Random Craiglist listing

[dustdingo]

I'm pretty sure this Craigslist listing sums up Fayetteville, NC quite nicely:

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/zip/805624555.html

I want to know a few things...
1. Was the Latino man running free at "the plant"?
2. Why the heck would you accept a Chicken from a random man who has no reason to give it to you?

I'm officially confused.