Girl problems.

[Jack-Hunter]

I'm writing a blog about this that I have saved as a draft, so I won't go into detail and i'll just put it all in a nut shell.

1. I met this girl two days ago.

2. She's fucking cute.

3. We both have huge crushes on each other, and we both know it.

4. She can't decide between me and another guy.

Our conversation 5 minutes ago is as follows:

Lionhart617 (8:35:37 AM): so you felt sick?


+1915249 (8:36:17 AM): No, just not in the mood to sit and walk around hallways all day



Lionhart617 (8:38:41 AM): so I can't kiss you till tomorrow? http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/aolbart:/1024/id/2B000001E4/3A2D28


+1915449 (8:39:34 AM): Woah! didn't expect you to say that



Lionhart617 (8:40:20 AM): Ahahahaha.
+1915449 (8:41:18 AM): Well I honestly first gotta figure out whats gonna happen or what happened with the other dude



Lionhart617 (8:41:41 AM): Well I was just kidding. :p
+1915449 (8:42:02 AM): =) l.o.l



Lionhart617 (8:42:20 AM): You can go out with him if you'd like. I mean don't let me hold you back or anything.


+15217649 (8:45:22 AM): Well yeah thanks =). I just told my friend that he asked me out....I felt horrible. if I go with him it will hurt her =/



Lionhart617 (8:45:48 AM): do you want to?


+1916449 (8:47:05 AM): Well I like him and I've talked to him he seems nice enough but I'm not sure

I mean two days ago, since we went on a double date thing with our respective friends, we kissed, made out, held hands and stuff. And all of a sudden I find this out -_-

So..what should I do to get her to keep her eyes on me? Should I act like i'm deciding between her and another girl as well, or would that probably make her care less?

I can honestly say that after two days ago, I developed an interest in her, but I wanted to take things slowly as I mistakenly thought that I had all the time in the world. Then when she brought up this other guy, it's made me want her even more. It's a smart tactic, whether or not it was planned, and it's working.

Pretty interesting scenario for me.

EDIT:

Lionhart617 (8:57:18 AM): So should we just be friends?


+1915249 (8:58:56 AM): Probably yeah
But I would like to go out with yu
Perhaps later on?

What the hell should I say to that? I feel like telling her "I really don't like being used as a backwheel." Or "Well I don't know. I mean someone sort of likes me too."

[Jack-Hunter]

Lionhart617 (9:03:08 AM): Well I don't know. I mean someone sort of likes me too. I mean..even if you didnt like the other guy, I couldn't go out with you yet


Lionhart617 (9:03:09 AM): because I don't know you well enough, even though I think you're cute.


+191549 (9:04:21 AM): Yes its true so we agree on staying friends? =)



Lionhart617 (9:04:47 AM): Does that mean you're going to go out with the other guy?
+191549 (9:05:36 AM): More than likely I won't but its not fer sure

Hmm...

EDIT

Lionhart617 (9:09:32 AM): Being friends is okay with me along as we can still..like eachother? x_x


+191549 (9:10:34 AM): Yes that would be great =P

Seems like things are fine again. Maybe my introducing of this fictional "other person" of my own got her to step down a little and say the "more than likely I won't" line. Who knows.

I guess I made this thread useless by continuing on without waiting for responses here. I'd still like to hear your opinions though, and any advice.

The blog will probably be out later today for those bored/interested enough to read it. I could put it out right now, but i'd rather add/remove the necessary/unnecessary parts and finish, then polish it.

[tiredfornow]

I don't think your friend would appreciate you posting her phone number like that, hahaha.

You've known her for two days, have huge crushes on each other, yet she can't decide if she likes you more than some other mang? Ditch the bitch.

[lilboo]

:rofl: Jack Hunter

[Jack-Hunter]

I don't think your friend would appreciate you posting her phone number like that, hahaha.

You've known her for two days, have huge crushes on each other, yet she can't decide if she likes you more than some other mang? Ditch the bitch.

<_< I didn't notice that until now. One of you will probably call her and be like "..That guy Edward posted your text message conversation on a video game message board called CheapAssGamer. Just called to tell you. *hang up*"

There. I edited my posts and just deleted random numbers from her phone number so the whole thing won't show. There's still a fairly simple way to figure out what the number is with the remaining information, but I really don't think anyone cares that much.

...

"IN JESUS NAME I PRAY"

LOL

[botticus]

<_< I didn't notice that until now. One of you will probably call her and be like "..That guy Edward posted your text message conversation on a video game message board called CheapAssGamer. Just called to tell you. *hang up*"
Nah, they would have said Jack, and it would have confused her. Now they know to say Edward.

[tiredfornow]

Nah, they would have said Jack, and it would have confused her. Now they know to say Edward.

Yeah, the response I got from her was ''I don't even know anyone named Jack. Stop fucking calling.'' :roll:

[Jack-Hunter]

Nah, they would have said Jack, and it would have confused her. Now they know to say Edward.

That means my plan is working. Shh. Give it some thought. ;)

[seanr1221]

Nah, they would have said Jack, and it would have confused her. Now they know to say Edward.

:rofl:

---

First, how old are you?

Second, hit it and quit it.

[shieryda]

You can go out with him if you'd like. I mean don't let me hold you back or anything.Lionhart617 (8:42:20 AM):

Psycho. I'm sure she's relieve that you're "allowing" her to go out with another dude.

The best thing to do is ignore her. That makes the ladies want you even more.

[senorwoohoo]

Tear that pussy up, son.

[Jack-Hunter]

Lionhart617 (8:42:20 AM):

Psycho. I'm sure she's relieve that you're "allowing" her to go out with another dude.

The best thing to do is ignore her. That makes the ladies want you even more.

She better be. I'm not usually that lenient. 8-)

[Ikohn4ever]

just dont start cutting yourself when she says you arent emo enough for her

[Jack-Hunter]

just dont start cutting yourself when she says you arent emo enough for her

Yeah, you already told me how that worked out for you. Didn't have the best ending, did it?

[Sofa King Kool]

YES!!! A Jack Hunter thread!

Stick it in her pooper.

[lordwow]

tl;dr

[sp00ge]

When a girl comes out and tells you that she has to think about picking you or another guy, you're just asking for trouble. Maybe not right away, but eventually it will happen. Just walk away and find someone who doesn't act like she's car shopping.

[Jack-Hunter]

When a girl comes out and tells you that she has to think about picking you or another guy, you're just asking for trouble. Maybe not right away, but eventually it will happen. Just walk away and find someone who doesn't act like she's car shopping.

Agreed. I've run into this kind of trouble before. But i've also noticed that if you finish with them and then dump them before they dump you, it's all good.

I'm not into serious dating.

I was with a girl for a year, that was it for me.

I'll get serious about it some 10-15 years from now.

[benjamouth]

"And they call it puppy love, but I guess they'll never know"

[PR Mega X]

You come off as more than a little creepy in those chats, and she comes off as uninterested. If she isn't ready to settle down and open her baby maker to you after two days, then what good is she? Besides, you don't want sloppy seconds from her first choice.

[benjamouth]

"You're heading for a 3-way, and not the good kind of 3-way" - sp00ge

[sp00ge]

"You're heading for a 3-way, and not the good kind of 3-way" - sp00ge

lol - The "Hey, at least I'm getting some" beggars-can't-be-choosers three-way.

[Jack-Hunter]

You come off as more than a little creepy in those chats, and she comes off as uninterested. If she isn't ready to settle down and open her baby maker to you after two days, then what good is she? Besides, you don't want sloppy seconds from her first choice.


I'd agree if I hadn't, as my friend Allen described: "made out with her for a total of an hour and thirty minutes" those two days past.

I see what you're saying though. :rofl:

[seanr1221]

You come off as more than a little creepy in those chats, and she comes off as uninterested. If she isn't ready to settle down and open her baby maker to you after two days, then what good is she? Besides, you don't want sloppy seconds from her first choice.


This.

I'd agree if I hadn't, as my friend Allen described: "made out with her for a total of an hour and thirty minutes" those two days past.

I see what you're saying though. :rofl:

She's trying to play the field....of dicks. You just happened to be stumbled upon.

[Jack-Hunter]

"You're heading for a 3-way, and not the good kind of 3-way" - sp00ge

The classic Love Triangle.

..Or pass around the beer fiasco.

[Jack-Hunter]

This.



She's trying to play the field....of dicks. You just happened to be stumbled upon.

Meh. I didn't exactly like her at first. She came onto me. The trick is holding a wad of 1's and making it look like you have a fuck load of cash. ALWAYS works. :bouncy:

[seanr1221]

So you're dealing with a young, indecisive, easy, gold-digging girl?

How can you lose!?

[shieryda]

Pre-emptive bone, before dude #2 gets in there.

[Jack-Hunter]

Dude #2, I hate that guy...

[Liquid 2]

Not worth it.

[Javery]

There are literally thousands of hot chicks out there - I wouldn't waste 30 seconds on someone who was "deciding between me and another guy." Jesus Christ.

[jbroush99]

Once a rabbit, always a rabbit. She'll just keep hopping from cock to cock to cock...

[JolietJake]

I saw the thread title, i saw the poster, i loled.

[SpazX]

I knew this thread would be a winner.

So are you trying to bang her or what? You're not going to have a real relationship with this chick.

[BigPopov]

When a girl comes out and tells you that she has to think about picking you or another guy, you're just asking for trouble. Maybe not right away, but eventually it will happen. Just walk away and find someone who doesn't act like she's car shopping.

I agree.

She's just keeping you on a short leash. Some women thrive on having multiple guys swoon over them. It empowers them.

Move on.

(edit) Unless you're trying to just bang her and kick her out of your pad. Then by all means go for it =) (don't waste too much time on trying though)

[Jack-Hunter]

I saw the thread title, i saw the poster, i loled.

We all care. Seriously. :lol:

[Chacrana]

Ahahaahahah Jack fuckin' Hunter.

[Jack-Hunter]

I knew this thread would be a winner.

So are you trying to bang her or what? You're not going to have a real relationship with this chick.

Obviously. I stated before i'm not into serious relationships yet.

I should have anticipated people with bad vision in a gaming forum.

[depascal22]

Hit it and quit it. She'll be needy and indecisive like this forever. Also, just because she made out with you for an hour and a half doesn't mean anything. Girls make out with guys because they're bored. If you didn't get her engine revving from making out to banging like rabbits, then she's just not into you.

[crystalklear64]

Explain to her what a CPU is and the two major types of buses.

[Chacrana]

Obviously. I stated before i'm not into serious relationships yet.

I should have anticipated people with bad vision in a gaming forum.

Bad vision? It's not like your vision can be all that good given how you dress.

[shieryda]

Dude #2, I hate that guy...

Settle it once and for all - challenge him to a pistol duel, or a knife fight.:D

[smoger]

after 3 lines i knew what my answer was gonna be. delete her number from your phone. take her off your buddy list. never talk to her again.

she's pulling the typical bullshit games that girls love to play. read the advice category of my blog for more dating advice.

[Jack-Hunter]

Hit it and quit it. She'll be needy and indecisive like this forever. Also, just because she made out with you for an hour and a half doesn't mean anything. Girls make out with guys because they're bored. If you didn't get her engine revving from making out to banging like rabbits, then she's just not into you.

Point taken. Time to move on then.

[lilboo]

Jack Hunter, to hell with bitches. Have sex with me. 8-)

[tiredfornow]

Jack Hunter, to hell with bitches. Have sex with me. 8-)

He's 15. :shock:

[lilboo]

No he's not!

:rofl: is he?

[Moxio]

Jack Hunter why won't you accept my numerous Friend Requests?! :cry: :pist:

[Paco]

Tell that bitch you got hoes in different area codes and that it's time for a HO LI DAY wile you get some HODERVES. I recommend slapping her with a big ass sack.

[WeaponX2099]

There's only thing you need to do¦ Ass to Mouth

[camoor]

after 3 lines i knew what my answer was gonna be. delete her number from your phone. take her off your buddy list. never talk to her again.

she's pulling the typical bullshit games that girls love to play. read the advice category of my blog for more dating advice.

I disagree. Work the friend angle, get her to introduce you to her girl friends. It's basic salesmanship - this could be a good lead, you've just got to use it.

[camoor]

He's 15. :shock:

Yeah, now I'm wondering whether Liboo is a Catholic priest or a Republican Senator.

[becuzimbrown]

Why hasn't anyone posted this yet?:

I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

[DestroVega]

i love these threads... all hilarious

[AngellicLulu]

Find another girl.

[magiic]

I managed to go all morning with out clicking on this thread but I finally caved. I wish I could of just stuck to my guns and left well enough alone.

[sanderdaniels81]

It never ceases to entertain me how all of the geeky little 12 year olds (and many 20-30 yrold geeks, too) will jump at the chance to tell you to "bone her" or "hit that action" et al.... ad infinitum

Don't take advice from these people, as they've never had sex, and most of them have never even been to second base - or first base for that matter - with anyone but themselves.

Sex brings a lot of consequences, both physical and emotional.

First, physically you can screw up the rest of your life if you get a girl pregnant. At the very least you'll be paying child support for many years - If you try to talk her into an abortion, you can add baby killer to the list of what you see when you look in the mirror (unless you're a heartless asshole, in which case karma will have to teach you the hard way).

A lot of men will try to convince themselves that sex is only physical, but the ones who are able to convince themselves of this are either A) psycho/sociopaths, or B) complete losers who end up very lonely in their later lives, and die completely alone.

One of the few solid things I've learned in my life is to not take advice from people who don't know what the hell they're talking about because they've never been there.

Least of all from nerds who would freak out if a good looking girl gave them the time of day.

As for the topic at hand... most girls don't know what they want - being "second in line" doesn't mean ANYTHING. All it means is she isn't sure what she wants yet. If YOU actually like HER, I advise you to keep her in mind as a possibility, but don't devote yourself to her entirely. If a girl thinks she can have you too easily, she won't want you. Date around, and don't jump at any chance to interact with her. Make sure she knows you like her, but that you have other things going for you, and that she's not your "only hope".

Think about it - if she was obsessed with you from the start and wanted to spend every waking minute with you it would get freaky before long. There's a word for those sorts of people - they're called stalkers. Don't be one.

[lilboo]

It never ceases to entertain me how all of the geeky little 12 year olds (and many 20-30 yrold geeks, too) will jump at the chance to tell you to "bone her" or "hit that action" et al.... ad infinitum

Don't take advice from these people, as they've never had sex, and most of them have never even been to second base - or first base for that matter - with anyone but themselves.

Sex brings a lot of consequences, both physical and emotional.

First, physically you can screw up the rest of your life if you get a girl pregnant. At the very least you'll be paying child support for many years - If you try to talk her into an abortion, you can add baby killer to the list of what you see when you look in the mirror (unless you're a heartless asshole, in which case karma will have to teach you the hard way).

A lot of men will try to convince themselves that sex is only physical, but the ones who are able to convince themselves of this are either A) psycho/sociopaths, or B) complete losers who end up very lonely in their later lives, and die completely alone.

One of the few solid things I've learned in my life is to not take advice from people who don't know what the hell they're talking about because they've never been there.

Least of all from nerds who would freak if a good looking girl gave them the time of day.

Exactly, and you are living proof. Thanks for your time!

[crystalklear64]

Pardon me, lilboo, but may I have the time of day?

[lilboo]

No [-(. Ask Jack Hunter.

[senorwoohoo]

Get the fuck outta here with that serious shit, son.

[sanderdaniels81]

The original post was a serious question, so GTFO with your unsolicited bullshit.

[Paco]

You want some real advice? DUMP THAT BITCH. Do not take her calls, do not answer her, delete her number and IMS. DO NOT even associate with her anymore. You don't take beat up seconds and you are in it for YOU. The nice guy shit doesn't work at all until she's old and essentially worthless "most likely dry too"

Sander is right about one thing. Women don't know what they want. And do you want to put up with that? If no, then superman that hoe and find another one. Tom Leykis says DUMP THAT BITCH. All it is is a vagina and there are billions more in this planet. Find another one.

[sanderdaniels81]

Sander is right about one thing. Women don't know what they want. And do you want to put up with that? If no, then superman that hoe and find another one. Tom Leykis says DUMP THAT BITCH.


Uhh.... with that logic, it seems like you're urging him to be gay?


All it is is a vagina and there are billions more in this planet. Find another one.


I'd be interested to see how the female CAG's feel about this guy's attitude towards you all...

[Moxio]

Um, guys... I'm having trouble.

See, when my girlfriend and I get intimate... I, um, I pull out my weiner. And it's all read to go and everything.

But, like... where do I put it? I mean the only crevices I see are her eyes, ears, and mouth. Is there somewhere else it goes? Seriously, it kinda ruins the mood.

[senorwoohoo]

:rofl:

[Paco]

Uhh.... with that logic, it seems like you're urging him to be gay?



I'd be interested to see how the female CAG's feel about this guy's attitude towards you all...

What you're doing is making her the all important and essentially devaluing HIM. That's bullshit. Sure what I'm saying is rather blunt and cold, but it does work. Otherwise Tom Leykis wouldn't have millions of supporters.

And I'm not advocating he become gay. I'm advocating he stands up and realizes his value and not put so much value on HER.

[lilboo]

Where she pees, Mox. Good luck!

[Moxio]

Wait... what hole does she pee out of? It's hard to find. :\

[crystalklear64]

Um, guys... I'm having trouble.

See, when my girlfriend and I get intimate... I, um, I pull out my weiner. And it's all read to go and everything.

But, like... where do I put it? I mean the only crevices I see are her eyes, ears, and mouth. Is there somewhere else it goes? Seriously, it kinda ruins the mood.
Mox=TMK

[sanderdaniels81]

Self-important assholes end up with the audience they want/deserve - themselves.

Men who end up with girls that they treat like shit end up getting cheated on and dumped in the end.

Treat her well, but don't act like she's your only option (and actually HAVE other options, too) and then if you end up together you can have a decent healthy relationship in the long-term.

[Paco]

Wait... what hole does she pee out of? It's hard to find. :\

LOL These posts are delivering heavy handed shenanigans.

[sanderdaniels81]

Also, keep in mind that she's at least honest about telling you about this other guy, and that she's not sure.

Plenty of girls would go far with both of you and play it while it lasted.

You found a girl that could likely be trusted in a relationship.

[lilboo]

I wanna try pussy sex too :(

[sp00ge]

I wanna try pussy sex too :(

ha! Only thing I can picture while reading this is Elias from Clerks 2. :lol:

[Chacrana]

Wait... what hole does she pee out of? It's hard to find. :\

Same place you do? I wasn't to sure, either :-/

[becuzimbrown]

I wanna try pussy sex too :(

I thought you and JFD were a couple? Have you not.....gotten that far in your relationship yet?

[lilboo]

ha! Only thing I can picture while reading this is Elias from Clerks 2. :lol:

:rofl:

I thought you and JFD were a couple? Have you not.....gotten that far in your relationship yet?

JFD is very strict about her baby box.

[sanderdaniels81]

What he means is, he's a virgin, and has been talking out of his ass this whole time :)

[lilboo]

Me or the OP? :(

[sanderdaniels81]

Exactly, and you are living proof. Thanks for your time!


You, obviously.

[lilboo]

You're right. I NEVER done anything sexual with a girl. A WINNER IS YOU!

[becuzimbrown]

You, obviously.

You're right. I NEVER done anything sexual with a girl. A WINNER IS YOU!


:rofl:

No one tell sanderdaniels the truth!

[lilboo]

I'll be 24 on Saturday and I never touched or licked or even SMELLED a vajay :(

[sanderdaniels81]

That he REALLY likes ballpark beef franks?

[lilboo]

Ballpark beef franks are only good if you can have 2 at one time.


:-k

[becuzimbrown]

Ballpark beef franks are only good if you can have 2 at one time.


:-k


Be safe, use a condom......ent.

[BigSpoonyBard]

I treat a bitch like 7-Up - I never have, I never will. I tell a bitch like this, "Bitch, you without me is like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes - You'll never go platinum!"

[Ikohn4ever]

Ballpark beef franks are only good if you can have 2 at one time.


:-k

i sense a frank in between buns joke developing

[rhymetimesfine]

give her a virgin donkey punch so she knows what to expect

[CoffeeEdge]

Two days? Pfft. Sounds epicly shallow.

What are you guys, 14?

[Lieutenant Dan]

I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU GUYS.

Post #92: Stick it in her pooper.

[becuzimbrown]

I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU GUYS.

Post #92: Stick it in her pooper.

Im pretty sure someone said it before. Look at all the spoiler tags.

[sp00ge]

I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU GUYS.

Post #92: Stick it in her pooper.

I think lilboo was getting to that, kinda... except not hers. :-#

[underliness]

Damn you text and private messages for making young relationships so much more awkward and disconnected than needed.

Looks like all the stick it, poke it, prod it, hit it, tap it bases are covered. Well done.

[Squall835]

Damn you text and private messages for making young relationships so much more awkward and disconnected than needed.

Looks like all the stick it, poke it, prod it, hit it, tap it bases are covered. Well done.

Not true, there's one more. Stick it in her... ear?

[Demolition Man]

I think this thread lacks one thing....

Pics or never happened!

[Sofa King Kool]

I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU GUYS.

Post #92: Stick it in her pooper.


Post #15

YES!!! A Jack Hunter thread!

Stick it in her pooper.


I must admit, I was surprised to see it hadn't been posted in the first fourteen responses...

[mitch079]

It sounds to me like you're in high school. None of this matters, man. Have fun, date others, enjoy your youth. There's a time to get serious about someone and that time is when you graduate college, get a job, responsibilities, come into your own in the world, find out what you like and don't like, and really consider settling down. In other words, in your late 20's at the earliest.

[Phorty Ounce]

Watch out, she might have a one-gina trap.

[PhrostByte]

Jack why are you still posting? Bang her already. Then come back and post pics.

[Moxio]

When you post pics of you putting your penalsaurus rex into... well, wherever it goes ( :/ ), just post pics of her. Nude.

[munkapotamus]

What she's really saying is... i plan to bang the other guys brains out , but i want you on the backburner as my future husband who lets me walk all over him and doesn't get sex more than once every few months, very bland non-screaming sex.


It has happened before, it will surely happen again.

[nativetongue88]

heres how it really is. she thinks of you as just a friend. if she had any sort of crush on you at all she wouldnt be telling you about how she likes another guy. and if she really had a crush on you she wouldnt even care about another guy.

sorry, but you are in the dreaded friend zone.

[Will]

Normally I would say this thread should serve as a reason not to ask for advice on chicks etc etc but the fact is, this wasnt the first thread that eventually turned out like this, and it wont be the last so a warning will never do any good.

[joshythegreat18]

First, from the conversation you posted, it sounds like you're probably around 14 or 15 years old. Most people of any age to really talk about a real relationship don't use IM to discuss their feelings about each other. I hate the phone, but if it comes to talking about "getting together," you only use IM when you're in the first few years of high school. I did this. I know this.

Second, I echo the sentiments several people have already shared: If the girl can't make up her mind, move on. Girls your age hardly ever know what they want. Wait till they're older. By then they'll either know what they're looking for, or they'll still be the same indecisive girls they were when they were 14. In the latter case, stay far away. It's those kinds of girls who do nothing but cause problems for the male population. Getting sucked in now by girls who like multiple guys and can't make a decision is just asking to get yourself Fucked over.

Third, and this is the most important: Never, EVER, date a girl who can't spell the word "for" correctly. It's three letters long. There's no excuse FOR it. If a girl can't learn to use the proper English spelling for a word like that, how do you think she's going to learn how to properly handle a relationship?

[Anbu_Zim]

Ballpark beef franks are only good if you can have 2 at one time.


:-k

I thought I was your only man?!

I'm kidding, but seriously, lilboo, you're awesome.

[becuzimbrown]

I thought I was your only man?!

I'm kidding, but seriously, lilboo, you're awesome.


:rofl:

[Rig]

You're right. I NEVER done anything sexual with a girl. A WINNER IS YOU!

You, obviously.

I'll be 24 on Saturday and I never touched or licked or even SMELLED a vajay :(

:applause: Awesome.

[Toireht]

hmmm...she sounds like a character from "Teeth", but I can't put my finger on it.....

[Koggit]

I didn't read anything other than the first post but I scanned the thread for pics and didn't see any

Really, it's impossible to offer constructive advice without knowing what the girl looks like

[Layziebones]

You would think people would learn to stop posting these kinds of topics here but nope. Everyone wants to show off by telling everyone they actually talked to a girl.

[sanderdaniels81]

What I find funny is how lilboo brought up "never had sex with a girl" all by herself - I never even mentioned it. I thought she was a dude at first because she's well... butch, rofl.

Bull-dike lesbian tendencies much?

[PR Mega X]

What I find funny is how lilboo brought up "never had sex with a girl" all by herself - I never even mentioned it. I thought she was a dude at first because she's well... butch, rofl.

Bull-dike lesbian tendencies much?

Swing and a miss.

Try again, sport!

[senorwoohoo]

What the fuck are you talking about, sander?

[lilboo]

What I find funny is how lilboo brought up "never had sex with a girl" all by herself - I never even mentioned it. I thought she was a dude at first because she's well... butch, rofl.

Bull-dike lesbian tendencies much?

Was it the flannel?
The toolbelt?
My Lowes AND Home Depot credit cards?

Ah, well. I got Melissa Ethridge MP3s to go download. I have a yoga class later.

[shieryda]

Was it the flannel?
The toolbelt?
My Lowes AND Home Depot credit cards?

Ah, well. I got Melissa Ethridge MP3s to go download. I have a yoga class later.

I'm confused. Your pictures on the Family Album prove you are a dude, but you belong to the "Girls of CAG" group. What's the deal for real?!

[lilboo]

:rofl:

[Number83]

http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/ThreadDelivers.jpg

[Soodmeg]

I'm confused. Your pictures on the Family Album prove you are a dude, but you belong to the "Girls of CAG" group. What's the deal for real?!

:rofl:

What I dont get is that he has been a member for 4 years.


*Dances in how funny reading this is.

[StinkyCheese]

http://a510.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/l_d3a786cd60e41f9420c548dcbdce4f3d.jpg

Oh god. from his blog

[shieryda]

http://a510.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/l_d3a786cd60e41f9420c548dcbdce4f3d.jpg



Oh god. from his blog

She looks like a screamer...

[benjamouth]

Looks like she would be open to suggestion in the bedroom.

[SneakyPenguin]

She looks like she's about 13, and confused about how to fit in to not fitting in.

[shieryda]

Looks like she would be open to suggestion in the bedroom.

I think that's a Kama Sutra book that she's holding.

I just wonder how many cows they had to slaughter to manufacture those big-ass boots that she's wearing.

[depascal22]

The boots cover more than her skirt. I'd say she'd be into bondage.

[Synergy]

This thread has kept me entertained for the last 2 days. Thanks, OP.

Was it the flannel?
The toolbelt?
My Lowes AND Home Depot credit cards?

Ah, well. I got Melissa Ethridge MP3s to go download. I have a yoga class later.

Hey hey! :lol:

I told you it's yoga, softball, and Amy Winehouse!

*goes back to watching the L word*

[lilboo]

Hey hey! :lol:

I told you it's yoga, softball, and Amy Winehouse!

*goes back to watching the L word*

GOT IT!
http://www.nohomers.net/images/smilies/highfive.gif

[CouRageouS]

I love all the info about lilboo. You should touch some chicks man, they let gay guys touch them all the time! Who knows you might like it! :lol:

I know that pale goth chick. I painted my nails black and told her I was the manager at Hot Topic even though she complained we didn't have anything cool anymore. Anyway she sucks like a pro. Don't tell Chris Hansen.

[bardockkun]

$5 Says she'll stomp on your balls with those boots and that's closest you'll get to getting some from her...

[crazytalkx]

"It looks like she's a freak in bed"

[Koggit]

She's not fat, so she's already better than like half of American women regardless of how poorly she dresses.

But I don't think that's the girl the OP was referring to. We need pics of the new girl.

[DestroVega]

that girl was a girl he was dating "online"... didn't even live near him.

[PhrostByte]

Girl looks like she's rebelling against the 7-11 manager shooing her and her friends away... Damn system and its anti-loitering laws!

[bigdaddy]

Find a boyfriend.

[Rig]

Was it the flannel?
The toolbelt?
My Lowes AND Home Depot credit cards?

Ah, well. I got Melissa Ethridge MP3s to go download. I have a yoga class later.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/rig85/GWS526.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/rig85/GWS510.jpg
Flannel and Melissa Etheridge. :lol:

[lilboo]

See?

[cdrober]

"If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" This seems like alot of BS and say just stay clear man, as in another quote "bitches and sh*t". That is my advice, stick to your games, they won't cause you no trouble...though they also won't give you a bj...so that is the problem isn't it...

[becuzimbrown]

"If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Beat you to it ;).

[shieryda]

That is my advice, stick to your games, they won't cause you no trouble...

Unless his 360 red rings...

[Wombat]

Unless his 360 red rings...

Girls can cause Red Rings too

[shieryda]

Girls can cause Red Rings too

:drool: Oh wait; I mean :puke:

[joeboosauce]

DO NOT EVER play second fiddle to a woman. You only lower your value to her. Ignore her in spurts and observe how she reacts. Don't mention this shit about liking her and make her work for YOU. If she believes other girls are into you then that will make her want you more. Sad, but that is the truth. Social status is a HUGE factor in what turns on most women. Start by showing that you are disinterested over time. Reduce the communications. Tell her she is boring you in a joking kind of way. "You know you are barely keeping my attention. I'm gonna go (insert obvious boring activity) if you can't keep it interesting." Improvise though.

[depascal22]

Games don't put out. C'mon. You can't play games all your life.

[kainzero]

the aim conversation had too much supplication, it sounds like you're suggesting she go out with this guy and your questions obviously sound defeatist




in fact
i wanna go out with him now
you made him sound that good

[depascal22]

Yeah. Don't even talk about other guys with a girl. Make it all about here and now. Make it seem like she's the only one you're thinking about and, if she goes along, stick it in her pooper.

[lilboo]

Take this for what it is:
Back in the day when I used to.. like.. girls, we'd flirt online. Of course, we'd always end up talking about being friends..and I always OK'd it that the other guy was good for her..etc.

:-k