All-time funniest movie moment.

[Will]

Whats the one tv and or movie moment that makes you laugh just as hard as the first time you saw it?

Me, Porkys. When Miss Ballbricker is talking to the principle about trying to get a line up of penis's. With the coaches on the side laughing and the younger coach proposes his idea about putting up pictures all around asking if youve seen this prick...ahhhh..makes me laugh no matter how many times ive seen it.

[snotknocker]

The Animal House food fight.

[AdamInPlaidum]

The Nilists dropping a "marmot" on the Dude while he's taking a candle-lit bath.

[bignick]

Porky's was the best movie ever.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Office space beating scene
All of Holy Grail
Dogma, conference room scene

[el bobo]

Well, I thought Mall Rats was pretty funny, so I guess that.

[Trakan]

That scene in Porky's was great. I also loved the part in Animal House when John Belushi falls when trying to be sneaky. I later learned that that was a mistake and he wasn't supposed to fall; but they didn't have the money or time to shoot any more scenes. I guess that made it all the funnier for me.

[WAJedi]

Pretty much all of UHF is great, but Raul's Wild Kingdom is hilarious.

[johnnyoski]

Caddyshack - any scene with Spalding.
Tommy Boy - the entire "Housekeeping" scene.
Revenge of the Nerds - Booger's belch.
Nerds II - Ogre, "What if C-A-T really spelled dog?"

[RedvsBlue]

Tommy Boy - the entire "Housekeeping" scene.


I agree with Tommy Boy but disagree on the specific scene. My personal favorite has to be when Tommy puts on Richards coat. For some reason my best friend and I used to watch that over and over laughing our asses off.

[Zenithian Legend]

The thing that comes to mind first is a scene from Me, Myself & Irene. In this scene, Jim Carey has become "Hank" and is in a restaurant with Irene. Anyhow, some kid is looking at him and he says, "What are you staring at f*cker" oh I laughed so hard. Then the kid's dad gets up and is ready to fight Hank, to which he replies, "Hey, this is between me and the kid." That's probably my favorite Jim Carey movie.

Then a scene from Ghostbusters comes to mind in which Peter (Billy Murray) says something along the lines of "dickless messed the containment unit up" then the guy he's talking to asks if that's true, and Murray replies, "Yes, it's true, this man has no dick." So random, simple and yet hilarious.

As I think more, more movies come to mind. Pretty much all of The Nutty Professor 1&2 when they're eating. Oh, and when Grandma Klump is after the "stripper-man". Then Coming to America was hiliarious too. "My son works!" "Yes F*ck you too!" "F*ck you, f*ck you, and f*ck you, who's next?" And Friday was pretty funny too at times, although I wasn't a fan of the next 2 films.

[dafoomie]

The funniest first 5 minutes of a movie would be Naked Gun 33 1/3.

Oh my god look, its disgruntled postal workers! With OJ in the background about to spike a baby...

[superman1180]

I think Ace Ventura: Pet Detective was one of the movies I always laughed alot while watching.

Example: The scene where he returns this hot woman's dog and the states that her greatfulness is all the thanks he needs (and some money would be nice) then the woman begins to give him some oral pleasure while Ace holds on for dear life to the molding in the entry. Hilarious.

[Ledhed]

Then a scene from Ghostbusters comes to mind in which Peter (Billy Murray) says something along the lines of "dickless messed the containment unit up" then the guy he's talking to asks if that's true, and Murray replies, "Yes, it's true, this man has no dick." So random, simple and yet hilarious.

When I was a kid, GB was my favorite movie. My dad told me I could recite the entire movie from memory. I was hardcore Ghost Busters.

Anyways, my fave moment is when Bill Murray first sees Slimer. Slimer charges as Bill Murray screams. They cut away, and return to show Bill rolling on the ground covered in slime. He looks like a freshly birthed baby. They ask if he's ok, and he says, 'He slimed me Ray.' :lol:

[guessed]

The Exorcist III, when the old woman crawls around on the ceiling.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

The Exorcist III, when the old woman crawls around on the ceiling.

I completely forgot, the original Exorcist almost had me rolling in the aisles when I first saw it (theater, re-release).

Hil-fucking-larious.

[mcwilliams132]

I have two....

1. Baby's Day Out : the bad guys and the baby are in the park, on a bench talking to the cops - trying to keep the baby quiet and out-of-sight. The baby's under the ring-leaders' trench coat and gets ahold of his lighter and eventuallly startis his crotch on fire. After some very funny wincing, the cops trot off and he stands up with his crotch all a'blaze. The 'goon' of the gang throws the guy down to the ground and procedes to stop on his crotch in order to put out the fire.

Must have rewound that about 20 time laughing harder and harder

2. Sensless : the guy's senses are tripping when the resident slut stops by and start "getting it on". The laughs ensue when each sense tunes out and he's trying to get into it.

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.

American Beauty is a great one, I'd start quoting but then I'd be here all night. That's probably my second favorite movie after Fight Club.

[Ledhed]

Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

American Beauty is a great one, I'd start quoting but then I'd be here all night. That's probably my second favorite movie after Fight Club.

My friend and I would always say this line from American Psycho when someone (particularly a girl) would anger us:

'You're an ugly bitch. I'm gonna stab you in the neck, and play around with your blood.'

As for Fight Club, don't get me started. Go read the book if you haven't (though I think I remember you saying you have crymnl).

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh and all of Forrest Gump, I love that movie. I've watched that with my dad so many times. Just quoting the whole movie.

Lt Dan, Ice cream, Ice cream Lt. Dan!

[RedvsBlue]

Ok I forgot Happy Gilmore when the clown spits his ball out at the minigolf couse.

"You're gonna die clown!"

[Ledhed]

Oh and all of Forrest Gump, I love that movie. I've watched that with my dad so many times. Just quoting the whole movie.

Lt Dan, Ice cream, Ice cream Lt. Dan!

I love watching Lt. Dan challenge God atop that crow's nest.

'IS THAT THE BEST YOU DAN DO!?!'

[Zenithian Legend]

Then after the storm Dan jumps in the water, to which Forrest replies "I think he made his peace with God."

Or how about when Dan shows up on the dock, Forrest dives off leaving his boat, only to watch it crash into another dock moments later.
"That's my boat!"

[coolsteel]

That moment in Chasing Amy when the joke about Santa Claus, a lesbian and the Easter Bunny is told, I had to pause the movie until I stopped laughing.

[Arakias]

Gasoline Fight Scene in Zoolander
but then topped by
Group Fight Scene in Anchorman.

[MrBadExample]

The end of Very Bad Things where you find out just how shitty everyone's lives have become. My friend and I were laughing so hard in the theater. I don't think anyone else there got it. But we really appreciate dark humor.

[int80h]

1. All of Wayne's World.

2. the Clerks "Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot" scene.

[hardwo0d]

1. Bruce Almighty: Anchorman Scene
2. Great White Hype: Mr. Roper Song
3. Bumfights Vol 1: Bling Bling Singing the "Watch This" Song

[eljedi13]

The start of Kung Pow when the woman walking on the trail picks up the rolling baby. She says "So cute..." and then tosses him down the other side to continue rolling down the hill. I think that whole movie is hilarious.

[road3283]

Theres something about Mary: Ben stiller vs. that little rat dog.

laughed so hard i couldn't breathe.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

American Beauty is a great one, I'd start quoting but then I'd be here all night. That's probably my second favorite movie after Fight Club.

My friend and I would always say this line from American Psycho when someone (particularly a girl) would anger us:

'You're an ugly bitch. I'm gonna stab you in the neck, and play around with your blood.'

As for Fight Club, don't get me started. Go read the book if you haven't (though I think I remember you saying you have crymnl).

I have probably read that book more times than I've seen the movie, which is alot.

[rebenns]

Can't believe no one has mentioned the "hair gel" scene in There's Something About Mary. Also, the "is it the frank or the beans" scene in the same film.
Fight Club was also hilarious, especially the "priest and the water hose" scene.

[johnnyoski]

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.

Death to Smoochy was one weird flick. I have to admit the penis cookies were hilarious though.

[Mr. Anderson]

Tie: The scence in Blues Brothers where their in the nun's office, and she starts hitting them with the yardstick, and Jim Belushi falls down the stairs.

The other is the stoned scence in Super Troopers. "I'M FREAKIN' OUT MAAAN".

[uuaww]

i know this is from a TV show, but on the Family Guy episode with the willy wonka type beer factory. anyways, when peter finds the golden ticket and is running home and falls and hurts his knee. and they show it for a few minutes just in pain. that is the hardest i ever laughed at a scene. seeeee aahhhhh seeeee ahhhhhhh sseeeee ahhhhh

[Vampire Hunter D]

The funniest movie would be Jackass:the Movie. The only movie i laughed so hard my chest hurt. Espicially the opening and Son of Jackass scenes. And also Kung Pow and Jay and SLient Bob STrike Back.

[jbroush99]

A couple of my favorites:
The scene in Goldmember when Austin Powers in on the submarine and ends up taking a physical (the peeing in the cup gets me everytime).

The end of the scene in Scary Movie 3 where the chick is picking the kid up at school. When they close the door and someone throws a bunch of crayons at it, the teacher yells "Who the F$%@ did that?!"

[anonymouswhoami]

The funniest movie would be Jackass:the Movie. The only movie i laughed so hard my chest hurt. Espicially the opening and Son of Jackass scenes. And also Kung Pow and Jay and SLient Bob STrike Back.

Yeah, the segment in Jackass where they gave each other electric shocks had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe. The funniest moment was when they placed the electrodes on some guy's genital area and turned on the juice! His face right when it happened and the rest of the crew's reaction was priceless!

Also, the scene in Summer School where Dave and Chainsaw come out of the rabbit barn at the zoo screaming "Bunnies from Hell!!", with fake rabbits attached to their faces, as if the rabbits were biting them.

[the_deej]

hahahha

[johnnyoski]

^^^^
Jackass: the Movie was sweet.
It's too tough to narrow it down to a favorite segment though. I thought nearly every one was hilarious.

[evilpenguin9000]

I'm thinking the scene in Caddyshack where Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) is practicing golf late and hits his ball into Carl's (Bill Murray) shed. That conversation is amazing.

"It's one part Kentucky Bluegrass, on part bent and one part California Sensimilia. The great thing about that is that you can play 36 holes during the day on it and then come home and get stoned to the Bejesus Belt."

[SneakyPenguin]

The start of Kung Pow when the woman walking on the trail picks up the rolling baby. She says "So cute..." and then tosses him down the other side to continue rolling down the hill. I think that whole movie is hilarious.

That scene, and the screming scene (where he ends up popping a blood vessel), actually made me cry I was laughing so hard.

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh and that scene at the end of Black Sheep where Chris Farley pegs the old lady in the head with a football.

[BlueWingX]

Almost any part of "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut".

My friends and I saw it in the theater, and I don't think we stopped laughing for more than a minute at any point during the movie. My sides literally hurt from laughing.

[OneThousandFingers]

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.

Death to Smoochy was one weird flick. I have to admit the penis cookies were hilarious though.

Robin Williams:
"I'm going on safari on your a** muther****! SA-FA-RI!" *makes incredible eliphant noise*

Wonderful, wonderful stuff, and I don't even like Robin Williams!

[scdoanintendo]

I can't believe no one mentioned half baked. The opening was classic, even brought back memories. And when Jim Brueler explained killer's death. Definitely has to many to name.

[cmdryuk]

Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.

American Psycho was great. I walked around for weeks telling people I had to return videotapes. Death to Smoochy was also one of my favorites, I'm screwing up the quote prob but Robin Williams being asked "How does it feel to be the most hated man in America?" and responding "In a country of neanderthals I'd say that's the f*cking medal of honor" had me rolling on the floor for hours. The Office Space copier beating ranks high on my list as well.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.

Death to Smoochy was one weird flick. I have to admit the penis cookies were hilarious though.

Robin Williams:
"I'm going on safari on your a** muther****! SA-FA-RI!" *makes incredible eliphant noise*

Wonderful, wonderful stuff, and I don't even like Robin Williams!

That was AWESOME. XD

[ZeroSupporT]

I'll go with Ace Ventura Pet Detective, but a different scene at the end when he almost catches the bird and he beats the shit out of that mascot

[Tromack]

Oh the part in American Psycho in which the nutjob thinks the ATM says "Feed me a stray cat" and he picks up an alley cat and tries to shove it into the ATM machine had me going crazy all night.

That was great.

And in the more traditional humor route, all of Kentucky Fried Movie. Especially, Fist Full of Yen and Danger Seekers.

[Mex25]

all of dodgeball especially the scene where that guy is trying to dodge traffic and gets hit by two cars hahahaha me and my friends laughed our asses off throughout the whole movie. Anchorman would come in at a close second then snatch.

"you people look like a bunch of retards tryin to hump a doorknob out there" one of the many quotes from dodgeball

[Dok Diamond]

Damn so many movies

like in mallrats when the beat up the easter bunny
or in old school when they tie the rope with a cinder block to their penis and drop it off a bilding and winsy's goes through the sewer lid, that whole movie was funny.

[hiccupleftovers]

There's a couple of dark comedies in which a large portion of the movie is really funny depending on your sense of humor, two of my favorites would be Death to Smoochy and American Beauty.

Death to Smoochy was one weird flick. I have to admit the penis cookies were hilarious though.

yaeh definently Death to Smoochy and American Beauty. American Beauty is also a fun film to analyze to what it holds true to the real world, like outsourcing of jobs, etc. Eh, i'm rambling. Any way Forrest Gump was as well a pretty funny movie. Bruce Almighty: Anchorman Scene was a great also. Way to many movies to say.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

I thought Liar Liar was hilarious. Especially the pen scene, the meeting scene, every scene in that movie was great.

[vrs1650]

Damn so many movies

like in mallrats when the beat up the easter bunny
or in old school when they tie the rope with a cinder block to their penis and drop it off a bilding and winsy's goes through the sewer lid, that whole movie was funny.

Gotta agree with Old School, that part had me laughing my ass off for weeks.
Chasing Amy, the beginning at the comic con all the way untill they leave the bar. "what is a nubian"
Clerks-dick sucking scene.
Mallrats Easter bunny.
Oh yeah and classic, Fletch and Fletch lives.

[erehwon]

I liked all of Holy Grail, Spaceballs, airplaine. One of my favorite scenes of a TV show making fun of a movie is from Family Guy. It's the scene where they mock the shower scene from Porky's. Peter's peaking through the hole, looking at the girls. It turns out the hole is in a board he has up to his face and they spot him.

[defender]

I thought to mention a scene that popped into my head and not yet mentioned...

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles when they are driving at night and his coat gets stuck on the seat and he drives with his legs....

I also liked it later when the not-so-dead deer in the back seat wakes up and scares the shit out of them...also remember when John Candy has his hands in the pillows..

lol

[SneakyPenguin]

I'm going to go to hell for saying this, but so far The Crippled Masters is one of the funniest movies ever.

[Vampire Hunter D]

I'm thinking the scene in Caddyshack where Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) is practicing golf late and hits his ball into Carl's (Bill Murray) shed. That conversation is amazing.

"It's one part Kentucky Bluegrass, on part bent and one part California Sensimilia. The great thing about that is that you can play 36 holes during the day on it and then come home and get stoned to the Bejesus Belt."Apparantly that whole entire scene was improvised by the two on the spot.

[thingsfallnapart]

speaking of planes trains and automobiles, the entire scene with steve martin cusin out the rental car employee was too good for words.

that movie had a lot of subtle funny humor.

Uncle buck was pretty funny, and alot of john candy movies had some great moments.

[Will]

I never saw the movie till it was on DVD and i laughed so hard i was crying when cartman got on the bullhorn and yelled at the teacher.

Almost any part of "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut".

My friends and I saw it in the theater, and I don't think we stopped laughing for more than a minute at any point during the movie. My sides literally hurt from laughing.

[Will]

That was great.

And in the more traditional humor route, all of Kentucky Fried Movie. Especially, Fist Full of Yen and Danger Seekers.

Its been awhile since i watched it but i was favorable for-i think the short was called-Catholic high school girls in trouble. Cant beat the shower scene.

[fieldkillah]

The scene in Boondock saints when they kill the cat
Boom! Cat splatters on wall
"I cant believe that just $%#ing happened"
"Is it dead?"
The great part is that it's the directors revenge towards an ex-girlfriends cat that he hated.
or at the strip club when rocko touches the stripper's breast while shes fainted
"Ill tip!"

[thesilentshadow30]

I like the scene in Liar,Liar when Jim Carey is in the bathroom..."What are you doing?" .... "I'm kicking my ass"

Earlier someone mentioned Ghostbusters, the "Yes its true... This man has no dick" scene. Great scene.