CONTEST: Win Lifeline: Voice Action Adventure (PS2) from CheapAssGamer.com!

[CheapyD]

Ok, CAGs here is your chance to win Lifeline the new PS2 voice activated adventure game from Konami.
In this game you control Rio, the main character, using your voice (and a usb headset).
I though we would play off that concept for this contest.

Entry Rules
1) Head over here (www.electricartists.com/lifeline), scroll down and check out Lifeline's movies and screenshots.

2) Pick one screenshot, reply to this thread and link to it like so:
[IMG]http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story112.jpg[/IMG]To find the path, right click on the image you've chosen and click "Properties".

3) Along with the screenshot, post a funny comment that you might want to say to Rio if you were actually playing the game. Comments should be of the PG-13 nature. Post the comment underneath the picture.
Since the default font may be hard to read, use the font size drop down box, select "Large" when posting your text.

4) A winner will be chosen at random, but if you don't put something even remotely funny, you will be disqualified.

You can http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/templates/CheapAssGreen/images/lang_english/icon_edit.gif your entry as many times as you wish up until the end of the contest, Monday, March 22th at 11:59PM.

One entry per person.
Rules subject to change.

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/234x60_animated.gif (http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/)

[YoshiFan1]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story58.jpg

I wonder if it's lice or just dandruff?

[Wario64]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story112.jpg

"My weiner is this big. Would you like me to proceed?"

p.s. is this quote appropriate? :P

[m_d_amore]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/key_sexy04.jpg

What Summer heat Beach volleyball is In Stock?!!!

[punqsux]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_130.jpg
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Rio needs braces!
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Rio needs braces!

[SneakyPenguin]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

im rick james, bitch!

hope this hasnt been done

[JSweeney]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec3_006.jpg

Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand

Come on, everybody get out your lighters!!

[dcfox]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story32.jpg

Unfortunately for Rio, her narcolepsy has a habit of kicking in at the worst times.

[loserboy]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/key_sexy04.jpg

Oh...you said you ran an X-RAY website....whoops...can I have my $19.99 back then?

[maxgle]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg
ok good, stay in that positioin........ and now.... shake your butt violently!! GO!!!!!<while I hum, I am Evil Homer! I am evil Homer!>

[BoboChimp]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg

Fark the RIAA!

[Whambamm]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_047.jpg
"Rio watch out!!!! He's about to hit you with...a muffler?"

[cdneng2]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_028.jpg

Does this make my ass look too big?

[punktank45]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_106.jpg

"See I told you I look really cool wearing a tux holding a big metal pipe"

[racerman8]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

Come on. Fire NOW!

[KIWASABI]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg

That spider is molesting that guy!

-Adam

[GSJaia]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg

You STILL can't get that damn thing to run the Unreal Tournament demo?

[tubtub]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg

Download Porn!

[defender]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/key_sexy04.jpg

HOLY CRAP! CheapAssgamer just posted a deal for a Playstation 2 for $10 at Best Buy! I gotta get a move on this one.

[mkelehan]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg
I hope there's some left after that's done... I'm getting hungry myself.

[aTaRiFrEaK223]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg
DAMN IT! Those pancakes went straight to my ass! If only IHOP had the Atkins diet menu........

[erika1209]

Code:
http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story58.jpg


My head hurts after waiting for deals on CAG all day too

[st0neface]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/key_sexy04.jpg

"I thought there was a contest coming up on this website for Ikaruga, not a mediocre voice recognition game."

[WhipSmartBanky]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg

Got milk?

[Trentinla]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg
THAT BITCH GAVE ME CRABS!

[evilmax17]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg
"Don't shoot that hampster. No, I said...hey why are you....god damn it NO!"

[Rich]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

*In thought* "Why do you give me a headset without the ability to talk? DIE!"

[Monsta Mack]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg

Huh? This doesn't look like cheapassgamer.com! Oh no, not the blue screen of death!

[FlipSide]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg
GREAT..You just shot PICKACHU! Ash will be pissed...

[iloveqtchickz]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat35.jpg

Got one mom!!

[GameDude]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

Oh, your breast feels soooo soft. Wanna cyber?

[magilacudy]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec3_006.jpg

Activate...

Paris Hilton mode

NOW!

[Hengst]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg


Coming out of the closet, anybody could do that. It was getting back into the closet that Rio found difficult.

[thatstoobad]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo33.jpg

"I don't care if he's threatening you, I still think his beret looks gay."

[magilacudy]

EDIT: SORRY... didn't realize 1 entry only

[scuba]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg


And I thought Xena was a princess warrior

[ruffinra]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_047.jpg

This is how Ike and Tina Turner handled there problems.

[dpatel]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story112.jpg


Man: Peace!
:What a second, where's my thumb!
:Argh! I have no thumb!

[TheDecn]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

Rio took one look at her new baby and immediately sensed something was amiss...

[alongx]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/01.jpg

FLY, FATASS, FLY!

[moiety]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story88.jpg

Ok, who ate my Lean Pockets?

[frx]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg


"Listen Rio, you can show me that thing over and over again, but believe me when I tell you, you have NO budonkadonk."

[video_gamer324]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg

I told you not to download that Britney Spears song...

[omster]

.

[russtophiles]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

I wish I had four hands........so I could give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN.

[Draccius]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg

You can NEVER escape the voices Rio...

[chad@hantak.com]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg
Say 'hi' to Snake in the next locker for me.

[ksuwild25]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg
Oooh, your breath is kickin! You need a tic tac.

[metroidkiller9]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg

"i dont care how far into that closet you go Rio, youre not foolin anyone with that haircut and yellow pant suit."

[soulyogurt]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_106.jpg
"Behind you, behind you! Geez, Yes, there! Behind you! Gah!"

[howard]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

NO MR BRYANT STOP!


(Cheapy, if this is too outrageous pm me and I'll change it.)

[eskimo]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo07.jpg

Is that a chili pepper or are you happy to see me?

[rygar]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story32.jpg


"Can you hear me now?" (no response) ..."oh crap"....
*steps 3 steps to the left* "Okaaay....can you hear me now?....."

[akito]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg
shoot the alien, check corpse, loot the corpse. light match, dispose of corpse. Run like hell

[rimsforsale]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo19.jpg

Faster Rio! Dammit, I told u they love bean burritos *sigh*

[rimsforsale]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_106.jpg

Marco!... Polo?!

[GenDV138]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_106.jpg
What do you think this is, Rio, Space Channel 5?!?!?!!

[danny-o]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat35.jpg
New special space technology having from Japanese. New super space talk allow player to be talking sweetly with wonderful big chest woman and tell her to attack the space poop. YATTA!

[Keeba]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/01.jpg

Ok, think, think, how did they get out of this situation in Willy Wonka?

[Valkryst]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg

Strike the pose! Vogue baby!
(and the dillusional girl on the space station wanders off...)

[Alpha2]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story32.jpg
"Just 'play dead' and he should leave you alone... really."

[Dysheekie]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo20.jpg

*spins wheel*
Left leg, red!

[TyGeR]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/keyword06.jpg

Oh no! You're too late for the gay marriage debate!

[EggViper]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo08.jpg

maybe if u shoot down, you'll fly up?

[shar]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

*The girl stares in disbelief because the monster has better looking teeth than her own*[/img]

[Gameboy415]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

[guessed]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo14.jpg

Ok, strike that, maybe it ISN'T more afraid of you than you are of it.

[argyle]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg

Play 'Global Thermonuclear War'.

[yellowaznboy]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg

YOU GOT SERVED.

[TheGreatWang]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg

Rio, that cd jammed into your side isn't suppose to go there...

[moocow]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg

I HATE helmets.... and wedgies...

[zenimann89]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story90.jpg

Oh My God! Is that Halo?!

[wookieballz]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

"Hold still. There's a fly on your head. Just gimme one second..."

[KingDox]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo33.jpg

Um, Hello, My Eyes are up Here.

[CaseyRyback]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

Rio stay and get ready for the love machine!

[prisonerac]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

"OK, OK, I get it no more Duran Duran jokes."

[JohnnyDrama]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

"Now hand over that copy of Chrono Trigger and no one gets hurt."

[robot]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg

"Hey Rio, quit checkin for skid marks, and get movin!"

[VelvetHammer]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo07.jpg
I swear, every time I'm about to take a crap...

[Joyride]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg

Can't sleep clown will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me.

[kealist]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

Let's play Russian Roulette. It's your turn first.

[bugg33]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo19.jpg
Spiders?!?! I hate spiders!!

[webberjon]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_047.jpg

If you strike me down I will return more powerful than you could ever imagine!

[Ivanhoe]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/key_sexy04.jpg

Damn!! Thats a lot of pop-ups for freepron.com

[Geminimvc]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg

Does this gun make me look fat?

[spoo]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_047.jpg

"Don't move or I will shoot an other gap in your teeth!"

[Dr Mario Kart]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg

Fight! Fight! Aren't you listening?! Wait a minute.....you're enjoying this arent you?

[kuvo]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

Damn! Your so ugly I bet your mom split in two when she had you!

[Jonny Polychronopoulos]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg

"SO YOU LIKE QUIZNOS SUBS!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!"

[Jujuboy]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story90.jpg

Can yah see my house from there?

[MorganWebbLover]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story58.jpg

Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling ?

[DaBargainHunta]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo14.jpg
Yuck! Did you brush your teeth before you started chasing after me?

[Matarick]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg

Here we go again Barney.

[miriamleo]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo07.jpg

I will have my own site bigassgamers.com very soon

[Crono]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Gun shoots you

[leavemealone]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/shutter_battle04.jpg
Heheheheh.... I fart blue

[Mr Peanut]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_047.jpg

"Rio, watch out! This guy is an angered cheap ass who wasn't able to pick up a Pokemon strategy guide for $.01. Go find him a Target clearance item quick! He needs to be satisfied with a deal or he'll take the anger out on you."

[spookyhurst]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena

[Kazaganthi]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/001_ctr01.jpg
Now, where did I put the extra toilet paper?

[Papa Schimmelhorn]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

Okay... First word, five letters... Is it "Glass?"... "Broke?"... "Deadly?"... "Toxin?"...

[jkam]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_028.jpg

Hey that's a pretty good Christopher Reeve costume!

[famousmort]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story58.jpg

Oh crap, I forgot to clock out before I escaped from the man-eating crab-spiders.

[bcd23]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg

BAD DOG! GET DOWN! DOWN!

[MobilesWorking]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo19.jpg
Low on ammo, Rio fights using more "natural" methods:
"Feel the fury of Taco Bell, you bastard!"

[MasterSun1]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg

Hey, this is kinda kinky.

[Silk2]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_106.jpg

Now Showing: Suits Versus Ugly Pantsuits in Corporate Field Hockey

[droptopmetro]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

Here kitty kitty...

[AnthonyRoundtree]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story58.jpg

Ok... You're doing good. At this point, head back down the hallway that leads to the ninth green door with the third Angel Crest. Take the fourth jewel you just aquired from the fountain and place it in the final empty space. Make sure to grab the gun without ANY ammo from the box and mix any herbs you have left in the your inventory as you WILL need room for the Wave Crest, the Broken Key, and the Ink Ribbons. After defeating the evil goldfish you will need to run back to the area you first encountered the mysterious man who told you about the gigantic morphing gerbils who ate Steve and left only his identification. Looking at his ID and now knowing the rational and irrational differences between his date of birth and his mothers former maiden name, you can then decipher the passcode to the safe in the beekeepers shed. Oh yeah... then theres the GIANT BEE situation...... you see you.....

What? You look confused.

[thorbahn3]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg


Is it peeing on him?

[PapiChullo]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story32.jpg

I'm falling and I can't get up!!!!![/img]

[Scrubking]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg
STOP GIVING ME STUPID VOICE COMMANDS ALREADY!!

[Sylent Khaos]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/voicekey15.jpg


Rio thinks to herself: "Damn, why doesn't my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?!?!"

[nathan_the_rock]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg
No, Rio, You're not caught inside a glass box. I know that this is a little tramautic, but try not to revert back to your mime-like tendancies.[/img]

[nogard]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo20.jpg

NOOO!!! I said fire!!! Not fly higher!!

[pfunkpearl]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

What did the five fingers say to the face?.....SLAP!

[auralia]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_130.jpg

This has got to be the BEST Super Soaker Ever... Somebody's going to get wet!!!!

[MANIMAL]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg


"RIO - Where will you be when your Laxative starts working?!.....oh gosh, not here!!!!"

[MaxBiaggi3]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_130.jpg

Chucky say Imma kill me somethin tonite, bee-yotch!

[bvaldez]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg

"I'll never tell...... ANY OF YOU."

[Excalibur_Sol]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo14.jpg



Rio quick throw it some ice breakers gum that will stop'em cold and maybe it will fix his bad breath too

[Osh Kosh B'iotch]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story28.jpg

Rio, tell me why 90% of the entries aren't following the rules of the contest!


(The contest states, "post a funny comment that you might want to say to Rio if you were actually playing the game" you silly rabbits! Not a comment about the picture.)

[catacasa]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg
"Rio, change into something...sexy. Yeah, the black one. That's it."

[Unassuming Local Guy]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

You always shoot the camera! Why?!

[eshbums]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_047.jpg

Beware the dreaded Tailpipe of Doom!

[starman9000]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg



"I told you Rio, 3 years is much too long to nurse the kid...He is gonna get a complex."

[emperordahc]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo19.jpg

"Where the HELL is Jeff Daniels?!?"

[paddington]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo19.jpg

Rio pass gas. Come Rio let out a little killer, dont you know gas kills bugs.

[tcrash247]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo20.jpg

Rio, grow super big and step on the spider like in real life!

[dtcarson]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg
Rio, I don't care HOW much you pout, you're GROUNDED and you can't come out of the Room of Silence until you start acting like a big girl!

[thepod]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg

Rio, I want escargot for dinner tonight.

[Spiritseed]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/thumbnails/sec1_130.jpg


I understand that the bigger gun looks better, but it's not the size of the gun it's how you use it right?.........Why are you laughing?

[rawisjericho54]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/002_move03.jpg

Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing baby!

[paean]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/01.jpg

The Architect - Hello, Neo.

Rio- I am not Neo, I am Rio. Who the Cheapassgamer are you?

The Architect - I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.

Rio- Colonel Sanders, I am just a videogame character in a videogame.... wait, so is the Matrix.

The Architect - Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

Rio - You smoke too much pot.

The Architect - Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

*The responses of the other Rios appear on the monitors: "Others? Beautiful like me? Won't listen to anyone like me? How many? Answer me!"*

The Architect - The matrix is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixth version.

*Again, the responses of the other Rios appear on the monitors: "Five versions? Three? I've been lied too. I thought this is the first Lifeline game. This is bullshit."*

Rio: There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows. Wait, there is a third, maybe no one cares.

The Architect - Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.

*Once again, the responses of the other Rios appear on the monitors: "Speak in plain English please!"

Rio- Choice. The problem is Choice. My choice is not to listen to your psychobabble anymore.

[Don Chubo]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

Nice doggie...N-n-ice doggie! Oh crap - where are the Beggin' Strips when I really need them? Dammit Rio - DO SOMETHING!

[eros]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg
Rio, if you can feel the power, put your hand to the TV set. Hallelujah

[cheapskategamer]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo19.jpg

Rio... forget the damn contact lens and RUN!

[sidlon]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg
Rio, all the overhead bins are full, so just stash some of the passengers' coats in the lavatory.

[badmrfrosty20]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_047.jpg

Alright, Rio, it's just like a really fast game of baseball...and you're the pitcher.

[ThaEvilGenius]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg

"Rio please tell me you aren't enjoying that, you're supposed to shooting the aliens, not the next 'Got Milk' commercial"

[tanis]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg


"Hit ANY key... ? Damn you Microsoft!!"

[basketkase543]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

Sorry Rio, my phone is ringing. I'll be right back. Don't move!

[raspberry]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg


Girrrrrrl you better get back to work instead of checking out your ass. I aint blind, I aint Hellen Keller, I know what water is, waaaataaaa. *snaps fingers*

[aznmoogle]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_106.jpg

That's not the Charlie's Angels pose you bafoon!

[blaze1981]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/pages/01.html


I Feel Like That Guy In Mission Impossible The Only Thing Is That What Green Buttons Would I Press What A Hard Choice To Choose From.

[mpk138]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_106.jpg

No! Shoot that frightened woman with the dress! With the dress!

[MM3_XBOX]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU!!! QUIT ASKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doraemonkerpal]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg

Rio, tell the lovebirds to, "GET A ROOM!"
Stop staring at them Rio and get a move on! Hello?!?! Earth to Rio.... Take a picture, it'll last longer! Damn perv....

[robogriff]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg
Yes, it DOES make your ass look big!

[LV-426RS]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_028.jpg
"Talk to me tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb yeah, baby

And she bangs, she bangs
When she moves, she moves I go crazy"
"And can I tell you, I have no professional
training, whatsoever"

[kaoticeyes]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/001_ctr01.jpg

Boxes go down the hole.

[optimusx]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg

Rio, The SPCA and PETA are raising Cain about you killing someone's pets... Oh My God Rio, Stop, Oh the Humanity, STOP Rio, Don't you understand what I am saying!?! --Is this thing on -- STOP! --That doesn't seem to work -- Rio, Look! Lawsuit! -- --That did it--

[chickendouche]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/pages/013_story26.html
i really don;t know how to post pic,

funny thing: Damn wheres the Tamponds when u need them!

[Naughty_Insomniac]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg

You got another wedgie, didn't you?

[Wshakspear]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo14.jpg

All right. Thats it... A DANCE OFF!! OW!

This pic brought to you by Michael Jackson and Wesley Snipes

[ayolykewhoa]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg



WHOOOO!!!! Cheapy D, you sure are kinky!

[D4rkewolfe]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/keyword06.jpg
"That's right baby, strip slowly. Now get closer to the camera. I promise to tell you where the blue key is, I promise."

[JohnHam]

*SNIP*



WHOOOO!!!! Cheapy D, you sure are kinky!

He wins.

[godhatesjustyou]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

Sorry Rio, my phone is ringing. I'll be right back. Don't move!

hahah! the look on that monster's....face is just totally funny with that line, good job.

[mblackwl]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story28.jpg

"Okay, you're out of ammo and low on health, so I want you to run into the room with the big spider thing and... what are you looking at me like that for? No, it's not a stupid idea. Hey! Don't put that 'Cannot Talk' sign up at me, young lady! "

[Imation]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

"I'm uh, sorry about being such a bad gamer..."

[justinianempire]

:D

[justinianempire]

whoops

[justinianempire]

__________________________________________________ ___________
http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg

__________________________________________________ ___________

After breastfeeding, burp your monster and put him down for a short nap.

[justinianempire]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg%20

After breastfeeding, burp your monster and put him down for a short nap.

[DestinyHero]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg

"Hey, don't be angry at me. I told you not to partner up with Martha Stewart. And at least I got you into a white collar resort prison instead of a Federal Pound-Me-In-The-@#$% Prison!"

[shaneman]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat35.jpg

Apparently, potty training in the future gets quite severe...

[EndlessChris]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

Look, I really don't need to see your mime routine. Can we like... go shoot monsters now or... oh, now you're trapped behind a wall, great. I'm just going to stare at your chest now.

[Ugamer_X]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/key_sexy04.jpg

OK Rio, now that you've stolen CheapyD's Credit Card, I want you to go to Bestbuy.com.[/img]

[yoshidude81]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo07.jpg
Damn, where's Deku Nuts when you need them!?

[Kenshin9]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/002_move03.jpg

Player-"No offense Rio but I have had better conversations with sockpuppets"
Rio-"Ok, I'll check the bed"
CANNOT TALK
Player-"What is her fascination with that bed?":roll:


(Anyone who played the demo should either find this funny or be able to relate. Frustrating thing.)

[Sparda]

how do you get a picture here

[jza1218]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story28.jpg

MOVE DAMMIT! GO LEFT! DO SOMETHING!

Maybe this game would be more fun if I owned a headset...

[Sparda]

Your making me so horny right now

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

[Mr. Anderson]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

I swear to God, if you don't quit showing me your mime routine, I'm gonna come down there and kick your ass.

[vanye]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/voicekey15.jpg

Rio: I know you're looking at my butt so stop it right now.

[bignick]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg

OK, Who took my Vagisil?

[bignick]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

I was going to wait until I was married.....

I know I posted twice, but my captions are sooo funny I had to share them. I dont own a ps2 so it doesnt matter. Disqualify me, but I know you are laughing so hard right now.

[zak88fl]

__________________________________________________ ___________
http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

Root Canal. now.

[gamefreak]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg

Darn it! Blue screen of death! I knew you should have grabbed the Linux laptop!

[CD]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/01.jpg

"No, sorry, I've never seen '2001: A Space Odyssey'. Why do you ask?"

[abreed]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

"Close your legs hoochie! Those teeth don't look very pleasing... but on the other hand, the electricity does…"

[cherokeendn2k5]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg
Like oh my god my roots are showing i need a new bottle of blonde dye and the nerve of my boyfriend he is so late he was suppose to take me to see the passion of the christ when he comes back here i am going to so send him to christ say Hello to my little friend billy bob when he get back i am going to accidently shoot him 193 times

[jfbop37]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg



OK....Download ALL THE METALLICA YOU CAN FIND.

[Saf1]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg

Squishy thing Used Harden

Rio: HARDEN THIS!!!

[jake_61341]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo19.jpg

Luckily, the creature also knows the frustration of losing a contact lens. A time-out is called and agreed upon by both sides.

[mozby]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story47.jpg

"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

[Cracka]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story28.jpg

Rio... go attack the man eating spiders... please?.. simon says attack the spiders... what are you staring at Rio, go attack the dang spiders... OK FINE.. I SEE HOW IT IS... my requests arent good enough for you?... you're cheating on me arent you Rio... you talk to other boys dont you.... do you do what they tell u to do Rio?... OH THATS JUST GREAT... I KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME..... ITS OVER BETWEEN US RIO *hits reset*

[siliconminded]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg
Rio, install modchip!

[doomgaze_86]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story112.jpg

So the wise guy says I was THIS close to winning the million dollars, eh? Give him the business, Rio!

[Megatron1179]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_130.jpg

Ohh, i like how it vibrates.

[WittyNickname]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/voicekey15.jpg

In his more pensive and private moments that no one was allowed to witness, DiCaprio would often stare wistfully from his atrium window and think back to simpler times, when disgustingly opulent chandeliers and absurd canary-yellow pantsuits would be seen as the desperate cry for attention that they so obviously were, rather than being written off as a simple eccentric quirk.

(sigh)

[DTJAAAAMJSL]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg

No, 3 and 2 does not equal 7!

[pimp tyranny]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_130.jpg

Oh my god, oh my god, Rio. There's a gun sticking out of your leg. We've got to get you to a hospital.

[Werewolf]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story88.jpg
"Hands free communication is the wave of the future I tell ya"

[L65]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

No. No. Rio, I'm not giving you a hug.

[Turkey]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg

I'll help you Rio.......as soon as I finish recording.

[RabidLurker]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story58.jpg
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

[Gnomeslayer]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story32.jpg

Player: Oh no! Quick! Phoenix Down!

[ex0]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg
I swear to God I wasn't hitting on you!

[Mustang O-Line 75]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo33.jpg

He won't hit you, He's not looking at you!

[tyrant5911]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/01.jpg

Welcome to the inside of the Matrix mainframe - Neo's mother enters

[St_Genesius]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/pages/013_story28.html

Pay no attention to the man behind the screen!

[magictoilet]

It's a dvd player, not a computer, lol

[SunnyRT]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_047.jpg


Shoot Lower!

[-Never4ever-]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg

Rio: Okay, I don't know what you 2 are doing, but I want NO part of it.

[lurknomore]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

Sorry I can't help you, Rio. I can't get you out of this game. I'm sufferin' along with you.

[michaelcm15]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/pages/rouka_kumo14.html


I didn't win a gold medal in ice skating for nothing

[KrazyKefka]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo20.jpg

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

[Raymond]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story32.jpg

Play dead quick...

[Megalith]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg

I demand you to change your outfit. I am not in the mood to control a damn cocktail waitress.

[sexdrugsandrocknroll]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story88.jpg

I swear, if you do your dumbass version of the Harlem Shake one more time I'll kick your ass so hard your dingleberries will fall!

[yogi99]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo20.jpg

What's the big hurry Rio? Take your time.

[redgopher]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story88.jpg

".... And I was just like, 'Oh, my GOD!' And she's like, 'No way!' And I'm like, 'Boxers!' ...."

[Salmonday]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg
Now that you've killed him and shaved off his mullet, keep his body hidden in that locker and put the 99 dogtags in your apron pocket.

[tamno1]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg
Good Lord! That poor monster must be very thirsty!

[MarkMan]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story26.jpg
You know Rio, I think you've been putting on some pounds there....

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story28.jpg
Uh. I'm sorry, please don't look at me like that.


I know this second picture won't count for the contest, but I just had to put it in cuz I find it funny...

[thakingrocka]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story37.jpg

change drawers! faster!

[youruglyclone]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_039.jpg

Did you get it all off me? well...good now we seriously need to talk about your spitting problem

[Anonymous]

All of these are pretty good, keep it up!

[BigHow]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/voicekey15.jpg

Wait, if we're in space, why is there an atmosphere?! This is just like the moon landing! Fake, fake I tell you!

[shivaedge]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg

They never have it in my size! They just never!

[Persain]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg

such a pretty girl give grandma a kiss

[Wank8734]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg

"It's ok Rio, I'll try and get the door open asap, JUST hold it in!"

[swetooth9]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg

"Well at least HE's getting pleasure..."

[A8boy]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/pages/02.html
Ooooo....Pretty colors.....I mean, help me!!

[azn k3v]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec1_106.jpg

Neo(guy with pipe in hand) " We're dead......"
Rio " Guess what, I have good news."
Neo(guy with pipe in hand) " What!?"























Rio " I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
Neo(guy with pipe in hand) "......................"

[Greed]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo08.jpg
STOP! Or I'll shoot my foot!

[orimono_shujin]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/pages/013_story26.html

"Do you think this outfit makes my ass look big?"

[Flamegames]

Are we supposed to post as if she is saying it or as if we are saying it to her in the game? Or are we to comment on the scene? Here goes anyway..


http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat35.jpg



No, don't shoot the slugs, shoot the Chair...Oh wait, this isn't Baldur's Gate II Dark Alliance.

[nixonja]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo14.jpg

Now is the wrong time to practice your tap!

[Dane]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo20.jpg

You know that thing has some kind of boner, seeing he can see up her skirt and all...look at that grin!

[RBM]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo07.jpg

"Turn the lights back off!!"

[nathan]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg

DIE POKEMON! DIE!

[Wuzzy1]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/03.jpg
We never talk at dinner any more...

[SINNED]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story32.jpg

"Play dead! Pretend its an intergalactic bear!"

[RELmajor03]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story32.jpg

"Sheesh, Solid Snake you're not. Although you do resemble that Raiden guy, come to think of it..."

[danh920]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg

after finally coming out of the closet, Rosie couldn't wait to get back in

[CloKx]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo33.jpg

You want to shoot her without looking with those freakish hands of yours?

[goosedude]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg
I told you RIO.....I'm RICK JAMES B--TCH!!

[ecliptic66]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/sec2_028.jpg
Isn't that necklace a bit much?

[Mustang O-Line 75]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_ctr03.jpg

Otacon? Is that you?

[RangerBob]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo08.jpg
I knew 3 hits of acid was too much!

[Snake2715]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/013_story05.jpg

A good friend will come down and bail you out of jail, but a really good friend will be sitting there beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!”

[lemminginstinct]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg
Sorry about that Rio, you can just shoot him. It looks like the "Breast to Mouth" Fighting Technique isn't nearly as deadly as I thought.

[Vnt]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/04.jpg
@#$%$#% RIAA!!1 Now I'm getting sued!!

[JasonTerminator]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo07.jpg

Just move a little to the left...

[Derfel]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo33.jpg

Show him that bizarre growth in your armpit, that'll freak him out but good.

[jetblac]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/rouka_kumo20.jpg
Stick and Move, Stick and Move

[dynamite99]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/003_bat31.jpg
what my name? say my name biz :twisted:

[breakfastmachine]

http://www.electricartists.com/lifeline/images/02.jpg
Yeah, you like it rough don'tcha baby!