View Full Version : Damn I burned my tongue during lunch!!
Santurio
09-01-2004, 01:04 PM
I had a perfectly good chimichanga for lunch but overheated it slightly in the microwave and I burned the shite out of my tongue!!!!
Has anyone else burned their tongue on something they were waiting to be very delicious??
Ledhed
09-01-2004, 01:08 PM
You must be a guy. :lol:
Every guy I've ever known has done this at some point. Even when they know it's hot, they take a bite, burn themselves, but keep eating. I've never seen a girl do it, and my g/f has watched me do it countless times.
She always says, 'You knew it was hot. Why didn't you wait?'
I always reply, 'I was hungry. Besides, it doesn't hurt that much (/lie).'
Every time I eat pizza...
Santurio
09-01-2004, 01:10 PM
it didn't hurt......that....much.(whatever)
I couldn't taste the rest of it but I sure did eat it!!! :lol:
Quackzilla
09-01-2004, 01:11 PM
Thats nothing, I was camping and accidentally touched the burner of a liquid butane-propane stove right after it had been turned off (had been boiling a lot of drinking water for the last 20 minutes).
The burn mark was a sort of mustard yellow color and it hurt.
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yeahokthenfu
09-01-2004, 01:14 PM
Burnt my mouth many of times back when I was working in fast food joints.
The Gifuto
09-01-2004, 01:15 PM
Every time I eat pizza...
Pizza is the worst, IMO, just because the cheese will then stick to your tongue and repeatedly punish you.
Grave_Addiction
09-01-2004, 01:15 PM
it didn't hurt......that....much.(whatever)
I couldn't tast :lol: e the rest of it but I sure did eat it!!! :lol:
Dude, who's that girl? Is that the same chick in all the pics you've had lately?
Back on topic: The worst time I ever burnt my tongue was when I was about 9 years old. My dad bought me a hot chocolate from Braums. Not knowing it was about 300 degrees, I took a big sip of it. It felt like someone farted in my mouth and lit a lighter. My mouth was on fire!
I couldn't taste anything for about two weeks. My brother also had his tongue burned at about the same time thanks to a Braum's hot chocolate.
From that day forward, I've never had a Braum's hot chocolate and never will I have another one or let my children have one.
Grave_Addiction
09-01-2004, 01:17 PM
Oh, my brother also accidently stepped on a hot ass charcoal bare footed once. It stuck to his foot and actually cooked it. Nothing like the smell of burning flesh.
That was one of the few times I actually felt sorry for him.
evilmax17
09-01-2004, 01:18 PM
No, nobody else on the face of this earth has burnt their tongue on something hot. :roll:
Ledhed
09-01-2004, 01:20 PM
From that day forward, I've never had a Braum's hot chocolate and never will I have another one or let my children have one.
'But Daddy, I want a hot chocolate!'
'No son, you don't unserstand..'
'Everyone else gets to have it! It's not fair!'
'This is for your own good! I'm trying to keep you safe!'
'It's just chocolate!'
'DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!? It's trying to hurt you like it hurt me!'
/GA falling on the floor, crying into his hands
Just kidding. :lol: :wink:
cag1000
09-01-2004, 01:20 PM
just burnt mine on a chicken finger sub
Santurio
09-01-2004, 01:22 PM
that girl in my sig in Rachel Stevens from Sclub7!!!
well both pics are of her. The other I had last week was of Josie Moran.
But that Braums story is pretty f'd up but funny, glad it was you and not me!!!!
LV-426RS
09-01-2004, 01:24 PM
That's odd, I rarely burn my tongue. I instead burn the roof of my mouth. Which sucks majorly. You can usually feel the skin hanging down.
help1
09-01-2004, 01:26 PM
pizza... EVERYTIME
willardhaven
09-01-2004, 01:32 PM
hot ass charcoal
I'm not sure why I find that to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
tholly
09-01-2004, 01:35 PM
pizza always does that
crickett003
09-01-2004, 01:41 PM
Microwave burritos & pizza. :shock: THE WORST!!
**LITTLE TIP: Pour some granulated sugar on your tounge as soon as you can after you burn it. It helps tremendously. :)
eldad9
09-01-2004, 01:42 PM
Not knowing it was about 300 degrees, I took a big sip of it. It felt like someone farted in my mouth and lit a lighter.
How would you know?
Wait, don't answer that.
Trakan
09-01-2004, 01:49 PM
Pizza here also. Everytime.
Moxio
09-01-2004, 01:58 PM
Like everyone else, pizza. I'll grab a bite, and I'll pull it back in reflex, with the cheese clinched between my teeth and onto my tongue.
Grave_Addiction
09-01-2004, 02:00 PM
From that day forward, I've never had a Braum's hot chocolate and never will I have another one or let my children have one.
'But Daddy, I want a hot chocolate!'
'No son, you don't unserstand..'
'Everyone else gets to have it! It's not fair!'
'This is for your own good! I'm trying to keep you safe!'
'It's just chocolate!'
'DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!? It's trying to hurt you like it hurt me!'
/GA falling on the floor, crying into his hands
Just kidding. :lol: :wink:
No it was more like me taking the gulp, start crying from the immense pain and my dad laughing at me.
evilmax17
09-01-2004, 02:03 PM
From that day forward, I've never had a Braum's hot chocolate and never will I have another one or let my children have one.
'But Daddy, I want a hot chocolate!'
'No son, you don't unserstand..'
'Everyone else gets to have it! It's not fair!'
'This is for your own good! I'm trying to keep you safe!'
'It's just chocolate!'
'DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!? It's trying to hurt you like it hurt me!'
/GA falling on the floor, crying into his hands
Just kidding. :lol: :wink:
No it was more like me taking the gulp, start crying from the immense pain and my dad laughing at me.
Heh no, he meant it as if you were saying that to your kids. This thread makes me want hot chocolate...
evilpenguin9000
09-01-2004, 02:09 PM
WHile not quite as bad as scalding your tongue with hot food, has anyone ever ate enough Captain Crunch to get the "gravel mouth" as I call it? It's when the roof of your mouth gets all raw and feels as though you have graveled the top of your mouth?
gamefreak
09-01-2004, 02:13 PM
just burnt mine on a chicken finger sub
Did it have oil and mayo on it?
Grave_Addiction
09-01-2004, 03:14 PM
WHile not quite as bad as scalding your tongue with hot food, has anyone ever ate enough Captain Crunch to get the "gravel mouth" as I call it? It's when the roof of your mouth gets all raw and feels as though you have graveled the top of your mouth?
I was actually going to mention that. Cap 'N Crunch is the harshest cereal to eat. It tastes great, but you'll pay for it if you eat more than one bowl.
CaseyRyback
09-01-2004, 03:16 PM
just burnt mine on a chicken finger sub
Did it have oil and mayo on it?
no onion?
Ledhed
09-01-2004, 03:34 PM
WHile not quite as bad as scalding your tongue with hot food, has anyone ever ate enough Captain Crunch to get the "gravel mouth" as I call it? It's when the roof of your mouth gets all raw and feels as though you have graveled the top of your mouth?
An episode of Family Guy pointed that out once. :lol:
cag1000
09-01-2004, 03:37 PM
just burnt mine on a chicken finger sub
Did it have oil and mayo on it?
no onion?
oil mayo, no onion, hot
powered it down with some sour cream and onion Sun Chips
2 24ounce bottles of pop
Zenithian Legend
09-01-2004, 03:40 PM
I used to burn my tongue on my ex's enchiladas, but dammit they were so good...
sblymnlcrymnl
09-01-2004, 08:13 PM
Pizza for me, all the time.
Santurio
09-01-2004, 08:53 PM
Damn it hurts soooo bad but the food is sooooo good!!!!! It is like 8:00 in the evening and I can still feel the burn on my tongue.
snotknocker
09-01-2004, 11:36 PM
WHile not quite as bad as scalding your tongue with hot food, has anyone ever ate enough Captain Crunch to get the "gravel mouth" as I call it? It's when the roof of your mouth gets all raw and feels as though you have graveled the top of your mouth?
I have done this so many times it's not funny, still I never learn my lesson