View Full Version : Ask a stupid question about video games!
pittpizza
02-27-2008, 03:16 PM
I've ran into these in some other forums and thought I'd start one here. They can get really fun and hilarious. Basically just answer the question asked in the post before you, and then ask your own.
First question:
Why does Banjo keep Kazooie in a backpack?
JolietJake
02-27-2008, 03:17 PM
A. Beats carrying his ass all over the place.
Q. Why doesn't Mario just kill Luigi?
CocheseUGA
02-27-2008, 03:18 PM
CAG Lifestyle & Off Topic Talk about anything you like, as long as it's not video game related.
JolietJake
02-27-2008, 03:19 PM
CAG Lifestyle & Off Topic Talk about anything you like, as long as it's not video game related.Oh come off it.:roll:
lokizz
02-27-2008, 03:29 PM
because hes stronger than kazookie and since he cant necessarily fly ( he glides bostly) its easier for him to be in the bag.
of course the better way to awnser that is the designers came up with an idea for a charcter following the 2 protagonist model and that was the way to make it work( one in the bag one carrying the bag). it also made it possible to have more moves based on each persns abilities and attributes. im so pissed the next game is an xbox exclusive.
Number83
02-27-2008, 03:39 PM
A. Beats carrying his ass all over the place.
Q. Why doesn't Mario just kill Luigi?
a. Because thier mom would cry.
Q. Does all our base really belong to us?
darthbudge
02-27-2008, 03:41 PM
a. Because thier mom would cry.
Q. Does all our base really belong to us?
To us? Yes, to stupid people? No.
Q. Is "Do you want to play with my Wii?" A good pickup line?
mr ryles
02-27-2008, 03:45 PM
Strell will play with anyone's Wii
darthbudge
02-27-2008, 03:49 PM
Strell will play with anyone's Wii
A. Yes. But No Thank You.
Q. In the Objectivist Utopia that is Rapture. Was it wrecked by human kind's greed and selfish ambition? Or was it a flawed idea to start with?
Damnit, I forgot this is the STUPID game question thread.
carpwrist
02-27-2008, 05:31 PM
A. Yes. But No Thank You.
Q. In the Objectivist Utopia that is Rapture. Was it wrecked by human kind's greed and selfish ambition? Or was it a flawed idea to start with?
Damnit, I forgot this is the STUPID game question thread.
A. Rapture is not wrecked... everyt...hing... is und.er... con..trol.... "from the office of Andrew Ryan"
Q. What the hell is in a red turtle shell that gives it tracking abilities?
Zenithian Legend
02-27-2008, 05:47 PM
Hmm, this topic smells like Gamefaqs... why not keep fads where they belong, eh?
eswat
02-27-2008, 05:49 PM
A: Because the internet is for porn fads
Q: Anyone else mistakenly called Cliffy B, Clefairy B?
Ender
02-27-2008, 06:40 PM
A: No. (Your question sucked.)
Q: Why doesn't anyone fix the awful Devil May Cry save game system?
crystalklear64
02-27-2008, 07:21 PM
Q: Fail?
A: Yes.
bostonfrontier
02-28-2008, 12:51 PM
Q: why is Mario's name "Mario Mario"?
Chase
02-28-2008, 01:27 PM
A: 'Cause his parents were inspired by the TV show "Sister Sister" (they traveled back in time to name Mario)
Q: Why is Shy Guy such a bastard in Mario Party?
pittpizza
03-03-2008, 09:53 AM
A: Because he really wants to be on broadway...but is too shy, so he is bitter.
Q: If Peach were to enter into a love triangle with Mario and Luigi, would they practice "bros before ho's"?
urzishra14
03-03-2008, 12:18 PM
A:.. in this case no.. mario always gets the peach..
Q: why do PS1 graphics suck when compared to SNES?
pittpizza
03-03-2008, 01:59 PM
A: Because Sony is Nintendo's bitch.
Q: What is Solid Snake's middle name?
CrimGhost
03-03-2008, 06:21 PM
A: Wang
Q: METAL GEAR?
sgs89
03-03-2008, 06:33 PM
A: Yes, please.
Q: Who would win in an all-out brawl, Ratchet or Jak?
becuzimbrown
03-03-2008, 06:34 PM
A: Ratchet, he has more weapons
Q: What is the sum of the number of lines of dialogue and the number of different sound effects , multiplied by the square root of the number of hours of music in Halo 3?
Foo228
03-03-2008, 07:23 PM
09759x34907890=9742-923085/08343--->666
Q: Why do my friends call Yoshi "Ya-she"
JimmieMac
03-03-2008, 07:27 PM
Gamefaqs has filed a cease and desist order for stealing their forum gimmick.
becuzimbrown
03-03-2008, 07:35 PM
09759x34907890=9742-923085/08343--->666
Q: Why do my friends call Yoshi "Ya-she"
thats wrong, and therefore i will not accept that answer.
Foo228
03-03-2008, 07:39 PM
thats wrong, and therefore i will not accept that answer.
3? 23? 228?
your actually expecting the right answer?
becuzimbrown
03-03-2008, 07:42 PM
3? 23? 228?
your actually expecting the right answer?
hell to the yes.
pittpizza
03-04-2008, 03:03 PM
A: It's a trick question, there is no right answer!
Q: Does Capt. Olimar have a viable products liability action against the manufacturer of his space ship becasue its airbags didn't deploy when he crashed?
bostonfrontier
03-04-2008, 03:20 PM
A: It's a trick question, there is no right answer!
Q: Does Capt. Olimar have a viable products liability action against the manufacturer of his space ship becasue its airbags didn't deploy when he crashed?
A: Yes
Q: Which is the final Final fantasy?.... The first Final Fantasy or the last Final Fantasy?
plasticbathmonki
03-04-2008, 04:05 PM
A: The next one after the most current release.
Q: Leisure Suit Larry: casanova or registered sex offender?
sgs89
03-04-2008, 04:11 PM
A: The next one after the most current release.
Q: Leisure Suit Larry: casanova or reigistered sex offender?
A: Grade-A pervert.
Q: Over/under on the date that the PS3 drops in price: November 15, 2008
becuzimbrown
03-04-2008, 04:58 PM
A: It's a trick question, there is no right answer!
Q: Does Capt. Olimar have a viable products liability action against the manufacturer of his space ship becasue its airbags didn't deploy when he crashed?
but there is a right answer :(
i wrote it down and everything :(
pittpizza
03-05-2008, 09:06 AM
A: Neither, it will drop in price if and only if the sum of all fears gets released in bluray.
Q: Why is Wario so fat?
Ikohn4ever
03-05-2008, 09:17 AM
A: Neither, it will drop in price if and only if the sum of all fears gets released in bluray.
Q: Why is Wario so fat?
Because Waluigi is so thin
Why is this thread still alive?
pittpizza
03-05-2008, 10:29 AM
A: Because Ocarina of Time is the best Zelda ever.
Q: WHo would win in a knife fight between yoshi and petey piranha?