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PsyClerk
08-19-2004, 06:53 PM
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/22kill.html

Finish him!

doraemonkerpal
08-19-2004, 06:58 PM
:lol: should this be posted on this website?

epobirs
08-19-2004, 06:59 PM
They left out the highly practical using of one's bare hands to pick up a gun and plug the sucker from a convenient distance.

RedvsBlue
08-19-2004, 07:00 PM
They left out the highly practical using of one's bare hands to pick up a gun and plug the sucker from a convenient distance.

Oh no they didn't, its just under a different link on the page. There's one part about a $10 gun you can make at home!

doraemonkerpal
08-19-2004, 07:02 PM
They left out the highly practical using of one's bare hands to pick up a gun and plug the sucker from a convenient distance.

Oh no they didn't, its just under a different link on the page. There's one part about a $10 gun you can make at home!

lmao! this website is crazy. :shock:

SneakyPenguin
08-19-2004, 07:06 PM
They left out the highly practical using of one's bare hands to pick up a gun and plug the sucker from a convenient distance.

Oh no they didn't, its just under a different link on the page. There's one part about a $10 gun you can make at home!

lmao! this website is crazy. :shock:

That it is, and pretty much just put us all on the FBI's radar. Wooo!

epobirs
08-19-2004, 07:07 PM
They left out the highly practical using of one's bare hands to pick up a gun and plug the sucker from a convenient distance.

Oh no they didn't, its just under a different link on the page. There's one part about a $10 gun you can make at home!

lmao! this website is crazy. :shock:

That it is, and pretty much just put us all on the FBI's radar. Wooo!

I've been there for the better part of two decades so no change to my life.

crazytalkx
08-19-2004, 07:14 PM
This might come in handy...........*prints page*

x0thedeadzone0x
08-19-2004, 07:20 PM
Interesting.

Dare
08-19-2004, 07:26 PM
very very intresting.....

AdamInPlaidum
08-19-2004, 07:29 PM
Frankly, this scares the shit out of me. I'm afraid I'm gonna get in a fight, and then put someone in a headlock or hit them in the jaw and kill them or cause brain damage.

ww3676
08-19-2004, 07:54 PM
wow... crazy link. how is that legal?

bignick
08-19-2004, 08:00 PM
This brings back fond memories of "Jolly Rogers Cookbook."

ex0
08-19-2004, 08:11 PM
Jeez, I never realized that about the Adam's Apple. If you even push your closed fist lightly against your Adam's Apple is starts to hurt/ feel weird very fast.

Kaijufan
08-19-2004, 08:40 PM
Next week when I go back to school no one had better mess with me.

b0bx13
08-19-2004, 10:41 PM
can't say i'm too impressed...most of that's just common sense stuff....yeah...if you punch someone in the throat, it could kill them...i think a 12 year old would realize that. and the rest of them are stretches...like the coccyx or abdomen.

captainfrizo
08-19-2004, 10:48 PM
I suddenly feel more bad ass.

jbroush99
08-19-2004, 10:48 PM
I have to remember next time I'm fighting on concrete or gravel: don't use a Brain Buster!

Mr_hockey66
08-19-2004, 10:50 PM
this is going to be bad news for schools all across america now! Way to go. You have just helped kill innocent little jocks in school. Don't mess with the quiet ones I allways say!

I Knew all of these allready from my training with yoda in the ufc cage. He may be small but he still packs a punch. Hes like tnt when he goes off some one is going to get hurt! He is like tnt a big bang comes in a small package!

I was taught these moves in Akido. The martial art of the famed mountain dew drinker steven segal! Can't use any of em though. i would go to jail even if it was self defense. The sucky part of learing a martial art! You can't use it!

Graystone
08-19-2004, 10:58 PM
"BRAIN BUSTER - Bend enemy over towards you, placing him in a headlock. Grab the back of his belt, and haul him into the air, vertical, upside-down. Allow yourself to fall backward, landing on your enemy's head, which will absorb your combined weight. Most effective on concrete or gravel.

RUSSIAN OMELET - Cross enemy's legs. Fold enemy by pinning his shoulders to ground upside-down and placing his legs above him. Sit on his legs, folding the bass of the spine. Fatal."


Jesus christ!!!!!!!!!! you must really hate someone and they would have to be either handicapp drunk passed out or parapelgeic to do that omelet to them.

alongx
08-19-2004, 10:58 PM
This is insane.

Mr. Anderson
08-19-2004, 11:25 PM
That is one vile website.

Moxio
08-19-2004, 11:28 PM
This guy certainly did some research.

evilpenguin9000
08-19-2004, 11:41 PM
Aww none of those are guaranteed fatalities. I give my mom a brain buster every day and she loves it.

Plus has anyone ever died from a punch in the testicles? I mean you want to die, but it's not fatal.

ZeroSupporT
08-20-2004, 11:11 AM
This thing was probably put together by some Nam Veteran holed up in a trailer stockpiled with enough artillary to supply Lithuania and planning a coup to overthrow the goverment.

hutno
08-20-2004, 11:17 AM
TESTICLES - The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may cause shock, resulting in death.

Dying from a kick in the nuts? That would suck especially when soembody has to describe how you died. "how'd he die? car crash"
"no he just got kicked in the nuts really hard"
"Pussy"

crickett003
08-20-2004, 11:20 AM
They left out the highly practical using of one's bare hands to pick up a gun and plug the sucker from a convenient distance.

Oh no they didn't, its just under a different link on the page. There's one part about a $10 gun you can make at home!

lmao! this website is crazy. :shock:

That it is, and pretty much just put us all on the FBI's radar. Wooo!

:shock:

*starts dumping files*

8)

Wombat
08-20-2004, 11:22 AM
Some of these moves would make great user names, maybe i should change mine to Russian Omlet or Head Wrench