This girls boyfriend wants to kill me, what should I do?

[exceed19]

Here is the story, I need some advice on what to do here. I took out this stripper for a week or so, but as everyone knows girls like these always have exra promblems. her extra problem is a 200lb gorilla, who is very hot tempereted i take it. one of her friends has now given him my cell # and he has been leaving threatening msgs. im like 160 and 5 9,so im not the biggest guy, AND im a pretty boy so i dont want to have my face ruined by some ape. she tells me he is insane and used to go to her work and pick fights with people while she was dancing and has been thrown out several times with a lot of his friends. this is not the type of relationship im looking for and i have a lot of nice things, and this dude has NOTHING so people like that have nothing to loose, im afraid of having my vehicles messed with or demolished. there is no way to get an address with just a cell # is there? i am unlisted in the phone books ect.. so i just would like some advice, id acctually like to hit this girl off still, and not have to worry about my life or possessions, what should I do? i saved the 3 voice mails, he didnt call from his phone though, and i only know his first name.

[The-Bavis]

id acctually like to hit this girl off still

Does that mean you'd like to still see this girl or dump her? You need to clarify because your answer changes everything.

[xzafixz]

I think that either you should just give up on life, or learn how to type/spell/use correct grammar.

[snotknocker]

Three things to remember here

1.A unexpected swift kick to the balls WILL take down any guy

2. Blowdarts are extremely accurate

3. You can run faster in sneakers than shoes

[batman2million]

If this guy is insane as u say. It could get worse. Try talking to him... i doubt that'll work tho. Best bet I think is the cops..u got the voice mail..more thn nuff evidence... but that won't really save you. They jus mite give him a restraining order. I hate bullies... Becareful. And try not to be alone and stay in public places, with ppl around he'll hesitate.

[Gothic Walrus]

My advice? Hang out with better people. From my experience, the few people I've known who have dated strippers were complete losers.

At the very least, don't do anything you'll regret later on. Felony crimes are a bad idea here.

[Lancey Howard]

Yeah, I think your best bet is to leave the stripper alone. That's probably the only way to get the dude to leave you alone. If you really like her you may just have to suck it up - then take the advice of snotknocker above.

[epobirs]

Find the stripper a new boyfriend to draw attention away from you. The thug probably has insuficient capacity to keep his anger at you going when a new competitor has entered the scene. Even better than a new boyfriend, get the stripper to explore her curiosity for her own gender. Nothing beats a militant dyke for utterly ruining the day of a jealous thug.

[5_Against_1]

Seriously, the only guys who date strippers have or will have serious prision records. Stay away from strippers....it's blatently obvious that they are extremely damaged goods.

[kaw]

My advice: Stay away from the dirty girls.

[exceed19]

My sister said if i get file a complaint and they deliever a restraining order, that it will have my address on it when they serve the person, doesnt that really defeat the idea, i mean maybe they could just go to mapquest and print it out for him? im not sure that this guy has the ability to turn on a pc.... i guess to answer the other question of do I like the girl or not? YES I do, do I like her enough to forfit my personaly saftey, jeopardize having my cars/bike being vadalized, stuff stolen ect ect? that answer would be NO. Im thinking I should just ignore all further calls/contact, and if something DID happen I have the voicemails saved, and information that I posted here would show my concern. If it was ME, and MY GIRLFRIEND was the stripper and cheated, id be mad at HER (and leave) not mad at the guy, the girl could always pick ANYONE... the ladies are not worth getting hurt, my major concern is now a days people will commit the most brutal acts and not think twice about it, plus he has nothing to loose!

[Cornfedwb]

First off.. strippers are for looking at not dating. Period. They are nothing but trouble, not to mention they tend to be feet-over-ear whores that give you a much higher chance of catching some sort of STD. And if you do happen on a lasting relationship with a stripper, all you'll end up doing is becoming jealous and upset about her stripping. I speak from experience here.. don't date strippers.

Secondly, hes just trying to scare you, just drop her, don't have anything to do with her.. and don't go near that strip club. He'll go away once he realizes he's still Alpha Male and his territory is safe.. and you'll no longer be dating a stripper, which is a good thing.

[exceed19]

Three things to remember here

1.A unexpected swift kick to the balls WILL take down any guy

2. Blowdarts are extremely accurate

3. You can run faster in sneakers than shoes

And do you guys think option #1 would really stop someone? realisticly? or how about self protection like a stun gun/tazer? would that drop someone as hard as they do on tv???

[Cornfedwb]

Three things to remember here

1.A unexpected swift kick to the balls WILL take down any guy

2. Blowdarts are extremely accurate

3. You can run faster in sneakers than shoes

And do you guys think option #1 would really stop someone? realisticly? or how about self protection like a stun gun/tazer? would that drop someone as hard as they do on tv???

You have to be really close to a guy to use a tazer... if he's that much bigger than you, you may never get a chance to use it. If you really want to carry self-protection (short of a firearm).. find a local law enforcement supply store (these are in every decent sized town, look for uniforms in your yellow pages).. and buy mace there. Police grade mace is twice as concentrated as whats normally sold to civilians.

[exceed19]

MACE... very very very good idea, again this is just for personal protection, in the meantime where can i get the "CAG" mace (slight humor, i need something to break my tension)? i mean does sunny surplus have it? im trying to get something today, then ill order something later, i want something today though, this is a good idea.

[maxgle]

I agree with Cornfedwb.. stripper has complicated life style.. and you should stay away at all cost! PLus I assure you this dude will not be the only problem she draw upon.. there gotta be a few more down the road waiting to screw you over too.. and hell, some of them will be smarter than this ape and use more than just the phone to threaten you!!

[Cornfedwb]

MACE... very very very good idea, again this is just for personal protection, in the meantime where can i get the "CAG" mace (slight humor, i need something to break my tension)? i mean does sunny surplus have it? im trying to get something today, then ill order something later, i want something today though, this is a good idea.

What part of find a law enforcement supply store was confusing? :)

Trust me, regular mace won't stop someone who's pissed off.. it just stings a bit.

[jdevlin7756]

While I agree that you should buy the most powerful mace you can get, I just wanted to say that regular mace is no joke. I walked into a cloud of it once (inside after someone had sprayed it against a wall) and it almost knocked me over. Trust me about this, I'd hate for someone here to think it only stings a bit and take a shot to the face.

[Cornfedwb]

While I agree that you should buy the most powerful mace you can get, I just wanted to say that regular mace is no joke. I walked into a cloud of it once (inside after someone had sprayed it against a wall) and it almost knocked me over. Trust me about this, I'd hate for someone here to think it only stings a bit and take a shot to the face.

Take a shot of police issue.. after that 2.5 sorta feels like you're too close to the sewage treatment plant during a stiff breeze... there's some eye watering, it'll open your sinuses.. but its no big deal.

[jdevlin7756]

BTW, you should be glad that you are only gonna get beat down for this. Screwing around with a stripper can mean a lot more than getting your face or stuff messed up. If you do this again you'll probably end up dead from AIDs or something.

[jdevlin7756]

Cornfedwb, please take a video of you getting hit in the face with some of the civvy crap. If it isn't a big deal I'd like to see it. It would be as funny as the AFROninja post.

[David85]

From your post you seem like a crazy fuck so I hope he beets the shit out of you.

But just tell him you're gay, then he'll just bash you for that, but that's a hate crime and he will go to jail for years, thus solving the problem.

[Ikohn4ever]

yeah that would be great, when he tries to get close to attack, tell him "u are glad he and him are alone" and try to give him a smooch. Either he'll pummell u and leave ya alone or he'll kiss u and u have a new girlfriend

[EddieBelfour]

next time, dont try and tap a stripper. she is a stripper afterall, boyfriend or not, shes a stripper. did i mention shes a stripper?

[Reality's Fringe]

Get yourself a nice Shotgun from your local gun shop. 12 gague Full-Choke if you can, but 20 can come in handy as well. Load her up with some "Wolf" brand Rifled slugs and let someone you know "accidentally" let the guy know where your house is and leave the door unlocked. Hide in the closet or something wating for him, and on the HIGH chance he comes in and looks for you, bust out and unload a shell into his chest. Trust me. It's WAY more effective than MACE. Self-Defense baby. It was a home invasion, I swear! This way, he loses and everybody wins. You won't get beat up and (hopefully) no jail time, your stripper friend is free of this guy, you instantly have a rep for blowing a fuckin' hole in someone's chest, and you've eradicated one more mass of useless organs consuming society's resources! WIN-WIN!

[Trakan]

cornfedwb is right, dating strippers is never smart. If you back off, that guy will leave you alone.

[GameDude]

I'd like to see some pics.

[zewone]

Police grade mace is twice as concentrated as whats normally sold to civilians.

Oh god is that true. I was fighting some guy who had one of these. I thought the burning will never stop. I was in the shower for like 3 hours still on fire. But after beating his ass I ended up with the mace he stole from a cop, so now I gots me some nice self protection. :D

[Zenithian Legend]

I think that either you should just give up on life, or learn how to type/spell/use correct grammar.

Now that's some solid advice! I'm pretty sick of theses people that can't type in english asking for help, unless they're asking for help with their spelling/typing problems.

Wait...

Find the stripper a new boyfriend to draw attention away from you. The thug probably has insuficient capacity to keep his anger at you going when a new competitor has entered the scene. Even better than a new boyfriend, get the stripper to explore her curiosity for her own gender. Nothing beats a militant dyke for utterly ruining the day of a jealous thug.

That's even better! Probably would work too, you'd just have to find someone dumb enough to do it.

Speaking of dumb, now enter the extra strength dumbass comments:

BTW, you should be glad that you are only gonna get beat down for this. Screwing around with a stripper can mean a lot more than getting your face or stuff messed up. If you do this again you'll probably end up dead from AIDs or something.

and...

From your post you seem like a crazy shaq-fu so I hope he beets the shit out of you.

But just tell him you're gay, then he'll just bash you for that, but that's a hate crime and he will go to jail for years, thus solving the problem.

What sort of advice would you expect from a flaming bitch though?

All jokes aside, just take cornfed's advice and you should be fine. Oh, and find some new pussy if you cherish your existance.

[Cornfedwb]

Police grade mace is twice as concentrated as whats normally sold to civilians.

Oh god is that true. I was fighting some guy who had one of these. I thought the burning will never stop. I was in the shower for like 3 hours still on fire. But after beating his ass I ended up with the mace he stole from a cop, so now I gots me some nice self protection. :D

They make an antidote spray.. I always keep one around just in case.

[Zenithian Legend]

AH HA! I figured it out, cornfed is one of the author's from "A turn for the worse" that survival booklet that helps you deal with any dire situation.

[Steggy]

kill he before ye be killed...

[kaji7p56]

Find out where the boyfriend lives and get to him first. Prevention is the key. Don't forget to wear a mask so you can't be ID'ed. Don't do it because you like this whore, f.uck that whore! Once he started to mess with you it became about self-preservation. If someone threatens you, don't take it laying down, take it to them.

[MrBadExample]

im a pretty boy so i dont want to have my face ruined by some ape.

Just remember: Chicks dig scars.

[bignick]

Be a man and tell him to fuck off. Let him hit you, then sue his ass.

[Theenternal]

Have any pics of the stripper :P. I always have to ask.


Anyways, just report him to the cops, if he called the cell phone, there is your evidence right there. All these phone records are kept, its how people screw themself over.

Also you can arm yourself, which will likly get you into more trouble.

Or take Big Nicks advice, and take that guys money after he takes your pretty face :P

[PaulEMoz]

Am I the only one that laughs long and loud at these types of thread?

[Reality's Fringe]

Or, you could ........somehow....kick his ass(listen, the details are for you to work out) in front of a lot of people and then buttfuck him whiles he's down and bleeding. Don't worry about looking gay, you wont's because you just kciked the piss out of him. Just be sure to say something like "Who's your daddy?" Or"What's my name!" while you're doing it. I can guarantee he'l never try to act like a badass again.

[daikaiju]

I have never neVER NEVER met a stripper who didn't have serious issues - and trust me, I've known plenty of them. They aren't worth the trouble unless you enjoy things like having to deal with musclehead tools who always want to muscle in on your action. Not to mention, listen to the general consensus here - SHE'S A STRIPPER. If you were raised with half a moral at all anywhere along the line, your sirens should be blazing all over the place. There may be a stripper out there with some morals, but I sure have never met one - I mean after all, stripping doesn't really strike me personally as the most moral profession.

[Indonesia]

why don't you just change your cell # , at least it will help a littel bit means you will not get his call anymore and don't share it with your friens which is not close to you.

[mousin]

me - carry mase, or an old fashioned knuckle duster.

you - buy a magnum / barretta, and go blow that mother fuckers legs off. itll teach him to stop.

oh, and shot him first, dont let the oppertunity pass you down =].

im jk, dont shoot him, IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS :D

mase.. or pepper spray, works on crowds and shit. =]

[Michaellvortega]

I'd figure something out soon, I had a similar problem happen in High school and my lug nutz got taken off the front of my car one morning. This just recently got takken care of, I graduated in 2000!

[neocisco]

OK, the first thing you should do is...hey, wait a minute. Isn't this a website about VIDEOGAMES!!!??? Man, take your sorry story over to the Jerry Springer website! This just might the dumbest thread I've ever seen! It's definitely the most irrelevant! Strippers--mmmm,mmmmm--they're SKANKALICIOUS!!!!! Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!!

[Cornfedwb]

OK, the first thing you should do is...hey, wait a minute. Isn't this a website about VIDEOGAMES!!!??? Man, take your sorry story over to the Jerry Springer website! This just might the dumbest thread I've ever seen! It's definitely the most irrelevant! Strippers--mmmm,mmmmm--they're SKANKALICIOUS!!!!! Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!!

Noobs should not be telling us what can and cannot be on this site. Get another 500 posts.. then you can say something like that.

[DeviantBoi]

It's a racket between the stripper and the supposed boyfriend ... they'll end up extorting money out of you.

[mousin]

OK, the first thing you should do is...hey, wait a minute. Isn't this a website about VIDEOGAMES!!!??? Man, take your sorry story over to the Jerry Springer website! This just might the dumbest thread I've ever seen! It's definitely the most irrelevant! Strippers--mmmm,mmmmm--they're SKANKALICIOUS!!!!! Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!!

Noobs should not be telling us what can and cannot be on this site. Get another 500 posts.. then you can say something like that.

ownd.

[neocisco]

Not posting doesn't mean I haven't been reading--besides, you missed the whole point--it was a joke! This thread is a joke! I'm having a big laugh and so should you! Lighten up, dude! Hey, mousin, 1000+ posts in 3 months!? Man, you must be independently wealthy to have that much time! Nice going. Fill me in though on ownd--I missed that one. Thanks.

[Moxio]

I'd call the police. This guy sounds like he could do something drastic.

[Cornfedwb]

Not posting doesn't mean I haven't been reading--besides, you missed the whole point--it was a joke! This thread is a joke! I'm having a big laugh and so should you! Lighten up, dude!

You joined barely over a month ago... you haven't been reading a long time.

[bignick]

He is what I would personally do. I would go some where with the striiper, that I knew this guy would be. I would wait for him to him me first, then I would kick the living shit out of him. For my last move, I would military press him and throw him on a table. I wouldnt take shit from anyone. Sometimes you have to step up. There is nothing wrong with getting your ass kicked. Atleast you stood up for yourself.

Fuck all that shit they teach you in school to talk things out. Some people dont work like that.

[RAMSTORIA]

you need to incorporate several pieces of advice youve gotten....
1. get the strongest mace you can possibly get
2. kick him in the balls, and when he goes to one knee spray him with mace until the can runs out
3. call the poice after, saying you used the mace for protection once he went after you (which you did)
4. buy condoms from amazon and have sex with the stripper once, after all that trouble you deserve it!
5. dump her ass and never go near that club again, dont worry about her feelings, shes used to it, thats why shes a stripper
6. post the result on CAG

[mousin]

Not posting doesn't mean I haven't been reading--besides, you missed the whole point--it was a joke! This thread is a joke! I'm having a big laugh and so should you! Lighten up, dude!

You joined barely over a month ago... you haven't been reading a long time.

heh asshats like you neo dont belong here, with only 3 post in last months? you maybe a troll or someshit.

[neocisco]

I never said I 'd "been reading a long time". Again, I implore you--have a laugh! This is all in fun! You're taking me way too seriously.

[daikaiju]

shaq-fu all that shit they teach you in school to talk things out. Some people dont work like that.


So YOU'RE the one leaving messages on his phone! :twisted:

[Theenternal]

He is what I would personally do. I would go some where with the striiper, that I knew this guy would be. I would wait for him to him me first, then I would kick the living shit out of him. For my last move, I would military press him and throw him on a table. I wouldnt take shit from anyone. Sometimes you have to step up. There is nothing wrong with getting your ass kicked. Atleast you stood up for yourself.

shaq-fu all that shit they teach you in school to talk things out. Some people dont work like that.

Also make sure you do a finishing move on him, so he can't get up. The people's elbow is a good move because its flashy and hits the heart.

[mousin]

you need to incorporate several pieces of advice youve gotten....
1. get the strongest mace you can possibly get
2. kick him in the balls, and when he goes to one knee spray him with mace until the can runs out
3. call the poice after, saying you used the mace for protection once he went after you (which you did)
4. buy condoms from amazon and have sex with the stripper once, after all that trouble you deserve it!
5. dump her ass and never go near that club again, dont worry about her feelings, shes used to it, thats why shes a stripper
6. post the result on CAG

ill second this, but take out number 4 and 5. =] i got a gf waiting for me back home.

oh, and use whats around you, pipe, 4x4, lumber, etc. =]

[neocisco]

What is this pick on the newbie day? I have to start somewhere. What better place than here to learn from the masters (tongue planted firmly in cheek).

[daikaiju]

shaq-fu all that shit they teach you in school to talk things out. Some people dont work like that.


So YOU'RE the one leaving messages on his phone! :twisted:

[mousin]

shaq-fu all that shit they teach you in school to talk things out. Some people dont work like that.


So YOU'RE the one leaving messages on his phone! :twisted:

omg.. LMFBALLZOFF!!!! hahahahahha

maybe hes the gorrilla.

[zewone]

then buttfuck him whiles he's down and bleeding. Don't worry about looking gay, you wont's because you just kciked the piss out of him.

LMAO!

[XboxMaster]

Wow, this sounds like some kinda scenario in a movie.

[The Successful Dropout]

ill be honest and start off by saying that the only post that i read in this thread was the first post......id say: first - try giving him your lunch money, if that doesnt work....second - call the cops and make a report so you can receive a peace order, restraining order, or whatever they're called....the guy may not care and he may still hit you....but its better that he hits you with this, instead of without it, because he'll be in deep shit with the police after that