Have you ever been to a nudist colony or nude beach?

[GameDude]

If not, would you?

[Zenithian Legend]

been to one? hell I live on one!

[Javery]

I've been to a nude beach but I didn't partake in the nakedness - it's not as great as one might initially think. There's a lot of fat chicks and hairy dudes out there...

[Graystone]

I been but I was not into the whole nude thing I stayed dress. it was a beach.

[evilpenguin9000]

I've never been to one and wouldn't inflict my unsightly pastiness on unsuspecting beachgoers.

Did anyone see the beach scene in Eurotrip, the unrated one. Yikes.

[Dok Diamond]

I've never been to one and wouldn't inflict my unsightly pastiness on unsuspecting beachgoers.

Did anyone see the beach scene in Eurotrip, the unrated one. Yikes.

i saw that, all them guys, bad thoughts.

[Xevious]

I accidently stumbled on a nude beach once. There was this family out there: 1 father, 1 mother, 1 son and 2 twin girls about the age of 5.

It was kinda of disturbing seeing the nude father hanging out with his little kids. I mean, can you imagine seeing your own dad naked? ewwwwww.....

[Moxio]

I accidently stumbled on a nude beach once. There was this family out there: 1 father, 1 mother, 1 son and 2 twin girls about the age of 5.

It was kinda of disturbing seeing the nude father hanging out with his little kids. I mean, can you imagine seeing your own dad naked? ewwwwww.....

*barfs*

I can't say that I've been to a nude beach, but now I probably won't if there's as many fat women and hairy guys as you people say there are.

[Scorch]

Wait a second. I thought the internet was a nude beach :?:

[Xevious]

Wait a second. I thought the internet was a nude beach :?:

The internet is a nude bitch not a nude beach

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Wait a second. I thought the internet was a nude beach :?:

Please please please never again give me the mental image of dozens of CAGs sitting naked at their keyboards, illuminated by the soft glow of their monitors.

Please.

[Michaellvortega]

< I doubt people want to see a naked mexican ninja

[Scorch]

Wait a second. I thought the internet was a nude beach :?:

Please please please never again give me the mental image of dozens of CAGs sitting naked at their keyboards, illuminated by the soft glow of their monitors.

Please.

Hey, I just stated it. You're the one who thought of thousands of people sitting naked.

[1SwtDeception]

Wait a second. I thought the internet was a nude beach :?:

Please please please never again give me the mental image of dozens of CAGs sitting naked at their keyboards, illuminated by the soft glow of their monitors.

Please.

i wouldnt even think of it like that even but now im scarred imagining.. *shivers*

[mousin]

Wait a second. I thought the internet was a nude beach :?:

Please please please never again give me the mental image of dozens of CAGs sitting naked at their keyboards, illuminated by the soft glow of their monitors.

Please.

i wouldnt even think of it like that even but now im scarred imagining.. *shivers*


my grandmas sister who lives in switzerland tells me theres lots of them there. or all around in europe. and she tells me if you stare, you get rocks thrown at you and ticketed. i dont think you get ticketd. just wear some sunglasses, the chicks in europe are hot, eurotrip was so bad in portraying the ndue beach part. and its not really what u think. =]

quote on

[msdmoney]

Was at a topless beach while I was in Europe (Nice) this summer. Wasn't really all that great, most of the topless girls were older, a lot older.

[PsyClerk]

Didn't BigNick get banned from a nude beach?

Oh wait, maybe that was me.

[ZarathosNY]

Wait a second. I thought the internet was a nude beach :?:

Please please please never again give me the mental image of dozens of CAGs sitting naked at their keyboards, illuminated by the soft glow of their monitors.

Please.

i wouldnt even think of it like that even but now im scarred imagining.. *shivers*

Really friightening.....DLF :puke:

[daphatty]

There was this nude beach in Santa Cruz (can't remember the name) that doubled as an overnight campout spot for teens. We used to go all the time with our stolen wood palettes for the bon fire and get plenty wasted on cheap liquor. We'd usually be out of there early in the morning so our parents wouldn't trip about where we were, except for one morning. We were all too tired (and hung) to wake up. It was around noon when we crawled out of our tents and found ourselves amidst naked people. Lots of OLD naked people! :puke: Except for this one REALLY RIPPED dude. Fucking guy was only there to show off. Needless to say, we bounced. Not before the women in our group (including my ex-gf) got to have themselves a thrill. :roll: That was the last time I ever did that. Traumatizing indeed.

EDIT: I just remembered the name! It's called Bonnie Dunes just north of Santa Cruz.

[Grave_Addiction]

I accidently stumbled on a nude beach once. There was this family out there: 1 father, 1 mother, 1 son and 2 twin girls about the age of 5.

It was kinda of disturbing seeing the nude father hanging out with his little kids. I mean, can you imagine seeing your own dad naked? ewwwwww.....

That is extremely screwed up. No matter if you believe in nude beaches are okay, it's never okay for a father to walk around naked in front of his daughters, no matter how old they are.

I'd like to hit that dude in the face with a brick for doing that. His daughters will most likely never forget what they saw, and will never have the kind of image of her father she should. That is truly sad.

[Quackzilla]

I accidently stumbled on a nude beach once. There was this family out there: 1 father, 1 mother, 1 son and 2 twin girls about the age of 5.

It was kinda of disturbing seeing the nude father hanging out with his little kids. I mean, can you imagine seeing your own dad naked? ewwwwww.....

That is extremely screwed up. No matter if you believe in nude beaches are okay, it's never okay for a father to walk around naked in front of his daughters, no matter how old they are.

I'd like to hit that dude in the face with a brick for doing that. His daughters will most likely never forget what they saw, and will never have the kind of image of her father she should. That is truly sad.

Where is the ACLU when you need it?
That should be against the law!

[Cornfedwb]

I usually spend some time on nude beaches when I'm around one. But its NOT a sexual/erotic thing.. it's just being natural. If you go there expecting to have your tongue hanging out.. think again.

[cag1000]

been to a nude beach in nj
all old fat guys
dissapointing
maybe on other days there will b some hotness

[GameDude]

I usually spend some time on nude beaches when I'm around one. But its NOT a sexual/erotic thing.. it's just being natural. If you go there expecting to have your tongue hanging out.. think again.

Dude, I bet you're well hung...you have threesomes and hang out on nude beaches! Want to trade?

[Ikohn4ever]

I really dont see the big deal, Americans are so freakin prude about nudity/sexuality. I would rather have a kid see a breast then playing a game where u can rip someones heart out. But thats just me.

[Cornfedwb]

I usually spend some time on nude beaches when I'm around one. But its NOT a sexual/erotic thing.. it's just being natural. If you go there expecting to have your tongue hanging out.. think again.

Dude, I bet you're well hung...you have threesomes and hang out on nude beaches! Want to trade?

I've dated/fooled around with bi-sexual women and am a social nudist.. how does that equate to me being well hung?

[GameDude]

I usually spend some time on nude beaches when I'm around one. But its NOT a sexual/erotic thing.. it's just being natural. If you go there expecting to have your tongue hanging out.. think again.

Dude, I bet you're well hung...you have threesomes and hang out on nude beaches! Want to trade?

I've dated/fooled around with bi-sexual women and am a social nudist.. how does that equate to me being well hung?

I dunno, but it would seem like you are.

[daphatty]

Someone has penis envy.

[Quackzilla]

I really dont see the big deal, Americans are so freakin prude about nudity/sexuality. I would rather have a kid see a breast then playing a game where u can rip someones heart out. But thats just me.

When a 40 year old guy is 'hanging out' with a 5 year old girl both naked I have a problem with that.

[Ikohn4ever]

I really dont see the big deal, Americans are so freakin prude about nudity/sexuality. I would rather have a kid see a breast then playing a game where u can rip someones heart out. But thats just me.

When a 40 year old guy is 'hanging out' with a 5 year old girl both naked I have a problem with that.

its there dad, its not sexual, and its not like its a sneaky wrong thing. Its not like the kids are watching the parents go at it.

[daphatty]

I really dont see the big deal, Americans are so freakin prude about nudity/sexuality. I would rather have a kid see a breast then playing a game where u can rip someones heart out. But thats just me.

When a 40 year old guy is 'hanging out' with a 5 year old girl both naked I have a problem with that.

its there dad, its not sexual, and its not like its a sneaky wrong thing. Its not like the kids are watching the parents go at it.

I take it you've seen your father's penis on more than one occasion then.

:joystick:

[GameDude]

I really dont see the big deal, Americans are so freakin prude about nudity/sexuality. I would rather have a kid see a breast then playing a game where u can rip someones heart out. But thats just me.

When a 40 year old guy is 'hanging out' with a 5 year old girl both naked I have a problem with that.

its there dad, its not sexual, and its not like its a sneaky wrong thing. Its not like the kids are watching the parents go at it.

I take it you've seen your father's penis on more than one occasion then.

:joystick:

I've seen my dad's wang lots of times. I think it messed me up though, because it's pretty big.

[daphatty]

I've seen my dad's wang lots of times. I think it messed me up though, because it's pretty big.

Seeing it is the messed up part, not the fact that it is big. Unless your father didn't pass that genetic trait down to you.

[Xevious]

This thread has gone south in a major way.

[GameDude]

I've seen my dad's wang lots of times. I think it messed me up though, because it's pretty big.

Seeing it is the messed up part, not the fact that it is big. Unless your father didn't pass that genetic trait down to you.

Nope. :(

[David85]

Wait a second. I thought the internet was a nude beach :?:

Please please please never again give me the mental image of dozens of CAGs sitting naked at their keyboards, illuminated by the soft glow of their monitors.

Please.


*Looks around*

Now where did I put my pants? :D

[Trakan]

I really dont see the big deal, Americans are so freakin prude about nudity/sexuality. I would rather have a kid see a breast then playing a game where u can rip someones heart out. But thats just me.

When a 40 year old guy is 'hanging out' with a 5 year old girl both naked I have a problem with that.

its there dad, its not sexual, and its not like its a sneaky wrong thing. Its not like the kids are watching the parents go at it.

I take it you've seen your father's penis on more than one occasion then.

:joystick:

I've seen my dad's wang lots of times. I think it messed me up though, because it's pretty big.

Dood why have you seen your dad's wang lots of times?!?

[daphatty]

Dood why have you seen your dad's wang lots of times?!?

Why ask why?

[bignick]

I would go to one if I had a few beers first.

[daphatty]

Aw BigNick you let me down. I just knew you'd post after me but you were supposed to say "Try Bud Dry!"

***very disappointed***

[bignick]

It didnt go over too well last time I did it....

[GameDude]

I really dont see the big deal, Americans are so freakin prude about nudity/sexuality. I would rather have a kid see a breast then playing a game where u can rip someones heart out. But thats just me.

When a 40 year old guy is 'hanging out' with a 5 year old girl both naked I have a problem with that.

its there dad, its not sexual, and its not like its a sneaky wrong thing. Its not like the kids are watching the parents go at it.

I take it you've seen your father's penis on more than one occasion then.

:joystick:

I've seen my dad's wang lots of times. I think it messed me up though, because it's pretty big.

Dood why have you seen your dad's wang lots of times?!?

I've seen my mom naked lots of times too. My dad is just open about nakedness, I guess. :?

[Steggy]

I really dont see the big deal, Americans are so freakin prude about nudity/sexuality. I would rather have a kid see a breast then playing a game where u can rip someones heart out. But thats just me.

When a 40 year old guy is 'hanging out' with a 5 year old girl both naked I have a problem with that.

its there dad, its not sexual, and its not like its a sneaky wrong thing. Its not like the kids are watching the parents go at it.

I take it you've seen your father's penis on more than one occasion then.

:joystick:

I've seen my dad's wang lots of times. I think it messed me up though, because it's pretty big.

The weird fact isnt realy that u saw ur dads wang... im sure some people parade around naked at times but seriously.... if that happened to me id look away and be like shit put some pants on.... not "damn thats big".... wut your message said just creeped me out...

[Reality's Fringe]

.......Heh. Wang. *My 2 cents*

[Snake2715]

I was maybe 12 and I was over at my best friends house.

He had 2 brothers and one real little sister (maybe 1 at the time).

His dad walks right out of the bathroom naked and goes into the bedroom nobody thought anything of it.

I didnt say anything but was in complete shock so it is just a varience from family to family. He definately wasnt being sexual about it.

My mom and dad were always seperated since I was say 6 so I never did or didnt experience it.

[hiccupleftovers]

I don't know how I knew, but I just knew that one of these threads would come sooner or later...maybe I had a premonition. Anyway to answer the topic, no i have not been to a nudist colony/beach, though I want to go. After assessing the situation after reading the other posts, I'm almost deterred not to go, but I want to try to experience it at least once so I can say that I have.