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el bobo
06-02-2008, 11:45 PM
Yes... I bet you never thought you would see a topic on this site about speedos but I like to surprise people. Anyway! For my senior trip we are all buying speedos. I am not quite sure why it will drive women away from us faster than... the cloverfield monster.
In conclusion does anyone know of a site that you could buy novelty speedo patterns such as... An American flag, leopard etc.
I am sorry if I put any terrible images in your mind, forgive me.
El Bobo

HotShotX
06-02-2008, 11:47 PM
No idea where to find it but might I recommend a skin colored speedo?

~HotShotX

Mr_hockey66
06-02-2008, 11:47 PM
Here is my two cents

anything with a question mark after speedo. The anwser is allways NO!

JolietJake
06-02-2008, 11:47 PM
This is going to be some funny shit.

georox
06-02-2008, 11:51 PM
All you need. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Borat-Green-Mankini-Suspender-swim-Thong-Swimsuit-Movie_W0QQitemZ330231412521QQcmdZViewItem)

el bobo
06-03-2008, 12:04 AM
Haha borat one!!!
I will post pics if you guys really want.
We're gonna see how many chicks we can pick up!!

keithp
06-03-2008, 12:11 AM
Haha borat one!!!
I will post pics if you guys really want.
We're gonna see how many chicks we can pick up!!

Let me save you the trouble: 0.

lilboo
06-03-2008, 12:13 AM
VERY few people look good in a speedo, and even those people don't even look that good.

Except for him :drool:
http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/1962/speedos1wm5.jpg

Bioshocked360
06-03-2008, 12:19 AM
:rofl:

lordwow
06-03-2008, 12:23 AM
Thread of the Year contender.

guinaevere
06-03-2008, 12:30 AM
I agree with boo, about 99% of men look very bad in speedos.

All you need. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Borat-Green-Mankini-Suspender-swim-Thong-Swimsuit-Movie_W0QQitemZ330231412521QQcmdZViewItem)Oh dear Lord... A part of me is gone that can never come back...*covers eyes*

shieryda
06-03-2008, 12:30 AM
No pics or GTFO.:)

guinaevere
06-03-2008, 12:35 AM
No pics or GTFO.:)
I vote for both. No pics AND this thread should GTeffO.

CouRageouS
06-03-2008, 12:39 AM
Can you give lilboo an infraction for posting my picture without asking permission? I sent it to him in confidence for his birthday.

And if this is some sort of a group prank OP, I recommended everyone wear speedos that also reveal their pubes hanging on the side. Otherwise its not classy.

lilboo
06-03-2008, 12:40 AM
:rofl:

OP, if you and your friends are fat then it doesn't matter what kind of speedo you wear. Seriously.

Exhibit A:
http://media.moron.com/photo/fatguythong.jpg

Exhibit B:
http://www.myrtlebeachrestaurants.net/nonsense/speedo.jpg

Exhibit C:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/42/180px-Speedo.jpg

Sorry that was for me :drool:

guinaevere
06-03-2008, 12:44 AM
Do I even want to look at the pics Boo just posted? *cringes*

CouRageouS
06-03-2008, 12:51 AM
You gotta hammock up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfP4TmM-QE

lilboo do you wear a speedo? because you can't wear leather pants to the beach! ;)

lilboo
06-03-2008, 12:52 AM
I'm too fat for a speedo :(

Kirin Lemon
06-03-2008, 01:23 AM
Aw, I can't look at those pictures at work, darn.

I've worn a speedo a couple of times, but they're just not as comfortable as board shorts.

Moxio
06-03-2008, 01:24 AM
Uh.

Dokstarr
06-03-2008, 01:34 AM
If you don't feel like going the whole speedo way you could just get an aqua jammer type suit.

It's all the embarassment of having a skin tight outfit but without the problems of having to worry about tucking in stray hairs, etc.

pacifickarma
06-03-2008, 04:14 AM
Exhibit B:
http://www.myrtlebeachrestaurants.net/nonsense/speedo.jpg

Um... Is that Mario?

Veronica Mars
06-03-2008, 04:46 AM
VERY few people look good in a speedo, and even those people don't even look that good.

Except for him :drool:
http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/1962/speedos1wm5.jpg

:roll:

Chase
06-03-2008, 07:10 AM
http://i32.tinypic.com/fzcl5.jpg

I see hair. :-(

Theenternal
06-03-2008, 07:37 AM
The girl I'm dating doesn't want me to wear one that I bought for 3 dollas at target clearance. :(

Maklershed
06-03-2008, 08:23 AM
Here is my two cents

anything with a question mark after speedo. The anwser is allways NO!

What if I were to ask you, "Hey, should I keep this speedo on?"

Chase
06-03-2008, 08:33 AM
:lol:

greydemise
06-03-2008, 08:53 AM
this can only get interesting, props to the OP for being bold enough to wear speedos..in a group no less!

Mr_hockey66
06-03-2008, 07:37 PM
What if I were to ask you, "Hey, should I keep this speedo on?"

Well then...I don't even know what to say to that.

Good point.

Xevious
06-03-2008, 10:28 PM
Hey...if you got the body...go ahead and wear a speedo.

EDIT: I just remembered something from High School. We had a pool at our high school and there was one kid in my class who had a bowl shape belly and he wore a black speedo. And if that wasn't bad enough, he had an erection at the end of one class. We kept ragging on him for that ...

lilboo
06-03-2008, 10:58 PM
Ya know, I never understood why swimmers pop boners?
I mean, it's one thing if you ARE gay and your secretly watching everyone get undressed (blush), that's one thing.. but, who gets hard swimming?

http://www.kristarella.com/photoblog/images/20070131063618_old_man_speedos.jpg

Gwen, you really need to tell your dad to stop posting in his blog :shame:

el bobo
06-04-2008, 04:44 PM
Can you give lilboo an infraction for posting my picture without asking permission? I sent it to him in confidence for his birthday.

And if this is some sort of a group prank OP, I recommended everyone wear speedos that also reveal their pubes hanging on the side. Otherwise its not classy.

Yes it is a group prank! And I do realize that we will scare away the opposite sex in seconds!!! We are not venturing down until July 12th-19th so it will be the 20th at the earliest that any pictures will be up haha.

Veronica Mars
06-04-2008, 11:36 PM
Um..Pictures? lol

el bobo
06-05-2008, 12:00 AM
Um..Pictures? lol
yes!

Veronica Mars
06-05-2008, 12:03 AM
Can't Wait ;)

CouRageouS
06-05-2008, 12:16 AM
I recommend stuffing your speedo with a pack of hot dogs. You will literally be packing.

KillJoi99
06-05-2008, 12:29 AM
Dear Lord.

lilboo
06-05-2008, 01:32 AM
Yes it is a group prank! And I do realize that we will scare away the opposite sex in seconds!!! We are not venturing down until July 12th-19th so it will be the 20th at the earliest that any pictures will be up haha.

.....
Wait.
Where are you going?
I'm also going on vacation those exact dates :rofl:

Not kidding at all.

CouRageouS
06-05-2008, 01:36 AM
Coincidence? I don't think so.

I'm actually going down to Southern California for that weekend too. Maybe we can all hammock up.

Illini Jeeper
06-05-2008, 03:39 AM
I'm afraid to see the search history lilboo used to find all his pictures he's produced for us.

Kirin Lemon
06-05-2008, 05:00 AM
I'm afraid to see the search history lilboo used to find all his pictures he's produced for us.
Just a part of his usual searches, I'm sure.

el bobo
06-08-2008, 02:53 AM
.....
Wait.
Where are you going?
I'm also going on vacation those exact dates :rofl:

Not kidding at all.

Ocean City, MD

Anbu_Zim
06-08-2008, 03:40 AM
Here's my two cents, good luck.

Banana Hammocks FTW!