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Ikohn4ever
08-24-2008, 03:56 PM
CLIFTON, N.J. -- Police arrested two men dressed like ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and users.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

Tadeusz Tertkiewicz, 20, and Jesse Trojaniak, 19, were each charged with weapons possession. Tertkiewicz is also charged with harassment for a letter left for an ex-girlfriend.

The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the "Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force."

In the letter, the two men accused drug dealers and users of having "committed sin of passing impurity" to others and that the "wind guides us to those of impure heart and intent."

"Their intentions may have been good, but we tell everyone that they shouldn't take the law into their own hands because it will cause more problems for everyone in the long run," Detective Capt. Robert Rowan said.



I could imagine someone getting high and ninjas busting in their house, they would bug out.

Moxio
08-24-2008, 04:04 PM
They weren't even Asian? Lame. :|

JolietJake
08-24-2008, 04:10 PM
Somebody has been playing too much NG2.

Reality's Fringe
08-24-2008, 04:22 PM
Gotta see pics of THESE winners.

The "I'm really into Anime, so that makes me a ninja" types.

Strell
08-24-2008, 04:58 PM
Gotta see pics of THESE winners.

The "I'm really into Anime, so that makes me a ninja" types.

Go check the CAG photo thread and then check who hasn't logged in for a few days.

Mystery solved.

DarkSageRK
08-24-2008, 05:41 PM
At least they had the balls to try and do something with their lives. Something I imagine more than a few people here wish they had the courage to do.

SpazX
08-24-2008, 05:41 PM
You've gotta be shitting me. 20 and 19? What were they smoking?

The quotes from the letters were pretty awesome though.

joe2187
08-24-2008, 05:56 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39001

drone8888
08-24-2008, 05:58 PM
At least they had the balls to try and do something with their lives. Something I imagine more than a few people here wish they had the courage to do.

True dat! :)

dcfox
08-24-2008, 06:07 PM
At least they had the balls to try and do something with their lives. Something I imagine more than a few people here wish they had the courage to do.
Like threaten their girlfriends? I wish I had the balls to do that. These guys are true heroes.

The only thing these two are are morons.

JolietJake
08-24-2008, 06:09 PM
At least they had the balls to try and do something with their lives. Something I imagine more than a few people here wish they had the courage to do.
You call this "doing something with your life?":lol:

Ikohn4ever
08-24-2008, 06:32 PM
they prob forgot their ninja smoke balls to elude the cops

help1
08-24-2008, 06:52 PM
Weeaboos.

Chase
08-24-2008, 07:09 PM
It would be interesting to hear about how they would fair against a gang of thugs. I imagine they would get killed, though. Guns tend to win most of the time.