Obama admits he's Muslim! [Mobile/Archive]

HotShotX

09-08-2008, 01:17 AM

Wow, taken of our context much? Obama is referring to the religion he was born into, his father's religion, Muslim. After his father left, he and his mother converted to Christianity later in their lives. Obama has been a Christian for a few decades now.

For those unaware, you aren't born into a single religion and tied for life. You can convert, which Obama did when he was younger. This isn't anything new.

~HotShotX

GuilewasNK

09-08-2008, 01:33 AM

Even if he was Muslim, who the hell cares?

Exactly.

KingBroly

09-08-2008, 02:06 AM

Exactly.

You'd be surprised how many people would refuse to vote him for that reason alone. The past holds the answers.

elprincipe

09-08-2008, 02:11 AM

The people making these kind of video drive-bys should be ashamed of themselves. I'm sure they know better, and there are enough idiots out there who will see this and believe that he's Muslim.

bubbafett4hire

09-08-2008, 02:13 AM

but yet the first Amendment and a big move in the founding of this country was religion reminds me of the stories my grandfather used to tell me about how people were afraid that the roman catholic church was going to run the white house when JFK ran back in 1960

RAMSTORIA

09-08-2008, 02:21 AM

I don't think ram takes this seriously, but one can never tell when it comes to cons.

hey at least you called me a con and not a rep. but yes its a joke, i didnt really pay attention to what network it was on. i didnt make the video either. there are a bunch of em on youtube already.

SpazX

09-08-2008, 02:47 AM

That's pretty sad

onikage

09-08-2008, 03:15 AM

That's pretty sad
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Even if he was Muslim, who the hell cares?

fatherofcaitlyn

09-08-2008, 10:10 AM

Wow, taken of our context much? Obama is referring to the religion he was born into, his father's religion, Muslim. After his father left, he and his mother converted to Christianity later in their lives. Obama has been a Christian for a few decades now.

You can't convert to Christianity.

http://www.cinemablend.com/moviereviews/rafe/ackbar.jpg

Focus on this picture of Richard Nixon and realize we can't have a Muslim in the White House.

GuilewasNK

09-08-2008, 11:02 AM

You'd be surprised how many people would refuse to vote him for that reason alone. The past holds the answers.

Believe me, I wouldn't be surprised. The president could celebrate festivus for all I care. Religious freedom is something everyone has in this country and it makes no difference to me if a politician goes to a church, mosque or synagogue. Your faith has nothing to do with the job of President.

Mr Unoriginal

09-08-2008, 11:17 AM

GuilewasNK

09-08-2008, 12:04 PM

I hope you mean it shouldn't have anything to do with the job of the President. Unfortunately, I'm sure faith would get in the way of making certain decisions as a president.

That's exactly what I mean. Common sense and logic should be what a president relies on, not faith. Faith is what you use when you can't understand something, like our existence or the true nature of the universe, not running the country.

lordwow

09-08-2008, 12:47 PM

Glad he admitted that because ALL Muslims are evil right?

bubbafett4hire

09-08-2008, 01:04 PM

Glad he admitted that because ALL Muslims are evil right?

lol ....yes they are right up there with Jews ,Christens,Buddhists and anyone who freely thinks and ask questions ...j/k

fatherofcaitlyn

09-08-2008, 01:45 PM

America is God's country, not Allah's!

Mr. 420

09-08-2008, 02:21 PM

Ramstoria has the worst sig ever and Karma is going to bite him in the nads soon. It is not funny at all. You might as well just put martin luther king jr. on the cross and call it a day.

thrustbucket

09-08-2008, 02:31 PM

Believe me, I wouldn't be surprised. The president could celebrate festivus for all I care. Religious freedom is something everyone has in this country and it makes no difference to me if a politician goes to a church, mosque or synagogue. Your faith has nothing to do with the job of President.

While you are absolutely correct that a person's religion shouldn't matter in determining a president, it unfortunately absolutely does.

It was the single biggest issue against otherwise morally "spic and span" Romney.

I've always found the whole concept of what America allows and what America is comfortable with as far as it's leaders and religion are concerned, very fascinating and very hypocritical.

You have the Bill Mahr type religion despising Atheists that are always forced to embrace and defend a candidate that is religious because an Atheist has about as much chance for the white house as a Wiccan (which is sad). You have various factions of Christianity that hate certain other factions and don't trust them (see above). You have whole religions that do not trust other religions. And you have most Americans that are willing to back known corrupt liars, filanderers, drug users, and hypocrites over a squeeky clean person that belongs to a religion they don't like.
It's just all so weird.

bubbafett4hire

09-08-2008, 02:59 PM

Atheist has about as much chance for the white house as a Wiccan (which is sad). You have various factions of Christianity that hate certain other factions and don't trust them

very true and yet funny cause those same factions have little to know idea how much if there symbols of faith go back to the days of the pagans and other worshipers of the sun and stars

JolietJake

09-08-2008, 03:56 PM

Ramstoria has the worst sig ever and Karma is going to bite him in the nads soon. It is not funny at all. You might as well just put martin luther king jr. on the cross and call it a day.
He did it in response to mine, which at least has a hint of truth to it, McCain is old. Obama isn't a Muslim at all.

JolietJake

09-08-2008, 03:58 PM

While you are absolutely correct that a person's religion shouldn't matter in determining a president, it unfortunately absolutely does.

It was the single biggest issue against otherwise morally "spic and span" Romney.

I've always found the whole concept of what America allows and what America is comfortable with as far as it's leaders and religion are concerned, very fascinating and very hypocritical.

You have the Bill Mahr type religion despising Atheists that are always forced to embrace and defend a candidate that is religious because an Atheist has about as much chance for the white house as a Wiccan (which is sad). You have various factions of Christianity that hate certain other factions and don't trust them (see above). You have whole religions that do not trust other religions. And you have most Americans that are willing to back known corrupt liars, filanderers, drug users, and hypocrites over a squeeky clean person that belongs to a religion they don't like.
It's just all so weird.
Don't forget the people who don't really give two cents about religion, but use it to get elected.

thrustbucket

09-08-2008, 04:01 PM

Don't forget the people who don't really give two cents about religion, but use it to get elected.

Exactly. Because they have to. Anyone with presidential ambitions has to find religion first, in this country.

mykevermin

09-08-2008, 09:01 PM

It was the single biggest issue against otherwise morally "spic and span" Romney.

Philanderers. Not filanderers.

That's an interesting remark about Romney. My mother, whose blithering-idiot allegiance to conservatism (she's one-a-them 25-percenters) makes y'all look like Marx by comparison, outright refused to vote for Romney on account of this absurd paranoia about his allegiance to god over country based on the ol' LDS Temple Covenant.

JolietJake

09-08-2008, 09:17 PM

Exactly. Because they have to. Anyone with presidential ambitions has to find religion first, in this country.
That's a shame really, the people that make that a requirement don't understand how they're actually hurting their faith. By refusing to vote for someone who isn't religious, they make a lot of people fake it.

I wouldn't want to vote for someone who faked being an atheist just to appeal to me.

thrustbucket

09-08-2008, 10:51 PM

Philanderers. Not filanderers.

That's an interesting remark about Romney. My mother, whose blithering-idiot allegiance to conservatism (she's one-a-them 25-percenters) makes y'all look like Marx by comparison, outright refused to vote for Romney on account of this absurd paranoia about his allegiance to god over country based on the ol' LDS Temple Covenant.

Damn spellcheck is wonkey in this new fangled chrome....

That is interesting about your mother. Those people are the one's I'm talking about.

speedracer

09-08-2008, 11:54 PM

I won't lie. The whole Pentecostal thing makes me a tad nervous.

The Crotch

09-09-2008, 12:34 AM

You would think they learned their lesson after their ultra left wing candidate John Kerry...Perspective.

Try it some time.

Gothic Walrus

09-09-2008, 12:52 AM

Great... now add that to:

Barack Hussein Obama
Obama-Biden - Osama bin Laden
Obama looks like Osama without a beard
Obama being a radical leftist and having a Muslim father. Has an America-hating pasture.

Say what you want but these will no doubt shape many voter's subconscious mind in the voting booth. It would be like a candidate with German background having the name Gaydolf Titler running for U.S President during WWII. It amazes me that even though the presidency is being handed to the Democrats on a silver platter, they still manage to find some way to screw it up. You would think they learned their lesson after their ultra left wing candidate John Kerry managed to lose the un-losable election 4 years ago. But no, they decided to nominate an even more radical leftist with added name and history that remind voters of Osama and Saddam Hussein. If Obama loses this election, history books will always wonder what the hell the democrats were thinking.

Since when has John Kerry been "ultra left wing?"

More importantly...

http://www.rebelwoodsranch.com/images/gallery/pasture-720x540.jpg

Why the fuck does Obama's field hate America?

mykevermin

09-09-2008, 07:40 AM

Heh. No kidding. I bet he doesn't allow poppies to grow there.

Access_Denied

09-09-2008, 08:59 AM

Even if he was Muslim, who the hell cares?

The voters of America. If he came out and told every voter that he was Muslim, he'd lose millions of votes. You'd be surprised how many people actually take his faith VERY seriously.

bmulligan

09-09-2008, 09:18 AM

Gaydolf Titler

I just spit out my freaking coffee.....

fatherofcaitlyn

09-09-2008, 10:06 AM

Bush was still a very popular president 4 years ago with a decent economy at the time. That and all of those state amendments against the gays helped bring out the R vote.

bmulligan

09-09-2008, 11:22 AM

Why the fuck does Obama's field hate America?[/SPOILER]

They hate America because they don't believe that individual reward and sustenance comes from hard work and determination. They want the work/reward relationship to change to a communist belief in equal distribution of wealth, healthcare, housing, transportation, and employment, regardless of what they claim to stand for in their speeches. Government supplanting an individual's right to exist for his own sake for that of the State, or the "Village" is the goal.

And by that token, Republicans hate America too. Listening to McCain blather about self-sacrifice and wanting to serve for the greater good during that Rick Warren debacle made me want to vomit. Public service is not a virtue, it's an evil that should be tolerated with scrutiny and cynicism.

Gothic Walrus

09-09-2008, 12:46 PM

They hate America because they don't believe that individual reward and sustenance comes from hard work and determination. They want the work/reward relationship to change to a communist belief in equal distribution of wealth, healthcare, housing, transportation, and employment, regardless of what they claim to stand for in their speeches. Government supplanting an individual's right to exist for his own sake for that of the State, or the "Village" is the goal.

And by that token, Republicans hate America too. Listening to McCain blather about self-sacrifice and wanting to serve for the greater good during that Rick Warren debacle made me want to vomit. Public service is not a virtue, it's an evil that should be tolerated with scrutiny and cynicism.

Whooooooooosh. :dunce:

Look at rumblebear's post again. Then, look at my post, and mykevermin's post after that. I'll give you a hint: the picture of the grassy meadow wasn't just there for the heck of it.

fatherofcaitlyn

09-09-2008, 01:59 PM

Whooooooooosh. :dunce:

Look at rumblebear's post again. Then, look at my post, and mykevermin's post after that. I'll give you a hint: the picture of the grassy meadow wasn't just there for the heck of it.

You people are raising my temperature to 161 F for 15-20 seconds.

EDIT: Admit it. Obama's pasture is all buckwheat and crabgrass, but no alfalfa.

Chase

09-09-2008, 02:12 PM

Even if he was Muslim, who the hell cares?

Precisely.

The only people that care are probably the same people who want to control how everyone thinks and what they believe in.

Wombat

09-09-2008, 02:35 PM

if you found out that Cheapy was muslim, would you stop using this website?

fatherofcaitlyn

09-09-2008, 02:46 PM

if you found out that Cheapy was muslim, would you stop using this website?

If I didn't, wouldn't the terrorists win?

lilboo

09-09-2008, 02:48 PM

if you found out that Cheapy was muslim, would you stop using this website?

:rofl:

I rather find out that all this time of listening to the CAGCast, that Cheapy was just a lesbian with a deep voice.

Chase

09-09-2008, 02:53 PM

:rofl:

I rather find out that all this time of listening to the CAGCast, that Cheapy was just a lesbian with a deep voice.

I just "Ha"-ed out loud during work. :oops: ... :lol:

Msut77

09-09-2008, 02:59 PM

This thread could not be any sillier.

Unless...

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p34/Msut77/1220882796439rm5.jpg

fatherofcaitlyn

09-09-2008, 02:59 PM

:rofl:

I rather find out that all this time of listening to the CAGCast, that Cheapy was just a lesbian with a deep voice.

If Cheapy was a Muslim lesbian terrorist, wouldn't continued use of this site mean the gay terrorists have won?

fatherofcaitlyn

09-09-2008, 03:00 PM

This thread could not any sillier.

Unless...

Well done. :applause: Is that bear a Muslim?

lilboo

09-09-2008, 03:01 PM

I think that bear is a Lesbian. HER girlfriend is the muslim.

bubbafett4hire

09-09-2008, 03:10 PM

Lesbians are fun to watch people hate them so much only cause they won't let you join in on the fun

The Crotch

09-09-2008, 03:12 PM

Lesbians are fun to watch people hate them so much only cause they won't let you join in on the fun
Also, they can burn things with their minds.

Msut77

09-09-2008, 03:21 PM

Well done. :applause: Is that bear a Muslim?

I think he belongs to whatever religion that promises him pic-a-nic baskets.

bubbafett4hire

09-09-2008, 03:27 PM

I think he belongs to whatever religion that promises him pic-a-nic baskets.

Yogi-ism isn't it?

fatherofcaitlyn

09-09-2008, 03:57 PM

I think he belongs to whatever religion that promises him pic-a-nic baskets.

If he is waiting for a free lunch, wouldn't that make him a liberal?

homeland

09-09-2008, 04:27 PM

If he is waiting for a free lunch, wouldn't that make him a liberal?

Probably a conservative and will use the lunch as a tax write off.

Msut77

09-09-2008, 04:57 PM

If he is waiting for a free lunch, wouldn't that make him a liberal?

Do Bears shit in the woods?

I dunno but I bet this one uses a Port-O-Potty.

P.s. Does anyone want to shop this into a McCain ad for me?

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p34/Msut77/090908-004-senileagitation494.jpg

fatherofcaitlyn

09-09-2008, 05:48 PM

Probably a conservative and will use the lunch as a tax write off.

Oh, please, a conservative bear would maul several people and then complain when somebody aimed a tranquilizer at it.

Support the parks!

mykevermin

09-09-2008, 06:12 PM

I just spit out my freaking coffee.....

Gaydolf Titler is an old Jon Stewart Daily Show bit.

"You have to give Barack Obama credit, he's overcome a great deal. Not just he's an African-American. Barack Hussein Obama is his name. His middle name is the last name of Iraq's former tyrant. His last name rhymes with Osama. That's not easy to overcome. I think we all remember the ill-fated 1944 presidential campaign of Gaydolf Titler. It's just a shame, Titler had so many good ideas. We just couldn't get past the name. And the moustache."

And boy howdy, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that your reading incomprehension was fueled by a lack of coffee and a sense of humor. But otherwise, Christ almighty I bet you're a hit at parties.

Which reminds me, I'll be in Detroit this Saturday night if you wanna go drinkin'.

Msut77

09-10-2008, 07:14 PM

Oh, please, a conservative bear would maul several people and then complain when somebody aimed a tranquilizer at it.

Support the parks!

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p34/Msut77/bear-052405.jpg

I think he has been moving on up.

fatherofcaitlyn

09-10-2008, 09:17 PM

^I bet he sold his cave shortly before the housing market crashed.

I wish I had done that.

SpazX

09-10-2008, 09:25 PM

^I bet he sold his cave shortly before the housing market crashed.

I wish I had done that.

YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?! You're bin Laden!

fatherofcaitlyn

09-10-2008, 09:41 PM

YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?! You're bin Laden!

Well, I own a cave. Much like Bin Laden, I have an apartment in the United States.

evanft

09-10-2008, 09:53 PM

Which reminds me, I'll be in Detroit this Saturday night if you wanna go drinkin'.

Dude, wanna go to the MGM Grand?

The Crotch

09-10-2008, 10:15 PM

YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?! You're bin Laden!Or Batman.

mykevermin

09-10-2008, 10:34 PM

Dude, wanna go to the MGM Grand?

Ha.

No, I'll be skatin' at the masonic temple.

You should come.

camoor

09-10-2008, 10:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMqei4GcqYI&feature=related

(embedding disabled)

SpazX

09-10-2008, 10:56 PM

Or Batman.

Oh shit....that means...Osama bin Laden is Batman

No wonder we can't find him!

camoor

09-10-2008, 11:11 PM

While you are absolutely correct that a person's religion shouldn't matter in determining a president, it unfortunately absolutely does.

It was the single biggest issue against otherwise morally "spic and span" Romney.

Maybe today but I'll bet you dollars to donuts noone ever thought we'd have a serious black presidential candidate 60 years ago.

Plus it's the dawning of th Age of Aquarius, so we're likely to see all sorts of freaky changes soon.

:D

sp00ge

09-12-2008, 12:58 AM

Gaydolf Titler is an old Jon Stewart Daily Show bit.

"You have to give Barack Obama credit, he's overcome a great deal. Not just he's an African-American. Barack Hussein Obama is his name. His middle name is the last name of Iraq's former tyrant. His last name rhymes with Osama. That's not easy to overcome. I think we all remember the ill-fated 1944 presidential campaign of Gaydolf Titler. It's just a shame, Titler had so many good ideas. We just couldn't get past the name. And the moustache."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qGzqBBjM80