Worst movies ever made?

[Will]

Going over a few dvd lots on ebay, i got to thinking, which i dont do very often and came across theses that i like to call Crap Classics-

Street Fighter
Tales from the Hood
House of the Dead

Keep in mind these ive listed are just imho.
Im sure when i get a few beers in me ill come back and relay some more. Those should be a good start.

[Ericnmel99]

Glitter. Didnt see it....didnt need to.

[flizmo007]

Gigli

[jimbodan]

Blair Witch Project has to be hands down the worst "movie" ever made.

[Smell]

i agree on House of the dead, Tales from the Hood, i thought street fighter was ok

man house of the dead is retarted
that head zombie was like blah hahaha u cant kill me then the girl steps on his head.

[Journey]

Freddie Got Fingered

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Jawbreaker

[spidey]

Super Mario Bros.

[fieldkillah]

Showgirls, so awful that its actually fun to watch because you cant believe it can get any worse.

[punqsux]

dreamcatcher

[ZForce915]

You can't judge a movie worst ever if you didn't see it.

My vote is "The Ring"

[Smell]

i like showgirls

but only one scene and i rewatch it over and over

if u seen the movie u should know which one im talking bout

[Will]

Best part of that movie was seeing rose mcgowan getting tapped by manson lol.

Jawbreaker

[saadman]

Hands down Cool As Ice. It was simply a marketing act to ink all the money out of the Vanilla Ice craze. Though hilarious for it's extremely obvious editing flaws, it still sucks!

[KingDox]

baby geniuses and soon baby geniuses 2

[hiccupleftovers]

Gigli

Hands down this wins. End of thread, we have a winner. Just a bleh movie, one of the worst I have seen. Tied with this is Glitter which also quite bad.

I think that Showgirls isn't that bad.

[CrimGhost]

Freddie Got Fingered

That movie was pretty funny :lol: But Tom Green is washed up so...yeah.

[Howeraing]

Super Mario Bros.

[AdamInPlaidum]

HALO!!! NINTENDO FOR LIFEZOR!

But seriously, Coyote Ugly is pretty damn bad.

[bignick]

Tales from the hood is awesome!

[Wshakspear]

Catwoman. it sucks for mutiple reasons, the main two being a horrible movie, and the second is not sucking enough to even make it funny bad.

and yes, i have seen it...research for work, you could say

[Admiral Ackbar]

Plan 9 from Outer Space!

[DesertEagleXIX]

'Signs' was a huge pile of streaming elephant turds. Everytime they'd finally get the film moving, they'd stop for a family hug.
And did we really need to see the flashback of the aliens hand getting cut off? Unless you're retarded, I would hope you would remember something that happened 20 minutes earlier.
Was ANYONE surprised that Mel Gibson would regain his 'faith'. If you were, I have a copy of Superman 64 for ya. cheap.

[trq]

The Last Action Hero -- I knew I was in trouble when the guy got killed with the ice cream cone to the head. Shoulda walked out then...

Battlefield Earth -- At the advanced screening I saw (yes, I saw it for free, and no, it wasn't worth it), one of the "actresses" snuck in and sat at the back of the theatre, waiting to see how the audience would react. Suffice to say, she left in tears. No joke.

[epobirs]

Showgirls, so awful that its actually fun to watch because you cant believe it can get any worse.

Any movie with a deluxe edition package that includes all the materials for a drinking game except the booze has a specialness that transcends its misbegotten creation. Plus lots of high qulaity nudity. Even "Wild World of Batwoman' would have gotten a higher rating if the strippers making up most of the cast had been allowed to do their jobs.

[epobirs]

Catwoman. it sucks for mutiple reasons, the main two being a horrible movie, and the second is not sucking enough to even make it funny bad.

and yes, i have seen it...research for work, you could say

That is the most dire of situations when you can even play MSTie with a bad movie. Slow torture.

[trq]

'Signs' was a huge pile of streaming elephant turds. Everytime they'd finally get the film moving, they'd stop for a family hug.
And did we really need to see the flashback of the aliens hand getting cut off? Unless you're retarded, I would hope you would remember something that happened 20 minutes earlier.
Was ANYONE surprised that Mel Gibson would regain his 'faith'. If you were, I have a copy of Superman 64 for ya. cheap.

Yeah, I knew there'd be one of these. When you ask this question, there's always one guy who pipes in with "Raging Bull" or some such, just because it managed to push a button with him.

If you really think this was the worst movie ever, you haven't seen many movies.

[Rodimus]

Any movie they make fun of in Mystery Science Theather 3000, except the Godzilla movies.

Anyone seen the movie "Skydivers"?

[Duo_Maxwell]

I think this has been asked before about horror movies and I'll answer with the same movie:

Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula

There I said it...

[epobirs]

'Signs' was a huge pile of streaming elephant turds. Everytime they'd finally get the film moving, they'd stop for a family hug.
And did we really need to see the flashback of the aliens hand getting cut off? Unless you're retarded, I would hope you would remember something that happened 20 minutes earlier.
Was ANYONE surprised that Mel Gibson would regain his 'faith'. If you were, I have a copy of Superman 64 for ya. cheap.

Yeah, I knew there'd be one of these. When you ask this question, there's always one guy who pipes in with "Raging Bull" or some such, just because it managed to push a button with him.

If you really think this was the worst movie ever, you haven't seen many movies.

Nope, 'Signs' really and truly sucked. The audience had been expecting so much after the writer-director's previous two films they were left in a state of denial. 'The Village' is equally bad, especially since it largely rips off movies and Twilight Zone episodes everybody has seen but magically forgets thanks to the hype-rays.

[AlbinoNinja]

Cats and Dogs. It might not have been that bad if i didnt have to see it A SECOND SHAQ-FUING TIME.

Also Pokemon: the first movie

basically any kids movie that kids did not like is as low as you can go

[CaseyRyback]

pootie tang

[SupremeNumNuts]

Signs kicked ass but anyways

Troll 1 and 2

[mykevermin]

My contributions:

Grunt! The Wrestling Movie

and

Leonard: Part VI

with an Honorable Mention for Dunston Checks In.

myke.

[alongx]

Worst movie ever: Army of Darkness.

[AdamInPlaidum]

My contributions:

Grunt! The Wrestling Movie

and

Leonard: Part VI

with an Honorable Mention for Dunston Checks In.

myke.

I remember liking Dunston Checks In. Then again, I was young, loved orangutans, and was absolutely thrilled to find out Peewee still had a job somewhere.

[KrazyKefka]

dreamcatcher

I agree. That movie was a complete mess.

[hiccupleftovers]

Worst movie ever: Army of Darkness.

How can you say that?!?!

[Renzokuken]

House of the Dead

I mean who the hell puts video game footage in with the action? I also thought the special features on the movie was really dumb with their revolving camera invention.

[Explosion]

The worst movie I ever saw in the theatre was "Mr. Wrong"

I hated everything about it

[WildWop]

#2 worst movie ever: Battlefield Earth (cromagnon man flying jets at supersonic speeds without filght suits? GREAT!)

#1 worst movie ever: Dragonworld. A charming tale starring that ugly ass kid that used to be in Disneyworld commercials (the one with the speech impediment and the mouth that looks like a triangular asshole) as a child that befriends a dragon. The family runs out of money and sells the dragon to a theme park. The dragon gets really depressed, so the kid embarks on a quest BY HIMSELF to free the dragon. God awful.


#1 worst statement in this thread:
Worst movie ever: Army of Darkness.

[Wombat]

anyone see Airborn?, its stars a really young seth green and jack black, Oh its so bad, its hysterical. It's like the Karate Kid but on roller blades

[crazytalkx]

Definitely Super Mario Bros. since I wouldn't dare waste money watching Gigli or Glitter. Nothing like seeing your favorite video game icons (at the time) being thrown into a 90 minute piece of crap. ](*,)

[Will]

Showgirls is good for only one reason..well technically two reasons, and those reasons keep showing up..

[epobirs]

dreamcatcher

I agree. That movie was a complete mess.

Extra points for trashing a perfectly good book.

I listened to this on audio while working a graveyard shift. Kept me entertained for almost three nights. Would have made a good mini-series but was guaranteed to be butchered as a feature film even if they did a good job, which they did not.

[Will]

My fave MST3K of all time was "I accuse my parents". Everytime i watch it i cry from laughing so hard.

Any movie they make fun of in Mystery Science Theather 3000, except the Godzilla movies.

Anyone seen the movie "Skydivers"?

[Xevious]

Any movie that makes me say the following statement: "I am so sick of seeing all these breasts" is a terrible, terrible movie. Because of this fact, Showgirls is a damnable piece of filmmaking. I hated that piece of shit!

Other atrocities are the following: Billy Madison, Blood Sucking Freaks, Once upon a time in Mexico and any movie with Pauly Shore. Im sure I missed a few.

[Squirms]

Joe's Apartment sucked. This is the only movie I couldn't watch all the way through.

[Trakan]

Any movie that makes me say the following statement: "I am so sick of seeing all these breasts" is a terrible, terrible movie. Because of this fact, Showgirls is a damnable piece of filmmaking. I hated that piece of shit!

Other atrocities are the following: Billy Madison, Blood Sucking Freaks, Once upon a time in Mexico and any movie with Pauly Shore. Im sure I missed a few.

Dood!!!! Billy Madison, Once upon a time in Mexico and most Pauly Shore movies are all great!!!!!!

Anyways, my vote goes to "The Village"

[jmcc]

There can be only one! (http://www.jabootu.com/rotor.htm)

edit: though I do like the movie on a deeply profound level. It's bad but totally enjoyable.

[basketkase543]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the turd that is Batman and Robin.

[Zenithian Legend]

I must agree the ring really sucked, anyway the worst movie ever has to be "you got served"

[Squirms]

anyone see Airborn?, its stars a really young seth green and jack black, Oh its so bad, its hysterical. It's like the Karate Kid but on roller blades

I saw that movie, a superb piece of crap. I forgot that Jack Black was in it.

[evilmax17]

The Crow: City of Angels.

My favorite movie of all time is the first one, least favorite movie of all time the second one. A pity...

[Zenithian Legend]

What's the best golf movie ever?
What's the worst golf movie ever?

Why... Caddyshack 1 & 2 of course

[MrBadExample]

I'll second Batman & Robin

Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Bounce
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Butterfly Effect (Director's Cut - the ending totally ruined it)
Event Horizon

[punqsux]

Any movie they make fun of in Mystery Science Theather 3000, except the Godzilla movies.

Anyone seen the movie "Skydivers"?

are you insane?! alot of those movies are awesome!
the gamera movies, gorgo, TISCTSLABCMUZ, eye creatures, party beach, time chasers, soul taker! so many awesome flicks! i could name about 100 more if you really want me too.

mtt3k didnt do bad movies persay, they did quirky movies that were easy to make fun of.

[evilpenguin9000]

Dracula Dead and Loving it is the only movie where someone has had to wake me up because I was snoring too loud for them to go to sleep.

Mr. BadExample has stolen all my picks.

[Mr. Anderson]

I'll second Batman & Robin

Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Bounce
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Butterfly Effect (Director's Cut - the ending totally ruined it)
Event Horizon

I didn't think Event Horizon was that bad....

[ValkyrieVF-1S]

I think the worst movie I have ever seen has to be either Van Hellsing or Black Mask 2...

[Darthrook]

Battlefield Earth followed closely by Charlies Angels Full Throttle

http://users.ign.com/collection/Darthrook

[trq]

I think this has been asked before about horror movies and I'll answer with the same movie:

Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula

There I said it...

Hey! I liked Billy the Kid vs. Dracula! ... but yeah, it wasn't so hot. What a waste of an awesome concept.

[trq]

'Signs' was a huge pile of streaming elephant turds. Everytime they'd finally get the film moving, they'd stop for a family hug.
And did we really need to see the flashback of the aliens hand getting cut off? Unless you're retarded, I would hope you would remember something that happened 20 minutes earlier.
Was ANYONE surprised that Mel Gibson would regain his 'faith'. If you were, I have a copy of Superman 64 for ya. cheap.

Yeah, I knew there'd be one of these. When you ask this question, there's always one guy who pipes in with "Raging Bull" or some such, just because it managed to push a button with him.

If you really think this was the worst movie ever, you haven't seen many movies.

Nope, 'Signs' really and truly sucked. The audience had been expecting so much after the writer-director's previous two films they were left in a state of denial. 'The Village' is equally bad, especially since it largely rips off movies and Twilight Zone episodes everybody has seen but magically forgets thanks to the hype-rays.

Maybe I shouldn't have picked "Raging Bull" for my example, but my point is that even if you found it sub-par, it still comes in ahead of almost every movie in this thread so far, if for no other reason than say ... oh, the appropriate use of camera angles and scene transitions and so on -- the stuff they teach you in the first year of film school that somehow didn't make its way into House of the Dead or Charlie's Angels or Batman and Robin or...

Let me also mention that "Unbreakable" was even less well received (65% on Rotten Tomatos) than "Signs," (78%) and "The Sixth Sense" only did slightly better. (85%)

[CrimGhost]

Double Dragon and Dragon Ball: The magic begins...ugh.

[ZeroSupporT]

Those Evil Leprechaun horror movies, although a midget pogosticking in a guys chest was a good laugh, worth the rewind.

[evilpenguin9000]

Van Helsing is definitely the worst movie I've seen this year. Woo was that stinky. I wanted to like Kate Beckinsdale and couldn't. Just bad...

[ValkyrieVF-1S]

Van Helsing is definitely the worst movie I've seen this year. Woo was that stinky. I wanted to like Kate Beckinsdale and couldn't. Just bad...

*sigh* I wanted to like the movie so much, but the whole movie was just too dumb. The dialogue was just awful and I was laughing at all the serious scenes. I couldn't believe Kate Beckinsale was in it, and I was so pissed at the ending. What a waste of 2 hours of my life. ;(

[mst3k_stud]

the piano
AI

[mousin]

atack of the killer tomatoes, texas chainsaw massacre.

[johnnyoski]

Showgirls
Home Fries
Mr. Deeds
Waiting to Exhale

At least they were only rentals.

[Graystone]

dumb and dumber
tales from the hood
ALL teen movies from the 90's I can not think of one good teen movie from the 90's
pardoy movies are always dumb as well.

[Xevious]

the piano
AI

The Piano is a love it or hate it kinda of movie. Personally, I dont think it qualifys to be one of the worst movies though.


AI was flawed movie but I thought it was pretty good.

[daikaiju]

There are 2 only movies I've ever watched that I turned off 30 minutes into them.

Kung Pow! - what the hell is this piece of crap?

and

the second Matrix movie - so uninteresting that I can't even remember the official name, this completely disheartened me on the whole series - I've still never bothered to watch it the whole way through, nor do I have any desire to see the 3rd one. To top it all off, I really like the 1st one a lot - I think it has something to do with the whole unveiling of the unknown, however I think it's a plot that would've been left best unexpanded.

[redrobot]

bowling for columbine...come to think of it, anything that bastard creates.

[pianoman3284]

I think the worst movies have already been listed(Gigli, Battlefield Earth, Mr. wrong, ect.), but I was really dissapointed in The Village, mostly because I guessed the "twist" 20 minutes into the movie. What a let down.

[Xevious]

There are 2 only movies I've ever watched that I turned off 30 minutes into them.

Kung Pow! - what the hell is this piece of crap?



Wow...I forgot about Kung Pow! That was a huge piece of crap. i blocked it out from my memory until you brought it up.

[captainofindustry]

Damn... only one person said plan 9. Oh well mine is idk one of the Gamora movies I seen about the little ahole kid who is good with electronics.

[LinkinPrime]

Eyes Wide Shut, I never understood the plot of the movie, + it had one of the worst endings ever.

[Smell]

Any movie that makes me say the following statement: "I am so sick of seeing all these breasts" is a terrible, terrible movie. Because of this fact, Showgirls is a damnable piece of filmmaking. I hated that piece of shit!

Other atrocities are the following: Billy Madison, Blood Sucking Freaks, Once upon a time in Mexico and any movie with Pauly Shore. Im sure I missed a few.



AH UH !!! NOOOOO U DIDDDAAANNNNT
Billy Madison is a great movie

[MrBadExample]

Yeah Billy Madison and Once Upon a Time in Mexico do rock!

[Ericnmel99]

I didnt think Van Helsing was that bad.
I definatly doesnt go under the worst movie ever made catagory.

[abrannan]

anyone see Airborn?, its stars a really young seth green and jack black, Oh its so bad, its hysterical. It's like the Karate Kid but on roller blades

Seen it? Shoot, I lived in Cincinnati when they filmed it, and had the misfortune of working at a movie theater that showed it. I've seen it too many times to be allowed to continue living.


My picks for worst:

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Cabin Boy
Cool as Ice
The Punisher (The Dolph Lundgren one, not this year's effort)
Yor: the Hunter from the Future (sadly, I saw this one in the theaters, it wasn't even cool when I was 7)

[cleaver]

Angel Eyes

[Ikohn4ever]

Manos and the hands of Fate from Mystery Science. The movie was so bad I could hardly laugh.

[David85]

The Pasion of the Christ

[bluenatas09]

The Village. I absolutely felt like I wasted not only the $7.50 to get in, but the hours of my life watching it as well.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Best part of that movie was seeing rose mcgowan getting tapped by manson lol.

Jawbreaker

It was hardly worth it

[Mookyjooky]

Not a movie...but anything the "red vs blue" crew makes...

[Duo_Maxwell]

Reading this thread reinforces for me the idea that the movie going public is too odd and too fickle for their own good.

[captainfrizo]

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle - I don't think I can ever forgive Robert DeNiro for being in that poor excuse of a movie.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (w/ Jim Carrey) - it almost made me begin to hate the cartoon version.

Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 - They're lousy sci-fi movies. They're horrible Star Wars movies.

On a side note, I saw Van Helsing and kinda enjoyed it. I went in expecting the worst and it turned out to be fairly entertaining. I did only pay $1.50 to get in though. Had I paid full price I would have wanted a refund.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Master of Disguise.

Just... not... funny. And a complete waste of rental money. One of the few movies where it ended and I was just staring at the screen like "What the FUCK?!"