View Full Version : My computer laughs at me No Joke!!
Tennisjon2002
08-17-2004, 02:45 PM
My computer laughs at me, litterally, like there is this laugh that comes from my speakers. It is like a deep laugh and shit. It kinda freeks me out. i have run spybot and Adaware and stuff but it doesn't seem to go away. Does anyone know what it is?? It is kinda creepin me out. Any advice. Thanks
x0thedeadzone0x
08-17-2004, 02:51 PM
HAHAHA. Maybe the boogie man invaded your computer.
...Uhhhh, do you have a mic? If you have microphone boost on, then there could be some sort of feedback if it's near your speakers, which makes a low sound that you might mistake for a laugh. It might just be your paranoia.
daikaiju
08-17-2004, 02:54 PM
Nope, it's definately Satan. Sorry to hear about your misfortune.
Tennisjon2002
08-17-2004, 02:55 PM
yea i am kinda creped out about this any idea how to get this off??
Aryss
08-17-2004, 02:55 PM
Call a priest.
Really, it sounds like it is either the mic problem or you could have something running in the background. I would get something like Winpatrol so you can see all the processes running. I have never seen this but it could be an annoying virus or something else.
evilpenguin9000
08-17-2004, 02:57 PM
The Power of Christ compels you!!!!
Grave_Addiction
08-17-2004, 02:58 PM
We need a young priest and an old priest.
VelvetHammer
08-17-2004, 02:59 PM
Go into Volume Control and mute all of the sliders. Then see if you hear the chuckle of satan.
And that mic idea is good too.
This will at least let you know if its eletrical or spiritual in nature.
Grave_Addiction
08-17-2004, 02:59 PM
What an excellent day for an exorcism. Don't you agree?
daikaiju
08-17-2004, 02:59 PM
Is your monitor spinning around 360 ?
VelvetHammer
08-17-2004, 03:00 PM
Oh, and next time you're creped out, head to IHOP. They have decent crepes. Satanic crepes. Deliciously eviiiil crepes.
Sorry.
daikaiju
08-17-2004, 03:01 PM
Not to mention stuffed French Toast straight from the bowels of Hell
Aryss
08-17-2004, 03:03 PM
MMMMM.....Sacrilicious
acrimonious1
08-17-2004, 03:11 PM
Just throw your computer out the window Father Damien style.
AdamInPlaidum
08-17-2004, 03:12 PM
Maybe your computer is really Vin Diesel practicing for his role in Iron Giant 2.
Derwood43
08-17-2004, 03:16 PM
If your computer vomits on you and talks about having relations with your mother...then I'd call your local priest. :puke:
It very well could be some virus prank. Winpatrol could probably tell you. Spybot is also a good spy/ad ware remover.
goldengraham
08-17-2004, 03:20 PM
If it can't be fixed you can just send it to me and I'll destory it with my Jesus Powers.
epobirs
08-17-2004, 03:25 PM
Check out a movie called 'Electric Dreams' and try to recall if you've ever had any spills on your system.
Of course, it may just be you have a computer that is an excellent judge of character. There's nothing to be done about it now. It's already told the other computers around the world. Everywhere you go they're snickering away. You only notice when a speaker under their control is nearby.
The Successful Dropout
08-17-2004, 03:32 PM
Maybe you should stop wearing girls underwear when you're on the computer. :wink:
Tennisjon2002
08-17-2004, 04:21 PM
Maybe you should stop wearing girls underwear when you're on the computer. :wink:
NEVER!!!!!! LOL jk
stocker08
08-17-2004, 07:08 PM
Meh. It could be worse. It could play Barbra Strisand Christmas Carols over and over again, thats when you have to go get the shotgun.
bignick
08-17-2004, 07:13 PM
HAHAHA. Maybe the boogie man invaded your computer.
...Uhhhh, do you have a mic? If you have microphone boost on, then there could be some sort of feedback if it's near your speakers, which makes a low sound that you might mistake for a laugh. It might just be your paranoia.
I remember this lady I ise to work with. She had a mic and speech recognition software. She called me to her office and was like it just types things. What a dumbass.
deathcabforcutie
08-17-2004, 07:13 PM
according to what ive learned on this site today, the best remedy for demons is to simply sit on the possessed persons chest until they quit breathing.. so in thise case, sit on your cpu till it breaks, u fall through it, or it shuts off.. then you should be fine!
Mr_hockey66
08-17-2004, 07:16 PM
Yep
Its called a polterguist! One call to your local church may clear it up. Don't call the one in milawkee. You might wind up dead your self!
KingDox
08-17-2004, 07:28 PM
well you could always pay Comp-usa 130 bucks to re-install windows. That's what they wanted me to do when my computer broke. Of course if you don't have your own copy of windows then that'll cost you extra.
Tennisjon2002
08-17-2004, 07:40 PM
Meh. It could be worse. It could play Barbra Strisand Christmas Carols over and over again, thats when you have to go get the shotgun.
Ha LMFAO!!!
crazytalkx
08-18-2004, 12:55 AM
My only suggestion would be a system reboot to the original factory condition. Its easy but it deletes all of your files and programs.
ZeroSupporT
08-18-2004, 03:30 PM
I know sometimes at work if my cell phone or black berry is to close to the speakers it puts off some wierd noises, might check for that.
Cornfedwb
08-18-2004, 03:37 PM
I know sometimes at work if my cell phone or black berry is to close to the speakers it puts off some wierd noises, might check for that.
What the hell is a black berry? Other than a pleasent little wildberry that makes awfully excellent cobbler.
int80h
08-18-2004, 03:41 PM
It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
PsyClerk
08-18-2004, 03:44 PM
well you could always pay Comp-usa 130 bucks to re-install windows. That's what they wanted me to do when my computer broke. Of course if you don't have your own copy of windows then that'll cost you extra.
$130?!?!? I gots to go independent!
LeviathynX
08-18-2004, 06:02 PM
you could always just anally violate your cpu with a stick like those hillbillies from Ohio did!
chess380
08-18-2004, 06:10 PM
It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.LOL
It's the ghost of the Dell PC kid "Duuude, you're going to Hell!"