What's the best way to get revenge on a former boss?

[GameDude]

I can provide name and number if you guys want to prank him. :)

[Zenithian Legend]

How about a hitman, that's usually a good way to get revenge.

[The Successful Dropout]

break his neck?

[levi333]

Yah, i suggest hiding under his car in a dark parking garage and cutting his achilles(sp?) tendon as he gets in, always good for a laugh or two.

[guessed]

Living well is the best revenge. Seriously, why bother with revenge? What did he do that you can't just ignore the memory of him?

[Dok Diamond]

put sugar in his gas tan and paintball his house

[Ericnmel99]

What type of job does he work at?

[1SwtDeception]

send him junk mails .. plenty of it

[The Successful Dropout]

or you can tie him up and play good ol' anal ring toss with the guys

[epobirs]

The destruction or corruption of everything he has ever held dear is good for starters.

[bmulligan]

Fuck his girlfriend. (I would have said wife, but even HE might not care, so fuck his girlfriend instead)

[Cracka]

rub dog shit under the door handle of his car a few minutes before he gets ready to leave

[snotnose_colossal]

If you have his email, go around and sign him up for everything u can think of. I suggest starting with newsletters from deranged celebrities, like Micheal Jackson.

Have Fun

[Zenithian Legend]

or if you have his actual address you could mail him michael jackson!

[darkmere]

read fight club for ideas...and i take no responsibility in your actions based on my suggestions...they are just ideas...
get his business card if he has one and then find an expensive ass car in a parking lot...preferably like a ferarri or some kind that the owner treats better than his own wife and kids...on the back of the business card write sorry about the dent, contact me (making a dent is optional due to the nature of the owner, and increases your chance of getting caught)...
if you know his home contact info (address and/or phone #) place an ad in the local personals...that could hurt his homelife...
i feel like i've encouraged more than enough deviant behavior this week...have fun...

[Arakias]

acts involving the classics such as fecal matter or urination usually are the best.
maybe even the old ex lax in the coffee kinda trick.
woo-whee.

[Xevious]

Living well is the best revenge. Seriously, why bother with revenge?

I agree. I had some bad boss but I survived. I still like to kick her ass but its just not worth the jail time.

[epobirs]

There is a series of books published under the pseudonym George Hayduke that provide endless suggestions for this sort of thing.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/102-8147044-5841751

[jmcc]

Saved from a discussion on Portal of Evil, because I always thought it was quite good:

Once when some complete dickhead tried to get some of my friends and I in trouble when we were in highschool we played this little trick.

We broke out the yellow pages and called every piano tuner.

"My mom is having her 60th birthday this friday. We really want to get the piano tuned for her. Can you come by thursday morning at 8:30am? I will give you a little something extra if you can come over exactly then and not call first, I want to keep this a secret from my mom."

Then we called every plumber.
"My mom is having her 60th birthday this friday. We really want to get her upstairs toilet fixed. Can you come by thursday morning at 8:45am? I will give you a little something extra if you can come over exactly then and not call first, I want to keep this a secret from my mom."

Then call every carpet installer.

Rug shampoo place.

Tow truck company to get the old heap out of the back yard.

Gravel delivery.

And on and on. It is pretty easy to fill someone's complete day from 8am to 5pm with various people coming over.

The guy we did it to, we picked the day of the week he was always off from work. We knew his neighbor and he said at around 11am the guy just started screaming. He had no idea who to call to stop it - who would be coming next?? Carpenters to wall in the shower downstairs? Exterminators for the roach problem?

We drove by at 2pm and there were about 50 trucks form various services parked out in front of this guys house. It was beautiful.

[ZForce915]

If you want a good revenge idea, PM me I have one that is so good I don't even want to post it. It's mean, will cause him harm and money, but it's noticeable.

[darkmere]

damn jmcc...my hat's off to you...i must remember that one

[crazytalkx]

Laxatives are always a good way to go. \:D/

[Zenithian Legend]

Living well is the best revenge. Seriously, why bother with revenge?

I agree. I had some bad boss but I survived. I still like to kick her ass but its just not worth the jail time.

Ya, well tell that to this guy

http://img13.exs.cx/img13/3536/princessbride40.jpg

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

[guessed]

jmcc: that sounds more like a way to get revenge on every piano tuner, plumber, carpenter, etc. in town. They are the ones out time and money. That is a terrible thing to do, these people are trying to earn a living.

[jmcc]

Keep in mind it's not my prank. As I said, I just reposted it.

[GameDude]

He lied to me and cheated me out of my commissions.

[levi333]

Report him. Im sure what he did was illegal.

[mousin]

yea, dont do anything childish and immature, do something legal, and get him what he really deserves. youll get something better then laughs if you do revenge him

[Fatesealer]

yea, dont do anything childish and immature, do something legal, and get him what he really deserves. youll get something better then laughs if you do revenge him

Yeah, but can't something legal be childish and mature? :lol: I'm just saying...

[Javery]

Living well is the best revenge.

Word. I quit my job 4 years ago to go to law school and my asshole boss just laughed and said "you know you have to read in school right? and actually use your brain - I don't think you will last." Well, who's laughing now? I never did anything directly to him for revenge or anything but it motivated me to study my ass off and I now have a job at one of the top law firms in the country and I make a shitload more in my first year here than he will in his life. I win.

[GameDude]

Report him. Im sure what he did was illegal.

I don't have anything in writing.

[GameDude]

Living well is the best revenge.

Word. I quit my job 4 years ago to go to law school and my asshole boss just laughed and said "you know you have to read in school right? and actually use your brain - I don't think you will last." Well, who's laughing now? I never did anything directly to him for revenge or anything but it motivated me to study my ass off and I now have a job at one of the top law firms in the country and I make a shitload more in my first year here than he will in his life. I win.

I'm just curious, ignore me if you want, but how much do you make? How much did you make when you first started? thanks!

[Javery]

I'm just curious, ignore me if you want, but how much do you make? How much did you make when you first started? thanks!

I guess since this message board is anonymous... I started out of college making $37,200 per year in 1997. Today, in my first year as a lawyer, I make $125,000 per year (plus a year-end bonus) and I'm getting a $10,000 raise on January 1, and then another $20,000 the next year and so on.... It's not out of the ordinary or anything - it's industry standard. The job is pure hell though - I'll probably only last a few years before I need to do something else...

[GameDude]

I'm just curious, ignore me if you want, but how much do you make? How much did you make when you first started? thanks!

I guess since this message board is anonymous... I started out of college making $37,200 per year in 1997. Today, in my first year as a lawyer, I make $125,000 per year (plus a year-end bonus) and I'm getting a $10,000 raise on January 1, and then another $20,000 the next year and so on.... It's not out of the ordinary or anything - it's industry standard. The job is pure hell though - I'll probably only last a few years before I need to do something else...

Are you, by any chance, a hot female that lives in the Cincinnati area? :)

[Javery]

Are you, by any chance, a hot female that lives in the Cincinnati area? :)

Heh, um... no. However, I have noticed a fair amount of hotties in my profession - smart chicks tend to take pretty good care of themselves health-wise. Lucky me! :D

[guardian_owl]

Well if he is married you can send a dozen roses with a hand written message like "Thanks for the great time Sugar, let's get together again some time!

-lustfully yours, Lucy"

Put some lipstick on (or get a female friend) and kiss the card, then spray the card with perfume.

But then again, that is pretty mean. :twisted:

[Graystone]

I need info where did you work.

[GameDude]

I need info where did you work.

A financial service company. You aren't my former boss, are you? :?

[Moxio]

I need info where did you work.

A financial service company. You aren't my former boss, are you? :?

Lmao what are the chances he's at CAG?

*nervous laughter*

>_>

[XboxMaster]

Saved from a discussion on Portal of Evil, because I always thought it was quite good:

Once when some complete dickhead tried to get some of my friends and I in trouble when we were in highschool we played this little trick.

We broke out the yellow pages and called every piano tuner.

"My mom is having her 60th birthday this friday. We really want to get the piano tuned for her. Can you come by thursday morning at 8:30am? I will give you a little something extra if you can come over exactly then and not call first, I want to keep this a secret from my mom."

Then we called every plumber.
"My mom is having her 60th birthday this friday. We really want to get her upstairs toilet fixed. Can you come by thursday morning at 8:45am? I will give you a little something extra if you can come over exactly then and not call first, I want to keep this a secret from my mom."

Then call every carpet installer.

Rug shampoo place.

Tow truck company to get the old heap out of the back yard.

Gravel delivery.

And on and on. It is pretty easy to fill someone's complete day from 8am to 5pm with various people coming over.

The guy we did it to, we picked the day of the week he was always off from work. We knew his neighbor and he said at around 11am the guy just started screaming. He had no idea who to call to stop it - who would be coming next?? Carpenters to wall in the shower downstairs? Exterminators for the roach problem?

We drove by at 2pm and there were about 50 trucks form various services parked out in front of this guys house. It was beautiful.


:rofl:


That is so awesome. But I wonder, did they use a pay phone?

[MeGaWC27]

Yah, i suggest hiding under his car in a dark parking garage and cutting his achilles(sp?) tendon as he gets in, always good for a laugh or two.

I don't think you'll be laughing when he starts the car with you under it...
And if you get out too late, he can chase you with his car :P