your clothes on?
Clitoris: Hooded or not? (A decidedly low turnout is anticipated but members may volunteer data about their wives, girlfriends, and imaginary SOs.)
Swallow or spit? (See above)
Top or bottom?
Master or slave?
Rimmer or don't touch me there?
LMAO Nice.
Drico
08-09-2004, 12:43 AM
"Yes" is literally blowing "Nope" away!!!
snotknocker
08-09-2004, 12:44 AM
no, and im happy i didnt have my dick choppedand happy i dont have a gross and crusty head
<checks penis for gross-ness and crust>
SpookyD
08-09-2004, 12:45 AM
"Yes" is literally blowing "Nope" away!!!
somthing like 10% of us males are uncircumcised.
epobirs
08-09-2004, 12:46 AM
no, and im happy i didnt have my dick choppedand happy i dont have a gross and crusty head
<checks penis for gross-ness and crust>
Considering your username this raises some horrifying image.
By any chance, do you consider large nostrils a major source of attraction?
snotknocker
08-09-2004, 12:47 AM
"Yes" is literally blowing "Nope" away!!!
somthing like 10% of us males are circumcised.
Just how the hell do you know this?
Drico
08-09-2004, 12:49 AM
I always thought around 65% of the male population is circumsized.
SpookyD
08-09-2004, 12:51 AM
I meant uncircumcised. Sorry.
epobirs
08-09-2004, 12:56 AM
Of course, if you don't like being circumcised there exist a network of support groups for men who think this is the source of all their problems. THey have a set of techniques and devices dedicated to fereskin repair.
http://www.circumcisionvideos.com/
Whenever I've encountered these folks they seem terribly obsessive about the whole subject, like a John Birch society with circumcision instead of communism as their bete noire.
gokou36
08-09-2004, 12:56 AM
I wasn't circumsized when I was born..........but it broke off when I was a teen so now i am! No pain at all.
Acrylic
08-09-2004, 12:58 AM
I wasn't circumsized when I was born..........but it broke off when I was a teen so now i am! No pain at all.
How do you...break it off..??
That would..HURT!!! :evil:
Drico
08-09-2004, 12:58 AM
How can your foreskin break off? I hope you mean your head didn't break off. Ouch.
Moxio
08-09-2004, 01:03 AM
OH GOD baddddd image >_<
epobirs
08-09-2004, 01:06 AM
I wasn't circumsized when I was born..........but it broke off when I was a teen so now i am! No pain at all.
Please explain in detail. Are you sure you're talking about the same thing the rest of us are talking about? Anybody who has converted to Judaism as an adult would have to dispute your claim.
Drico
08-09-2004, 01:06 AM
The other day I was flopping my pirate around after getting rid of excess cargo to get all the dripple off, and I heard a "thump" I seriously thought for a second that I lost my head, until I looked downstairs.
snotknocker
08-09-2004, 01:07 AM
no, and im happy i didnt have my dick choppedand happy i dont have a gross and crusty head
<checks penis for gross-ness and crust>
Considering your username this raises some horrifying image.
By any chance, do you consider large nostrils a major source of attraction?
The snotknocker origin
http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16787&postdays=0&postorder=asc&sta rt=60
Jaket
08-09-2004, 01:14 AM
i shall be the first to give a straight up answer!
YES!
Drico
08-09-2004, 01:15 AM
OK NOW HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS
gokou36
08-09-2004, 01:17 AM
I'm not kidding, my foreskin broke off. The skin is still covering the head unless I don't want it to.
epobirs
08-09-2004, 01:22 AM
no, and im happy i didnt have my dick choppedand happy i dont have a gross and crusty head
<checks penis for gross-ness and crust>
Considering your username this raises some horrifying image.
By any chance, do you consider large nostrils a major source of attraction?
The snotknocker origin
http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16787&postdays=0&postorder=asc&sta rt=60
Ugh. Sounds like the basis for a sequel to Frank Zappa's 'Lets Make the Water Turn Black' about a couple of kids who accumulated their boogers in a jar for years.
pumbaa
08-09-2004, 01:23 AM
Nope. Ill keep my entire penis thank you very much.
snotknocker
08-09-2004, 01:25 AM
no, and im happy i didnt have my dick choppedand happy i dont have a gross and crusty head
<checks penis for gross-ness and crust>
Considering your username this raises some horrifying image.
By any chance, do you consider large nostrils a major source of attraction?
The snotknocker origin
http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16787&postdays=0&postorder=asc&sta rt=60
Ugh. Sounds like the basis for a sequel to Frank Zappa's 'Lets Make the Water Turn Black' about a couple of kids who accumulated their boogers in a jar for years.
How's the image now? Better?
epobirs
08-09-2004, 01:25 AM
I'm not kidding, my foreskin broke off. The skin is still covering the head unless I don't want it to.
The skin covering the head IS the foreskin where I come from. This is getting weirder and weirder.
guyver2077
08-09-2004, 01:25 AM
nope, and i remember when i was smaller i would worry that because of it i could never get a girl pregnant and have kids.
pimp_daddy_smurf
08-09-2004, 01:26 AM
I'm not kidding, my foreskin broke off. The skin is still covering the head unless I don't want it to.
dude, any uncircumcised person can do that
pimp_daddy_smurf
08-09-2004, 01:27 AM
i shall be the first to give a straight up answer!
YES!
actually stealthy, i was the first to say that i wasnt, its nothing to hide, but i had to edit my post so i didnt offend the jews
Scotty P
08-09-2004, 01:27 AM
man i bet most of the people that said no probably dont know they have been. im not making fun, i thought that way for the longest time.
most males are circumsized at birth and that has been pretty much true for the last 50 years er so.
epobirs
08-09-2004, 01:29 AM
nope, and i remember when i was smaller i would worry that because of it i could never get a girl pregant and have kids.
Kinda incompatible with your avatar, him being such a nice Jewish boy and all. Wrestling bores the hell out of me but Goldberg's Hannukah on 'The Man Show' was great.
gokou36
08-09-2004, 01:30 AM
You can't stretch it all the way back like you're circumsized if you're not circumsized, I can tho cuz it broke off!
SpookyD
08-09-2004, 01:31 AM
I'm not kidding, my foreskin broke off. The skin is still covering the head unless I don't want it to.
The skin covering the head IS the foreskin where I come from. This is getting weirder and weirder.
It is, I think he means the part that keeps your foreskin from going all the way down.
pimp_daddy_smurf
08-09-2004, 01:31 AM
hey i need to point something funny out, DRICO never said in his original post that he was curcumcised or not, then it was about 3 or more posts until i told everyone i wasnt, so maybe if you start a poll you should answer the question...........
crickett003
08-09-2004, 01:32 AM
Nope- uncircumsized here!
gokou36
08-09-2004, 01:32 AM
Yep SpookyD got it right.
Drico
08-09-2004, 01:32 AM
That happens if you jerk off your monkey too hard/too much.
SpookyD
08-09-2004, 01:32 AM
This is getting weird ;)
gokou36
08-09-2004, 01:34 AM
Drico found my secret out :P.
Drico
08-09-2004, 01:34 AM
hey i need to point something funny out, DRICO never said in his original post that he was curcumcised or not, then it was about 3 or more posts until i told everyone i wasnt, so maybe if you start a poll you should answer the question...........
I AM CIRCUMSIZED
Happy?
Maxwell31
08-09-2004, 01:36 AM
Ahh, Ok, must try to figure out why anyone would want to know?
On second thought, I think I would rather not try and figure it out.
guyver2077
08-09-2004, 01:38 AM
maybe thats why i hate wearing condoms....
Drico
08-09-2004, 01:38 AM
Because I want to get a good mental picture of my fellow CAG's penis'
BLarR
08-09-2004, 01:41 AM
I got circumcized the hell outta at a week of age.
Cracka
08-09-2004, 01:54 AM
yea i just got mine done yesterday. jk
I saw something on Discovery or something where they were saying that it helps prevent the transmission of AIDS or something... not sure how
zewone
08-09-2004, 12:30 PM
Yes I am and I woldn't have it any other way. Thanks for asking.
Dok Diamond
08-09-2004, 12:35 PM
why would anyone care?
mousin
08-09-2004, 12:41 PM
i was reading this last night whenn i was stoned, i laughed for about 30 mins. before takeing a bath to cool me down. i had a good trip ;)
Backlash
08-09-2004, 12:49 PM
why would anyone care?
bignick
08-09-2004, 12:52 PM
The 3 that said I dont know made me laugh.
alfonsosoriano
08-09-2004, 01:00 PM
Nope I am not.
Dok Diamond
08-09-2004, 01:03 PM
Ima Post a pic and you tell me.
daphatty
08-09-2004, 01:04 PM
I don't think any of you are worthy of knowing this information. Guess which option I picked.