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electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:11 AM
http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6559288317/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/04/28/peter_griffin_sitting_1_.jpg

seanr1221
06-28-2008, 12:12 AM
...?

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:13 AM
...?

check last post of last OTT

Dkellar
06-28-2008, 12:15 AM
Hemorrhoids!!

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:15 AM
It should read "bOTThole".

Oh, and Family Guy is corny garbage.

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 12:16 AM
What an awful title. :-|




Moxio, did you ever lend that SATA card to Brak?
Or: Brak, did you ever get that SATA card from Moxio?

seanr1221
06-28-2008, 12:16 AM
check last post of last OTT

Lame.

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:16 AM
It should read "bOTThole".

Oh, and Family Guy is corny garbage.

fixed

the_punisher
06-28-2008, 12:16 AM
Well, i'm very surprised. I expected a kiddy film, and instread i got aweosme. The graphics are the bet i've ever seen, far superior to any game (surpringly that includes MGS4 :cry:). Animation is top notch, and the way they set the scene reminds me of the techniques used in BioShock. It was awesome.

I even managed to get a LIMITED EDITION WALL-E Watch, but i kept it in my pocket becuase i couldn't be seen with it :D

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:17 AM
Lame.

i know, i know

i've had too much wine.

seanr1221
06-28-2008, 12:18 AM
fixed

Lame.

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:18 AM
Yeah. I received Moxio's SATA card.

I'm still waiting for my drive.

neverletthem
06-28-2008, 12:18 AM
Well, i'm very surprised. I expected a kiddy film, and instread i got aweosme. The graphics are the bet i've ever seen, far superior to any game (surpringly that includes MGS4 :cry:). Animation is top notch, and the way they set the scene reminds me of the techniques used in BioShock. It was awesome.

I even managed to get a LIMITED EDITION WALL-E Watch, but i kept it in my pocket becuase i couldn't be seen with it :D

I got that same watch xD. Most cheap looking thing ever. Not gonna open it though. The movie was awesome though, one of the best I've seen in such a long time. Like, in a year.

PS: First OTT post, finally grew the balls to post xD.

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:19 AM
Lame.

It's what I'm all about.

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 12:19 AM
Let me know when you're done with it, plz.

Mox said that I could get it from you so I could put it to use, then send it back to him.

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:19 AM
Where's my boy JFD?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l-xQ8EwmTLo

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 12:20 AM
I got that same watch xD. Most cheap looking thing ever. Not gonna open though. The movie was awesome though, one of the best I've seen in such a long time. Like, in a year.

PS: First OTT post, finally grew the balls to post xD.

...What's there to be afraid of? If you're scared, go post in the GGT.

Soodmeg
06-28-2008, 12:20 AM
Ugh, just got back to Michigan from a week long vacation and this is the ott I have?

For shame. For shame.

neverletthem
06-28-2008, 12:21 AM
...What's there to be afraid of? If you're scared, go post in the GGT.

Not scared, just never able to come in at the right time. The posts are always off somewhere, and I can't jump on the train.

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:22 AM
Ugh, just got back to Michigan from a week long vacation and this is the ott I have?

For shame. For shame.

You take what you can get.

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:23 AM
Ugh, just got back to Michigan from a week long vacation and this is the ott I have?

For shame. For shame.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187921

lilboo
06-28-2008, 12:23 AM
:whee:

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 12:24 AM
Let me know when you're done with it, plz.

Mox said that I could get it from you so I could put it to use, then send it back to him.

See this, Brak?

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:24 AM
I like how I'm going to send Liquid the SATA card next.

It's like I'm in the middle of a curry sandwich. 8-)

the_punisher
06-28-2008, 12:26 AM
I got that same watch xD. Most cheap looking thing ever. Not gonna open it though. The movie was awesome though, one of the best I've seen in such a long time. Like, in a year.

PS: First OTT post, finally grew the balls to post xD.

Lol, this isn't going to become a rare item you can sell on ebay for a lot, but keep it sealed if you like. It's impossible to set anyway :)

More importantly, how was the actual movie?

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 12:26 AM
<--- Not Indian. 8-)

BigSpoonyBard
06-28-2008, 12:27 AM
So Wanted is entertaining mindless fun if you ignore the dismembering of the original comic's heart and soul. If they had called it Summer Movie With a Fuck-ton of Really Cool Shit Happening I would have had no complaints about it at all.

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:27 AM
I'm just rounding things off, Archie Bunker style. 8-)

neverletthem
06-28-2008, 12:27 AM
Lol, this isn't going to become a rare item you can sell on ebay for a lot, but keep it sealed if you like. It's impossible to set anyway :)

More importantly, how was the actual movie?


Greatest movie I've seen in a year and a half.

Mojimbo
06-28-2008, 12:28 AM
Needs more nutella.

...

We should really have an OTT creation blacklist.

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:29 AM
Why do I always grow a beard? :|

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 12:30 AM
Who are all these phoney$$$$az?

seanr1221
06-28-2008, 12:30 AM
Can anonymous be on it?

BigSpoonyBard
06-28-2008, 12:33 AM
Why do I always grow a beard? :|

Because you were born to be a sexy man-beast?

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:33 AM
Chroo. :-k

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:34 AM
Why do I always grow a beard? :|

My facial hair grows in different directions. I have trouble growing a good beard. I wish I could.

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 12:34 AM
You should wax your face, Brak. That'll show your beard you mean business.

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 12:35 AM
Who the fuck is this $$$ga$$$$a?

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:35 AM
What I don't get is, why does Solid Snake coach the Detroit Tigers?

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2007/04/09/leyland-med.jpg

BigSpoonyBard
06-28-2008, 12:35 AM
You should wax your face, Brak. That'll show your beard you mean business.

Can you wax your dome? I shave my head, but if I could get that shizz baby smooth without the constant shaving (though there's always stubble with shaving), that'd be pimp-tastic.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 12:36 AM
:-k

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:36 AM
You should wax your face, Brak. That'll show your beard you mean business.
I change my facial hair twice a week.

So, no way. 8-)

BigSpoonyBard
06-28-2008, 12:37 AM
What I don't get is, why does Solid Snake coach the Detroit Tigers?


Because it's a mission no normal human could endure. :puke:

Rocko
06-28-2008, 12:40 AM
...Who the fuck are these people?

seanr1221
06-28-2008, 12:40 AM
Wooooo, hit 1,000,000 credits.

BigSpoonyBard
06-28-2008, 12:41 AM
...Who the fuck are these people?

Who am I?

Who are you?

:whee:

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 12:41 AM
Hi Rawkoh! ^___^

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:42 AM
I'm me.

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 12:42 AM
No, I'm Me.


You're you.

lordwow
06-28-2008, 12:43 AM
Meh, Pokemon Ds is not cheap enough for me to bite. Night OTT.

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:43 AM
I'm me.

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 12:43 AM
Can you wax your dome? I shave my head, but if I could get that shizz baby smooth without the constant shaving (though there's always stubble with shaving), that'd be pimp-tastic.I don't know anything about waxing, mang.

I change my facial hair twice a week.

So, no way. 8-)

It grows quick enough for you to do that? Dang.

Rocko
06-28-2008, 12:43 AM
Brak, did you see Wall-E yet? I really want to go home so I can see it.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 12:45 AM
So... there I was! Reading the OTT like an old bible, the moon morphing into a fang, gnawing into the night time sky with careless clouds passing through like patent applications across a beaurocratic desk worn smooth by pointless fingers like pebbles on the beach fallen victim to the merciless tide... and I thought to myself, confusion is a dance. Chika is a girl. Brak is what Brak is. And Wombat passes through, like some Jesus looking for a manger.

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 12:45 AM
Brak is actually Hellboy.

lilboo
06-28-2008, 12:46 AM
...Any free software that works like MS Money?

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:46 AM
It grows quick enough for you to do that? Dang.
Yeah.

In actuality, I do it twice a month when I can... Most of the time, I'll have, say, hockey stick mutton chops and a moustache for a week and a half - or so - and a beard for the rest of the month, because I won't keep up on it.

:[
Brak, did you see Wall-E yet? I really want to go home so I can see it.
I didn't even know it was out this weekend, up until a few minutes ago.

I'll probably see it on Monday.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 12:47 AM
Who am I?

Mojimbo
06-28-2008, 12:47 AM
Hey, Brak, how do I "complete the majority" of Mass Effect? I think I screwed myself out of the two partner achievements I could've gotten cause of that. :-|

Scobie
06-28-2008, 12:47 AM
...Any free software that works like MS Money?

Stick with Donkey Kong, Jr., Math... you won't find any better app to suit your needs.

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:47 AM
...Any free software that works like MS Money?

I know MS was giving away some financial software for free like a week ago or something. I don't know if they still are or not.

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:48 AM
I think you meant to say, "... and Wombat stinks", Scobie. 8-)
Brak is actually Hellboy.
It's chroo. 8-)

BigSpoonyBard
06-28-2008, 12:48 AM
...Any free software that works like MS Money?

None that have as nice a user interface as Money from what I've tried.

Rocko
06-28-2008, 12:48 AM
I'm hoping to see it Wednesday or Thursday.

More importantly, however, I can't wait for The Dark Knight.

lilboo
06-28-2008, 12:49 AM
None that have as nice a user interface as Money from what I've tried.

Well do you remember their names? Hell I'll try it. It's not like I even have a lot of money :lol:

::uses software to manage my $67::

Scobie
06-28-2008, 12:49 AM
Who am I?

Efferverscent spumoni graduating high school and kissing a girl who you will only faintly remember in four years. That's you.

seanr1221
06-28-2008, 12:49 AM
Meh, Pokemon Ds is not cheap enough for me to bite. Night OTT.

How much you looking to spend?

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 12:49 AM
I never heard of that Wall-E Movie until like a week ago. I did get bombarded by the Zohan and Love Guru ads for months.


Hmm....




:rofl: @ lilboo.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 12:49 AM
Yep. Ever since I finished reading TDKR and watched Batman Begins again on FX, I can't wait. :drool:
Efferverscent spumoni graduating high school and kissing a girl who you will only faintly remember in four years. That's you.
...

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:50 AM
Hey, Brak, how do I "complete the majority" of Mass Effect? I think I screwed myself out of the two partner achievements I could've gotten cause of that. :-|
I want to say that you have to complete 75% of all of the quests.

I did everything, and I got the cheeseburger about three-quarters into the game.

And I've played the game twice, and I haven't got any of the ally cheeseburgers, even though I swear to fuck I should have.

This playthrough I'm doing now, I haven't changed my team up at all, so hopefully I get 'em.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 12:51 AM
I think you meant to say, "... and Wombat stinks", Scobie. 8-)

Hare, hare, Wombat blog!! Hare, hare, Wombat baby!!!

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:51 AM
I'm hoping to see it Wednesday or Thursday.

More importantly, however, I can't wait for The Dark Knight.
Yeah. That shit is gonna be sick.

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:52 AM
...Any free software that works like MS Money?

I'm guessing this is it.
http://www.ideawins.com/express.aspx

But I can't remember for sure. My mind is not working right as this moment.

Rocko
06-28-2008, 12:52 AM
Oh, that reminds me, I saw what seemed to be a rather nice indie theater in Philadelphia today called The Ritz, I believe. I wish I had a place like that nearby.

Mojimbo
06-28-2008, 12:52 AM
Dang, I was gonna give up on them cause I'm probably not gonna get the majority achievement but it's probably worth exploring every single possible planet just for the experience.

Enemies scale up with your level, right?

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 12:53 AM
I was in Chicago working when they were filming TDK.


Shit was rad seeing them blow up a building.

Rocko
06-28-2008, 12:53 AM
Electronicthroat, are you sportin' yourself in your avatar?

Mojimbo
06-28-2008, 12:54 AM
Rocko: The Instigator

8-)

Brak
06-28-2008, 12:54 AM
Dang, I was gonna give up on them cause I'm probably not gonna get the majority achievement but it's probably worth exploring every single possible planet just for the experience.

Enemies scale up with your level, right?
J'eah.

seanr1221
06-28-2008, 12:54 AM
They have to Jim, since you can tackle any of the 3 main tasks whenever you want.

crunchb3rry
06-28-2008, 12:55 AM
Looking at the topic, I wish this wasn't an OTT thread because I could use some help. My ass feels like I sat on a cactus.

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 12:56 AM
Electronicthroat, are you sportin' yourself in your avatar?

no, it's Jesse Smith from the band Zao. (http://www.zaoonline.com/)

Scobie
06-28-2008, 12:56 AM
Yep. Ever since I finished reading TDKR and watched Batman Begins again on FX, I can't wait. :drool:

...

I completely understand... completely, claivroyant. Gold like gold, gold like Irish whiskey. Gold like sunlight forcing through hair fallen clumsy over an ear, across fingers caressing a cheek leading up to lips being kissed with real meaning like a Churcilllian speech, hearts moved while bombs fall all around... the devastation tripping sensations in a car, behind a church, with a girl who not only says yes, but says YES.

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 12:57 AM
They were also filming some Dillinger/Babyface Nelson Movie with Johnny Depp and Christian Bale down the street the other day. Tons of ugly weaboo teenage fans out. I was pissed cuz of the traffic. Took like 1/2 hour to get from Pizza Hut to my house. :/

dcfox
06-28-2008, 12:58 AM
They were also filming some Dillinger/Babyface Nelson Movie with Johnny Depp and Christian Bale down the street the other day. Tons of ugly weaboo teenage fans out. I was pissed cuz of the traffic to get from Pizza Hut to my house. :/
What's a weaboo?

Rocko
06-28-2008, 12:59 AM
Damn.

Are you electronicmaji?

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 12:59 AM
Otakus. Japanophiles.

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 01:00 AM
no, it's Jesse Smith from the band Zao. (http://www.zaoonline.com/)

Top tags for ZAO: metalcore, hardcore, metal, christian, death metal, screamo


Ahahahahaha.

LinkinPrime
06-28-2008, 01:00 AM
I know you were only joking, mang. 8-)

I think I saved it as a GIF using Adobe PhotoDeluxe...

Double-check your Photoshop and see if it has any quality options when you save it as a GIF.

It did have some options, I set it to 256 colors and there was a couple other settings but none that made it look any better. I think I'm going to have to upgrade to CS or at least try PhotoDeluxe. Better yet, I wish I could get off my ass and take some courses in college or online.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:01 AM
Why is Scobi so drunk?

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 01:01 AM
Damn.

Are you electronicmaji?

if that ? is directed at me, then no.

I joined a long time ago, but couldn't remember what email address I used to sign up with, so i created this new account in Jan.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:01 AM
Top tags for ZAO: metalcore, hardcore, metal, christian, death metal, screamo


Ahahahahaha.
MONEY.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:01 AM
Why is Scobi so drunk?

Drunk on poetry!

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 01:03 AM
Dat ZAO $$$$a looks mad ghey.

Mojimbo
06-28-2008, 01:03 AM
Bayxter, you're gonna want one of these to crack your mang open.

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100087664&N=10000003+90401+502868+4294963970

For...you know...installing some legitimately awesome LEDs and not anything nefarious. 8-)

zewone
06-28-2008, 01:05 AM
You guys should have came to happy hours. 14 beers later, I'm feeling good. About to go to my friend's house and get some ass later. 8-)

LinkinPrime
06-28-2008, 01:06 AM
Bayxter, you're gonna want one of these to crack your mang open.

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100087664&N=10000003+90401+502868+4294963970

For...you know...installing some legitimately awesome LEDs and not anything nefarious. 8-)

Whoa that's cheap...I've been looking for one to switch my 120GB HDD case for the Halo 3 HDD case.

Soodmeg
06-28-2008, 01:08 AM
You take what you can get.

Who the flam fuck nugget is this guy?

Alright...who got banned and is now pretending to me a cag in training?

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:08 AM
You guys should have came to happy hours. 14 beers later, I'm feeling good. About to go to my friend's house and get some ass later. 8-)

Whiskey dick = no ass getting. Should've stopped at 10 beers.

Rocko
06-28-2008, 01:10 AM
Christian Deathmetalcore Screamo?

That's the best genre ever. Fight the system. With Jesus.

zewone
06-28-2008, 01:10 AM
Yeah, well, the booty call isn't until about 1 or 2, I have time to sober up.

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 01:11 AM
I hate summer. Everything is full of fucking kids.
:/

zewone
06-28-2008, 01:13 AM
ajajaja !@ linkin's avatar.

that shit is trash

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 01:14 AM
I hate summer. Everything is full of fucking kids.
:/

I concur.

LinkinPrime
06-28-2008, 01:14 AM
...Any free software that works like MS Money?

lilboo, I'm not sure how MS Money works, but I've heard nothing but great things about Mint.com, its free. I'm going to sign up for it one of these days.

http://www.mint.com/

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 01:15 AM
Fight the system. With Jesus.:rofl:

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 01:16 AM
When you gonna sell me your Triple, Zoonucca?

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:16 AM
PB+J is win. 8-)

zewone
06-28-2008, 01:16 AM
I didn't know you wanted it, mang.

I sold that shit last night.

LinkinPrime
06-28-2008, 01:17 AM
ajajaja !@ linkin's avatar.

that shit is trash

If you say it is, it must be true. After all, you're the coolest kid I know on the web 8-)

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:17 AM
Yeah, well, the booty call isn't until about 1 or 2, I have time to sober up.

Potatoes sop up liquor... eat some hash browns... and get a jimmy hat.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:17 AM
Dude, Zewone is drunk on the internet. 8-)

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 01:18 AM
You shittin me?


For how much?

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:18 AM
JFD, your insight and wisdom is first-rate! :wave:

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:19 AM
JFD, your insight and wisdom is first-rate! :wave:

QFT! Lima Oscar Lima!

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:20 AM
Moxio, I'm glad you haven't fallen into a self-destructive pool like our intoxicated acquaintance, Zewone! :wave:

zewone
06-28-2008, 01:22 AM
If you say it is, it must be true. After all, you're the coolest kid I know on the web 8-)
True, true. 8-)
Potatoes sop up liquor... eat some hash browns... and get a jimmy hat.
Cool, thanks.
Dude, Zewone is drunk on the internet. 8-)
Yep.
You shittin me?


For how much?
$350

zewone
06-28-2008, 01:23 AM
It looks like a pile of shit trying to move another pile of shit. :rofl:

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 01:23 AM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/38208.jpg

:rofl:

<3 The Melvins.

ph33r m3
06-28-2008, 01:23 AM
Speaking of itching, gettin' crabs is overrated.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:25 AM
Speaking of itching, gettin' crabs is overrated.

...

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:25 AM
Speaking of itching, gettin' crabs is overrated.

Really tiny combs FTW!

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:26 AM
Mmm...pancakes.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:27 AM
Now Ziu, will you be getting vag AND ass, or strictly ass?

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:28 AM
I hope it's not a fat girl.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:29 AM
I hope it's not a fat girl.

Fat guy and a fat girl = true love. 8-)

joe2187
06-28-2008, 01:29 AM
Ingrown hair...on my ass!

ph33r m3
06-28-2008, 01:29 AM
...

Happened in my freshmen year of college....like in September or something?

Being the young and mild man I was, being on my own for the first time, I decided to peruse my dorm hall. My dormmate was hittin' this total dime-piece. We go to her dorm, her dormmate is there, we decide to play a game of Kings, Beer Pong...you know that weak shit.

So my dormmate and the dime-piece leave, i'm tipsy, and apparently so was the STD-infected skank hoe sitting next to me. Definitely dime-piece material, but not the type you'd bring home to your parents for Thanksgiving. Proceeded to sleep with what I now refer to her as "Ointment girl".

The next morning I awake, my friend proceeds to tell me this skank-ho has slept with 1/2 the basketball team. Scared, I call my good friend Jamelle McMillan, who's the back-up PG...and yes it's true.

So about 5 days-shaved off pubes-later I was cured.

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 01:29 AM
Is Rock Band better on dat triple or the Treechitty?

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:29 AM
Beat Condemned 2. Great game. The ending wasn't as good as the first, but the overall game is scarier.

electronicthroat
06-28-2008, 01:31 AM
g'night OTT. have a good one.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:31 AM
I'm gonna play Condemned 2 in the dark and casually brush off any scary parts like they're nothing. 8-)

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:32 AM
I'm gonna play Condemned 2 in the dark and casually brush off any scary parts like they're nothing. 8-)

Bullshit. You'll fill up your tight little tennis shorts with chocolate twist.

joe2187
06-28-2008, 01:32 AM
$$$$sanity fucks em rotten...

:puke:

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:32 AM
Scars you're a jerk. 8-)

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:33 AM
I admire your exanimate-esque attributes, Moxio! :wave:

ph33r m3
06-28-2008, 01:33 AM
$$$$sanity fucks em rotten...

:puke:

I was young, let that be a lesson to you.

I was seriously freakin' out, first STD I ever had. I always thought Crabs was like the 2nd-coming of AIDS or some shit.

She's currently dating James Harden.

getmeoutofjoliet
06-28-2008, 01:33 AM
Night OTT.

marten
06-28-2008, 01:33 AM
So Zew's drunk, Scobie's back, and training wheels have infected the OTT.

Anything else I miss today?

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:34 AM
Hey marten, sneaky's dying to know the address of that Dunkin's. Is it the Aurora one?

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:35 AM
Jesus. I figured i'd try the Condemned 2 multiplayer again. Again, there were no rooms, so I started one of my own. After ten minutes, I had a total of two people in my room, not even enough to start a game. That means, on a Friday night, a total of three people were playing Condemned 2 online. Yeesh.


Anyway, who wants it? $25 shipped!

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:36 AM
So Zew's drunk, Scobie's back, and training wheels have infected the OTT.

Anything else I miss today?
Yeah. Sending money to my apartment.

dcfox
06-28-2008, 01:36 AM
I'm gonna play Condemned 2 in the dark and casually brush off any scary parts like they're nothing. 8-)
Scary games stink.

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:37 AM
Bayxter, you're gonna want one of these to crack your mang open.

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100087664&N=10000003+90401+502868+4294963970

For...you know...installing some legitimately awesome LEDs and not anything nefarious. 8-)
Anything special about that'n, or would your basic small screwdriver set suffice?

(I was planning on Deebo-ing my dad's.)

joe2187
06-28-2008, 01:38 AM
Jesus. I figured i'd try the Condemned 2 multiplayer again. Again, there were no rooms, so I started one of my own. After ten minutes, I had a total of two people in my room, not even enough to start a game. That means, on a Friday night, a total of three people were playing Condemned 2 online. Yeesh.


Anyway, who wants it? $25 shipped!

$15?

marten
06-28-2008, 01:38 AM
Hey marten, sneaky's dying to know the address of that Dunkin's. Is it the Aurora one?

Nope, the one I used to frequent was down in Tacoma.

Yeah. Sending money to my apartment.

This will be the nth time I've told you....you know what I require. 8-)

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:39 AM
I FORGOT!

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:39 AM
Wait Baker's never opened a 360?

You need T screwdrivers if you're going to want access to your drives.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:39 AM
$15?

Deal.

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:41 AM
Wait Baker's never opened a 360?

You need T screwdrivers if you're going to want access to your drives.
Can I buy those at the store?

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:41 AM
So Zew's drunk, Scobie's back, and training wheels have infected the OTT.

Anything else I miss today?

800 million people made sweet motherfuckin' love... maybe more... I got tired of going door to door with my clipboard after a while.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:42 AM
Can I buy those at the store?

It should be at any self-respecting hardware store.

marten
06-28-2008, 01:42 AM
I FORGOT!

*looks around* Pity......pity?!?!?!?

Nope, can't find it. :razz:

The fuck do you expect me to do? Throw a box/envelope in the mail with BRAK on it and hope it gets to you somehow? Do I need to break out the cup of wet dirt to drive that point home? :D

And now, beer.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:43 AM
I need some show recommendations. Doesn't matter if they're old or new.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:44 AM
I need some show recommendations. Doesn't matter if they're old or new.

The news.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:44 AM
Hey Marten, send me money too. 8-)

joe2187
06-28-2008, 01:44 AM
I need some show recommendations. Doesn't matter if they're old or new.

Dexter- WATCH IT!

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:44 AM
Marten, send me beer. 8-)

marten
06-28-2008, 01:44 AM
800 million people made sweet motherfuckin' love... maybe more... I got tired of going door to door with my clipboard after a while.

The hell you been, anyways? Drowning your sorrows in Jameson again?

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:45 AM
Dexter- WATCH IT!



Ehhhhhhhhhh...errrrrrrrrr...ok.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:45 AM
I need some show recommendations. Doesn't matter if thy're old or new.

Leonard Cohen... "New Skin for the Old Ceremony"...

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:45 AM
*looks around* Pity......pity?!?!?!?

Nope, can't find it. :razz:

The fuck do you expect me to do? Throw a box/envelope in the mail with BRAK on it and hope it gets to you somehow? Do I need to break out the cup of wet dirt to drive that point home? :D

And now, beer.
Everyone knows where your boy lives. 8-)

marten
06-28-2008, 01:46 AM
Hey Marten, send me money too. 8-)

TFN's already proven that giant dildos are much more useful for you.

Marten, send me beer. 8-)

And make that travesty you call tennis skills even worse? Ha.

Tequila, maybe.

Mojimbo
06-28-2008, 01:47 AM
Brak, you need a Torx head screwdriver, it had like a hexagon head. The ones I linked you to were great and cheap.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:48 AM
TFN's already proven that giant dildos are much more useful for you.
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk295/johnnyfoxdarko/icon_cool.gif

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:48 AM
Marten, send me beer. 8-)

What was CAG like in 2003?

dcfox
06-28-2008, 01:48 AM
Marten, send me some giant black dildos 8-)

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:48 AM
The hell you been, anyways? Drowning your sorrows in Jameson again?

Where've I been? Shooting across the sky like Halley's comet. Or like Bill Haley and the Comets. Not sure... chasing, in slow motion, life... as it was dangled around a cosmic track just outside of my reach.

And drinking Alegash's Musette. Google it.

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:49 AM
Brak, you need a Torx head screwdriver, it had like a hexagon head. The ones I linked you to were great and cheap.
Thanks.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:49 AM
What was CAG like in 2003?

Barren as fuck. OTTs were better. OTTers were better. 8-)

TheRock88
06-28-2008, 01:49 AM
Marten, send me some giant black dildos 8-)

Send em to me once you're done with them. :bouncy:

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:49 AM
What was CAG like in 2003?

Ever see the 2001: A Space Odyssey? It was like the opening bits of that..

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:50 AM
Hey dcfox, I can hook you up.

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:50 AM
Get, like, the world's longest black, double-sided dildo, and send one end to TheRock and one end to dcfox.

That'd be hot.

LinkinPrime
06-28-2008, 01:50 AM
Dexter- WATCH IT!

Definately!!!

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:51 AM
Barren as fuck. OTTs were better. OTTers were better. 8-)

And then you showed up and started talking about tennis? Did tennis ruin the OTT? Tennis? TENNIS? TENNISTENNISTENNISTENNIS
TENNISTENNISTENsnIENEISISNE
SHELLSILVERSTIEN


We really need to get a new insult to throw at you.

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:52 AM
Temp is one of those "haters" that African-Americans be talkin' 'bout.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 01:52 AM
Yeah. What about visors?
Do you wear those, buddy?

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:52 AM
You guys have original material. 8-)

Mojimbo
06-28-2008, 01:52 AM
Dang, I hate nebulas with more than one system.

joe2187
06-28-2008, 01:53 AM
Definately!!!

Aw! Fuck!...you ruined it. now it's unwatchable.


8-)

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:53 AM
Temp is one of those "haters" that African-Americans be talkin' 'bout.


Yes. I'm a madddddd hat(t)er! Guffaw. Get it?!


http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/alicepic/disney-movie/mad-hatter-1.jpg

marten
06-28-2008, 01:53 AM
What was CAG like in 2003?

Probably a lot better than it is now, but then again, you didn't have random beer/dildos/money flying around, either.

Marten, send me some giant black dildos 8-)

Only if you post the Youtube video.

Where've I been? Shooting across the sky like Halley's comet. Or like Bill Haley and the Comets. Not sure... chasing, in slow motion, life... as it was dangled around a cosmic track just outside of my reach.

And drinking Alegash's Musette. Google it.

I know that beer. I see it everytime I go to the store, I just haven't tried it yet.

I shall now.

And Brak, was that honestly that fucking difficult? ;)

dcfox
06-28-2008, 01:54 AM
Get, like, the world's longest black, double-sided dildo, and send one end to TheRock and one end to dcfox.

That'd be hot.
Dildos across America. That would be pretty sweet.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:54 AM
Probably a lot better than it is now, but then again, you didn't have random beer/dildos/money flying around, either.



Only if you post the Youtube video.



I know that beer. I see it everytime I go to the store, I just haven't tried it yet.

I shall now.

And Brak, was that honestly that fucking difficult? ;)

Money?



If I were one of the seven deadly sins, i'd be envy.

Brak
06-28-2008, 01:55 AM
And Brak, was that honestly that fucking difficult? ;)
I'm a technical idiot, sometimes.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:56 AM
Marten since we live so close we could meet IRL and you could give me free stuff. 8-)

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 01:57 AM
Mox is an Indian. Give him nothing.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 01:58 AM
Mox is an Indian. Give him nothing.

Dude, you're 0/3 tonight. Pick it up.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 01:59 AM
I know that beer. I see it everytime I go to the store, I just haven't tried it yet.

I shall now.

Some is aged in wine casks... I prefer the kind aged in scotch casks... It's delightful.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:01 AM
Dude, you're 0/3 tonight. Pick it up.

And those were the reasons, and that was New York... we were running for the money and the flesh.

Brak
06-28-2008, 02:01 AM
Temp = White

marten
06-28-2008, 02:03 AM
Marten since we live so close we could meet IRL and you could give me free stuff. 8-)

Now where would the fun be in that. :roll:

I need to ship Chika's box out here next week...perhaps I should add a few more to the pile.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:03 AM
Temp = White

"White people's houses smell like lettuce." - Redd Foxx

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:03 AM
Temp = White

Yet I make better dillas than any of you Mexicans...odd how that works out.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 02:03 AM
Hey Marten, we could meet in real life and not fight.
I'll make you some of my succulent jimmiemac&cheese.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:05 AM
Yet I make better dillas than any of you Mexicans...odd how that works out.

dillas = faux Mexican cuisine

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:05 AM
Hey Marten, we could meet in real life and not fight.
I'll make you some of my succulent jimmiemac&cheese.

I hear that dish has a high amount of hubris in it.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 02:05 AM
Now where would the fun be in that. :roll:

I need to ship Chika's box out here next week...perhaps I should add a few more to the pile.

It would be fun because you'd be meeting CAG's creator, me. 8-)

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:06 AM
Hey Marten, we could meet in real life and not fight.

Yeah... you don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time...

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:07 AM
I hear that dish has a high amount of hubris in it.

^truthful statement

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:08 AM
Also, Mox likes to take showers with JFD and friends whilst smoking blunts.

marten
06-28-2008, 02:08 AM
I hear that dish has a high amount of failure in it.

At least JMac got it right. Habanero makes anything better.

It would be fun because you'd be meeting CAG's creator, me. 8-)

If this truly is your brainchild, I'd meet you just to punch you in the mouth. Twice.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:10 AM
Also, Mox likes to take showers with JFD and friends whilst smoking blunts.

How do they keep them lit?

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:11 AM
How do they keep them lit?


Hahahahahahahahahahah....errrr.....hmph....I dunno....

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 02:12 AM
Dude, Temp, you're just jealous because your pinky is insufficient.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:13 AM
Welp, I'm out.... see you in 5 months!

Marten -- shine on, you crazy diamond!

marten
06-28-2008, 02:14 AM
Welp, I'm out.... see you in 5 months!

Marten -- shine on, you crazy diamond!

I shall post pictures of said beer during its acquisition.

Room temp or cold for it?

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:15 AM
Dude, Temp, you're just jealous because your pinky is insufficient.


Wutch you say boiiiiiii? I ain't got no candy fo' yo ass!

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:16 AM
I shall post pictures of said beer during its acquisition.

Room temp or cold for it?


Uhhh...I guess i'll take the room? Not a big fan of "cold for it."

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:17 AM
I shall post pictures of said beer during its acquisition.

Room temp or cold for it?

55 degrees Fahrenheit (store at this temp as well.. and keep upright)... if you buy it by the case, they typically enclose a nice printed sheet with meal and serving suggestions.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:18 AM
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/image.php?u=33192&dateline=1207200558 = http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/db_044_OdedFehr.jpg

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:18 AM
Uhhh...I guess i'll take the room? Not a big fan of "cold for it."

Your ignorance of $20-25 bottles of beer knows very few bounds. But you certainly are temporary, and scar-y.

marten
06-28-2008, 02:19 AM
Uhhh...I guess i'll take the room? Not a big fan of "cold for it."

We already have one TFN.

55 degrees Fahrenheit (store at this temp as well.. and keep upright)... if you buy it by the case, they typically enclose a nice printed sheet with meal and serving suggestions.

Danke.

JohnnyFoxDarko
06-28-2008, 02:19 AM
I'm off too. Later OTT.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:20 AM
Your ignorance of $20-25 bottles of beer knows very few bounds. But you certainly are temporary, and scar-y.

Meh, it's been years since i've had any alcohol and I always drank it warm anyway.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:20 AM
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/image.php?u=33192&dateline=1207200558 = http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/db_044_OdedFehr.jpg

Marten looks a fuck of a lot less like Jesus than that... and I should know... I've seen him on vision cam... on his bed... (woo hoo) (period.)

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:21 AM
:rofl:@ marten owning a bed.



$$$$a sleeps in a coffin.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:21 AM
Meh, it's been years since i've had any alcohol and I always drank it warm anyway.

Follow the advice from Judy Blume's "Freckle Juice"... everything is better cold.

joe2187
06-28-2008, 02:22 AM
I found a bottle of Gin in a bottle shaped out of a toy soldier from 1943.....Sealed. in my aunts attic.

I'mma sell that shit.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:23 AM
Follow the advice from Judy Blume's "Freckle Juice"... everything is better cold.


Like the women we have sex with?

I've always loved cracking open a cold one! Yeahhhhh, necrophilia jokes, ahoy!

marten
06-28-2008, 02:23 AM
Marten looks a fuck of a lot less like Jesus than that... and I should know... I've seen him on vision cam... on his bed... (woo hoo) (period.)

One of the few times the camera wasn't trained on a diminishing bottle of tequila. Har har har.

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:23 AM
I'm gone... seriously and for real... Stay handsome*!

(* Does not apply to Chika... in instances where you represent the party of the first part, heretofore known as "Chika," stay chesty!)

Scobie
06-28-2008, 02:26 AM
One of the few times the camera wasn't trained on a diminishing bottle of tequila. Har har har.

I saw some twat order a margarita with Patron Silver the other day...

Brak
06-28-2008, 02:31 AM
JFD, look at Last.fm.

Brak
06-28-2008, 02:32 AM
JFD:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sgxkaFf-EGU

SneakyPenguin
06-28-2008, 02:32 AM
This is a terrible title.

marten
06-28-2008, 02:33 AM
I saw some twat order a margarita with Patron Silver the other day...

A good waste of some horrible tequila.

So I was looking at this mariomarathon garbage for Childs Play...I mean, don't get me wrong, a great idea and all, but zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Much more fun if they just filmed someone drinking beer. And the wackiness that followed.

I bet I could get more donations than those asshats.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:36 AM
Did you see that movie Teeth? It's about a vagina with teeth.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:37 AM
A good waste of some horrible tequila.

So I was looking at this mariomarathon garbage for Childs Play...I mean, don't get me wrong, a great idea and all, but zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Much more fun if they just filmed someone drinking beer. And the wackiness that followed.

I bet I could get more donations than those asshats.


The last people I would donate money to would be a bunch of dudes sitting around getting drunk.

Moxio
06-28-2008, 02:39 AM
Sneaky this is our... i mean your chance

marten
06-28-2008, 02:41 AM
The first people I would donate money to would be a bunch of dudes in a shower getting high.

Figures.

And I said someone.

Like one person.

And the tomfoolery that followed.

Including being arrested.

And maybe tasered.

But at least beaten.

Temporaryscars
06-28-2008, 02:44 AM
Figures.

And I said someone.

Like one person.

And the tomfoolery that followed.

Including being arrested.

And maybe tasered.

But at least beaten.

One person, just standing there drinking alone? That would be pretty sad. Who the hell would watch that?

"ooooh! I think he might do something soon!"

SneakyPenguin
06-28-2008, 02:49 AM
marten, I saw an earlier post saying it's in Tacoma, but store locater fails me. I request, no, beg, for an address of this mythical Dunkin Donuts.

marten
06-28-2008, 02:51 AM
marten, I saw an earlier post saying it's in Tacoma, but store locater fails me. I request, no, beg, for an address of this mythical Dunkin Donuts.

I shall do one better. I'll go there tomorrow and get said address for you.

It's off Highway 7 before the Roy Y. Couldn't tell you the exact address....yet.

Liquid 2
06-28-2008, 02:52 AM
Ever listened to Mr. Bungle, Brak? It's a rather interesting project of Mike Patton's.

Brak
06-28-2008, 02:58 AM
Ever listened to Mr. Bungle, Brak? It's a rather interesting project of Mike Patton's.
Yeah.

Shit's hot.

His Fantomas project, The Director's Cut, is good stuff.

It's a bunch of new renditions of film scores.

Brak
06-28-2008, 03:02 AM
311 defies all logic, in that they never stink at any point in their career.

zewone
06-28-2008, 03:07 AM
311 defies all logic, in that they never stink at any point in their career.

What?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gt-nBwJR3KA

prmononoke
06-28-2008, 03:07 AM
So Wanted is entertaining mindless fun if you ignore the dismembering of the original comic's heart and soul. If they had called it Summer Movie With a Fuck-ton of Really Cool Shit Happening I would have had no complaints about it at all.

Really? I'm seeing it tomorrow (today, technically) night. I loved the comic, and I've been looking forward to the movie, even though it seems like it totally rapes the comic's story.

Brak
06-28-2008, 03:10 AM
What?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gt-nBwJR3KA
That song is sick. 8-)

SneakyPenguin
06-28-2008, 03:11 AM
I shall do one better. I'll go there tomorrow and get said address for you.

It's off Highway 7 before the Roy Y. Couldn't tell you the exact address....yet.

I will love you forever if it's a true, real Dunkin Donuts, as will my friends.

311 defies all logic, in that they always stink at every point in their career.

Fixed.

mr ryles
06-28-2008, 03:12 AM
Brak is on drugs.

Brak
06-28-2008, 03:13 AM
Both Sneaky and Ryles suck dick.

SneakyPenguin
06-28-2008, 03:14 AM
Both Sneaky and Ryles suck dick.

Doesn't change the fact that 311 is garbage.

Brak
06-28-2008, 03:16 AM
See, now you're just being condescending, which I imagine is tough to do while you have a furry costume hanging in your closet.

SneakyPenguin
06-28-2008, 03:18 AM
See, now you're just being condescending, which I imagine is tough to do while you have a furry costume hanging in your closet.

It's quite easy, once you dream up a little personal reality where everything is right in your own vision.

Brak
06-28-2008, 03:18 AM
Is that how you do it?

SneakyPenguin
06-28-2008, 03:20 AM
Is that how you do it?

Yep. Didn't like this world, so now I have one that works.

Brak
06-28-2008, 03:22 AM
You didn't create it, though. 8-)