View Full Version : Girlfriend claims Cheapassgamer.com a cult?!?!
RedvsBlue
08-10-2004, 10:37 PM
Ok I recently found out that my girlfriend said that our beloved website is in fact a cult. How could she say something like this? She has made this claim because now both me and a mutual friend of ours are loyal followers of this beloved wesite. Does this mean RoboCheapy is our cult leader? We've been together for a year almost now, but disrespecting the CAG, is this acceptable?
Reality's Fringe
08-10-2004, 10:43 PM
Eleminate her-I mean, you guys should really try to change her opinion about this site. Just sit her down and try to get her to see your point of view.....with VIOLENCE!
captainofindustry
08-10-2004, 10:45 PM
Yeah....
She knows to much man, your going to have to chop her up and flush her.
(Maybe that will help her whole thinking it's a cult thing.)
Kain Vincent
08-10-2004, 10:45 PM
Eleminate her-I mean, you guys should really try to change her opinion about this site. Just sit her down and try to get her to see your point of view.....with VIOLENCE!
AGREE'D
rabbitt
08-10-2004, 10:48 PM
We could use her for our monthly sacrifice!
captainofindustry
08-10-2004, 10:52 PM
Yeah, I think the only way to right this wrong is to sacrifice her on top of a stack of Best Buy ads.
Scorch
08-10-2004, 10:53 PM
If your girlfriend knows about this site.. you need to get out more.
NatakuARN
08-10-2004, 11:15 PM
Just give her a glass of Kool aid and tell her to chill out.
Xevious
08-10-2004, 11:15 PM
Ok I recently found out that my girlfriend said that our beloved website is in fact a cult. How could she say something like this? She has made this claim because now both me and a mutual friend of ours are loyal followers of this beloved wesite. Does this mean RoboCheapy is our cult leader? We've been together for a year almost now, but disrespecting the CAG, is this acceptable?
Was your girlfriend kidding when she said this or was she dead on serious. I can't tell by your description of the situation.
r1s3n
08-10-2004, 11:18 PM
You mean we're not a cult? Dammit...umm I wouldn't drink any of the punch guys.
r1s3n
Doylerulez
08-10-2004, 11:22 PM
I thought CAG was like fight club.
Rule number 1: don't talk about cheapassgamer.
Skylander7
08-10-2004, 11:22 PM
tell her that you'll use the money you save on games to take her out to do things.
C'mon man, roll with the punches... pull out that Rico Suave handbook or something.
guardian_owl
08-10-2004, 11:30 PM
Well, let's check the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of "Cult"
1: formal religious veneration : WORSHIP
Nope, no religion at work here
2 : a system of religious beliefs and ritual; also : its body of adherents
Nope, once again, not a religion
3 : a religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious; also : its body of adherents
Not a religion, once again
4 : a system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator <health cults>
Hmm, it is a system (central hub of users searching and posting deals) to cure the disease (over priced video games) based on dogma (guidelines, methods) set forth by our promulgator. Pretty close
Well, lets see what the last definition is...
5 a : great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book); especially : such devotion regarded as a literary or intellectual fad b : a usually small group of people characterized by such devotion
Hmm... seems to accurately describe cheapassgamer.com pretty closely, congratulations CheapyD, you are the proud runner of your very own cult! \:D/
vanlandw
08-10-2004, 11:33 PM
this is the best website ever
rabbitt
08-10-2004, 11:35 PM
I thought CAG was like fight club.
Rule number 1: don't talk about cheapassgamer.
You just broke Rule 1 dumbass! 20 push-ups, NOW!
Mr Unoriginal
08-10-2004, 11:35 PM
My girlfriend also hates this beloved website. That was until I found her a cheapass DVD player through it. That's the way to bring them into our cult...
scuba
08-10-2004, 11:38 PM
wow a site to find out cheap video games prices and has a cool owner, admin (who is our leader). Our goal is to buy every video game in the world.
biggestinuyashafan
08-10-2004, 11:43 PM
my girlfriend doesn't like me going to this site as much as i do. i still come here all the time when i am not with her or when she is watching one of her shows like trading spaces or something like that. with money that i save i spend on food for her and i though,so she likes that part,since i never have any food at home.
GunCowboy
08-10-2004, 11:57 PM
Anyone who does not join, must drink the pois. . . special punch. All hail cheap asses.
Moxio
08-11-2004, 12:03 AM
My girlfriend also hates this beloved website. That was until I found her a cheapass DVD player through it. That's the way to bring them into our cult...
Exactly. Purchase her a gift, and say you can find more good deals at good ol' CAG. Hey, she may grow to like it and depend on it when you guys need something.
SoulEdgeVII
08-11-2004, 12:06 AM
Just because CheapyD promises us a free spaceship ride to Blisstonia if we use the store links doesn't mean that this is a cult.
hiccupleftovers
08-11-2004, 12:06 AM
O.k., it's time to drop this girlfriend. She's getting suspicious.
alongx
08-11-2004, 12:14 AM
She's a nut.
famousmort
08-11-2004, 12:14 AM
Area girlfriend doesn't understand meaning of word "Cult". Film at eleven.
Zmonkay
08-11-2004, 12:18 AM
Brother RedvsBlue, she knowith to much. Eliminatith her immediatlyeth. But first informeth her that we are a cult of the forces of good, and cheapness. Then SMITETH her unbelieving ass!
r1s3n
08-11-2004, 12:31 AM
Let those who suckle from the teat of cheapness and then blaspheme the good name of cheap ass be cast out into the darkness with the unbelievers where there will much sorrow and gnashing of teeth.
r1s3n
defender
08-11-2004, 12:49 AM
It was only a matter of time.
btw-r1s3n AWESOME sig and avatar- the watchmen was the greatest comic ever made...still waiting for the movie version
Xevious
08-11-2004, 01:54 AM
Those girls that hate this site should get a site of their own. Here are a few suggestions:
Cheapassmakeup
Cheapassknittingneedles
CheapassHairsalons
CheapassGossip
kaji7p56
08-11-2004, 02:02 AM
I didn't even realize that CAG is a cult! I better get some Nikes...
1SwtDeception
08-11-2004, 04:21 AM
cool im in a cult *puts on green cloak*
Spacepest
08-11-2004, 04:58 AM
If becoming a CAG is joining a cult, so be it.
Let the naked dancing and virgin sacrifices commence!
1SwtDeception
08-11-2004, 05:20 AM
If becoming a CAG is joining a cult, so be it.
Let the naked dancing and virgin sacrifices commence!
and we can find all the virgins here http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26329
r1s3n
08-11-2004, 06:59 AM
btw-r1s3n AWESOME sig and avatar- the watchmen was the greatest comic ever made...still waiting for the movie version
Thanks. After several years I managed to get my hands on the TB and I was stunned. It was simply the best comic I've ever read. Really transcends comic book status though. As for the film the acknowledgement would be great but I'm terrified what they would do with it. Being that the watchmen is dark I'm scared they'll turn it a pg-13 fiasco with a singing dancing Rorshac. *shudders*
r1s3n
Tenacious D
08-11-2004, 07:19 AM
RedVsBlue, you should start chanting "The nighttime is the right time" every once in a while when your girlfriend is around, just to eff with her. :lol:
Tenacious D
08-11-2004, 07:21 AM
Ok I recently found out that my girlfriend said that our beloved website is in fact a cult.
I just noticed something that struck me funny about the OP. He says this website is beloved, but nothing about his gf being beloved. Made me chuckle for some reason. :lol:
Cracka
08-11-2004, 03:06 PM
wait.... so this isnt a cult? DAMNIT. i was wondering why it was taking so long for my kool-aid to get here.
Zenithian Legend
08-11-2004, 03:11 PM
My advice is next time she says that, smack her on the ass and say "bake me a cake, bitch!"
PsyClerk
08-11-2004, 03:14 PM
Sorry, she probably saw my picture somewhere.
http://home.nc.rr.com/clerk/images/indy.jpg
AdamInPlaidum
08-11-2004, 03:17 PM
His name was DragonLordFrodo, his name was DragonLordFrodo...
magilacudy
08-11-2004, 03:21 PM
I could believe that we were a cult devoted to cheap ass games. And its not the sleep deprived posting/ pseudo-brainwashing talking either.
Dok Diamond
08-11-2004, 03:24 PM
His name was DragonLordFrodo, his name was DragonLordFrodo...
he was sacrificed last month
AdamInPlaidum
08-11-2004, 03:26 PM
So wait, does this mean RoboCheapy is really the cool, tough, badass persona that CheapyD wishes he could be?
Ericnmel99
08-11-2004, 03:47 PM
......Edit: nevermind
crazytalkx
08-11-2004, 03:50 PM
Sorry, she probably saw my picture somewhere.
http://home.nc.rr.com/clerk/images/indy.jpg
:rofl:
Somebody should really put CheapyD's head in there.
MorbidAngel4Life
08-11-2004, 05:50 PM
RedVsBlue, you should start chanting "The nighttime is the right time" every once in a while when your girlfriend is around, just to eff with her. :lol:
LMAO Adam Sandler- What The Hell Happened To Me? is one of the best comedy albums EVER made. gotta love the night cult.
Trakan
08-11-2004, 05:54 PM
We could use her for our monthly sacrifice!
lol
RedvsBlue
08-12-2004, 07:31 AM
Ok I recently found out that my girlfriend said that our beloved website is in fact a cult.
I just noticed something that struck me funny about the OP. He says this website is beloved, but nothing about his gf being beloved. Made me chuckle for some reason. :lol:
Ha Ha Ha, oh man, ahhh... Anyway, there's a chance she may read this so my answer to this is to plead the fifth.
twolvesfan21
08-12-2004, 07:17 PM
...there's a chance she may read this so my answer to this is to plead the fifth.
You know, I might feel sorry for her, but after the other night when your girlfriend referred to the girl I like as a "skanky dirty bitch," I'm more inclined to agree with the guy who said she should be sacrificed on a stack of Best Buy ads.
TiKi2
08-12-2004, 07:31 PM
Sounds like you girlfriend just needs a good old fashioned Bitch Salp.
Gothic Walrus
08-12-2004, 07:32 PM
I'm all for becoming a cult as long as we can sacrifice people like DLF and Spekky.
When do we get to the part where we begin smashing copies of Shaq-Fu?
RedvsBlue
08-12-2004, 09:21 PM
Circle the wagons boys, she found the thread!
Nirvanaguy777
08-12-2004, 09:25 PM
why does your girlfriend even know of this site?
danny-o
08-12-2004, 09:31 PM
who cares what the bitch says/
smalien1
08-13-2004, 02:34 PM
Does any one have some kool-aide?
bmulligan
08-13-2004, 02:47 PM
It sounds like YOU may be the problem. Obviously her reference to CAG as being a cult is a cry for attention. You should sex her up 3-4 times a day until she feels better.
Then you should be able to surf CAG when she has fallen asleep due to sexual exaustion. Sex makes everything better. That or diamond jewelry. You must choose wisely!
Circle the wagons boys, she found the thread!
Uh-oh. She doesn't know how to search the archives does she? Did you post any embarassing...hmm. She probably won't find any; the search engine on this site takes some deft handling to produce exact results. You're safe man.
Spacepest
08-13-2004, 06:34 PM
It sounds like YOU may be the problem. Obviously her reference to CAG as being a cult is a cry for attention. You should sex her up 3-4 times a day until she feels better.
Then you should be able to surf CAG when she has fallen asleep due to sexual exaustion. Sex makes everything better. That or diamond jewelry. You must choose wisely!
OMG ROFLMAO
Might I add that if you are a female gamer, and your boyfriend interrupts your gameplaying, the choice is much simpler--the sex thing. A man that is exhausted from sex will be passed out asleep, and not be hogging up the playstation or reading the CAG boards. I have to resort to this tactic all the time. There is no diamond option, because any man that would rather take diamonds "to make things better" is gay.
epobirs
08-13-2004, 06:38 PM
His name was DragonLordFrodo, his name was DragonLordFrodo...
he was sacrificed last month
No, he wasn't sacrificed. Sacrifice implies you gave up something of value. DLF was excommunicated or defenestrated.
Squirms
08-25-2004, 09:57 AM
My wife thinks I spend to much time on the site, but it's o.k. for her to surf around babycentral all the time. She just doesn't like the fact that I buy more games now since finding this site
Ikohn4ever
08-25-2004, 10:15 AM
I cant wait till we get to be taken away by Aliens to party on far away planets, Zultan!!
Backlash
08-25-2004, 05:07 PM
A man that is exhausted from sex will be passed out asleep, and not be hogging up the playstation or reading the CAG boards. I have to resort to this tactic all the time.
Wow your poor boyfriend. :o
cag1000
08-25-2004, 05:11 PM
must sacrifice her... on the cager alter...delicious blood.. feeds the halo gods.... must strip her.....of her $$$$....use it for cheap ass games
schultzed
08-25-2004, 07:58 PM
Another aspect of cults is that they make and maintain their own "culture." So a cult will have its own subcultural language and norms.
Lets see . . . CC, BB, GCC, BOGO, YMMV, Shaq fu . . . we're getting close on having a language.
Checking every store within driving radius for cheap games . . . sound like we have norms of behavior in common.
I think we are getting close.
RedvsBlue
08-25-2004, 08:01 PM
Another aspect of cults is that they make and maintain their own "culture." So a cult will have its own subcultural language and norms.
Lets see . . . CC, BB, GCC, BOGO, YMMV, Shaq fu . . . we're getting close on having a language.
Checking every store within driving radius for cheap games . . . sound like we have norms of behavior in common.
I think we are getting close.
That's supposed to be GGC, that's it, 2 days out in the wood shed for you.