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spongebobgangster
07-29-2008, 09:56 PM
My town is trying to make up a slogan for the library and is holding a contest so we can make one up and we get a free movie ticket and free refills on any icee at the local movie theater and this is what i got so far if you can make a better one post it.

jump into a book


if you want to read come to the library

you can succeeds @ your library

Liquid 2
07-29-2008, 09:56 PM
You don't deserve it.

Moxio
07-29-2008, 09:57 PM
"if you want to"? What the fuck?

wubb
07-29-2008, 09:58 PM
Books y'all!

darthbudge
07-29-2008, 09:59 PM
"if you want to"? What the fuck?

This.
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How about this:

Library, get books and shit.

wubb
07-29-2008, 09:59 PM
you can succeeds @ your library

Actually this one is awesome.

anomynous
07-29-2008, 10:00 PM
I kan reedz teh b00kz at teh lokal librery

Koggit
07-29-2008, 10:01 PM
spongebobgangster = a troll's alter

Nothing else is possible

camoor
07-29-2008, 10:04 PM
My town is trying to make up a slogan for the library and is holding a contest so we can make one up and we get a free movie ticket and free refills on any icee at the local movie theater and this is what i got so far if you can make a better one post it.

jump into a book or


if you want to or

you can succeeds @ your library

SG, you crack me up so this one's on the house:

The Library: Like Amazon, but free!

camoor
07-29-2008, 10:05 PM
I kan reedz teh b00kz at teh lokal librery

Um, I think its li-berry :roll:

spongebobgangster
07-29-2008, 10:06 PM
SG, you crack me up so this one's on the house:

The Library: Like Amazon, but free!
At least it not as mean as the rest of you.

Rocko
07-29-2008, 10:06 PM
"Reading is for $$$$$$s, so be gay at the library!"

darthbudge
07-29-2008, 10:07 PM
How about this one.

The Library: Free Myspace Access

Kapwanil
07-29-2008, 10:09 PM
"The Library: Now With More Dead Trees Featuring Stories by the Deceased!"

"The Library: Motherfscking Books n' Shit"

"The Library: Free AC!"

Liquid 2
07-29-2008, 10:09 PM
How about this one.

The Library: Free Myspace Access

I fucking HATE that shit.

joe2187
07-29-2008, 10:10 PM
"Free rolling papers"

mrmafia33
07-29-2008, 10:12 PM
"Adult section open to minors!"

lordwow
07-29-2008, 10:18 PM
I'll mail you 2 free movie tickets if you never post again.

spongebobgangster
07-29-2008, 10:22 PM
I'll mail you 2 free movie tickets if you never post again.
toooooooo late

lordwow
07-29-2008, 10:25 PM
Fair enough. How about:

"Libraryies don't need slogens"

mrmafia33
07-29-2008, 10:27 PM
toooooooo late

Are you one of those guys that walks around with a t-shirt depicting a thugged out version of a cartoon character, and a hat with the name of your hometown running across it followed by $$$ signs?

Ugamer_X
07-29-2008, 10:35 PM
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50015366/Electric_Iron.jpg http://images.buzzillions.com/images_products/07/73/tru_fit_advanced_knee_strap_reviews_305620_300.jpg

camoor
07-29-2008, 10:59 PM
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50015366/Electric_Iron.jpg http://images.buzzillions.com/images_products/07/73/tru_fit_advanced_knee_strap_reviews_305620_300.jpg

I get it. I get jokes!

georox
07-29-2008, 11:06 PM
At least it not as mean as the rest of you.

Too bad your not as smart as the rest of us.

jbroush99
07-29-2008, 11:12 PM
Come in, grab a book, and shut the fuck up!

Wombat
07-30-2008, 08:35 AM
OK here's mine:

"Remember that scene in Ghostbusters, you know in the beginning, with the librarian and shes really a ghost and they all run out and theme song starts, yeah that was awsome"

cdrober
07-30-2008, 09:19 AM
Heres one:

"Let us impart the knowledge of the Ancients upon you"

or

"Wo got info fo sho"

...I think just putting "fo sho" in there should help, connect with the youth or something.

Davideo
07-30-2008, 09:23 AM
"The Library: Not just for the homeless." (you could even add "but homies too!")

Or "Come to the Library & sign up for Wii Bowling Leagues"

billyrox
07-30-2008, 09:27 AM
why so serious? read more.

shieryda
07-30-2008, 09:35 AM
"Git yur read on at the liberry"

"Shut the fuck in the library. And read a book!"

"No friends? Why not come hang out at the library?"

camoor
07-30-2008, 10:16 AM
The library: not just for creepy homeless guys watching porno on dial-up internet

shieryda
07-30-2008, 10:24 AM
"The library: be vigilant when you go to the stacks - creepy dudes might wipe their ejaculate on your back when they walk past you!"

JEKKI
07-30-2008, 01:47 PM
hella homeless people hang out at the library yo...

homeless people with no money...

your slogan should be

aint nothing but crooks in here!! get maad money off the books this year!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euOugsWZABE

Fanboy
07-30-2008, 03:51 PM
The library: Your parents wikipedia.

cindersphere
07-30-2008, 06:25 PM
The only slogan I could come up with is
The Library: Literacy Bitches.

spongebobgangster
07-30-2008, 06:58 PM
Are you one of those guys that walks around with a t-shirt depicting a thugged out version of a cartoon character, and a hat with the name of your hometown running across it followed by $$$ signs?
No my hat doesn't have the name of my city just the skyline.http://www.hataday.com/items/77_287758-x.jpg

JolietJake
07-30-2008, 07:08 PM
"Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin' book"

machoman_93
07-30-2008, 07:26 PM
Get /i/nformed here!

Ikohn4ever
07-30-2008, 08:17 PM
The library, tracking the books you have taken out since 9/12/01

Kapwanil
07-30-2008, 08:26 PM
"The Library: Stop Bitching About Us Not Having Video Games!"

"The Library: Now Featuring Five Banned Books!"

"The Library: We've Got National Geographic!"

"The Library: Come On In, Treat Our Books Like Shit!"

"The Library: Because These Words Won't Read Themselves."

"The Library: Free Bathrooms!"

dinovelvet
07-30-2008, 09:23 PM
"The Library : There are chicks in here sometimes!"

"The Library : If your internet connection is down, you've got no other choice."

"We've got books about Batman"

"There's one of those artistic books in here that has boobs in it"

"Trying to convince a girl that you're not stupid? Get a library card!"

"OK, we'll pay you $5 to join"

shieryda
07-30-2008, 09:30 PM
Thread of the year, so far.:applause:

Keep those slogans coming!!!

darthbudge
07-30-2008, 09:31 PM
Thread of the year, so far.:applause:

Keep those slogans coming!!!

I believe you mean "Slogens" my good sir. 8-)

magiic
07-30-2008, 09:42 PM
How "This shit is bananas"