Best advice ever... "just go to bed"

[Zenithian Legend]

Talk some sense into me... I know what's really right... but I'm talking to my ex-girlfriend from last summer before I dated the girl I broke up with recently... and I'm losing my Shaqy mind. It's pathetic but so many of you are married and know all the dead-ends and wrong turns and how to avoid them that I thought maybe some of you could help me out here... The horse would really appreciate it... he's had a really bad week with his internet dying and all

[WhipSmartBanky]

Talk some sense into me... I know what's really right... but I'm talking to my ex-girlfriend from last summer before I dated the girl I broke up with recently... and I'm losing my Shaqy mind. It's pathetic but so many of you are married and know all the dead-ends and wrong turns and how to avoid them that I thought maybe some of you could help me out here... The horse would really appreciate it... he's had a really bad week with his internet dying and all

I'm quoting this post so when you wake up tomorrow with a hangover, check CAG and realize what you did, then edit it, the spirit of your drunken stupor will live on.

[jbroush99]

At least he got it in the right forum!

[Rodego]

Talk some sense into me... I know what's really right... but I'm talking to my ex-girlfriend from last summer before I dated the girl I broke up with recently... and I'm losing my Shaqy mind. It's pathetic but so many of you are married and know all the dead-ends and wrong turns and how to avoid them that I thought maybe some of you could help me out here... The horse would really appreciate it... he's had a really bad week with his internet dying and all

I'm quoting this post so when you wake up tomorrow with a hangover, check CAG and realize what you did, then edit it, the spirit of your drunken stupor will live on.

Hehe

[Zenithian Legend]

The spirit has to live on... so I realize she's not worth it... wsb... you're married... correct? what would you do in my situation?

[Rodego]

I am married, and I can tell you that if it didn't work out with someone the first time (for whatever reason), the chances it will work out the second time are very low

[SpookyD]

Just go to bed, seriously.

[jbroush99]

Just go to bed. You won't be too worried about it in the morning when your head is pounding.

[KingDox]

Oh man, don't do it. You'll look like a tottal ass. Go to bed.

[Zenithian Legend]

Just go to bed, seriously.

I know... i know, i know, i know... that's what I should do... but if you've ever been in a relationship like this then you know why I can't... I seriously need someone to come A. Smack the shit out of me; B. Tell me that no girl is worth it; C. Laugh at me for being inebriated; D. Stop me from ever being in this position again, however, my two roommates... well one is having his own girl troubles and the other is puking and passing out soon enough... GOD... some may say "wow this is really the place to bring this kind of problem, but really there's so many people here that have lived through what I'm experiencing now and gone on to bigger and better things that I figure... damn, I know someone will tell me what the best way to go is, so I don't make the same mistakes that they did... and on that note I'm gonna try to watch tvland and pass out... adios amigos... :twoguns: (jez turn that gun around) :?

[SevereTireDamage]

It's never worth it.

Go to bed.

[biggestinuyashafan]

well,i don't know what your ex-girl did,but if she is anything like the only girl i went out with twice,she will probably end up cheating on you or something. that was the first girl i ever went out with and i really liked her,so when she apologized for breaking up with me in the first place,she asked if we could get back together and i broke up with another girl for her and she cheated on me. i will NEVER go out with a girl a second time and i would suggest you do the same,but i guess you should trust what your HEART says and not what your drunken mind says. so sleep it off and all,then when you wake up i am sure you will think it over and do the right thing.

[goldengraham]

While your going to bed, stick some headphones on and listen to this song on repeat (if you have it available)

Audioslave - What You Are

The subliminality should get to you in your sleep and in the morning "You'll be free from what she is"

[nikkai]

This is when the lil black book comes in handy.

Booty call time. =P

[epobirs]

Rule for being drunk: Do absolutely nothing which has consequences lasting more than a few hours.

This includes serious cosmetic alterations to your body or prized possesions, and rekindling failed relationships while in a state that likely started the first iteration.

[DrunkTigerWoods]

I know its hard but let her go...and dont look back.

[Scorch]

You're not drunk.. drunk people don't type perfectly.

Now, see, this guy over at the Postal 2 forum..

Most people drink to escap prblems but for some reason tonight i just realized what i train wreck am whjile sober, while fdrunk...fuck

He's drunk.

[Daywalker]

That's what I was about to say lol. If I was drunk, heck, I would have probably posted this in the PS2 boards or something and i'd be typing up gibberish that only I would understand.

[epobirs]

Think about it. He needs a keyboard the size of a child's bed just to be able to type at all with hooves. This could be pretty helpful attempting the same task drunk.

[Grave_Addiction]

I was going to mention his perfect typing, too.

I've had a couple drunk posts on message boards or when I'm talking via AIM with my brother. The next day, I always laugh my ass off because you can barely even read what I wrote.

[Backlash]

I used to play Warcraft 2 on Battlenet while drunk. I wasn't too bad, but my in-game messages were hilarious.

[redgopher]

Maybe you guys should answer his question.

[scsg75]

You're not drunk.. drunk people don't type perfectly.

Now, see, this guy over at the Postal 2 forum..

Most people drink to escap prblems but for some reason tonight i just realized what i train wreck am whjile sober, while fdrunk...shaq-fu

He's drunk.

Na, some people can type perfectly while drunk, I used to write reviews wasted out of my mind all the time, we used to have drunk write offs where we'd all get drunk, then write about something and see who's was the best, no one ever believed I was drunk, because my typing would be perfect. (Wow, what a wild bunch we were </sarcasm>, drunk write offs. Someone stop me, I am out of control. Glad I stopped doing that)

[Mookyjooky]

Maybe you guys should answer his question.

Just what I was thinking...

Hey man, look....you proably have a massive hangover now so this is the time to talk some sence into you.

1. When your drunk, rekindling old relationships always sounds good..why? Cause being drunk makes you feel secluded.
2. Getting back with someone once you've already have had another is bad...here's why...
a. She'll think shes only there when you need her
b. She'll think she was second best, since the last didnt work you came back.
c. Trust me, even if it was a month...she wont be the person you loved ever again...Im sorry to be the one to tell you that.
3. Never look back, only ahead...remember that. Everything happens for a reason. You just have to find out why.

Look man, I dated this girl in high school (Kelly Carpenter from Ocala, FL)and not a day goes by that I dont think about her. I ran away from home and took her with me...I ended up selling everthing I had for her...I loved her that much. I would of killed anyone for her and died to make her safe. I'm currently writing a movie about the same time I was with her. But sometimes you gotta let things go. You really do. Last time I saw her she had 2 kids and was happy with her new husband...I cried for the first time since my grandfather died when I was 11 years old. But, as time goes on, you'll forget her face...but you'll never forget the times you had. But you take that experience of what made you happy with her and things you hated about her and you find someone who will make you happy in a way she was incapable of....but you gotta get out of the house. Forget online relationships or dating sites....just go to your local library and me a nice girl who you could have a real life with.

Anyways...I've always dated crazy psycho chicks before...but let me tell you..."a nice girl" will end up surprising you. They're actually usually nyphos... ;-) But you would never know...

[David85]

How about you do us all a favor and drink some more, so much that you pass out and die on the floor?

One less asshole loser taking up space.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

OP:
Wait until your hangover clears and you're able to think rationally and logically. You don't want to be doing something that you'll regret later under this kind of state. So anyways, once your hangover clears up then you should decide. Take your time thinking about it. Is your ex really that important to you? And why did you guys break up in the first place. Just make sure that you won't regret your decision when the time comes.

[johnnyoski]

How about you do us all a favor and drink some more, so much that you pass out and die on the floor?

One less asshole loser taking up space.

Geeez...I see a battle brewing between the gay cat and the drunken, talking horse.

[willardhaven]

haha my money is on the gay cat.

OP - Bitches ain't shit man, just find a new girl... it seems like a crappy solution, but when it works, it works.

[daphatty]

I wonder how it turned out...

[The Successful Dropout]

How about you do us all a favor and drink some more, so much that you pass out and die on the floor?

One less asshole loser taking up space.

why all of the hating on the horse, $$$cat?

[daphatty]

Looks like he accepted the advice, just go to bed...

[zewone]

$$$cat....LMAO!

[Zenithian Legend]

scsg75 is right, one of the things I've learned in college is how to type drunk. Anyhow, to answer Daphatty's question, what happened? Well, I decided to make a phone call, fortunately it was to my best friend and not to her. After talking about the nonsense I've been enduring the past week, I decided to just take everyone's advice and go to sleep. This morning er... afternoon, I feel pretty good, knowing that I didn't do something dumb (call/see her). We broke up because "things" just changed and we weren't as close as we used to be, despite the fact that we'd see each other every day. Time to get over that though, seems I live on a college campus and oddly enough there's more than 1 girl here. The best news is there could be more drunken horse posts now that I can go out more than 1 night a week again.

[daphatty]

How about you do us all a favor and drink some more, so much that you pass out and die on the floor?

One less asshole loser taking up space.

why all of the hating on the horse, $$$cat?

Wow, I just got that. :rofl: WAY TOO FUNNY!

[johnnyoski]

Don't sweat your girl problems Z. I went through the same kind of crap when I was up at CMU (had a girlfriend down at State and things didn't work out). Things happen for a reason.
There are plenty of fish in the sea where you're at.
While you're at it, have a drink for me at the Pub and the Blackstone.

[Quackzilla]

I would hate to have your liver.

[Zenithian Legend]

I like how you say both the Pub and Blackstone and what the hell, I'll probably go to O'kelly's next tuesday too. Plus welcome weekend coming up, that's a lot of options.