Contest (CAGcast #108) Win Devil May Cry 4 (PS3) w/Art Book!

[CheapyD]

Listen to CAGcast #108 (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=172871) for details!

[thorbahn3]

Cross in the ass would work.

[Autumn Star]

Kick 'em in the nuts.

[Dr Mario Kart]

Make it date my friend's girlfriend D:

[paintball745]

first i would take out a klondike ice cream bar then i would make him go to church for 1 month then after he did so and came back down to hell i would tell him the klondike bar was eaten by me out of boredom and he should have shelled out the $1.98 for his own klondike bar.

[MORT A POTTY]

two words:

Holy Water.

[StarWarpCrackerWave]

I'll show him Raptor Jesus.

[kchericeman1212]

id pepper spray him and then kick in the nuts for the finisher...... then teabag him:lol:

[a_bleak_tomorrow]

id give them some acid then lock them in a closet and loop banana phone by raffi on a boom box out side the door

[chakan]

Garlic enema?

[daft07]

To make a devil cry is to play heavy metal & rock music with the loudest speakers to break his giant horns. Then stick a Lightsaber into his eyes so the devil can bleed his eyes out. Probably in the end make him watch disney/ gayporn/ Soap opera forever until the devil cries.

P.S. if the devil still can't cry then he must enter a church and maybe he will cry. throw water into his face.

[davfer]

make him laugh until he cry

[Ragekod]

I would make a devil cry by tying him down and keeping his eyes wide open and making him watch a very painful Uwe Boll movie marathon followed by a movie discussion by people who think his movies are godly.

[zerowing]

Steal his solid gold fiddle.

[Master Shake]

Force it to live in Pennsylvania.

[darkshadows6000]

Banish the devli to live with Wombat.

[opportunity777]

Throw slices of salami at him.

[KingBroly]

I'd show him his monthly heating bill

[Hoffer]

I would kill him with kindness.

[biggrey]

make him play escape from bug island.

[cdietschrun]

Easy, convince him that that he dosen't exist.

[pete5883]

Stake in the heart.

[LiK]

I would kick him in the balls, spit in his face and then send him pictures of Wombat in High School Musical cosplay. TAKE THAT!

[jeter23]

I would throw some holy water on him.

[super_nerd]

I would make it do my homework. It'd probably explode into flames instead of crying though...

[entropic_soul]

Introduce him to my mother-in-law.

[BigFishCarl]

Give him a hug :D

[Mogambi]

Kick him in the Devil Junk.

[jonnyredbeard]

Super Soaker his eyes with a concoction on hot peppers and piss then spoon out his heart.

[bajingo]

make him play tambourine in a christian rock band

[Thomas96]

I'd ask GOD to make him cry.

[NinjaMajik]

Sit him down for an all day marathon of The Sound of Music.

[FoxHoundADAM]

Make him listed to EMO.....oh wait he probably would like that.

[Danimal]

Take him to the zoo, then douse him with peanut oil and elephant pheremones and knock him into the elephant pen.

[SeanAmI]

Make him play Devil May Cry 2

[Dante Devil]

I'd have him talk to famous Scientologist Tom Cruise. Tom would explain Scientology and its beliefs. The Devil would then start laughing so much that tears would start coming out of his eyes. "Man, that shit is so funny, Tom!" replied the Devil as tears rolled down his cheeks.

[PawnTakesKing]

Submit him to the worst gaming marathon ever, starting all the way back with E.T. on the Atari 2600. Then he could work his way up through classics like Superman 64, Pulse Racer, all of the Petz games, Super Rub-a-Dub, and multiple other selections from Hell's very own bargain bin. He would either die trying to complete all of these games or decide it's not worth it and just commit suicide. Either way, I win.

[traslin]

I'd send his lover, Saddam Hussein, to heaven.

[InuFaye]

To Make A Devil Cry:

Simply Make Him Visit Neo-GAF.

[Johnny-C]

Make him watch Oscar Gold: http://video.aol.com/video-detail/american-dad-oscar-gold-trailer/2157214784

[dacool561]

Oh i dunno, maybe SING HIM THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD!

[waterbil]

First of all, I am convinced that Britney Spears is the devil so I would first entice her free booze and alcohol and right before consumption I would rip the contraband from her hands and flush them down the toilet.

In the video game world, however, I would have to pull out his nose hairs to make the devil cry. The pulling of nose hairs immediately brings tears to anyone’s eyes.

[SeanNOLA]

Steal his solid gold fiddle.
EDIT: steal his BIG ASS (solid gold fiddle-shaped) CHAINZ!

[djsilke]

i would have sexual relations with rosanne barr and make him watch....FOREVER:hot:

[SteveDaWonder]

I would make him play the Atari E.T.

[chris owns u]

Explain how great this game make him play the first 3 games and then give him devil may cry 4 he puts it in to his PS3 so excited to play it and a 20 minute load time pop's up...he breaks down.

[Gorvi]

I'd lock him in a room with Flonne from Disgaea. :)

[Darknyss]

Give him an "in-shirt XMB" t-shirt and then tell him there won't be any announcements. Oh well, it worked for me *sniffle*

[Napegator]

give 'em some loooove

[wickerjoe]

I'd get him Blu Ray player with a HD-DVD copy of Brian's Song.

[beeeatsme]

Enya.

[Ghostcri]

Donkey punch.

[twen]

Have him listen to the CAGcast.

[bobthecat23]

give him a hd dvd player

[juvo]

Play him the world's smallest violin. :-({|=

[Ashadelo]

Force him to play through Eternal Darkness

[tinman_licks]

Devil may cry when his mother in law moves in...

[kvadair]

Tell him how you enter this contest.

If that fails tell him he has to take advantage of a Wii sale at Amazon.

[SnotRocket]

I would offer him my grandmas peanut butter cookies, then deny him any and eat them all myself. They are THAT good.

[NateWhs152]

Love him

[nftsljl]

to hang with my inlaws!

[Porksta]

Kill God myself. Obviously that's the only way.

[Darklighter]

Make him listen to Barney music?

[Jehuty]

Make him listen to CheapyD's George Takei impressions.

[GLOCKGLOCK]

I'd rip off his horns and step on his tail. LOL

[eskimo]

Erase his FFVII save file

[Shadowgram]

Makes him chop onion, it gets me every time T_T

[eau]

Make him fight Dante!

[jman619]

make him give my 82 year old grandma a sponge bath. That should do it.

[Foxhoundx]

Make him play Superman 64 for 64 days!

[Oktoberfest]

make him cut up onions

[Baron O Hell]

To make a devil cry I would rape them and have a devil baby. Then put the devil baby up for adoption. The devil would cry because it couldn't see it's devil baby any more.

[jello00]

pull off his pubic hairs with tweezers!

[cheaperthanever]

take away his wii

[Ender]

One word: bukkake.

[Bartex]

I would make Him chop onions!

[ptuck874]

let him lick my swheaty balls :)

[mxpowar]

Make him cross the street with an old lady and then cross back because the old lady forgot where she was going.

[gpn]

Kill his kitten.

[radjago]

Make the devil do good deeds. That'll make him tear up.

[lingenfelser]

To make a Devil Cry downgrade 'em from a Gold Xbox Live Membership to Silver.:bomb:

[carpwrist]

make him watch Wombat porn.

[gunm]

Force him to watch the last scene in Field of Dreams.

Even demons have daddy issues.

[Mr. Wiggly]

Tell him he's not as cool as the Slayer lyrics make him sound.

[Strider2K99]

Steal his candy.

[frithion]

Make him watch that episode of Full House where their grandpa dies. Gets me every time :(

[NOXER]

I would rape him in Marvel vs Capcom 2 ITS MAHVEL BABYEE HE SO PRINGLES WHERE YA CURLEH MUSTACHE

[ElfAngel7]

sic Battle Pope on his ass

[rogueweapon]

make him watch the new Knight Rider show.

[AshesofWake]

pluck out his pubes one by one.

[GodlyOne]

A devil would probably cry if it saw a video of itself intoxicated and eating a burger off the floor while murmuring incoherently. Maybe.

[spamfree2]

Poopie diaper duty for a week... :P~~~

[DiddlyKong]

I'd give that devil a purple nurple.

[ISHCM]

The Devil May Cry....

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c196/DQyangus/val_kilmer_fat.jpg

[sublime90]

id make him watch transformers on dvd

[razor05x]

Play hide the banana.

[JMEPO]

Make him let Jesus take over hell.

[AttackingHobo]

I would replace the graphics of the sharks in my game with devils and PANCH them hard.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/387363

[Dave4086]

Two words:

Turkish Prison

[Hostile]

I'd read "Old Yeller" to the devil.

[katzd2007]

Simply put Womat if he can make little kids cry he can make a devil cry.
J/K though Wombat

[Raider]

Make him play Devil May Cry 4. ouch. :)

[keyweez360]

I'd whip out the Auto-9 and blow one of his horns off.

Yup.

[buzzcola]

make him listen to major nelson

[tsunami_bomb3r]

talk about his dead human mother.

[doraemonkerpal]

I would force him to argue in threads on gamefaqs. :lol:

[kube00]

Well here are a few things I would do, go make him play Looney Tunes Acme Arsenal for Wii while I kick him in the nuts repeatably.

Or make him surf the gamefaqs social boards until he cries due to the lack of grammar, general order, and/or anything that makes sense.

[LedZep1]

It's easy to make the devil cry, just take one from Valve's playbook;

make him incinerate his companion cube.

[wsninja]

Id tell em his mom wears combat boots...and then say how do ya like them apples!

[PenguinoMF]

Kick his ass at fiddling.

[fieldkillah]

Sodomize him with a crucifix lubed up with holy water

[COLTSbaby1]

If you bought an HD DVD player the Devil "inside" will cry! :applause:http://card.mygamercard.net/community/xba/COLTSbaby1.png

[H.Cornerstone]

make him watch Old Yeller.

[Rig]

Make him listen to Soulja Boy.

[Jake_Jenova]

Tie him up in a chair while holding his eyes up watching re-runs of "The Golden Girls" on Lifetime!

[Porksta]

Buy him this:

http://flickr.com/photos/sepultura/2282088722/

[primedrctv]

and then lock him in my room, with only the worst games for each system, like: Kriss-Kross, make my video, Atari Pac-Man, Shaq Fu, Drake, Kabuki Warriors, and Bomberman Act Zero. Eventually, He would cry, just to be let out.

[controlcommerce]

Tell him he invested all his money into HD-DVD.

[pablo_vllj]

Give him a puppy for a month or two so becomes attached to it, then install a time bomb on the puppy, tell the devil that the bomb is connected to a nintendo 64 and the only way to pause the timer is by playing superman 64 over and over...

[xraytd]

Holy water in the face!

[vanilla_shakin_it]

force him to play superman 64...FOR AN ETERNITY!

[Bojizzle]

Take away his control over the American government

[dragonsho]

Make him watch Mind of Mencia forever.

[Arcademode]

I'd make him listen to the Shipwrecks!
Ouch!

[Jerry-kun]

I'd remind him that his only reason for existence is as a counterbalance, to ensure that mankind does, in fact, have true free will, and that his rebellion and subsequent banishment were pre-planned. Pretty sure that'd do it.

Or possibly just erase his nearly complete KH2 save file, after completing Jiminy's Journal but not having finished the final battle. That'd make me cry, anyway.

[maskmanx]

Have Val Kimmer eat Hoff's' left over sloppy burger, and take a huge crap on his hoofs and tell him it's Kanuki foot gel. Then tell Billy Blanks (SHOWDOWN) to get him to practice karate at Billy's Bootcamp with the crap on his feet. Billy Blanks will be instructing with dubbed over japanese. Then George Takai comes out and stabs him with a fencing sword. If he doesn't cry after that, you send him tickets to Wizard World LA a month after the covention.

[Alcedes]

D.T.T. devil titty twister

[Darkshowdo]

Id Stuff him In my Sister Closet and make him Torture Her.... Then id get bored of it then i kill it off with a chainsaw then take some holy water ( The Power of Christ Comples you), Then Burn it to ashes, then say here want him back?!

[Prowl]

Make him use a PC, not a mac. ;)

[mriswyth]

Exorcizo te, omnis spiritus immunde, in nomine Dei Patris omnipotentis, et in noimine Jesu Christi Filii ejus, Domini et Judicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus Sancti, ut descedas ab hoc plasmate Dei CheapyD, quod Dominus noster ad templum sanctum suum vocare dignatus est, ut fiat templum Dei vivi, et Spiritus Sanctus habitet in eo. Per eumdem Christum Dominum nostrum, qui venturus est judicare vivos et mortuos, et saeculum per ignem.

[moleson]

give him the link to meatspin.com

[FrEaKsHoW]

That is awesome. Man, I remeber tose good old days.

[arcticsilver]

give him 56k... dialupppppp

[Cursor]

Show him a naked picture of Wombat?

[TyRiKe]

have him watch a couple episodes of Hanna Montana

[genneo]

I would kill him, would you kindly.

[Purkeynator]

Make him beat Ninja Gaiden Black on the hardest difficulty

[HotShotX]

I'd tell him that now that the format wars are over, he's out of a job and Sony doesn't need his ass anymore.

~HotShotX

[contej85]

Make him wait for a 20 minute install to play his game?

I kid I kid.

[ProtoEXE88]

I would have to beat him at the Fiddle.

[strdr4]

Neuter him.

[Z_meista]

I'll make him play the Bible Game forever!

[Hurricanespence]

It's been said before, but I'd say out-fiddling him is still the best.

[Hsith]

Holy water on his eyes, then I'll teabag him

[Whambamm]

I'd make it so everyone acts like he doesn't exist, then he'd wallow in his loneliness.

[blackhole82]

Drink all his kool aid

[JoshiePoo757]

Nero is a $$$ a punk a no good motherfucker. he would'nt share his 8 ball of coke with me Dante you are a punk a $$$ a mother fucking piece of shit. I would break his back, fuck his ass and make him humble.

[Loonknight]

Force him to watch the "Best" movies of all time for all eternity. Movies such as..."Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie, Lawnmower man II: Beyond Cyberspace, Mortal Kombat II: Annihilation, Speed 2: Cruise Control." (just the thought of those movies again...::shudder::)

[Theduck]

I would run over to to him, gently break the news that hell froze over, that would then be followed by a peg to the nuts, that would then be followed by a teabag, which would then be followed with a pie to the face. I will then put a football helmet on, start doing jazz hands, and obnoxiously yell in a melody like tone "REAAAALITY CHEEEECK". Then I would put the video of me doing this on youtube, so that he would be internally embarrassed and never to be taken seriously by his minions or anyone ever again. I am sure this would get some tears out. =)

[fastdiver82]

make him play all the lousy wii ports in the world (chicken shoot anyone?).
OR
make him try to explain activision's guitar hero 3 download scheme

[Nelo Ice]

tell him no one loves him and that i paid his parents to love him

[TheMoor]

get him a xbox 360...without a hard drive

[aihuman]

purified salt and Jesus.

[Dark Slayer120]

Take the Cag forums away!

[Jest]

Make him endure 30 minute install before playing a console game.

[whoknows]

I'd give him a dollar that I wrote "You Suck" on.

That would may anyone cry

[aladiesman]

Make him live with Saddam Hussein.

[bardockkun]

Send him to Hot Topics so he can bitch about how crappy the shirts look and how all guys now seem to be wearing girl's clothes. Then let him vent back in hell about how the world we live in is a hell in it's own right and how he's more goth then them by shitting bats, only to be mocked and ridiculed even more until he disappears into his corner never to be heard from again and we will know that when there is no room in hell the dead will walk the earth...specifically the malls and Hot Topics.

[Klank]

Give him some silver kryptonite then tell him the cake is a lie! (if its a devil superman you never said it its not)

[Vegan]

There was this one King's Quest game, I think it was part 5, where this devil guy wouldn't let you pass unless you could make him cry. The solution was to hold a hand mirror up to his face.

So, yeah. Is that emo enough for you?

[Richlough]

Tell him that DMC 4 is not any different from the first 3 games .;)

[Maklershed]

I would make him cry by turning all of his favorite websites (www.pitchforks.com ?) into Rick Roll pages.

[KingCrow02]

Ball breaker and nipple twister!!

[Bioshocked360]

Make him go on American Gladiators!

[Emptybottle]

Tea-bag him.

[method47]

Don't invite him to my birthday.

[CAGIronMan]

Show him a picture of you, Cheapy. and if that don't work, then a picture of Wombat. :P

[neushane]

Show him my grandmother's boobs. I saw them once as a kid and I almost died. Hate to see what they look like 20 years later.

[steverl22]

I'ld let him meet my son's mom then have him pay child support like I do...that ish makes me cry often.

[Senor Hurt]

Cheapy D: I would just do an impersonation of George Takai as KITT of Knight Rider!!! j/k

[trent82]

i'd banish the devil to a realm with a one console future...and that one console would be ngage.

[pop311]

I would take away his pacifier. That would most definitely make him cry.

[Ivanhoe]

Shove aquaman comics down his throat !!!!

[Adrael]

How to make a devil cry? seriously? so... we ended up going with that one, did we? Ok, why not? I'll play.

I'd make a devil cry by telling him he only has about 11 months left in the White House. What? too politically Fair and Balanced? fine. :roll: Let's see...

Oh yeah, how about forcing him to babysit CheapyT whenever Cheapy wants to. I mean, no offense to Young Master Tai, he's very cute but explosive bowel movements that run down your arm while you hold him? yeah, no, that's gotta sting. I dare anyone not to shed a tear just thinking about such assignment(can we give a hand to OG, people?). :)


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a91/Shalnark/22.gif Ja ne! :-P

[Falion]

You can make a devil cry by telling him that his impression of George Takei needs a LOT of work. ;)

[lwh1993]

more cowbell always kills em

[Hrothgar]

Tie him up, read Chicken Soup for a Devil's Soul with Handel's Messiah playing in the background.

[MattJ1991]

Make him pay for over priced Virtual Console and Live Arcade games. :bomb:

[BigD63]

make him install games to his ps3 harddrive

[usernameme]

40 wacks with a wet noodle cooked in garlic seasoned holy water ;)

[hcamacho]

To bath him in a holy water sauna, for whole enternity.....

[scion of ys]

make him watch of the show "the view" for all eternity.......

[neozion]

Can a devil really cry? I mean, i'd guess his tears would be something like crocodile tears. But then is that considered crying? In that case, the only way to make him cry, id have to put him in a situation where he would be close to a potential prey. In my case, Donny Osmond.

[ekoshyun]

Throw pieces of cheese at him.

[willardhaven]

stomp 'em in the nuts (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CNrqiQymDTA)

[AngellicLulu]

Sing Celine Dion music.

[Slayzz]

When the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy starts decorating in hell.

[LunaticPuma]

pandora's box of awesomeness

[afedock]

I would make him play 99 Tears.

[GenDV138]

I would make him play Virtual Boy 24/7.

[rywateska]

Put him in a blender, all the water would run out.

[robdees]

Put him to work fixing red-ringed 360's while listening to an endless loop of Nickleback, Creed, and Hinder.

[MattX66]

Make him watch Uwe Boll Movies on repeat FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(cue evil laugh)

[underliness]

Make him play CoD4 on veteran with the controls and aiming, handling like Kane & Lynch.

[able_to_think]

lock him in a room with my dog after my dog ate five bananas.

[sigtheman]

Have him attend the catholic school that I had to during my middle school years. Nobody and I mean nobody can stand against a hardcore teacher-nun.

[FISSIONMAILEDGF]

Force him to watch "Saved by the Bell" reruns until his eyes explode. lol

[PipTheFair]

Play the end of MGS3 on repeat until he is a gibbering mass of tears and depression.

[Terabyte7]

Lock him in a small room with Hillary Clinton.

[noblehuman]

cut onions in front of his face

[sayHey]

Make him play himself, on expert, at guitar hero III.

[mkg12]

Cut off all the white from his finger nails. His wife doesn't like that.

[dude2003]

have him play ET

[Morpheus]

Put him against George W. Bush. Mission accomplished!!!

[DrCaligari]

Mace him with Axe body spray.

[Gamer SDP]

a la anime antagonist-be even more evil then the devil and torture him until he is writhing in pain and begs for some holy water

[mac101010]

sing "How Could This Happen To Me" by Simple Plan

[dekar350]

Super Soaker with Holy Water. Thank you, From Dusk til Dawn!

[Decepticreep]

Take him to a sad movie.

[atomsk]

cut his head off... with my penis.

[McBacon]

Probably just go with the nut stamp.

[neonglow]

Take over his realm.

[TheHiei]

Make him sit through the 25 minute installation of this game, :P

[sith_mog]

Show him 2 girls with 1 cup

[ravenxl]

Have him endure the trials and tribulations of the XBox 360 repair program.

[pinebarrens]

waterboarding

[Overclocked]

I would make him drink cold diet coke (that stuff burns!) really fast ... diet coke made with holy water.

[DreadMech]

Play Soldier of Fortune: Payback

or

Sit and wait for the 5GB installation time for DMC4 to play it.

[Admiral Ackbar]

Bake muffins, and not share any with him.

Either that or rip off his head, piss down his throat, and then shove his face so far up his ass that he's forced to drink it.

But I'll probably go with the muffins.

[Gregory_Tea]

You don't.............he makes YOU cry.

[smarkbran]

make him play devil may cry 2....GAWD that game sucked balls!

[Top4t]

show him a pic of cheapys frombie!

[yowoe]

Make/convince him to buy bad games- at full retail! E.g., Convince/persuade him to buy Cruis'n, or some equally bad shovelware.

[thadwhit]

shit on its face.

[pelf21]

holy water in the face....

[miyamotofreak]

Make him play Devil May Cry 2.

[corrosivefrost]

i'd taunt him about never being able to go home or get a hug from his father.

[darkandlong]

Pretty easy: Make it watch Old Yeller.

[fleethefactory]

Go pee-pee in his Coke.

[Longshot099]

Make him play Devil May Cry 3 (original edition) on the hardest difficulty level. (The GH remake made this game playable!)

[BLUEMANRULE]

Praying for a devil always kills it! Kindness is a jab while prayer is the right cross (haymaker, if you will).

[nadsofed]

Devil's don't cry.

[DJSteel]

Force him to complete Superman 64..

[phreak5k]

fuck 'em up

[Damianogre]

I'd bite him in the butt. That always makes devils cry.

[itachiitachi]

shoot his dog.

[Batmonkey]

I'd beat his ass with a bag of onions.:bomb:

[SnatchMan]

I would give him a xbox360 with the rrod and make him play sonic the hedgehog on the ps3.

[Quiet Storm]

Tell Him GTA4 was pushed back again!

[Limet]

I'd Send Brittney Spears down there...

[maxgle]

Make everyone believe in God or give devil Shaq Fu for SNES.

[KongaKing]

I'd show him a childhood picture of shipwreck

[nadroj1485]

Id force him to listen to an entire IGN podcast.

[Niblet]

RRoD his 360.

[Dreamer]

I would make him save all the little fishies in Downstream Panic!

[Infinity]

I'd play all of the segments of the CAGcast about poop, farts, or a frombe picture. From the past 6 months.

[gatorcat]

First, I would start by pulling out her little back hairs...I would then run an ice cube seductively down her back. Yep, that should do it.

[muddyjunk]

Strap that bastard into the eye-prying seat from Clockwork Orange, open meatspin.com

[spree4567]

Make him play Big Rigs

[redgopher]

Force him to work with this one client I'm working with right now, I swear to god, I'm going to kick this son of a bitch in the taint.