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Grave_Addiction
08-13-2004, 11:17 AM
This shit is like crack! I've been addicted to it since I was about 10 and am still eating the hell outta it.

There have been several flavors of Twang over the years like lemon-lime, chili pepper and pickle, but my favorite has to be the Pickle Twang.

For those of you who have no clue what Twang is, it's basically a beer salt, but you can use it on all sorts of different things, like popcorn and poon.

I think it's mainly sold in Texas, but they have a website at www.twang.com where you can buy some cases. They used to send out free samples, but people started abusing that, so they took it away.

Anyway, some of you guys have to try this out. I want all of you to be addicted to Twang just like I am.

http://twang.com/images/pickle.jpg

Ericnmel99
08-13-2004, 11:20 AM
huh....never heard of it. No twang up here in NY. (or at least ive never seem it)

ZForce915
08-13-2004, 11:22 AM
This shit is like crack! I've been addicted to it since I was about 10 and am still eating the hell outta it.

There have been several flavors of Twang over the years like lemon-lime, chili pepper and pickle, but my favorite has to be the Pickle Twang.

For those of you who have no clue what Twang is, it's basically a beer salt, but you can use it on all sorts of different things, like popcorn and poon.

I think it's mainly sold in Texas, but they have a website at www.twang.com where you can buy some cases. They used to send out free samples, but people started abusing that, so they took it away.

Anyway, some of you guys have to try this out. I want all of you to be addicted to Twang just like I am.

http://twang.com/images/pickle.jpg

Never had Twang, but I'm hooked on the 'tang!

Derwood43
08-13-2004, 11:23 AM
You can occasionally get Twang here in OK. Usually the more run-down gas stations. The lime made me sick when I ate it. Haven't had/seen any pickle flavor.

Grave_Addiction
08-13-2004, 11:40 AM
I once dared my friend to down a 1.15 oz. shaker of Twang when we were standing in line for a haunted house. Now that may not sound like a lot, but the main ingredient in Twang is salt, followed by crack.

Well, he downed the entire bottle and was barely able to get it all down his throat. He was okay for about 10 minutes, but then started getting pretty bad stomach pain.

He started walking back to his car, and I followed being the kind and caring friend that I am. He made about halfway there before he was bent over puking his guts out. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off everytime a new wave of vomit shot from his mouth.

Grave_Addiction
08-13-2004, 11:41 AM
You can occasionally get Twang here in OK. Usually the more run-down gas stations. The lime made me sick when I ate it. Haven't had/seen any pickle flavor.

Light weight. :D

Gothic Walrus
08-13-2004, 11:50 AM
Never seen it before. Must not be a Midwest thing.

After that story about our friend puking, though, I think I'm glad that I've never tried the stuff...

cag1000
08-13-2004, 12:00 PM
hmm looks interesting i wanna slather it all over the "poon" and lick till my twingy is twangin like a horse doggy down by the salon hotter than a pig in a hen house yeeee haaaawww

ex0
08-13-2004, 12:03 PM
hmm looks interesting i wanna slather it all over the "poon" and lick till my twingy is twangin like a horse doggy down by the salon hotter than a pig in a hen house yeeee haaaawww
Worst.Post.EVER.

daphatty
08-13-2004, 02:10 PM
it's basically a beer salt, but you can use it on all sorts of different things, like popcorn and poon.
http://twang.com/images/pickle.jpg

:shock: You flavor your poon with this?!?! If your meaning of poon is the same as mine, then you need to have a chat with your lady friends. Either that or you need to pick cleaner women.

Pancake Rabbit
08-13-2004, 02:24 PM
ahahha pickle salt on your poon awhhahhahaha

Grave_Addiction
08-13-2004, 02:29 PM
it's basically a beer salt, but you can use it on all sorts of different things, like popcorn and poon.
http://twang.com/images/pickle.jpg

:shock: You flavor your poon with this?!?! If your meaning of poon is the same as mine, then you need to have a chat with your lady friends. Either that or you need to pick cleaner women.

Well ya know, sometimes it's good to add a different flavor to your meal when you're eating dinner.

RBM
08-13-2004, 02:30 PM
hmm looks interesting i wanna slather it all over the "poon" and lick till my twingy is twangin like a horse doggy down by the salon hotter than a pig in a hen house yeeee haaaawww
Worst.Post.EVER.

Hehehehe! I enjoyed it, actually. :imwithst:

Jaket
08-13-2004, 02:31 PM
idk why you would need salt stuff for a chicks poon, i only like the stuff that needs no cover-up taste \:D/

daphatty
08-13-2004, 02:32 PM
Sorry man but salty poon just doesn't taste good. ANd there is no way it tastes even better as pickled salt. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous. :puke: Reminds me of an ex-gf. :puke:

Grave_Addiction
08-13-2004, 02:37 PM
idk why you would need salt stuff for a chicks poon, i only like the stuff that needs no cover-up taste \:D/

C'mon, everything tastes a bit better with some sugar or spices.

Grave_Addiction
08-13-2004, 02:38 PM
Sorry man but salty poon just doesn't taste good. ANd there is no way it tastes even better as pickled salt. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous. :puke: Reminds me of an ex-gf. :puke:

Hahaha, dude don't make me tell you my stink palm story. I posted it on here awhile back, but if that makes you wanna puke, the stink palm would certainly make you hurl.

Mr. Anderson
08-13-2004, 02:43 PM
Hell yeah Grave! It must be a Texan thing. I smother that shit on pickles.

Moxio
08-13-2004, 02:58 PM
I've never heard of that stuff, but I'm tempted to go on a crazy minimart spree to find it.

You know any major retailers that might possibly carry it?

Grave_Addiction
08-13-2004, 03:02 PM
I've never heard of that stuff, but I'm tempted to go on a crazy minimart spree to find it.

You know any major retailers that might possibly carry it?

It's usually just gas stations, but if you go the website, you can buy an entire case of this addiction in a pouch.

MrBadExample
08-30-2004, 11:19 AM
I ordered the sample pack from the website and just got it last week. Very good stuff!! Thanks for the heads up.

OneThousandFingers
08-30-2004, 12:05 PM
This is the most aped-up topic I've ever seen.

Disgusting.

Pickle-salt on poon, heh heh...

snotknocker
08-30-2004, 01:20 PM
I thought you were supposed to put tang on your poon and not twang

zewone
08-30-2004, 01:36 PM
Sounds intresting I'll have to try it if I ever see it. Never seen it in CA though.

EDIT: Oh wait I actually have some in my house...damn I'm dumb. The lemon-lime beer one actually goes quite well with beer. Better than lucas. Hopefully I can try out the pickle flavor.

Steggy
08-30-2004, 01:39 PM
damn... i thought that said I am addicted to wang.... then I saw the piic of a pickle lol. Damn I need to sober up.

jetblac
08-30-2004, 01:46 PM
I like my Poon plain, thank you very much.
wouldn't it burn though? like salt on a open cut... I mean, it is a open cut...