True Blood Official Discussion: Season 3 starts Sun. June 13th!

[shieryda]

Renewed for a 4th season.

[Bezerker]

Well, that was a head-turning ending.

[thisboywillbreak]

Well, that was a head-turning ending.

Indeed. And the previews for next week made me all like :-#.

[Cheska19]

Could they have picked a different actor to play Franklin? Every time he's on screen I cringe.

[VipFREAK]

Fucking hilarious episode. wHoA @ previews for next one.

Edit: Who is the Brunette vamp chick from the scene with Bill and his wife?

[Richlough]

Fucking hilarious episode. wHoA @ previews for next one.

Edit: Who is the Brunette vamp chick from the scene with Bill and his wife?

She's is Bill's maker, that's why he must do what she says.

[Bezerker]

Do we really need spoilers for stuff from the 1st season? I'd think if someone decides to start the show on Season 3, there isn't much point in holding back.

[VipFREAK]

She's is Bill's maker, that's why he must do what she says.

No, I mean her real life name. lol

[lombarvm]

I guess "Vampire Hate Fuck" will now be on Urban Dictionary.

[Richlough]

Do we really need spoilers for stuff from the 1st season? I'd think if someone decides to start the show on Season 3, there isn't much point in holding back.

I agree, but I don't follow who is in this thread, so I played it safe .



The True Blood term of the day is 'pussy overflow', discuss .

[DestroVega]

I agree, but I don't follow who is in this thread, so I played it safe .



The True Blood term of the day is 'pussy overflow', discuss .

seems to be dick overflow this season... they better start showing some chicks nude, I have seen enough man-ass for the whole season already.

[Purple Flames]

I love how this season the show just drops and and all pretense and just becomes a total blood and fuckfest with some good story-telling mechanics thrown in for good mesure.

I love it.

[anubis20]

I just caught up with the new series. I like the way its going but the wolves seem pretty weaksauce so far. Bill took on a load of them and they didnt do shit to him. BTW am I the only one here that finds Pam super hot. Too bad she doesnt get more screen time :cry:

[Richlough]

I just caught up with the new series. I like the way its going but the wolves seem pretty weaksauce so far. Bill took on a load of them and they didnt do shit to him. BTW am I the only one here that finds Pam super hot. Too bad she doesnt get more screen time :cry:

I think they should do her origin, or at least a flashback or two .

No, you're not the only one . ;)

[shieryda]

Finally, some strippers boobs. That one that Bill chose was smokin'. I'm surprised that Sookie is getting naked more often now. Maybe she has a new no nudity clause in her contract.

As for Pam, she's a good character, but I don't find her as attractive as the other cast members.

[DestroVega]

I thought last night was the best episode of the season... story looks to be getting strong and I also think the show has been at it's best this season when it's straight horror.

[shrike4242]

Next week's episode looks to top even this week's episode, which I also agree is the best so far.

[lokizz]

Could they have picked a different actor to play Franklin? Every time he's on screen I cringe.

glad im not the only one who thinks that something about him is off. this seasons been lacking in tit and has been way too man on man for me. cool twist with sams family though.

[Richlough]

Man, I thought Sookie was going to bite her own wrist to revive Bill and he would go off on everybody.
Especially the way he was covered in blood everywhere but his face . LIke they left it 'blank' in preparation .
Oh well .

[MisterModest]

"Open me up!"

[Will]

Could they have picked a different actor to play Franklin? Every time he's on screen I cringe.

I like that guy. From 24 and various other shows, I dig his work.

[shieryda]

Man, this last episode was fucking BRUTAL! The episode ended right before the previews for next week, so I'm not sure what's about to go down.

[DestroVega]

I like that guy. From 24 and various other shows, I dig his work.

he was great in the Tudors as well.

[Bezerker]

Check out the comic-con trailer. Rest of the season is gonna be crazy.

[fatherofcaitlyn]

I'm definitely looking forward to next week's episode.

[h3llbring3r]

I think Tara should have used an axe instead of a mace.

[shieryda]

I think Tara should have used an axe instead of a mace.

I concur. But, I don't think any vampire could be healed of the bashing that his skull took.

[DestroVega]

^exactly

[shieryda]

Do you guys think that Crystal is hot? Sometimes I do, but othertimes I'm not so sure.

[fatherofcaitlyn]

Do you guys think that Crystal is hot? Sometimes I do, but othertimes I'm not so sure.

No. I'd still hit it, but she is clearly a "quit it afterwards" type of woman.

...

Regarding killing of a vampire outside of sunlight or staking, it doesn't work.

[shieryda]

What the heck kind of car is Lafayette rolling in (needs to get fixed now)? I can't tell whenever it appears on screen.

Edit: N/m. Google is my friend:

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f152/car-true-blood-sv-9-competizione-89723/

[Will]

Do you guys think that Crystal is hot? Sometimes I do, but othertimes I'm not so sure.

I was watching the ep again and I thought to myself "Jason has nailed hotter tail than that"....I guess they needed someone with a "white trash" look to them...

[Purple Flames]

A few noted on this season thus far:

- I think Sam's family is the most interesting subplot this season. I really wanna see where thos goes with the whole dogfighting development. If that's true, then his parents are fucking monsters.

- Franklin basically turned out to be a one-dimensional stalker with a crush character. Seriously, there's nothing more to him than 'WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?! I'M GONNA FORCE YOU TO LOVE ME! I'm glad Tara based his fucking skull in.

- I don't like that new chick Jason is into at all. She has a jawline that would put M. Bison to shame. It's really fucking distracting. He's definitely been with infinitely hotter women. On that same note, I want sexoholic Jason back, dammit! I don't like all the different stuff they've tried to do to him over the last few seasons. I mean I knwo he's gotta develop, but him being a womanizer was a big part of his charm.

- I hope they haven't completely dropped the notion of Lafayette and the doctor. He remains my favorite character, and it's nice to see him with a love interest.

- Arlene is absolutely fucking irritating this season. She's basically devolved into an over-the-top racist. Most her her interactions with Jessica had me facepaling myself into oblivion. Most of the time I ket thinkign to myself "Jeeze I wonder how she'd react if a straight black man or an Arab worked at the bar."

- Interesting new development with Eric. I don't think he;s totally turned his back on the everyone. I think he's just keeping up the ruse until he has a chance to exact his revenge on the King, and it looks like he may just get that chance in the next episode.

- I REALLY wanna know what fuck Sookie is already. Reading minds is one thing, but some glow that launches people across the room has me on the edge of my seat.

This past week's episode was crazy awesome, and I'm I'm absolutely stoked to see next week's thanks to the preview.

P.S. Ya know, I always thought that Jessica was just kinda good-looking, but this season...damn, just DAMN! Smokin' hot. And now that's she's in that Merlott's uniform :drool::drool::drool:

[shieryda]

All I know is that Sookie is definitely going to need some vamp blood to heal her ass after Lorena tore the shit out of her neck. I predict that Eric will somehow come to her rescue either before or after he's exacted revenge on the King.

I don't think Eric will let any harm come to the Queen, Sookie, Bill (even though he's already pretty fucked-up) or the chick that the Magister is holding hostage (I can't remember her name). He's playing both sides to get what he wants.

I want to see that chick that Eric was banging again!

[MisterModest]

I thought by now everyone knows Sookie is a fairy?

[Will]

I thought by now everyone knows Sookie is a fairy?

I only knew because someone that read the books told me.

[Bezerker]

Dont worry about Jesus, he will be back. Also, regarding Tommy (not so much a spoiler rather than gross interpretation:

I saw the terms "pimped out" being used to describe what his parents also do to him in future eps, so I guess that means they have Tommy fuck other dogs for breeding purposes?

:puke:

[shieryda]

Dont worry about Jesus, he will be back. Also, regarding Tommy (not so much a spoiler rather than gross interpretation:

I saw the terms "pimped out" being used to describe what his parents also do to him in future eps, so I guess that means they have Tommy fuck other dogs for breeding purposes?

:puke:


The dad used the mom for breeding. That's why she said her back couldn't take it anymore. Tommy is probably just used in the fighting. I at first thought that Tommy was being molested by the dad, but I don't think that's the case anymore.

[chimpster1313]

I just started watching this last night and I'm burning through it. So far, great show.

[Richlough]

Didn't want to start a thread for this , it would ruin our odds .

Win one of 6 True Blood custom PSPs ! (http://www.facebook.com/TrueBlood?v=app_139658212729516&ref=share)

[slowdive21]

Thanks for posting the PSP contest! I am still one episode behind, so I have to ignore most of the thread.

[OnyxPrimal]

Awesome... signed up for the PSP contest as well. Thanks. Let's hit this episode wide open. :)

[Sarang01]

Woah I'll have to enter the PSP contest.

Definitely enjoy this show and I don't know what the previous poster's problem is with gays.

[DestroVega]

Woah I'll have to enter the PSP contest.

Definitely enjoy this show and I don't know what the previous poster's problem is with gays.

he doesn't like them, obviously lol.

[shrike4242]

Didn't want to start a thread for this , it would ruin our odds .

Win one of 6 True Blood custom PSPs ! (http://www.facebook.com/TrueBlood?v=app_139658212729516&ref=share)Oh look, another contest that requires Facebook to enter. :roll:

[h3llbring3r]

Oh look, another contest that requires Facebook to enter. :roll:
Seriously, data mine me for a 1 in 1,000,000 contest.
Be sure and block them after the contest guys.

[shieryda]

Last episode was nuts. More f-bombs than usual, too.

[Javery]

Could they have picked a different actor to play Franklin? Every time he's on screen I cringe.

Really? I think he is the best thing about this season so far - he's fucking crazy! I'm still 2 episodes behind though...

[Bezerker]

He kinda reminds me of Dr House on meth.

[fatherofcaitlyn]

I hate the gimmick of Bill healing Sookie. What is it? The fifth or sixth time?

[shieryda]

I hate the gimmick of Bill healing Sookie. What is it? The fifth or sixth time?

He should have to stick his crank in her mouth in order to heal her. That's more believable, anyways.

[Clak]

So does a large amount of fairy blood make vampires immune to sunlight or something? Spoilered in case anyone doesn't know.

[shieryda]

So does a large amount of fairy blood make vampires immune to sunlight or something? Spoilered in case anyone doesn't know.

Apparently, and if he drinks again from Sookie, he could potentially "take her gift".

[Sc4rfac3]

Apparently, and if he drinks again from Sookie, he could potentially "take her gift".

Didn't he already do that LOL!.

[OnyxPrimal]

Apparently, and if he drinks again from Sookie, he could potentially "take her gift".

I didn't see as drink, but more as turn her. If he turns her he takes her "light" and leaves him "dark" like him.

[Kirin Lemon]

I didn't see as drink, but more as turn her. If he turns her he takes her "light" and leaves him "dark" like him.

I assumed that was in reference to the case of Sookie drinking from *him*.

I don't know why I'm still watching this show. The writing is fucking terrible.

[slowdive21]

I assumed that was in reference to the case of Sookie drinking from *him*.

I don't know why I'm still watching this show. The writing is fucking terrible.

Shouldn't you be in the Anime thread talking about shojo manga? :razz: The writing isn't that bad. The acting on the other hand...

[Clak]

What, the writing is great. Last season I didn't care much for, but this season has been good so far.

[Bezerker]

I assumed that was in reference to the case of Sookie drinking from *him*.

I don't know why I'm still watching this show. The writing is fucking terrible.

Says the guy who liked Clannad, Princess Tutu & Utena

[Kirin Lemon]

Says the guy who liked Clannad, Princess Tutu & Utena

Yep, says me. If you don't like Utena and Princess Tutu, you're a fucking waste of life. Period.

I don't know where you get the Clannad thing, though. I have no opinion on it, as I've only seen a few episodes.

[VipFREAK]

What if you have no fucking clue what Utena and Princess Tutu is, but you think it's sound really fucking gay?

[Kirin Lemon]

What if you have no fucking clue what Utena and Princess Tutu is, but you think it's sound really fucking gay?

Haha, I think that's a reasonable reaction.

[VipFREAK]

No... absolutely not... DO NOT WANT... WTF... Absolutely horrible fucking episode.

[Javery]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSwq1Z8JmW4&feature=related

I'll delete it so you can watch again. Love you.

[shieryda]

WTF is Soo ie's cousin?! Every time she's around the Queen or Eric, they're ears and nose bleed. She told them previously that "there's no place for me in that world".

[lokizz]

No... absolutely not... DO NOT WANT... WTF... Absolutely horrible fucking episode.


definelty the gayest episode to date. had to cut off the sound and look away alot. surprised eric went for his revenge so soon i thought that wouldnt happen till the end of the season.


i wonder why they dont deal more with how freaky it has to be for those who know to know theyre surrounded by all this monster shit. werewolves, shifters, vampires, greek immortals. so far the only person whose acted like id think most people would was the old sheriff.

btw jason and sookie are fuckin retards i spend most of the episodes wishing theyd die already for all the dumb shit they do.

[lokizz]

WTF is Soo ie's cousin?! Every time she's around the Queen or Eric, they're ears and nose bleed. She told them previously that "there's no place for me in that world".

i think that happens when they stay up without sleeping. didnt that happen to beeeeell during the first or second season?

[shieryda]

Dude, something is going on with Lafayette now, too. Seems as though everyone has powers now.

There was a LOT of gay stuff in this one.

[Bezerker]

I don't think he has "powers" other than to attract gay men and trouble.

But as for Eric's scene, that's what I call sticking it to the man. You could almost say Eric went right through him.

[n8rockerasu]

No... absolutely not... DO NOT WANT... WTF... Absolutely horrible fucking episode.

definelty the gayest episode to date. had to cut off the sound and look away alot.

I guess you guys missed the last 30 seconds of the episode then? I thought that kinda made up for it. ;) Actually, I thought the last 10 minutes of the episode was pure bad ass. Really, there was nothing wrong with the entire episode. I knew the reasoning Eric was getting close to Talbot. I didn't think he'd take it quite THAT far, but meh...that actually follows the books more accurately anyway. I still say any scene with Tara in it is more obnoxious than any gay scene could ever be. Basically all her character does is yell redneck phrases and curse. She could have been killed off last season.

[VipFREAK]

No... it did not.

[bmachine]

This was probably my favorite episode of TB. Every character's story suddenly moved forward after treading water for weeks upon weeks.

Also, I'm rooting for Lafayette and Jesus. Love their chemistry. It's the only relationship in the show that seems sincere to me.

[lokizz]

I guess you guys missed the last 30 seconds of the episode then? I thought that kinda made up for it. ;) Actually, I thought the last 10 minutes of the episode was pure bad ass. Really, there was nothing wrong with the entire episode. I knew the reasoning Eric was getting close to Talbot. I didn't think he'd take it quite THAT far, but meh...that actually follows the books more accurately anyway. I still say any scene with Tara in it is more obnoxious than any gay scene could ever be. Basically all her character does is yell redneck phrases and curse. She could have been killed off last season.


no i saw that and that was good , damn anna paquins tits, but there was serious man on man overload this time. never any good chick on chick...... man jessica and the queen would be awesome.

[n8rockerasu]

Also, I'm rooting for Lafayette and Jesus. Love their chemistry. It's the only relationship in the show that seems sincere to me.

Since Jessica and Hoyt broke up, I would agree with that statement. Kinda sad considering the importance of the other relationships on the show, but still true.

I also thought it was hilarious that little ass Tommy (aka "LJ!!!!") tried to pick a fight with Hoyt. I was thinking, unless he turns into a cougar or something, he's about to get his ass stomped.

Also, does Talbot remind anybody else of Chris Kattan's "Mango" character?

http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftdXh.html
(Great SNL clip proves my point, haha)

[Purple Flames]

I loved this episode. I didn't think they'd top last week's, but they far outdid themselves this time around. All the gay sex didn't bother me, but then I'm not a homophobe. I really think Lafayette and Jesis make a cute couple, and I'm really rooting for them.

The fight scenes at the end were fucking badass, but best of all was Jessica tearing into that werewolf and making him beg for her not to kill him when it looked like she was on the ropes at first. The hard rock during that whole scene definitely helped.

Russel is an infinitely better and more interesting villain than Maryanne. You know his motives, he's cunning, calculating, and is a total Darwinist. All that and he's pretty damn charismatic as well.

I can't wait to see how the rest of the season plays out.

[anubis20]

I swear they all had to get bonuses for this season. Everyone has gone gay with exception of Jason. I liked the kung fu parts with Jessica and Bill training.

[tcrash247]

This was the best episode of the best season to date. The only thing I don't care about is Sam's family. I wish they would just be killed off. I'm come to wonder, why do the werewolves even bother fighting vampires? They always get the shit kicked out of them.

[georox]

This was the best episode of the best season to date. The only thing I don't care about is Sam's family. I wish they would just be killed off. I'm come to wonder, why do the werewolves even bother fighting vampires? They always get the shit kicked out of them.

I kind of care about Sam's family, not so much his parents, but him/his brother. I want to see more of what happens there.. but I want that part to pick up pace. Right now with how slow their story is going I could care a lot less.

[lokizz]

This was the best episode of the best season to date. The only thing I don't care about is Sam's family. I wish they would just be killed off. I'm come to wonder, why do the werewolves even bother fighting vampires? They always get the shit kicked out of them.


i think there have to be stronger better werewolves out there it just seems like the ones theye shown so far are meth head trailer park werewolves.

[chimpster1313]

I kind of care about Sam's family, not so much his parents, but him/his brother. I want to see more of what happens there.. but I want that part to pick up pace. Right now with how slow their story is going I could care a lot less.

I agree with this 100%. I want Sam's parents to just disappear and never be heard from again, but I'm genuinely interested in seeing how Sam's brother can live with working at the bar and resisting the temptation to get in fights with damn near everyone.

[DestroVega]

it's funny how a few gay scenes bring out the extreme homophobes.

[Purple Flames]

About the werewolf stuff, from what I've heard from fans of the books wolfmen also exist in this universe. If that's true then I really hope they make an appearance. That'd be awesome.

[shieryda]

it's funny how a few gay scenes bring out the extreme homophobes.

I don't mind the gays in teh show, I just don't want to see them fucking and tongue-kissing.

I wonder what the heck the new waitress will turn out to be.

[slowdive21]

it's funny how a few gay scenes bring out the extreme homophobes.

I live with a gay man and even he says last episode was "A little gay". :booty:This whole season has been a little gay. I understand the need for nude males for the wolves and shifters, but when you factor in the 3 other gay relationships, it can be a little overwhelming.

I always thought Alan Ball was gay, but it is almost as if he is equating being gay to a lack of morals. Meaning the vampires (who have been described as losing their morality when they embrace the dark) are the ones involved in gay relationships/sex. The Queen w/sookies cousin,the king w/ kings partner w/, Erik, and Pam are prime examples.

These are not MY beliefs, I am just stating there seems to be an undertone this season.

Actually the thing that upsets me most is that all of these male characters are supposed to be attracted to Sookie!

[lokizz]

I don't mind the gays in teh show, I just don't want to see them fucking and tongue-kissing.

I wonder what the heck the new waitress will turn out to be.

what he said.

[lombarvm]

That Sookie/Bill sex scene at the end of the episode was redonkulously hot!

[DestroVega]

Actually the thing that upsets me most is that all of these male characters are supposed to be attracted to Sookie!

If you are implying guys shouldn't be attracted to sookie, you might be as gay as your roommate.

[lokizz]

About the werewolf stuff, from what I've heard from fans of the books wolfmen also exist in this universe. If that's true then I really hope they make an appearance. That'd be awesome.


like benecio del toro style wolfmen or something more like the howling ? the howling werewolves were badass.

[shrike4242]

If you are implying guys shouldn't be attracted to sookie, you might be as gay as your roommate.Agreed.

It did surprise me when I heard that Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin were engaged. Somehow I completely missed that little fact. Explains some of the on-screen chemistry.

[slowdive21]

If you are implying guys shouldn't be attracted to sookie, you might be as gay as your roommate.

Agreed.


I've dated more attractive women than Anna Paquin. She is a 6, maybe a 5. And you know what...I must be gay because I think Alcide is out of her league. Although I have a charming personality, I am not in as good of shape or as good looking as him and I have dated hotter chicks. :)

I know they have killed off the majority of the attractive women on the show, but come on; It has become "Everyone Loves Sookie"

[chimpster1313]

I've dated more attractive women than Anna Paquin. She is a 6, maybe a 5. And you know what...I must be gay because I think Alcide is out of her league. Although I have a charming personality, I am not in as good of shape or as good looking as him and I have dated hotter chicks. :)

I know they have killed off the majority of the attractive women on the show, but come on; It has become "Everyone Loves Sookie"

Paquin's an easy 7, but when she smiles it downgrades her a bit. As for the killing off the attractive women, they really have, but I'm still pretty damn in love with Jessica.

[VipFREAK]

I believe when she opens her mouth it goes down... Even then... yeah 6 or 5. Now if we were back when she was in X-men sure I'd agree with you guys.

[lokizz]

i miss the preachers wife.

[tgk2044]

It did surprise me when I heard that Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin were engaged. Somehow I completely missed that little fact. Explains some of the on-screen chemistry.

Hell if anything it explains them 2 banging like porn stars together last episode.

[Jesus_S_Preston]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6is7wjFIn1qa6ql2o1_500.gif

[lokizz]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6is7wjFIn1qa6ql2o1_500.gif

damn thats a boner killer right there.

[Will]

People just need to wash their pussy and get over the gay stuff in the show.

Look how much hetero sex has gone on between all 3 seasons...the gay stuff is a drop in the bucket so get over it.

[georox]

People just need to wash their pussy and get over the gay stuff in the show.

Look how much hetero sex has gone on between all 3 seasons...the gay stuff is a drop in the bucket so get over it.

But if we don't hate those evil gays what can we blame everything on? Ourselves? CLEARLY NO GOOD SIR!

[DestroVega]

I've dated more attractive women than Anna Paquin.

worthless without pics.

[slowdive21]

worthless without pics.

If you are ever in the Chicago area, I will show you pics. I will not post my exs pics without their permission (even if a couple of them are evil).

Actually one of my exes looks a lot like the preacher's wife...But she was one of the evil ones.

[anubis20]

Paquin's face is 5 or 6 but her bod is a perfect 10.

[Bezerker]

Probably the best episode of the series ever. They really know how to grab you at the spine.

[aquaboy1976]

This season has been kind of slow. I'm glad it has been picking up though. Tonight's episode was pretty good.

[Richlough]

Wooden bullets FTW .

[lokizz]

the ending made the show for me very good stuff. itll be interesting to see the fallout from that.

[aquaboy1976]

the ending made the show for me very good stuff. itll be interesting to see the fallout from that.

Yes, I am very curious about the fallout from that!
I will not spoil it, but I heard from a friend what Sookie is (at least in the books). When he told me what she is (not just a waitress), I thought he was joking because it sounded so dumb. Hopefully it makes sense and works in the context of the story when they reveal it! I'm going to keep an open mind.

[Bezerker]

Yes, I am very curious about the fallout from that!
I will not spoil it, but I heard from a friend what Sookie is (at least in the books). When he told me what she is (not just a waitress), I thought he was joking because it sounded so dumb. Hopefully it makes sense and works in the context of the story when they reveal it! I'm going to keep an open mind.

The books also have Goblins, and two sets of magical humans (Witches & Wiccans). The witches & wiccans are probably going to play a part in next season, since there is one on the show now. I'm glad Alan didn't include the goblins though.

[Clak]

That wooden bullet scene was great, but where the hell did he get them? I mean Jason isn't exactly the brightest guy in the world, where did he even get the idea, let alone ability, to make wooden bullets?

[Javery]

Who is the witch?

I think they showed Jason in an earlier episode with the shotgun and wooden bullets - I know we've seen that gun before.

[slowdive21]

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Put that in a spoiler tag.

The new waitress is the witch I believe.

[Javery]

Put that in a spoiler tag.

The new waitress is the witch I believe.

That would make sense I guess. Too bad - they could have found someone much hotter for the role though.

[Purple Flames]

That wooden bullet scene was great, but where the hell did he get them? I mean Jason isn't exactly the brightest guy in the world, where did he even get the idea, let alone ability, to make wooden bullets?

He got em back in Season 2 from the Fellowship of the gun. Good thing he hung onto those.

This last episode was pretty slow, but that ending, DAMN! Loved it.

[sotc1988]

There's a lot of storylines that haven't done much except eat up screen time. I really loved the ending though so overall I guess it was a good episode.

[lombarvm]

S*** just got real! Amazing episode, with an awesome ending.

[jaredstorm]

S*** just got real!

Haha, thats literally what I said on Twitter and Facebook after that episode. It was a magnificent ending.

To paraphrase:

"We will eat your children...and now to the weather, Tiffany." haha

[shrike4242]

Who is the witch?

I think they showed Jason in an earlier episode with the shotgun and wooden bullets - I know we've seen that gun before.She's the new blond waitress at Merlotte's, the one who Tara ran into in the rape crisis meeting.

See below about the wooden bullets.

He got em back in Season 2 from the Fellowship of the gun. Good thing he hung onto those.

This last episode was pretty slow, but that ending, DAMN! Loved it.Fellowship Of The Sun, not gun.

He pulled out a wooden box that had the Fellowship logo engraved on it, and inside the box were some wooden bullets (more than 2, if I remember right), his yellow sweats from his training and a Bible. That happened two episodes back, I think.

I do agree that the ending of the episode was pretty amazing. Nice to see the blond woman who was is the VLA spokesperson enjoying a little snack of real blood from a willing participant, which makes her quite a hypocrite from her "only True Blood" statement earlier.

I'm curious if the guards in the body armor and the guns are humans or vamps, though I'm guessing vamps wouldn't use guns, so they're likely to be humans.

[Purple Flames]

Excuse that typo. I had just woken up when I wrote that.

Also, they're trying really hard to break Tara this season. With all the shit she's gone though, I feel like they won't let up until she's roommates with Lafayette's mom in the crazy house.

[flybrione]

Russell Edgington is my Hero! That ending was the best scene of the entire series. I love that he is caring around the remains of Talbot with him in a few scenes.

[n8rockerasu]

Finally got a chance to watch last night's episode, and man, it was great! I don't know how anybody could consider it a slow episode considering right from the beginning you had all the stuff with the VLA and Eric, and Russell finding out about Talbot. I even made a comment to my wife that out of nowhere, this season all of a sudden had a clear direction and plot.

It seems like since the last 15 minutes of the previous episode a ton of stuff has happened, and lots of huge plot points have been set into motion. Just from these last two episodes alone, I'm easily enjoying this season more than last season and all the Mary-Ann crap that just dragged on forever. It seems like there's a very defined direction things are headed in, and it's been awesome so far!

[shieryda]

"And now, time for the weather. Tiffany?"

[lokizz]

Excuse that typo. I had just woken up when I wrote that.

Also, they're trying really hard to break Tara this season. With all the shit she's gone though, I feel like they won't let up until she's roommates with Lafayette's mom in the crazy house.


it wouldnt be too big of a loss if they killed her though aside from her horrible southern accent her character is just annoying as fuck this season. it was cool to see sam man up too holy shit i wonder if being around his brother is causing that or just his general hate towads werewolves.

[Clak]

That topless woman in the limo at the end was smoking. Too bad they had to break away to show Russel on the news.

[fatherofcaitlyn]

I'm curious if the guards in the body armor and the guns are humans or vamps, though I'm guessing vamps wouldn't use guns, so they're likely to be humans.

They could be newborn vampires. Even a newborn will aim and shoot faster and more accurately than the best human. The only ways to kill a vampire in this series are stakes and decapitation. Kevlar is going to stop any wood. Heavy clothing protects them from silver. I'm not sure how to stop the decapitation angle. Were they wearing much armor around the shoulders and heads besides helmets and vests?

...

I'm genuinely disappointed in Russell. Before his on air segment, his enemy was a vampire 1/3 his age and a 100 year old hooker. Now, everybody is on his ass. Poorly played.

[shrike4242]

io9's dissection of this most recent episode (some pics NSFW):
http://io9.com/5613435/best-true-blood-ending-ever-ever-ever-ever

[bmachine]

io9's dissection of this most recent episode (some pics NSFW):
http://io9.com/5613435/best-true-blood-ending-ever-ever-ever-ever

That was hysterical. :applause:

Thanks for posting that, Shrike.

[shrike4242]

And yet another amusing io9 post about True Blood (borderline NSFW):

http://io9.com/5615063/rolling-stone-delivers-the-true-blood-fangbang-youve-been-dreaming-of

Rolling Stone article excerpt (same borderline NSFW image):

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/17389/191809

[shieryda]

io9's dissection of this most recent episode (some pics NSFW):
http://io9.com/5613435/best-true-blood-ending-ever-ever-ever-ever

This was fangtastically brilliant.:applause:

[Richlough]

When the hell is Andy getting that cast off ?

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/500x_ulcer.jpg

[Purple Flames]

When the hell is Andy getting that cast off ?

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/500x_ulcer.jpg

It makes sense he still has is on within the timeline the story takes place in, as it's only been about 2-3 weeks since Maryanne first tried to sacrifice Sam when it happened.

[Purple Flames]

I agree with that article about the new waitress chick. I hope she doesn't turn into the next Maryann. We all saw how that turned out.

Also, after everything he's gone though, I REALLY wanna like Tommy and feel some sort of sympathy for him, but the writers are hellbent into turning him into an obnoxious prick everytime he steps on-screen. Please writers, don't squander Tommy.

[VipFREAK]

Wow. Great Episode! There's too many things to mention...

Holy Christ!? First Hung and now True Blood!!! Many bOObies!!!

Uh, honey... I think he's dead. lol

Is that what it looks like in Bills head too...?

Someone has gotta slap that Crystal Chick upslde the head.

I think Sam may need some counseling. lol

Is he dead already? Or at least for good this time?

LMAO! "DO NOT TURN OFF THE CAMERA!!"

[shrike4242]

I guess no one has watched this past Sunday's episode yet? I did, and as it wasn't as earth-shattering as last week's, there's some very strange stuff going on.

io9's postmortem of this past episode (spoilers if you haven't seen it yet):
http://io9.com/5619984/true-blood-where-wages-are-paid-in-dirty-vampire-basement-sex

[DestroVega]

I saw it... it was good, just not as wild as the others

[shieryda]

The drug scene was pretty messed up.

[VipFREAK]

uhh... Tara and Jason do NOT know how to conceal evidence. LOL

"Them folk be a whole new dimension of trash". LOL

"Shoot em right between the eyes". LOL

Sam's "little brother" needs to go AWAY.

Arlene needs to go AWAY.

I knew there was a reason NOT to do drugs...

Wow... Sam really is fed up. lol

[Kay_Faraday]

so....why shouldnt sookie trust bill?

[lokizz]

i want to know why if you can be any animal/insect you want why always be a dog?

[georox]

so....why shouldnt sookie trust bill?

Because they tell us every episode for the last 10 that....

Sookie shouldn't trust Bill. :O If they keep saying it, it must be true. Also, that fairy shit.. so annoying.

I feel like this weeks episode just spun wheels. I've loved the rest of the season, but this was the weakest episode. Nothing was really answered.. or asked.

[Grizzly Taint]

i want to know why if you can be any animal/insect you want why always be a dog?


Dogs seem like a good go to animal since it has few natural predators and could blend in easily while still being able to defend itself/out run things. Anything exotic, like a leopard or bear would probably bring on suspicions or just get shot by some overzealous redneck. Turning into an insect might bring on a whole set of problems like being squished, eaten by a bat, shot with Raid, or flying right into a spider's web or bug zapper.

[chimpster1313]

The only good thing to come from this past week's episode is that Jason FINALLY told Tera that he killed Eggs. Granted, we got no reaction beyond that, but I'm finally glad that's been revealed, and I'm interested in seeing if it has a strain on their relationship, and how intense that strain is.

[Bezerker]

i want to know why if you can be any animal/insect you want why always be a dog?

Basically, the shifters (Sam's family & Crystal's family) can turn into anything, but each shifter has their "Familiar" which they prefer to turn into.

so....why shouldnt sookie trust bill?

They keep playing at it so many times and Bill keeps denying it, but in the books:

Bill was sent to Bon Temps by the Queen to seduce Sookie, he never actually loved her.

[anubis20]

Hoyt punching the shit out Tommy was pure win!!!

[Purple Flames]

Hoyt punching the shit out Tommy was pure win!!!

Truth

[chimpster1313]

Hoyt punching the shit out Tommy was pure win!!!

Double Truth.

[shieryda]

Whoops! I just realized I'm at least one episode behind you guys. Shouldn't have read these last few spoilers.

Wait, nevermind. You're talking about the scene where Jessica launches dog Tommy into the woods, right? She should have punted his ass or snapped his doggy neck.

[Kay_Faraday]

Hoyt punching the shit out Tommy was pure win!!!someone make a gif!

[slowdive21]

I don't know if this was last episode or 2 episodes ago, but I really like the exchange between Sam and his brother when he goes to quiet the noise. It seemed genuine. Especially how he said "OK...I will see you in the morning"

Did anyone else notice Bill's accent is different in the episode where he and Sookie are "cleaning up" with the tarp? It is still southern, but it sounds different. I don't think it has anything to do with the story, it just sounds different.

[fatherofcaitlyn]

Another outstanding episode tonight if you excise the Hoyt/Jessica thread, Witch/Terry/Arlene thread and Lafayette/V Tripping thread and Drunk Sam thread.

[jaredstorm]

Man, I thought that episode was lackluster compared to the last two!

[Bezerker]

Yea, another "okay" episode. Hopefully the finale makes up for it. About the ending...

If the only thing the King is attached to Eric by is his wrist, couldn't he just rip it off and run back inside? Or, he could just kill Eric and Eric would turn to goop and he'd be free to go back inside as well.

I'm guessing that in the previews, when they say that Eric & the king are "gone" they probably flew away somewhere and no one knows if they survive, (survey says, "they're both alive").

[klwillis45]

Yea, another "okay" episode. Hopefully the finale makes up for it. About the ending...

If the only thing the King is attached to Eric by is his wrist, couldn't he just rip it off and run back inside? Or, he could just kill Eric and Eric would turn to goop and he'd be free to go back inside as well.

I'm guessing that in the previews, when they say that Eric & the king are "gone" they probably flew away somewhere and no one knows if they survive, (survey says, "they're both alive"). Agreed & the plan really does make no sense.

Running the "In Memorium" segment on Emmy night was a nice touch.

[fatherofcaitlyn]

If the King and Eric got into a fight, how long would it take to finish the fight?

How long did it take for Godric to die in the sun?

Assuming Russell and Eric were trapped in a silver stadium with the Sun rising overhead, how long could either of them last?

[Javery]

It was OK... I was hoping Tara would just kill herself after Jason told her the truth about Eggs. She needs to go. Also, if I were Erik I would have at least handcuffed Russell to a parking meter or something. Dumbass.

[jaredstorm]

If the only thing the King is attached to Eric by is his wrist, couldn't he just rip it off and run back inside? Or, he could just kill Eric and Eric would turn to goop and he'd be free to go back inside as well.


He can't because the sun makes him weaker.

I was hoping Tara would just kill herself after Jason told her the truth about Eggs. She needs to go. Dumbass.

Absolutely, her character has got to be the most annoying.

[fatherofcaitlyn]

Everybody keeps shitting on Erik's plan. You know what? It's a good plan.

Erik and Russell probably drank the same amount of fairy blood. Being younger than Russell, Erik is going to take longer to burn to death than Russell. Once Russell is toast, Pam will just break the silver handcuffs and drag her master back into the shade. If Pam was so convinced Erik was going to die, she would either be killing Bill and Sookie or freeing them.

[tcrash247]

Everybody keeps shitting on Erik's plan. You know what? It's a good plan.

Erik and Russell probably drank the same amount of fairy blood. Being younger than Russell, Erik is going to take longer to burn to death than Russell. Once Russell is toast, Pam will just break the silver handcuffs and drag her master back into the shade. If Pam was so convinced Erik was going to die, she would either be killing Bill and Sookie or freeing them.

This is absolutely correct.

Remember when Bill was trying to get to Sookie in I think Season 2? He was out in the sunlight for quite a while because he was a relatively young vampire. Russell should be smoked pretty quickly. I'm sure Godric was only in full sunlight for 10 seconds and he was toast. As for Russell getting away from Eric, I think no matter where silver is touching you, you're weakened all around significantly by it.

[chimpster1313]

http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/body-shop-anna-paquin

I think somebody who posts in this thread is also a columnist for JoBlo. Didn't we essentially say the exact same thing as what is said here a couple pages ago?

[tcrash247]

Wow, that's an extremely accurate description of her.

[VipFREAK]

WhOa, and dat's not just the Alchol talking.

[anubis20]

Eric cant die damn it! He is one of my fave characters in the series, whats gonna suck is that they'll pull a cliffhanger similar to what happened with Lafayette at the end of the 1st season and you wont know WTF happened to him until the following year. They need to put this show out every 5-6 months instead of a whole damn year. Oh yeah, and Eric cant die, KILL BILL!!

[DestroVega]

there's no way they kill eric off of this show. no chance.

[Purple Flames]

there's no way they kill eric off of this show. no chance.

This. They writes are too smart to kill off one of the most popular characters. Can you imagine the ratings plummet if they did? It's the same reason they deviated from the books and had Lafayette live (a decision I'm eternally grateful for since he remains my favorite character).

[chimpster1313]

This. They writes are too smart to kill off one of the most popular characters. Can you imagine the ratings plummet if they did? It's the same reason they deviated from the books and had Lafayette live (a decision I'm eternally grateful for since he remains my favorite character).

Fuck me, Lafayette dies in the books? Glad I've only watched the show then....he's my favorite character, too.

[fatherofcaitlyn]

Yep. He is wormfood at the end of Book 1 instead of that voodoo woman.

I look at True Blood as an alternate universe version of the books. The basic characters are there, but they're doing different things.

[shieryda]

Man, why the fuck didn't Erik just kill Russell while he was drinking Sookie's blood? The dude was nearly standing directly behind him and could have driven a stake right through his back! I thought for sure that Bill and Erik were going to make Sookie drink the water/silver concoction before Russell had his taste of her.

The whole Hoyt/Jessica/Hoyt's mama/crazy virgin chick scenario is not going to end well for someone.

[anubis20]

Eddington, Eric, and Tommy are confirmed to return for the next season. So I am assuming Eric survives, Tommy who cares, and Eddington must be coming back as a flashback or something.

[anubis20]

Sooooo all I hear here are crickets in here.... No one watched the finale?? I got around to seeing it yesterday and thought it was ok. It didnt really get epic, best part was like the last 10-15 mins when Erik got out of his concrete grave, what the fuck is Godric doing back here?!?! He is re-dead and he comes back as a ghost actually telling Erik to spare dudes life. Also sookie tossing Talbot down the drain was pretty interesting. Seems like shes getting tired of being nice and was actually enjoying seeing Eddington in pain. Also wish they would have shown more of the DBZ-sque Bill & Queen fight. Im pretty sure next season Eddington will be out of that block within the first episode, Im also interested in seeing if Sookie will get trained by the fairies so that she can Hadouken at will.

[Purple Flames]

Fuck me, Lafayette dies in the books? Glad I've only watched the show then....he's my favorite character, too.

If it helps, he's not half as interesting in the books as he is in the show. In the books he's an extremely minor character and shares very few of the same traits (if any) as his counterpart.

Man, why the fuck didn't Erik just kill Russell while he was drinking Sookie's blood? The dude was nearly standing directly behind him and could have driven a stake right through his back! I thought for sure that Bill and Erik were going to make Sookie drink the water/silver concoction before Russell had his taste of her.

The whole Hoyt/Jessica/Hoyt's mama/crazy virgin chick scenario is not going to end well for someone.

Well the original plan was for Eric to die and take Russell with him, but then Godric intervened and talked him out of it, so then he went with the much more interesting punishment and buried him alive in cement. As Eric said himself, he decided against killing Russell on the off-chance that he may find some sort of peace in death; this way, his suffering won't end for quite some time. I prefer this since it leaves the door open for him to come back next season, a development I greatly wanna see come to fruition.

[shieryda]

Again, if they really wanted Russell dead, they could have had Sookie run out to the parking lot, release Erik from teh handcuffs, cut off Russell's head, and then drag Erik back into the bar.

I was yelling at the tv during the finale, but I did chuckle during the "intervention" scene.

[shrike4242]

io9's dissection of the season finale:
http://io9.com/5637094/true-bloods-big-finale-will-burn-your-face-off

[n8rockerasu]

Yeah, I can't decide if this season kinda fizzled out, or if it just climaxed early. I mean, Russell's whole anchorman thing gave me the impression that they were going somewhere HUGE...but maybe they're saving that for next season. I don't know. The finale wasn't terrible, but I don't think anybody gives a crap about the strain on Bill and Sookie's relationship. It seems like we've done that 10,000 times. There were a few great lines in the episode though.

[Javery]

Yikes. I just watched the season finale and I could barely pay attention it was so boring. How the hell did Eric get out at the end? This season wasn't that good. It might have been marginally better than Season 2 but only because Franklin was great. Russell wasn't bad either but I kind of got sick of him towards the end.

[evildeadjedi]

Yikes. I just watched the season finale and I could barely pay attention it was so boring. How the hell did Eric get out at the end? This season wasn't that good. It might have been marginally better than Season 2 but only because Franklin was great. Russell wasn't bad either but I kind of got sick of him towards the end.

He called Pam, remember when he is back at Fangtasia after visiting Sookie, Pam is picking cement out of her hair/clothes as well. This season definitely had a some awesome moments but, the finale was rather underwhelming (had great moments though). Honestly, the last episode felt more like a finale. It had a huge cliffhanger, which is one of the main parts to True Blood.

I'll definitely continue watching since Russell, Eric, Sookie, Jessica, Lafayette, Hoyt, Sam, Jason, Bill, Alcide, etc are all interesting characters plus this is how I envision vampires not that Twilight bs.

[Purple Flames]

He called Pam, remember when he is back at Fangtasia after visiting Sookie, Pam is picking cement out of her hair/clothes as well. This season definitely had a some awesome moments but, the finale was rather underwhelming (had great moments though). Honestly, the last episode felt more like a finale. It had a huge cliffhanger, which is one of the main parts to True Blood.

I'll definitely continue watching since Russell, Eric, Sookie, Jessica, Lafayette, Hoyt, Sam, Jason, Bill, Alcide, etc are all interesting characters plus this is how I envision vampires not that Twilight bs.

I agree with this. If it weren't for the plots that were left hanging, I'd have said this would be a good way of ending the series. Having said that, I'm looking forward to Season 4.

[Kirin Lemon]

Holy balls, that was an *awful* season finale.

[tcrash247]

It wasn't a great finale, but it wasn't terrible either. They left a hell of a lot of cliffhangers and unanswered questions, but that only means that next season's first episode will be really exciting.

[shieryda]

What's pissing me off about this show is that the vampires can't booze like they do in "Vampire Diaries".

[n8rockerasu]

What's pissing me off about this show is that the vampires can't booze like they do in "Vampire Diaries".

I agree. Drunken vampires are probably the best idea ever (thinking of some of Spike's drunken rants back in the Buffy days). I was wondering how people felt about "Vampire Diaries". My wife got me into it, and while it doesn't have the edge True Blood does (being network TV), I like the style of it. It's also amusing how basically every other vampire show is better than the Twilight series. Not to mention that Nina Dobrev is hot as hell. I think she wins against both Kristen Stewart and Anna Paquin.

[VipFREAK]

Lame finale although Russell's squeeze going down the drain was great. I wanted Tara to cut long ways on the arm...

[Clak]

I was surprised that Eric wasn't more pissed about being left in the cement. Dude can stay calm and hold back in the most unbelievable situations. I expected him to beat the hell out of Bill.

[Bezerker]

I thought it was a lackluster finale as well.

Tara - Good riddance
Jason - Seriously? Chick isn't even a fraction of the hotness that Amy was, and you're gonna take care of a bunch of hillbillies for her?
Bill & Queen - The Matrix moves and Bill's "pounce" face were hilarious.
Tommy & Sam - Yea, off screen shot means nothing happened.
Jesus - Revealing that he's a witch, with what the next season is about, its not going to end well.
Eric - Loved his delivery of Bill's true meaning of returning to Bon Temps, and burying Russell. Thought the "ghost Godric" was lame though.
Sookie - Her vanishing to fairyland was kind of a stupid cliffhanger, its obvious that she's gonna come back from it.

Mysterious Doll - Foreshadowing for the next season? I think the cliffhanger should've been a tight shot on the doll for a few secs, it moves a bit, and then the screen goes to black.


According to the casting announcement, it looks like the next season will be about

Witches vs. Wiccans, Werewolves, Vampires & Sookie.

[shieryda]

Not to mention that Nina Dobrev is hot as hell. I think she wins against both Kristen Stewart and Anna Paquin.

Truer words could not be spoken.:drool::drool::drool: I want to pause the dvr everytime she shows her face on screen. But I believe that my wife would smack me. I watch with her and we both enjoy the show. These types of shows should all be relatively accurate and consistent with each other, though. Like if a new vampire tries to eat or drink normal food or beverages, they should just start vomiting uncontrollably and screaming in pain.

And I thought the same about the doll, Bezerker. Why else would they deliberately plant it there? I bet Hoyt's mama had something to do with it. Did you actually see the doll move, though? I must have missed that.


I was surprised that Eric wasn't more pissed about being left in the cement. Dude can stay calm and hold back in the most unbelievable situations. I expected him to beat the hell out of Bill.


He had Sookie do it for him. The tongue-lashing she gave Bill seems to have satisfied Erik's need for vengeance.

[Clak]

Just a guess, but since Jesus is a witch, that woman who tried to help Arlene get rid of the baby I bet is wiccan.

[tcrash247]

Just a guess, but since Jesus is a witch, that woman who tried to help Arlene get rid of the baby I bet is wiccan.

Didn't she say that about herself already when talking to Arlene? I seem to remember that.

[evildeadjedi]

Didn't she say that about herself already when talking to Arlene? I seem to remember that.

I'm pretty sure she did either before or during the night ritual.

[lokizz]

yeah didnt like the finale either and im really getting tired of snookie and her damn whining. i cant trust you but i want you or do i want you or you ? its annoying and with so many of the other characters having more interesting storylines of their own itd be nice if they dailed back the love triangle and focused more on everyone else.

[shrike4242]

yeah didnt like the finale either and im really getting tired of snookie and her damn whining. i cant trust you but i want you or do i want you or you ? its annoying and with so many of the other characters having more interesting storylines of their own itd be nice if they dailed back the love triangle and focused more on everyone else.Snookie? Do you know about a spin-off we don't, True Blood: Jersey Shore? :lol:

I think with things as they are at the end of the season, we should see less of the love triangle and more of the other characters.

[Clak]

Didn't she say that about herself already when talking to Arlene? I seem to remember that.
Did she? I thought it was just kind of implied. I wonder if that means their will be some sort of fighting between the witches/wiccans.

[Javery]

I just googled Nina Dobrev - she looks 14! You guys are nuts.

[shieryda]

I just googled Nina Dobrev - she looks 14! You guys are nuts.

You cannot honestly say that you wouldn't hit that (if the opportunity were to present itself, and you weren't married, of course).

[n8rockerasu]

I just googled Nina Dobrev - she looks 14! You guys are nuts.

Haha, come on. She doesn't look 14.
http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/nina-dobrev-image.jpg
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/uploads/2009/09/Nina-Dobrev-vampire-diaries-2.jpg
http://img.listal.com/image/1072690/936full-nina-dobrev.jpg


She looks young (maybe 18)...but she's 21. Hard to feel gross about thinking a 21 year old woman is attractive. I guess she needs to do more hard drugs so she can look like she's in menopause like Lindsay Lohan (who is only 2.5 years older). And she's more than a year older than Kristen Stewart. But just because Kristen Stewart looks more manish, it's ok for people to say she's attractive? lol...that seems terribly unfair.

[crunchb3rry]

This whole season was a dud. That's why this show never beats anything at the Emmys. It has a huge following but only the first season had any real power. The rest just feels like a broadcast network drama where they drag shit on.

The Game of Thrones stuff that was on BEFORE True Blood's finale had be 100x more excited. Emilia Clarke looks soooo much better as Dany Targaryen than Tamzin Merchant would have. That girl who is playing Arya is cute as hell, fucking perfect for that role of a little wiseass tomboy. Loras Tyrell's armor looks straight out of Demon Souls.

[anubis20]

You cannot honestly say that you wouldn't hit that (if the opportunity were to present itself, and you weren't married, of course).

married or unmarried i'd hit it

[lokizz]

Snookie? Do you know about a spin-off we don't, True Blood: Jersey Shore? :lol:

I think with things as they are at the end of the season, we should see less of the love triangle and more of the other characters.


lol damn i dont know how i got those names mixed up i hope youre right though because the triangle is as dead to me as the maryanne orgies.