Noob Alert!

[defender]

Well I started on a site to alert those who need to be alerted that they are a noob.

I am having a flash animation made that will alert the person that in fact they are a noob.

If anyone is interested in making alternative flash animations for the site please LMK.

http://www.noobalert.com

Basically the site will have a form that will allow a user to email a noob alert to another person. The email will instruct the recipient to go to a flash animation.

:-)

Enjoy.

[Jaket]

LMFAO! thats gonna be sweet when its done!

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Look who it is on the right. Thank you defender for putting the letter there where his... is.

[defender]

Look who it is on the right. Thank you defender for putting the letter there where his... is.

Thanks for pointing that out..I gotta change it.

[ex0]

DLF's picture re-appearing in memory... ahhhh!

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Look who it is on the right. Thank you defender for putting the letter there where his... is.

Thanks for pointing that out..I gotta change it.

AHHH! NOOOOOO! MY EYES! :shock: :puke:

[Ericnmel99]

LOL thats awsome.

[Mr. Anderson]

Lmao. DLF's picture is classic.

[cag1000]

lol who was that guy on the left

[punqsux]

you should totally use the pic of anderson with the spghetti hanging out of his mouth ^^

(no offence)

[AdamInPlaidum]

You rang? Sorry I'm late, I was trying to sell Mega Man Collection to someone for $35. Then I quit in the middle of a game on Xbox Live because I was losing.

[PawnTakesKing]

Wow, finally a website for me.

[AdamInPlaidum]

Wow, finally a website for me.

You're encroaching all over my n00biosity.

[defender]

anyone who wants to submit a clear picture of themselves as a noob will get $20 VGD credit it if is used :-)

[Mr_hockey66]

Defender once again you rule! I allmost spit milk out my nose seeing DFL again. MAN boobs oR NOOBS don't know what's worse!

[PawnTakesKing]

Wow, finally a website for me.

You're encroaching all over my n00biosity.

I have a dream of a place where all n00bs can come together and frolic in peace and happiness. Good thing it's only a dream.

In that case, I guess I concede to the Forever n00b. :)

[Moxio]

Rofl nice idea, Defender. Good luck!

[magilacudy]

You should cover up more of DLF's boob, or perhaps all of it. gross.

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

hey ill take one, but my picture quality isnt the greatest, defender, PM me a request of whsat stupid newb pose you want me to do and ill do it

[defender]

hey ill take one, but my picture quality isnt the greatest, defender, PM me a request of whsat stupid newb pose you want me to do and ill do it

Oh I am sure that you know how to pose like a noob.
:wink:

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

no, seriously..........i dont really have "man-boobs" so i cant make a DLF parody

[daphatty]

Jesus the least you could do is censor those fuckin tits man! :puke:

Awesome idea nonetheless!

[Xevious]

Aren't there legal issues to consider? Isn't this technically slandering?

You should do some research before putting up this website.

[bignick]

ha ha ah ah ah ahahah aha aha hahah a ha

DLF

ha ah ahaha ah aha ha ha ahah ahah ah

[SneakyPenguin]

Heh, I'll look through my archive of retarded self pics, try to find a n00b one.

Brilliant idea.

[defender]

Aren't there legal issues to consider? Isn't this technically slandering?

You should do some research before putting up this website.


What legal issues? He posted that pic of himself here in this forums.
I don't believe calling someone a noob is slander...I think you might be the first person I send an alert to.

:-)

[Xevious]

I think you might be the first person I send an alert to.


Note to myself: There is no point in defending defender.

[Dok Diamond]

this site gets better day by day

[biggestinuyashafan]

lol,that is hilarious. cool site (except for DLF on there).

[GameDude]

is that pic of that CAG guy really him?

[sying]

You owe me a new keyboard, i puked all over mine after I saw DLF's man mammaries.

Bigger letters=less manboob

[Dok Diamond]

more like "boob alert"

whats this i hear about credit

[Acrylic]

Wow, I'll try and make myself look as noobish as possible. :)

Are you serious about the $20 VGD credit?

[defender]

Wow, I'll try and make myself look as noobish as possible. :)

Are you serious about the $20 VGD credit?

Yes...I was serious.

[SneakyPenguin]

I'm going to look like an ass in these pics, but what the hell.

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/6428/fairy.th.jpg (http://img9.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img9&image=fairy5.jpg)

and

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/1626/TheSpaz.th.jpg (http://img9.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img9&image=TheSpaz.jpg)

I have too much time on my hands.

[punqsux]

I'm going to look like an ass in these pics, but what the hell.

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/6428/fairy.th.jpg (http://img9.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img9&image=fairy5.jpg)

and

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/1626/TheSpaz.th.jpg (http://img9.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img9&image=TheSpaz.jpg)

I have too much time on my hands.

damn thats some n00b-age!

im considering entering this contest lol

does dlf get a gift voucher? ^^

[Mr. Anderson]

anyone who wants to submit a clear picture of themselves as a noob will get $20 VGD credit it if is used :-)

http://img54.exs.cx/img54/6593/MEANNoodleMonster.jpg

[defender]

dlf gets to be an attention whore...that's his prize

[XboxMaster]

You still need a newb-poser?

[Moxio]

Lol it'd be cool if the image was animated. Like, flashing maybe?

[defender]

It will be a flash...that image is just a holder page. In the long run I hope to have multiple flashes to send out depending on what type of noob you need to send it to. Like a game noob, or a net noob, or just a sex noob.

[defender]

http://www.noobalert.com/noobalert.swf

It's still a work in progress but I thouht to show it to hear reactions.

[TomCloud9]

Nice, just ever time I see dlf I cringe.

[The Successful Dropout]

funny...but i still dont know who the other 2 guys are

[defender]

funny...but i still dont know who the other 2 guys are

They are noobs.

[Wshakspear]

...that was horrible...
Good job!

[Backlash]

On a related note, send this link to people who ask stupid questions:

http://fuckinggoogleit.com

[The Successful Dropout]

just please...no more noobie boobies...lol...unless they're on something besides a fat sweaty manbeast

[Moxio]

ROFL that's great!

I'm definitely going to use that whenever I sense n00bieness.

[punqsux]

here defenedr, i made you a banner XoD

http://www.atari.net/sites/et/noob.gif

[Dead of Knight]

For some reason that flash made me laugh my ass off....

[smalien1]

hey... we were all noobs once in our lives!

[LoganDX]

Nice but why o why must DLF be seen the longest?...