Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns

[ZarathosNY]

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=601 8557&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news

This guy was a judge for 22 years. How long was it before someone noticed what he was doing beneath his robes?

[PsyClerk]

I'd say 22 years.

[zewone]

What a dumbass pervert. I hate the legal system and fuck the police.

[bignick]

hmmm, he retires teh day my free smaple of lube comes in the mail.....

[Lootr2Core]

Didn't NO DOUBT have a song titled underneath my robes or something?

[WhipSmartBanky]

Wow...now "banging the gavel" is going to be a great euphemism for masturbation.

[PsyClerk]

I think I'd prefer 'adjourning the court.' How about 'dismissing the jury?'

[johnnyoski]

"All RISE"

[ZarathosNY]

Was there also a "hung jury" ?

[daphatty]

"All RISE"

Classic!

[crazytalkx]

"All RISE"

Classic!
:rofl: That is shaq-fuing hilarious.

[defender]

maybe his court cases were really boring...sometimes on a boring day...you just don't have anything better to do than pull out the pump and have a go...

or maybe that's just me...and the judge :-)

[Spacepest]

LMAO @ the fact it took 22 years for someone to catch him! :lol:
And he is going to keep his retirement benefits even though he is resigning. So not only did he whack off on the job repeatedly, but now he gets a pension and never has to work again. So he can stay home and abuse himself some more, all at taxpayer expense. :shock:

Dammit, now I want to become a judge.

[PsyClerk]

Ha! I keep thinking "Here come da judge, here come da judge...."

[Xevious]

I dont understand how he got away with it for 22 years. Thats the amazing part of this story.

[AlbinoNinja]

God all of this stuff is freakin gold (especially like "banging the gavel")

HOORAY! 100 POSTS NO LONGER A NEWBIE!

[basketkase543]

the guy must have had one hell of a poker face to keep it a secret for so long.

[David85]

I wonder is there was any eye witnesses to this, because he is innocent to proven guilty. :)

[road3283]

Hmm...I wonder if the defendent "got off" too...

[Cornfedwb]

I wonder is there was any eye witnesses to this, because he is innocent to proven guilty. :)

The article states he was accused of exposing himself to the court reporter on multiple occasions.. the way thats worded, the court reporter probably had a view of the.. action.

[evilpenguin9000]

Ha! I keep thinking "Here come da judge, here come da judge...."

Now that's fucking hysterical.

[David85]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw!!!

[Trakan]

O.o 22 years!

[GuilewasNK]

Checking the penal code! :lol:

[Reality's Fringe]

Ah, I say let the guy go for it. Hell, no one else noticed/complained for 22 years so it couldn't have been disruptive or very obvious. If it makes him more alertand interested, I say let him have his Honorable Discharge.