Lindsay Lohan gets desperate for attention, poses naked. (NSFW)

[Ikohn4ever]

Since frecklepuss hasn't had a movie out in awhile I guess this was a way to make an easy buck and get her face out there again


Obviously NSFW

http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/lindsay-as-marilyn/index1.html

[lokizz]

yeah i just saw these over on dsf not too bad though she could do with a tan. good size mallowmars to boot. you could say its an attention thing or if someone else had naked pics of her she could be beating them to the punch before they could make money off of them.she gets paind for the photo shoot and anyone who has naughty pics of her topless doesnt get jack shit since why pay for what can be gotten for free. shame no pics of the carport though :-(.

[Sporadic]

Goddamn, she is ugly in those photos. I'm suprised she actually went topless though, I thought this was going to be another one of those "all the naughty parts covered" nude shoots.

[Magehart]

:puke:

Kids. Don't do drugs. You'll end up like her. She's only 21!

[Xevious]

The page is not loading for me.

[Soodmeg]

I cant get the site to load for some reason?

[Magehart]

The page is not loading for me. The first two pages are hammered hard right now. After that it's quick

[roland13x]

EXTREMELY NSFW website, but here's the link.

Kids, get your parent's permission before clicking.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/02/18/i-am-lohan-topless-in-some-photoshoot-of-the-day/

[Soodmeg]

What the fuck?

I was not expecting that first pic.

Fucking Christ look at the 3rd pic! She looks like a goblin.




*Cough, Cough, Cough, Cough.*
I am going to be sick. All of these pics look horrid.

[Xevious]

Well...I thought Lindsey didn't look good in those pictures to be honest. She is a good looking woman (before the whole cocaine thing) but She doesn't look good in a blonde wig.

No one can really replace Marilyn Monroe. There has been a lot of imitators but they never come close to the real thing.

[Lice]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/licemasta/CAG/TrainWreckHwy56aerial3.jpg

[joe2187]

EXTREMELY NSFW website, but here's the link.

Kids, get your parent's permission before clicking.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/02/18/i-am-lohan-topless-in-some-photoshoot-of-the-day/


:applause:!! HA! I love how the comments are all dissing her tits...its like they never seen a real women before..."OMG Her tits!! they are shit!! I Th0Ught Dey Wher Bal00ns!"

Yeah...but she does look like shit, its probably the wigs and the shitty lighting, The photographer must have been drunk.

[JolietJake]

If i wanted to see a half naked coke whore i could just drive through a bad part of town.

[Maklershed]

Nice jubblies.

[Lice]

:applause:!! HA! I love how the comments are all dissing her tits...its like they never seen a real women before..."OMG Her tits!! they are shit!! I Th0Ught Dey Wher Bal00ns!"

Yeah...but she does look like shit, its probably the wigs and the shitty lighting, The photographer must have been drunk.

Its not her body per se... but more so it was like they did it on a disposable camera in 15 minutes. It looks rushed and just plain cheap. Which in turn makes her look trashy which is probably not the outcome that was planned. More myspace shots than celebrity nude glamor shots.

[crystalklear64]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4556/vomitgz9.jpg
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[tiredfornow]

Nice tits.

[Chacrana]

She was so fuckin' hot like... 4 or 5 years ago. Now... no. Not even close.

[Maklershed]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4556/vomitgz9.jpg
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

Sickened by the female anatomy eh.

[joe2187]

Sickened by the female anatomy eh.


Maybe he's just not used to the full body ginger look.

Or it could just be a very unflattering photo...which is what these are.

[Mr Unoriginal]

Yes, everyone in this thread is a big man, you would all throw her out of your bed, I know. You're not fooling anyone.

[bigdaddy]

She was so fuckin' hot like... 4 or 5 years ago. Now... no. Not even close.

So you thought an underage girl was hot.

Where is that Dateline guy when you need him. :)

[Dead of Knight]

21 and already baring it all? Has her career gone that far down the tubes already? What an attention whore.

[crystalklear64]

Yes, everyone in this thread is a big man, you would all throw her out of your bed, I know. You're not fooling anyone.
Well don't get me wrong. Its nothing a paper bag and D-style couldn't fix.

[tiredfornow]

Oh my god! Her career is over! Oh no!

...Who gives a fuck? Shes showing her titties now and the rumors can lay rest. She still has a decent rack.

Yeah, CK64. I'm sure she'd be thrilled to spend another 2,000 hours of Guild Wars with you!

[JolietJake]

Yes, everyone in this thread is a big man, you would all throw her out of your bed, I know. You're not fooling anyone.I'd like to be able to say i never fucked a coke addict.

[Chacrana]

So you thought an underage girl was hot.

Where is that Dateline guy when you need him. :)

Problem is, I never tried to pretend that I didn't... I don't feel particularly guilty.

[crystalklear64]

Yeah, CK64. I'm sure she'd be thrilled to spend another 2,000 hours of Guild Wars with you!
She could play it while I was gone making it that much more efficient!

[CouRageouS]

So you thought an underage girl was hot.

14 is the new 16! :lol:

She looked a lot better when she was a redhead and didn't get all drugged out skinny. She put some meat back on and almost looks back to normal. Pardon me as I go watch Mean Girls.

[mykevermin]

Two thoughts:

1) That photographer stinks.

2) Huh. How 'bout that?

[Unickuta]

Pardon me as I go watch Mean Girls.

That's an awesome movie, lol.

[GTzerO]

Two thoughts:

1) That photographer stinks.

2) Huh. How 'bout that?:D

[dmunkee]

14 is the new 16! :lol:

This is sad, but true.

Also, this topic is not safe while eating leftover Hamburger Helper. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[taint mcgee]

Im glad i saw them (boobs). No more wondering for me. I've never seen a full body ginger nude before, today has not been a waste of a day.

[Dead of Knight]

Yeah, CK64. I'm sure she'd be thrilled to spend another 2,000 hours of Guild Wars with you!

Ultra winner.

[crystalklear64]

You should be so fortunate as to find a game that can hold your attention for 33 months.

[tiredfornow]

You should be so fortunate as to find a game that can hold your attention for 33 months.

Yeah, woman > Guild Wars

Especially if that woman is Lindsay Lohan. :drool: Shes so sexy, Shes so right, Lindsay Lohan is out of sight! 8-)

[crystalklear64]

Not mutually exclusive.

[Melhavic]

So that's how Herbie got his groove Back!!!

[Apossum]

So you thought an underage girl was hot.

Where is that Dateline guy when you need him. :)


go back and check out the pics from her Rolling Stone shoot.

We're on the honor system here, so if you get a boner, call the police and have them arrest you.

[cdeener]

I would still hit that. I guess I just like women in general and I have seen way uglier one's naked so I can't be mad at her for doing this. All she needs know is a sex tape and her career is complete.

[looploop]

I'd like to be able to say i never fucked a coke addict.
But you can't?:lol:

[Blitz]

I would still hit that. I guess I just like women in general and I have seen way uglier one's naked so I can't be mad at her for doing this. All she needs know is a sex tape and her career is complete.

I'd hit it too. With a bat, a cross, holy water, a car.

I never thought she was ever close to being good looking. But that's just my opinion. Some people like the crack whore look.

[JolietJake]

But you can't?:lol:Not if i fucked her, no.

[Ugamer_X]

:???:

This is one of those times where I wish they had airbrushed the photos.

[Unickuta]

Especially if that woman is Lindsay Lohan. :drool: Shes so sexy, Shes so right, Lindsay Lohan is out of sight! 8-)

Uh...not exactly.

[jman619]

I really don't believe it is her body. I mean she was way better looking from what I remember. :drool:

[tiredfornow]

Uh...not exactly.

I was speaking to CK64 and he understood the humor. I fuck super models day and night and theres no way I'd lay a hand on this ugly girl. I've thrown up better looking meals than her.

Take your opinions over there. --------------> Here!

[InuFaye]

Crackwhore+EX Ginger=Fail.

This shit would be made me explode like 4 years ago.

Its fucking horrid though.

She does have a nice rack though.

[lilboo]

Yikes

[Cracka]

too many freckles FTL!

[Rocko]

I guess I'm the only one that likes freckles? :x

[dcfox]

Disappointing :( They almost look like photos of Marilyn Monroe. . . if she were still alive today.

[Frogurt.man]

14 is the new 16! :lol:

She looked a lot better when she was a redhead and didn't get all drugged out skinny. She put some meat back on and almost looks back to normal. Pardon me as I go watch Mean Girls.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9241/capteeb4309457864e489b0vs5.jpg

[Rig]

The guys on the radio were making a huge deal over this.

She looks very unflattering in those pictures. I will agree with others in here, in that she looked much more attractive a few years prior to her addiction problems.

[Chika]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/licemasta/CAG/TrainWreckHwy56aerial3.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl: omg that's priceless

[JolietJake]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: omg that's priceless

Jealous much?:lol:;)

[AshesofWake]

id titty bang the shit out of her, my god

[hiccupleftovers]

Wow is she ugly. I've never liked her, but she is so washed up it isn't funny.

[GuilewasNK]

The guys on the radio were making a huge deal over this.

She looks very unflattering in those pictures. I will agree with others in here, in that she looked much more attractive a few years prior to her addiction problems.


I have never seen people fall the hell off faster than Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. It makes no sense at all. I'm not just talking about looks, I mean the whole person.

How the hell did she get from this...

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2393/lindsaylohan010zt7.th.jpg (http://img520.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lindsaylohan010zt7.jpg)

To what she is now?

[Sofa King Kool]

Goddammit. I've been waiting five years for Lohan nudie pictures. FIVE YEARS! And this is what I get.

Fuck.

[Maklershed]

AIC is reporting that these pictures might be fake....

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35654 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

[tiredfornow]

man...

ITS BEEN A NONSTOP FAPATHON SINCE I GOT OUT OF WORK! :-#

[JolietJake]

AIC is reporting that these pictures might be fake....

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35654 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
You son of a bitch.

[GuilewasNK]

AIC is reporting that these pictures might be fake....

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35654

That's as fresh as All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

[Maklershed]

That's as fresh as All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

Allow me to go get a rag so you can wipe the sandy debris from your genital region.

[Rocko]

That's as fresh as All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/geek_love_poem.jpg

:grouphug:

[Brak]

It'd be better if it weren't a gimmicky photoshoot.

[Liquid 2]

It'd be better if it weren't a gimmicky photoshoot.

And if Lohan weren't a ginger. Or a drugged out whore.

[dcfox]

And if Lohan weren't a ginger. Or a drugged out whore.

I like the red hair and the freckles. The coke whore part not so much.

[Rocko]

I like the red hair and the freckles. The coke whore part not so much.

Same, the wig disappoints me. :/

[PapiChullo]

Not impressed. She does have a nice rack though!!

[Maklershed]

I like the red hair and the freckles. The coke whore part not so much.

And I love the coke whore part. We're all winners!

[Moxio]

AIC is reporting that these pictures might be fake....

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35654 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

Heehee.

[dcfox]

And I love the coke whore part. We're all winners!

I'll never understand your love for coke whores.

http://asapblogs.typepad.com/news/images/2007/08/23/lohan_823_2.jpg

[Maklershed]

Hot!

[darthbudge]

I am very disappointed, I at least wanted her to take that stupid wig off.

Also you are a bastard Mak, you know that?

[PapiChullo]

AIC is reporting that these pictures might be fake....

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35654 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

Tight. Definitely LOL'd.

[camoor]

I think her bod is pretty hot.

By reading the comments, you guys must all bang supermodels.

[crystalklear64]

Twin supermodels actually.

[scuba t]

I'd motorboat them.

[Admiral Ackbar]

She had better breasts than I expected.

[Chika]

Jealous much?:lol:;)

well, let's see. my tits are bigger, i'm a natural blonde and i'm not a cokewhore.... so that would be a no. back when she did meangirls, yes. now, no. now i just pity her.

[pacifickarma]

She looks good enough to me. Not really my type of girl, but not bad for her type.

[Liquid 2]

my tits are biggerProve it.





;)

[GuilewasNK]

I think her bod is pretty hot.

By reading the comments, you guys must all bang supermodels.


No.

When you compare her when she turned 18 to those Marilyn photos, it isn't even close. She seemed vibrant and full of life back then. Now she looks like she has given up on life.

[tiredfornow]

I bang super models, camoor.

GuileWasNK bangs his anime discs. All 466 of 'em.

[Zenithian Legend]

Frecklepuss :lol: I like that.

[GuilewasNK]

I bang super models, camoor.

GuileWasNK bangs his anime discs. All 466 of 'em.

I'm a fighter not a lover. :boxing:

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1530/guile2ia7.gif

[Admiral Ackbar]

Prove it.





;)

Not just any pic will do. You need to be holding a toilet rool and a spatula.

[benjamouth]

Meh, not great but better tits than I expected.

[GuilewasNK]

Meh.

That pretty much sums it up.

[tiredfornow]

Damn, Guile.

That was corny as fuck.

Much love though. :x

[Brak]

Calm down, Guile.

[Chika]

Prove it.





;)

ask strell for the bikini crab pics.

wait, you've seen my myspace :eyeroll:

[Pookymeister]

Not just any pic will do. You need to be holding a toilet rool and a spatula.

Spoon is sufficient

[CaseyRyback]

I wish she would just stick with red hair, but I still think she is hot. I really hope she cleans herself up and starts acting in good movies again.

[GuilewasNK]

Calm down, Guile.

I'm calm. :lol:

What makes you think otherwise?

Casey, I agree about the red hair. Plus she needs to gain some weight.

[Scobie]

I wish she would just stick with red hair

That would kind of defeat the purpose of recreating a *MARILYN MONROE* photo shoot.

[tiredfornow]

I miss this Lohan.

http://www.badassmofo.com/slices/lindsay-lohan/images/lindsay-lohan-373-6.jpg

[Liquid 2]

ask strell for the bikini crab pics.

wait, you've seen my myspace :eyeroll:

Hence the ;), ;).

And you've been caught again.

[GuilewasNK]

That would kind of defeat the purpose of recreating a *MARILYN MONROE* photo shoot.


Yeah, but she has had blonde or brunette for a while now before the photoshoot.

[Scobie]

Yeah, but she has had blonde or brunette for a while now before the photoshoot.

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

[Strell]

CAN STRELL DELIVER SAID PICS HE IS PURPORTED TO HAVE?

WILL THE GIANT LASER DESTORY ALL OF MICHIGAN?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME!

*cue theme song*

[BigSpoonyBard]

ask strell for the bikini crab pics.

wait, you've seen my myspace :eyeroll:

Wait, what? Where?

Spoon is sufficient

Here I am! :wave:

[CaseyRyback]

That would kind of defeat the purpose of recreating a *MARILYN MONROE* photo shoot.

I wasn't specifically discussing the photoshoot. I know she did that for a particular reason, but in general she looks so much better with red hair.

[Don Chubo]

LiLo looks like complete and utter hell. Her freckles are revolting, and she sure has got that coke-addled whore look down pat. For her to attempt to do anything even resembling a Monroe photoshoot is laughable.

[cochesecochese]

I don't know who this broad is but she's got a real nice body for a ginger. I've been with three and they all had fucked up nipples. She looked better in that pic with the blue bikini and dark hair. That blonde wig is no good for her.

[captainfrizo]

I'm kind of surprised it's taken her this long to do a nude pic set or something similar.

[crystalklear64]

That pic TFN put up makes her look a lot better.

As for freckles, a smattering here and there is cute, but in that photoshoot pic, the mass concentration of them on her thighs make it look like some sort of terrible rash.

[coolsteel]

I'm well aware of how this sounds but the truth is the truth, she was much hotter when she was younger. I'm trying to decide how I would feel if I just saw pics of her now instead of back when she looked healthier.

[Don Chubo]

..... the mass concentration of them on her thighs make it look like some sort of terrible rash.

It would not be surprising if she did have some sort of terrible rash on those thighs.

[CocheseUGA]

Hey, the funbags are nice.

[onetrackmind]

she looks fucking awful.

[Yoohoo1231]

So when does the sex tape come out?

[DrunkTigerWoods]

She needed to do this 3 years ago, when everyone cared.

[benjamouth]

She needed to do this 3 years ago, when everyone cared.

:applause:Well said, I think a lot of people expected LL to have a big film film career, but she fecked it up by not being able to stay off the drugs and the wang.

But thats the good thing about Hollywood, as one starlet dissapears into drug-fueled oblivion, there's another better looking one stepping off the bus to replace her.

I believe Disney called it "The Circle of Life"

[botticus]

Lohan described Monroe's suicide as "tragic" and said it, along with the Jan. 22 death of actor Heath Ledger from an accidental overdose of prescription drugs, "are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone."

The actress, who has been in and out of rehab after two arrests last year on drunken driving and cocaine charges, said she didn't know why the industry wreaked such havoc on some stars, adding, "I sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to me."
...

http://www.truecolorearth.com/tce-Nile-River.jpg

[JolietJake]

She's all dried up?

[benjamouth]

I think that river is the Nile, so he's going for denial.

[neushane]

Just nasty...thank god for Brazilians.

[PlumeNoir]

...

http://www.truecolorearth.com/tce-Nile-River.jpg


I see what you did there Botticus. :applause:

I saw these pics yesterday on one of Pixie's gossip sites. I checked the comments there and on the site mentioned in the first page of this thread, and it's amusing how, for the most part, the pics aren't going over well. Amusing and sad, actually.

Lindsey is no Marilyn (but I'm more of a Jayne Mansfield guy, myself). Compare the Lohan pics to the original Monroe set and there is no comparison. The composition and lighting of the new photos are bad and unflattering. Plus, even drunk, Monroe looked like she was enjoying herself. I can see these pics used on the television retrospective of her life after an OD related death. <Cue touching music as we cut to commercial break. "Next on E!'s 'The Girl Who Couldn't Have It All: The Life and Death of Lindsey Lohan" - Out of Rehab, Lindsey tries to move beyond, but Fate had other plans...>

First off, I love redheads and love freckles - I don't get why everyone hates on that. But with the blonde wig, and the lighting - it wasn't a good match with her skin. Plus, she had great boobs. I think people have gotten so used to implants that they have forgotten how real boobs, especial big ones, hang. Her nipple size kinda surprised me, but not much - my ex had bigger boobs and her nipples were about the same size - maybe smaller. (Sorry, not posting any pics for fear of being banhammered.)

But, I don't think she has womanly hips - it makes her body seem off in how top heavy she is.

These are such unflattering photos, I half wonder why she did them, or why they're being printed. My biggest beef is her face. It really saddens me that her face looks so tired. The close-up pic with the yellow flowers is almost haunting; she looks...empty. And the one on her back dragging the necklace across her mouth: is there a scar on her right wrist?

Overall, she is/ was a pretty girl, but you can't see it in this set. Honestly, the pics just sadden me.

[necrojustice]

boner killer