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Lootr2Core
08-09-2004, 01:08 AM
By SUN NEWS SERVICES
WIFE REFUSES SEX SO MAN CUTS OFF PENIS
RABAT -- A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources said yesterday.
The man severed his organ on Monday in the southern town of Ait Ourir and was taken to a hospital in the nearby city of Marrakesh for treatment.
"He didn't bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis," a doctor told Reuters.
MOST WANTED ALREADY IN JAIL
MEXICO CITY -- Two Mexicans from a "Most Wanted" list released to great fanfare by the government last week have already been tracked down -- in jail.
Alfredo Cervantes Ramirez, also known as "The Bullet-swallower," and Alvaro Dario de Leon Valdes were withdrawn from the list after officials discovered they were already in prison, the Mexico City prosecutor's office said yesterday.
Drico
08-09-2004, 01:09 AM
Imagine that.
Lootr2Core
08-09-2004, 01:11 AM
that'll teach her!!!
Jaket
08-09-2004, 01:12 AM
that makes me cringe when they say severed his organ
Xevious
08-09-2004, 01:14 AM
Loot,
Where the hell do you find these articles anyways?
Lootr2Core
08-09-2004, 01:15 AM
How many times has a CAG'er heard that' he left the hospital without his penis' well ok maybe just DLF, and a few others..
epobirs
08-09-2004, 01:16 AM
That sounds like the old Idiot Cuckold joke.
An especially stupid man arrives home unexpectedly and catches his wife in bes with another man. He pulls out a pistol and points it at his own head. The wife and her lover begin laughing at this. The husband shouts back, "Whats so funny? You're next!"
Lootr2Core
08-09-2004, 01:17 AM
Loot,
Where the hell do you find these articles anyways?
this one was from the Winnipeg SUN
BLarR
08-09-2004, 01:25 AM
Hopefully for him he didn't gulp down some Viagra be4 attempting the severage.
Drico
08-09-2004, 01:35 AM
Hahahaha!
crazytalkx
08-09-2004, 01:37 AM
:shock: whoa! If i was the guy I would've rather done sucide :twisted:
ykryptonite13
08-09-2004, 01:38 AM
Well that was dumb... he definitely isn't gonna get any if he cuts it off. >=? :S
epobirs
08-09-2004, 01:40 AM
Hopefully for him he didn't gulp down some Viagra be4 attempting the severage.
Why? Wouldn't that have made it easier?
Actually, Viagra doesn't give you an erection all by itself. It just enables it where certain form of impairment exist. You still need something to get you in the mood.
Drico
08-09-2004, 01:42 AM
If you had a boner and cut your dick off, I think blood would be spurting everywhere. Maybe I'm wrong, though.
Moxio
08-09-2004, 03:02 PM
Absolutely sick. You'd think by the time you're 70 and crusty, your sex drive would go down SOMEWHAT.
Grave_Addiction
08-09-2004, 03:23 PM
Absolutely sick. You'd think by the time you're 70 and crusty, your sex drive would go down SOMEWHAT.
That's what I was going to say. It's a sin for old people to have sex.
Dok Diamond
08-09-2004, 03:30 PM
:shock: Oh my god that would hurt so bad, what a retard.
How does he pee?
epobirs
08-09-2004, 03:34 PM
If you had a boner and cut your dick off, I think blood would be spurting everywhere. Maybe I'm wrong, though.
Cutting off that much flesh from any part of you is going to make your heart rate jump a bit. Unless you prepare yourself as a surgical procedure it's going to be messy.
epobirs
08-09-2004, 03:36 PM
:shock: Oh my god that would hurt so bad, what a retard.
How does he pee?
Same as before, just from a shorter length. The muscles that control flow from the bladder aren't in the penis so continence isn't affected. Cultures that created eunuchs had this down to an art.
Tennisjon2002
08-09-2004, 03:49 PM
I heard about the old guy on the radio this morning WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!
Xevious
08-09-2004, 03:50 PM
Is the divorce option really that bad?