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Lootr2Core
08-18-2004, 10:33 PM
http://www.qsleeper.com/



The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

PROTECTION
With this unit you don't have to run to a "Safe Room", you're already in it.
ENTERTAINMENT
The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator
COMMUNICATIONS
The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios

http://www.qsleeper.com/images/index_06.jpg

bignick
08-18-2004, 10:41 PM
Cool idea, but this thing seems kinda lame.

deathcabforcutie
08-18-2004, 10:44 PM
its sad what some people will buy these days..

Bann
08-18-2004, 10:46 PM
http://www.qsleeper.com/



The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

PROTECTION
With this unit you don't have to run to a "Safe Room", you're already in it.
ENTERTAINMENT
The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator
COMMUNICATIONS
The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios

http://www.qsleeper.com/images/index_06.jpg
You know them two are gonna have sex in it.

ex0
08-18-2004, 10:49 PM
That thing looks like a coffin.

Lootr2Core
08-18-2004, 10:52 PM
a coffin that one could have and xbox, gc, ps2 in !

from a couple above.. I think the couple just got out of the box after having just had sex.

Moxio
08-18-2004, 10:52 PM
Cool idea, but this thing seems kinda lame.

Seconded.

dragonfireflys
08-18-2004, 10:58 PM
I'm pretty sure that you'll die if you decide to sleep in this thing.

Lootr2Core
08-18-2004, 10:59 PM
its got a CB though! you can sing along to "CONVOY' that's playing on the CD while you actually sing on a real cb and talk to 1 person who might be in range.

Scorch
08-18-2004, 11:01 PM
Okay.. no. I'm claustrophobic.

What if you have a nightmare? Pop out of bed and smack your head..

And what about oxygen supply?

This thing is lame.

Lootr2Core
08-18-2004, 11:26 PM
Lame yes.. but no doubt marketed to all those who bought reams of plastic sheeting and ducktape last year out east, so they could make their own 'saferooms'

didn't several people die by suffocation during that whole 'craze so maybe this is so people can suffocate themselves because of irrational fear in style.. with DVD, CD, CB etc.

fireball343
08-18-2004, 11:36 PM
there is a bed that you can lift the top open and get in it, it's for tornadoes. makes a ton more sense then this.

crazytalkx
08-19-2004, 01:25 AM
What if you get trapped in that thing?!!!! :shock: That really wouldn't help me though you know with the whole no tropical storms thing in California.

evilpenguin9000
08-19-2004, 01:29 AM
The economy of fear keeps on chugging along.

punqsux
08-19-2004, 01:29 AM
Okay.. no. I'm claustrophobic.


im the opposite, i actully love enclosed spaces.

this might just be the next best thing to sleeping in a coffin

Scorch
08-19-2004, 03:01 AM
Okay.. no. I'm claustrophobic.


im the opposite, i actully love enclosed spaces.

this might just be the next best thing to sleeping in a coffin

You're gonna have a freakin' blast when you're dead.

Kaijufan
08-19-2004, 03:12 AM
I don't think Ill be buying one of those anytime soon. Anyone have any idea on the price?

BlueWingX
08-19-2004, 03:31 AM
Guys, it's not supposed to be a bed... It's a "Lovenasium"! :)

batman2million
08-19-2004, 03:40 AM
what a world

Spacepest
08-19-2004, 07:06 AM
Hmm, I suppose I could live and die in the thing if it comes equipped with a tv screen to play video games...and a fridge and microwave...and just enough room to for a few people to have sex in....

Wait a sec...there's no toilet in this thing? How is it supposed to be safe if I have to leave it to go to the bathroom?

Ok, maybe the idea really is lame.

ww3676
08-19-2004, 07:24 AM
Wow, is this even real?