The OTT is recruiting

[CaseyRyback]

We are looking for new members to come and join the OTT. We especially are in need of young emo kids. If you think you meet the qualifications, please post in this topic as you deem fit. If you are not seen as an acceptable member, you may be asked to leave.

Best regards,
The Management

[Mojimbo]

All the DarthPumas are gonna come out the woodwork now, Rybread. :o(

[lordwow]

Please make sure you attach at least 3 letters of recommendation.

[Chika]

and pictures. lots of pictures.

[dcfox]

On RE5, the director had this to say:
"Due to the game's graphical improvements over the previous installment, "The title screen of this couldn't have been done on PS2 or Wii," Kawata explained in a recent GameTrailers interview."
:rofl:

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If he just means that the title screen will be in HD then of course it can't be done on PS2 or Wii since they can't output in HD. But if he means his title screen will be so graphics intensive the PS2 or Wii can't process it even in SD then those capcom devs need to go back to school and learn how to program. Either way RE5 is going to be trash.

[FriskyTanuki]

:lol: Fox just showed one of the Texans' receivers doing the Conan's string dance as a touchdown celebration as a recap during the Pittsburgh game.

[Moxio]

If he just means that the title screen will be in HD then of course it can't be done on PS2 or Wii since they can't output in HD. But if he means his title screen will be so graphics intensive the PS2 or Wii can't process it even in SD then those capcom devs need to go back to school and learn how to program. Either way RE5 is going to be trash.

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[manthing]

KKKasey:

You forgot the biggest OTT benefit...

The OTT will hax your systems 4 pyrate gaymes*


*except the PS3

[dcfox]

...
Thanks for the support, Mox.

[corrosivefrost]

If he just means that the title screen will be in HD then of course it can't be done on PS2 or Wii since they can't output in HD. But if he means his title screen will be so graphics intensive the PS2 or Wii can't process it even in SD then those capcom devs need to go back to school and learn how to program. Either way RE5 is going to be trash.

God of War 2 can do 720p. So could Grand Turismo 4. So your argument about the PS2 not being able to do HD is a bit off, buddy.

[FriskyTanuki]

KKKasey:

You forgot the biggest OTT benefit...

The OTT will hax your systems 4 pyrate gaymes*


*except the PS3 and LinkinPrime
Fixed.

[dcfox]

God of War 2 can do 720p. So could Grand Turismo 4. So your argument about the PS2 not being able to do HD is a bit off, buddy.
Find me proof.

[Ugamer_X]

Well, if Casey's not going to say it:

No black people, sry.

[Moxio]

Wait, so we're kicking Mojumbass out?

Awesome. 8-)

[Ugamer_X]

Find me proof.
GT4 did some form of 1080i. Either way it was higher than the standard 640x480 resolution.

[Ugamer_X]

Wait, so we're kicking Mojumbass out?

Awesome. 8-)
That black guy shouldn't have been here in the first place.

[zewone]

Find me proof.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_HD_Enhanced_PS2_games

[Mojimbo]

What did you call $$$io that one time, zewone?

You said he looked like a dog's asshole or hairy poop or some shit?

[zewone]

He looks like a piece of poop that got caught up in some ass hairs.

[Mojimbo]

:rofl:

[dcfox]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_HD_Enhanced_PS2_games
In that case it just means the second scenario is true which makes what that guy said even more stupid.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

Waaah.

[corrosivefrost]

In that case it just means the second scenario is true which makes what that guy said even more stupid.

Regardless, it speaks volumes on how... technically inept the wii is in terms of graphics. :lol:

[lordwow]

I think Wii Music looks great on the Wii.

[Mr. Beef]

He looks like a piece of poop that got caught up in some ass hairs.
:lol:

[dcfox]

Fuck you guys. I'm leaving. I hope your new recruits will be as big of a 360 fanboy as the rest of you are.

[lordwow]

Fuck you guys. I'm leaving. I hope your new recruits will be as big of a 360 fanboy as the rest of you are.

Your user title is misleading!

[Admiral Ackbar]

We all know the next wii will be the same as the current wii. Except it'll probably have 2 Gig of memory instead of 256 mb and a video upscaling chip that will only go to 720p.

[Mojimbo]

That stupid-ass graphics discussion was suddenly worthwhile.

[lordwow]

Is it bad that the reason I don't play most Wii games is because I'm too lazy to swing around the Wiimote all day?

[corrosivefrost]

Fuck you guys. I'm leaving. I hope your new recruits will be as big of a 360 fanboy as the rest of you are.

I'm not a fanboy. I just point out the shortcomings and disappointments nintendo has wrought upon the long time fans who have supported them through the years in an effort to stay in business. Fucking sellouts. :lol:

For further proof at the sellouts nintendo have turned into, look at their handheld business. Let's remake the DS as a new platform with a few minor improvements, add an i to be trendy like apple and market it as a competitor to the iTouch and other similar devices. ;)

[JMEPO]

I almost meet the qualifications except I don't cut myself and listen to shitty music.

[JolietJake]

and pictures. lots of pictures.
And if you're a hot chick, naked pictures.8-)

[manthing]

Umm...

The GH4 commercial is ULTRA-gay

[lordwow]

The one with the drumstick under the bed?

[zewone]

The one with the athletes playing in their underwear.

[lordwow]

Oh, I must have missed that, I'm not watching Lifetime.

[Admiral Ackbar]

Real athletes play in the Raw.

[corrosivefrost]

Real athletes play with your mom.

[zewone]

Oh, I must have missed that, I'm not watching Lifetime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCyfKWu4YQ0

[Ugamer_X]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCyfKWu4YQ0
Shit, I thought you were joking.

[CaseyRyback]

Your boy A-Rod looks super serial.

[manthing]

Oh, I must have missed that, I'm not watching Lifetime.


I saw it watching NFL football...

I guess Lifetime is a NFL channel when you're :-B'ing it

*shrug*

[Admiral Ackbar]

It's official. Jack Bauer is fucking Superman/Batman.

When last we saw him he was crossing the Mexican border. Now he's in Senegal wearing the same clothes and backpack. He jmust fly from country to country, solving crisis.

[FriskyTanuki]

:lol: I guess they think Tony Hawk's not recognizable without his helmet and skateboard.

[lordwow]

I didn't recognize Tony Hawk WITH the helmet.

[tiredfornow]

That GH4 commercial probably cost some dollar dollar bills.

[TheRock88]

Nice commercial, Hawk was the only one who looked like he didnt belong.

[FriskyTanuki]

I didn't recognize Tony Hawk WITH the helmet.
That's what the meth does to you.

[JolietJake]

Maybe it was because he was in his underwear while wearing a helmet and riding a skateboard.

[Mojimbo]

Why is Elizabeth Hasselbeck speaking at a Palin rally? The only reason she's famous is cause she was on Survivor and dudes wanted to ___ all over her face. :-?

[Soodmeg]

God this is all types of awesome.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/42003.html

[Moxio]

He looks like a piece of poop that got caught up in some ass hairs.

:^) <- zewone

[manthing]

Why are those zombies dying to body shots?

:-|

[TheRock88]

Why is Elizabeth Hasselbeck speaking at a Palin rally? The only reason she's famous is cause she was on Survivor and dudes wanted to ___ all over her face. :-?

Dudes remember her from that.

Women and Boo know her from the View. ;)

[JolietJake]

God this is all types of awesome.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/42003.html

That was fucking sick, needs to be an entire game just like that, maybe with modern weapons.

[manthing]

Is Frontlines:Fuel of War worth $10?


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@ JJ:

You mean like Left for Dead?

[Maklershed]

Booo ... no Simpsons tonight. Perhaps I'll fire up Fable 2 again.

[Soodmeg]

Is Frontlines:Fuel of War worth $10?


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@ JJ:

You mean like Left for Dead?

Not really. It had a lot of potential but they fucked it up hard core and I dont think there is very many people playing anymore.

Single player is just your typical tacked onto an obvious multiplayer romp. I would only get it if you could sell it for more than 10 bucks after wards.

[dcfox]

I'm not a fanboy. I just point out the shortcomings and disappointments nintendo has wrought upon the long time fans who have supported them through the years in an effort to stay in business. Fucking sellouts. :lol:

For further proof at the sellouts nintendo have turned into, look at their handheld business. Let's remake the DS as a new platform with a few minor improvements, add an i to be trendy like apple and market it as a competitor to the iTouch and other similar devices. ;)
I came back just to respond to this.

Just because Nintendo is no longer choosing to cater to "fanboys" exclusively doesn't mean they've done a worse job of providing games that appeal to the core audience than they did back in the N64 or GC days. In the past two years since the Wii came out we already have a ton of games from the Nintendo staple franchises: Zelda, Mario, Super Smash Bros, Metroid, Mario Kart, Paper Mario, Wario, Wario Ware, Battalion Wars, and Fire Emblem. From 3rd parties we have RE4, RE:UC, Okami, Boom Blox, No More Heroes, Zack and Wiki, de Blob, Sam & Max, House of the Dead, Elebits, Trauma Center, etc. On the downloadable front you have a huge collection of classic games on top of games like Strong Bad, World of Goo, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, Lost Winds, and Mega Man 9. But for some reason people will find any reason possible hate on these games.

As for your comments on the DSi, heaven forbid that Nintendo iterate on a product to make it better. And minor improvements? Two fucking cameras, SD card slot and a download service. Maybe Nintendo should follow Sony's lead and just add a microphone and a screen that makes games look worse and call it a day?

[Mojimbo]

Get the fuck outta here.

[Moxio]

Hey dcfox, remember yesterday when you said it wasn't possible to force you out of the OTT?

Well...

8-)

[Brak]

He can't be real...

[Maklershed]

lol Nintendo

[tiredfornow]

Bunch of assholes up in here.

Stay, dcfox. :(

[Soodmeg]

The only thing I am really not liking in Left For Dead is that team killing is always on.

Game developer seem to not grasp the level of stupidity that is XBL. I mean its good in theory but it always turns into crap. Looks like I will be only really playing with CAGers.

[JolietJake]

Is Frontlines:Fuel of War worth $10?


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@ JJ:

You mean like Left for Dead?
Well now that you mention it, yeah.:lol::dunce:

[tiredfornow]

Good luck finding any CheapAssGamerers, while the rest of us are playing with CheapAssGamers!

[lordwow]

I gotta decide if I wanna buy L4D when it comes out or wait for Xmas.

[dcfox]

Hey dcfox, remember yesterday when you said it wasn't possible to force you out of the OTT?

Well...

8-)
I'm still here. 8-)

Bunch of assholes up in here.

Stay, dcfox. :(
If you want me to stay I'll stay. :grouphug:

[Moxio]

The only CAG I would ever play with would be Brak and that is because he has EXTREMELY clogged bowels and an awful back and I feel bad for him. [-(

[JolietJake]

The only thing I am really not liking in Left For Dead is that team killing is always on.

Game developer seem to not grasp the level of stupidity that is XBL. I mean its good in theory but it always turns into crap. Looks like I will be only really playing with CAGers.
Didn't know that, that sucks.

[Rocko]

Just beat TFU (light side). It was fun and worth the rent, but I don't feel like replaying the last level for the dark side achievement. Now I need to play Assassin's Creed from Gamefly and get it back so I can get de Blob and the new Wario Wii game.

[JolietJake]

Booo ... no Simpsons tonight. Perhaps I'll fire up Fable 2 again.
Damn NFL/MLB.

[dcfox]

The only CAG I would ever play with would be Brak and that is because he has EXTREMELY clogged bowels and an awful back and I feel bad for him. [-(
If I ever leaave CAG could we still hang out on XBL, Mox? :bouncy:

[tiredfornow]

Dang, darthbudge is Temporarily Banned!

[Maklershed]

Again? That's like his 3rd time in two weeks!

[Rocko]

Lies.

[Moxio]

If I ever leaave CAG could we still hang out on XBL, Mox? :bouncy:

No.

I wonder if Budge still thinks the mods are doing a great job and that he deserves it?

[JolietJake]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sw2OvIgoO8

[DT778]

So how many more infractions til he gets banned? He has to be close to it now.

[JolietJake]

Budge should sue CAG for wrongful silencing. He could even represent himself.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6541/budgetbudgeya3.jpg

[Rocko]

Hopefully 1.

Edit: Wait, Linkin did that shop, right? I like how he made Budge's polo shirt open in the middle. :lol:

[Moxio]

I haven't had a good pizza in a while...

[tiredfornow]

I think thats supposed to be a tie.

[prmononoke]

Hopefully 1.

Edit: Wait, Linkin did that shop, right? I like how he made Budge's polo shirt open in the middle. :lol:

Ha, I always thought that was supposed to be a tie.

If you're right, though, that makes it even funnier.

[Mojimbo]

It's supposed to be a neck tie, Rocko.

I don't understand that lil kid, he keeps getting banned and every time he comes back he keeps on bragging about his shit.

[Rocko]

Oh.

Hm.

Looks like he made Budge's polo an overshirt, but I guess I can see the tie.

[FriskyTanuki]

It's a tie, Rocko.

Edit: It would've been more obvious if Linkin made the tie go under the collar instead of looking like Budge tucked it into his shirt collar.

[JolietJake]

I'm going with a tie, only because that makes more sense.

[Maklershed]

I'm gonna say it's a black undershirt cause it would be exponentially funnier.

[tiredfornow]

I wish I could go out to eat in my briefs. :(

[Brak]

I want some hot-ass Chinese food...

[Moxio]

Brak, are you adept at making authentic Italian pizza?

[Brak]

My mom is.

Just go steal some from my parents' house.

[Moxio]

The last time I stole change from your parents house though, it was kinda weird. I don't know if I should be stealing FOOD, too. :/

[Brak]

Is that why there hasn't been any change for me to pillage lately?

[rabbitt]

Hey Brak, how's come you scrobble everything twice on last.fm?

[AngellicLulu]

I went to a party this weekend. I'm so anti-social, it's really hard for me.

[manthing]

Congrats LuLu

[Maklershed]

Went to a party last Saturday night. I didn't get laid, I got in a fight. Uh huh .. it ain't no big thing.

[manthing]

Funniest thing at the bar I was at last night:

There was one woman dressed in a Halloween Costume...

She was the ONLY person in a costume...

I went up to her and asked why she was dressed up, since Halloween was on a Friday, and she said she thought other people would be dressed up...

#-o

[LinkinPrime]

You guys are so gullible...Budge is still here...well not ATM.

[manthing]

We're gullible?

You put your trust in BudgetBudge...

:rofl:

[corrosivefrost]

BudgetBudge gets the job done.

[Chika]

hey Mak, did you go to that wedding in Tannersville?

[AngellicLulu]

everyone was in a costume. the host and hostess were McCain and Palin; only the most popular couple costume this year. >.<

[Chika]

wat were you?

[DT778]

Hey Lulu did you ever tell your students that the class hamster died from neglect because you were busy sexing it up with your boyfriend the whole weekend?

[LinkinPrime]

We're gullible?

You put your trust in BudgetBudge...

:rofl:

Que?

[manthing]

:rofl: @ you acting :dunce: LP

[corrosivefrost]

Hey Lulu did you ever tell your students that the class hamster died from neglect because you were busy sexing it up with your boyfriend the whole weekend?

:rofl:

[LinkinPrime]

OK mandung.

[tiredfornow]

:rofl: @ you acting :dunce: LPBut he has a local connect! He has a local connect! HE HAS A LOCAL CONNECT!

[Moxio]

LP we all know the deal between you and Budge. (someone) told us all about it.

[Maklershed]

Dear screech owls,

Please sound less terrifying.

~ Maklershed

hey Mak, did you go to that wedding in Tannersville?

Yes indeed. It was beautiful there but cold as hell.

<-- watching Chinatown

[LinkinPrime]

This thread is creepy...I can't believe how many people are obsessed with Cheapy and Wombat.
This guy specially:
I would have lunch with CheapyD. You could say I'm gay for him. In the pants.
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5033391&postcount=134

[TheRock88]

I want some hot-ass Chinese food...

I had dim sum today and had a plate of fried chow mein noodles with broccoli and beef. Found a small worm in the broccoli... :puke:

[AngellicLulu]

wat were you?
I just wore my renaissance dress. Nothing special.


The fucking hamster didn't die from neglect. It had food and water and a clean cage.
Also I haven't had sex in over a month and a half so don't mess with me. :-P

[Temporaryscars]

Wait...did budge get banned again?

[Maklershed]

I had dim sum today and had a plate of fried chow mein noodles with broccoli and beef. Found a small worm in the broccoli... :puke:


That would probably be the catalyst to make me never eat chinese food again.

[tiredfornow]

Looks like dinner is out of the question. #-o

I guess I'll just make a sandwich.

[LinkinPrime]

I just wore my renaissance dress. Nothing special.


The fucking hamster didn't die from neglect. It had food and water and a clean cage.
Also I haven't had sex in over a month and a half so don't mess with me. :-P

What...what happened with your boyfriend?

[LinkinPrime]

So much anger dcfox:
Corrosivefrost. So I can punch him the face. Afterwards I'll tie him to a chair tape his eyelids open and force him to watch me play Wii.

[Moxio]

Ok my 360 officially stinks.

Is it a good idea to buy a refurbed 360 (making sure it's not a Liteon drive), then get a 360 repair kit to prevent any shitty rrods?

[Moxio]

Did anyone else catch what dcfox wrote in addition to that?

I copied it right before he ninja-deleted it. :|

[corrosivefrost]

So much anger dcfox:

:rofl:

What the hell got into him? He's usually such a nice guy... with bad taste. ;)

[Moxio]

Dcfox has always been a dick.

"Second answer is Moxio. So I could ejaculate in his food. I wouldn't tell him and when he finishes eating I'll laugh in his face and tell him he swallowed my cum."

:|

[Moxio]

Shut up.

EDIT: Way to delete your post, mak. >:(

[FriskyTanuki]

What...what happened with your boyfriend?
She killed him for not putting out.

[dcfox]

Dcfox has always been a dick.

"Second answer is Moxio. So I could ejaculate in his food. I wouldn't tell him and when he finishes eating I'll laugh in his face and tell him he swallowed my cum."

:|

I deleted it because I thought I went a little to far there. Plus I don't have any real hostility towards you Moxio. We've always been cool to each other.

[Maklershed]

Did anyone else catch what dcfox wrote in addition to that?


Yes I caught it ..

"I want to know what it is to feel the touch of Reggie Fils-Me-Up"

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

Woah, dc, I do that to Moxio all the time!

[Moxio]

Shut the hell up, dcfox. You're just an asshole all around, and the fact that you even said that in the first place confirms it.

[AngellicLulu]

What...what happened with your boyfriend?
He's phobic about getting me pregnant after my period was a week late.

[Chika]

So much anger dcfox:

i have a wii. and i do make him watch me play. i occasionally make him play, also. mostly mariokart and house of the dead.

[dcfox]

Woah, dc, I do that to Moxio all the time!
Maybe I didn't go far enough :shock:

Shut the hell up, dcfox. You're just an asshole all around, and the fact that you even said that in the first place confirms it.
If it makes you feel better you can post something bad about me.

i have a wii. and i do make him watch me play. i occasionally make him play, also. mostly mariokart and house of the dead.

Does he whine about it as much as he does here when you make him play the Wii. ;)

[Moxio]

You're not even worth it.

[manthing]

Reason #813 to hate baseball:

No fucking NFL football tonight...

:wall:

[FriskyTanuki]

:lol: @ the reason Keanu Reeves was chosen for the alien role in the Day the Earth Stood Still remake:

Derrickson felt Reeves could portray a lack of humanity

[corrosivefrost]

Does he whine about it as much as he does here when you make him play the Wii. ;)

No. :D

[JolietJake]

I want some hot-ass Chinese food...
I'm eating sweet and sour chicken with fried rice as i type this. :drool:

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

I'm leaving.

[AngellicLulu]

Chinese food sounds good... but it's too late to eat something like that.

[manthing]

The 2 closest Pei Wei's were closed down...

:-(

[Maklershed]

"Klaatu barada nikto" = whoa

[Moxio]

No one cares, JFD.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

I'm back.

[CaseyRyback]

I'm black.

Now I know why I hate you.

[Moxio]

Hey Casey could you get on AIM for a second please?

[MusicNoteLess]

Oh god. Everything hurts.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

That would be it.

[CaseyRyback]

I am on AIM, but I don't see you.

[Moxio]

I'm invisible.

[dcfox]

Chinese food sounds good... but it's too late to eat something like that.

It's only 8:30. I've eaten Chinese food way later than that.

[lordwow]

Poor Rays.

[crystalklear64]

dang, i laid down for a nap and now the majority of the day is gone, lame

[AngellicLulu]

It's only 8:30. I've eaten Chinese food way later than that.
I'd rather not. I'm trying not to eat food really late.

[lordwow]

Eating Chinese early always makes me pass out shortly thereafter.

[corrosivefrost]

manwang, jfd, budgetbudge, wsb -- all y'all need to PM me.

[tiredfornow]

Dale Denton's girlfriend in Pineapple Express is very :drool:

[PlumeNoir]

Nap was nice. Helped me get rid (mostly) of my migraine.

I was desparate and resorted to Mydol, and that didn't even help. Of course, my sleep schedule will be screwed up now....

[lordwow]

I was desparate and resorted to Mydol

Wat?

[WhipSmartBanky]

Does anyone here watch The Amazing Race? If so, in the episode that just ended, what was the penalty Terrence and Sarah received? They said it didn't affect the outcome, but didn't specify what it was.

[corrosivefrost]

plume am transgender confirm?

[JolietJake]

:lol: @ young hellboy.

[Chika]

Wat?

believe it or not, the mechanism that causes cramps is the same that causes migraines. the blood vessels are swollen, causing pressure and cramping and midol generally contains either tylenol or advil plus a medication to help constrict the blood vessels.

[Bioshocked360]

I have so much homework I need to finish...This sucks.

[crystalklear64]

constricting already pressured blood vessels sounds crizazy!

[Admiral Ackbar]

Oh god. Everything hurts.

Thats what you get for running a half-marathon.

People forget what happened to Pheidippides when he ran to Athens.

He died.

[Rocko]

Does anyone here watch The Amazing Race? If so, in the episode that just ended, what was the penalty Terrence and Sarah received? They said it didn't affect the outcome, but didn't specify what it was.

30 minute penalty to be incurred at the start of the next leg.

[PlumeNoir]

Wat?

I don't like to take anything stronger than ibuprofin, but Mydol kicks ass. Hell, Bill Cosby did a routine 20 years ago talking about it being women's big secret when it comes to OTC pain medication.

[WhipSmartBanky]

30 minute penalty to be incurred at the start of the next leg.
I was wondering what they did to earn that penalty. I wonder if anything 8-) was involved...

[Chika]

constricting already pressured blood vessels sounds crizazy!

it brings down the inflammation, or at least, that's the goal.

[Rocko]

I was wondering what they did to earn that penalty. I wonder if anything 8-) was involved...
...Got a speeding ticket. Did you listen to that segment at all? :lol:

[crystalklear64]

Speeding tickets are pretty 8-)

[corrosivefrost]

...Got a speeding ticket. Did you listen to that segment at all? :lol:

banky has a working knee, so his other senses haven't been heightened like yours -- his aural reflexes are that of a mere mortal... :lol:

[PlumeNoir]

CHika, correct me if I'm wrong, but if you have a toothache, and need something stronger than ambusol, products like AnalEase work because they have more of the "numbing stuff" (forget what it is called) than is allowed in OTC pain relievers for motuh aches.

Yes...there is a story to that knowledge...

[WhipSmartBanky]

...Got a speeding ticket. Did you listen to that segment at all? :lol:
Nope.

[Rocko]

Fuck my knee.

[lordwow]

Well enjoy your midol guys! I'll pass!

But then again, I also don't get migraines.

[Rocko]

Hey wow, how are those Red Sox doing?

[PlumeNoir]

Well enjoy your midol guys! I'll pass!

But then again, I also don't get migraines.

Wowsers, you're talking to a guy who had, basically, two tampons shoved way up his nose into his sinuses for 24 hrs a year ago. There's no hormones or anything in Midol, so I can live with it.

[Chika]

CHika, correct me if I'm wrong, but if you have a toothache, and need something stronger than ambusol, products like AnalEase work because they have more of the "numbing stuff" (forget what it is called) than is allowed in OTC pain relievers for motuh aches.

Yes...there is a story to that knowledge...

uhh i'm not familiar with that product, but if it's stronger than anbesol, it really shouldn't be applied to your more sensitive areas because the skin in very thin and the medication absorbs through the thin membranes really quickly. being any more numb than a few percent of benzo/lidocaine could lead to *serious* injury since you wouldn't know that something is torn...

usually for a toothache, there's "denture pain relief paste" it's a bit stronger than anbesol and it's a paste so it sticks to the area that you apply so more is absorbed over a longer time period. you do that along with advil and ice packs applied to your cheek and it usually helps.

[crystalklear64]

Used to have hella migraines. Then I turned 12 and they stopped. Sweet deal for me. Haven't had one since KNOCK ON WOOD BING BONG BANG

[FriskyTanuki]

Keep up the good work, Rocko. *thumbs up*

[dcfox]

Wowsers, you're talking to a guy who had, basically, two tampons shoved way up his nose into his sinuses for 24 hrs a year ago. There's no hormones or anything in Midol, so I can live with it.

Now I don't feel as weird for taking those birth control pills.

[Rocko]

:-s

[Moxio]

My 360 is shit. :<

[Rocko]

I really hope I get that cheap Darkness from Amazon. :[

[WhipSmartBanky]

Now I don't feel as weird for taking those birth control pills.
The part you should feel weird about is when you took them rectally.

[crystalklear64]

Get wifebanger 2.

[TheRock88]

Morning radio show a couple of weeks ago had a segment about weird sex facts. One of the facts was that if you're having a headache, whacking off should clear your head for a couple of hours.

Never tried it so I dont know if it works or not.

[dcfox]

The part you should feel weird about is when you took them rectally.

You mean you're not supposed to dissolve them in water and give yourself a birth control enema? :-s

[WhipSmartBanky]

You mean you're not supposed to dissolve them in water and give yourself a birth control enema? :-s
Douche.

[DarthPuma]

Morning radio show a couple of weeks ago had a segment about weird sex facts. One of the facts was that if you're having a headache, whacking off should clear your head for a couple of hours.

Never tried it so I dont know if it works or not.


It works.

[Mojimbo]

Jeez Moxio, just buy a new Arcade. Lite-ons are not the end of the world. I repeat, Lite-ons are not the end of the world.

[crystalklear64]

If it don't rocko, 8$ free shipping from newegg on it.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16874105475

[Chika]

You mean you're not supposed to dissolve them in water and give yourself a birth control enema? :-s

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/9776/bushdoingitwrongqg0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[WhipSmartBanky]

If it don't rocko, 8$ free shipping from newegg on it.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16874105475
Out of stock.

[crystalklear64]

Wow that just made me think of something.

You know how weird it feels to hold a seltzer tablet in your mouth and have it all fizz up right?

Well think how trippy that would be if

A) I had a vagina.
B) I dissolved a seltzer tablet in said vagina.

That's at least 5 minutes of fun.

[Chika]

you've never seen a fizzing bath ball, have you?

[Rocko]

If it don't rocko, 8$ free shipping from newegg on it.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16874105475

I was considering that earlier today, and when I checked a few minutes ago it was OOS.

Hopefully Amazon comes up with it somehow. They should.

Or maybe Newegg will get more. We'll see.

[corrosivefrost]

I really hope I get that cheap Darkness from Amazon. :[

my order is on indefinite hold... or at least until like 11/23. fucking target is worthless.

[Rocko]

Same.

[PlumeNoir]

uhh i'm not familiar with that product, but if it's stronger than anbesol, it really shouldn't be applied to your more sensitive areas because the skin in very thin and the medication absorbs through the thin membranes really quickly. being any more numb than a few percent of benzo/lidocaine could lead to *serious* injury since you wouldn't know that something is torn...

usually for a toothache, there's "denture pain relief paste" it's a bit stronger than anbesol and it's a paste so it sticks to the area that you apply so more is absorbed over a longer time period. you do that along with advil and ice packs applied to your cheek and it usually helps.

I only know about it because Pixie's mom used to sell..."adult products" on the side. I've seen the denture relief stuff, and I'll keep that in mind.

That's what I was thinking of: the benzo/lidocaine, whatever. Supposedly, products used for activities engaing one's bum have a little bit more of the stuff, and the theory goes: if it is safe for use there, it is safe to use in your mouth. Sounds like a pick-up line, if you ask me.

Since I haven't told a story in a while, here's one:


A couple months ago, Pixie cracked a tooth one night, and she couldn't get into the dentist until morning and was in a lot of pain. She sent me to Lover's Lane about ten minutes before they closed. It's important to bear in mind that, with my long hair and scrawniness, I'm not the most masculine looking guy.

I go in, and I ask for an Anal-ease type product. The woman says, well, we have this and shows me some product with a double-entendre name. I ask about the benzo-whatever and if it is stronger than something OTC from a drug store. She says yes and I ask if it is safe to use in one's mouth, where she tells me that it'll take away my gag reflex with no problems. It was then that I realized that I didn't really explain what Pixie intended it for, so I explain that it for my wife and her tooth. The lady at the counter lowers her voice and tells me that it's okay - she doesn't judge.

I was embarrassed as it was going in and buying it...her telling me she didn't judge really didn't help matters....

[Chika]

I only know about it because Pixie's mom used to sell..."adult products" on the side. I've seen the denture relief stuff, and I'll keep that in mind.

That's what I was thinking of: the benzo/lidocaine, whatever. Supposedly, products used for activities engaing one's bum have a little bit more of the stuff, and the theory goes: if it is safe for use there, it is safe to use in your mouth. Sounds like a pick-up line, if you ask me.

Since I haven't told a story in a while, here's one:


A couple months ago, Pixie cracked a tooth one night, and she couldn't get into the dentist until morning and was in a lot of pain. She sent me to Lover's Lane about ten minutes before they closed. It's important to bear in mind that, with my long hair and scrawniness, I'm not the most masculine looking guy.

I go in, and I ask for an Anal-ease type product. The woman says, well, we have this and shows me some product with a double-entendre name. I ask about the benzo-whatever and if it is stronger than something OTC from a drug store. She says yes and I ask if it is safe to use in one's mouth, where she tells me that it'll take away my gag reflex with no problems. It was then that I realized that I didn't really explain what Pixie intended it for, so I explain that it for my wife and her tooth. The lady at the counter lowers her voice and tells me that it's okay - she doesn't judge.

I was embarrassed as it was going in and buying it...her telling me she didn't judge really didn't help matters....

you coulda just said that your wife needed something stonger lol.

[crystalklear64]

:lol:

[DT778]

Someone be a pal and get this under 20.5 kb for me please?

http://i34.tinypic.com/zus4yq.png

[PlumeNoir]

you coulda just said that your wife needed something stonger lol.

The thing was, since I was asking so many questions, she must have assumed that it was for my personal use. As it was, she didn't seem to believe the truth, as it was.

BTW: you reminded me, I need to get some more fizzing bath balls.

[PlumeNoir]

Someone be a pal and get this under 20.5 kb for me please?

http://i34.tinypic.com/zus4yq.png

Okay. Done. Now what?

EDIT: Oh fucking balls! As soon as I went to imageshack to host the pic, I got hit with the new flavor of XP Antivirus 2010. This may take a few minutes...

[Chika]

BTW: you reminded me, I need to get some more fizzing bath balls.

they're nice, right? they're like a softball sized alka seltzer that fizzes all over:bouncy:

[PlumeNoir]

they're nice, right? they're like a softball sized alka seltzer that fizzes all over:bouncy:


They really are. I'm the type of guy that likes to sometimes de-stress with a book and a nice hot bath. I was introduced to bath balls after I had my back injury. If my back is acting up, I like to use them in the bath. With snow shoveling season coming, I'd better stock up.

[PlumeNoir]

I'm on my shitty CRT, and can't tell the image loss, but how's this?

http://i36.tinypic.com/mbo2v9.jpg

[Chika]

heh.

[TheRock88]

Little fuzzy, especially on the red part of the jersey.

[PlumeNoir]

Little fuzzy, especially on the red part of the jersey.

Thanks, I can't see reds too well.

Plus, I'm on the backup computer, with the crappy CRT. Let me take another stab at it.

[crystalklear64]

oh boy new super jail tonight.

that show is drugstastic

[PlumeNoir]

Better?

http://i35.tinypic.com/2cmw28i.jpg

[TheRock88]

Looks much better, still a little fuzz though on the jersey

[corrosivefrost]

i think the rock is just fucking with you.

[PlumeNoir]

i think the rock is just fucking with you.


Maybe, but I already exited out of PS, so I'm not dicking with it anymore. Fuck that end of the visible light spectrum.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Maybe, but I already exited out of PS, so I'm not dicking with it anymore. Fuck that end of the visible light spectrum.
No good deed goes unpunished.

[PlumeNoir]

No good deed goes unpunished.

Oh, so now Mr Helper Photoshop decided to join the conversation?

What's shaking, Banks?

[darthbudge]

Hey OTT.

I went to a going away party for a family I know, and my little bro and someone else ended up getting in a fist fight and I ended up getting yelled at despite the fact that I just happened to be standing near by. So in other words lots of fun!

[BigSpoonyBard]

No good deed goes unpunished.

I love it when you talk dirty.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Oh, so now Mr Helper Photoshop decided to join the conversation?

What's shaking, Banks?
Nada, just being entertained by your stories of ass-to mouth. ;)
I love it when you talk dirty.
I know.

[lordwow]

I would yell at you too for trying to make LP a pirate Budge.

[JolietJake]

CHika, correct me if I'm wrong, but if you have a toothache, and need something stronger than ambusol, products like AnalEase work because they have more of the "numbing stuff" (forget what it is called) than is allowed in OTC pain relievers for motuh aches.

Yes...there is a story to that knowledge...
It's like a train wreck, i don't want to know, but i can't help myself.

[PlumeNoir]

Nada, just being entertained by your stories of ass-to mouth. ;)

I know.

For the record, it's just that one story. I heed your advice well.

[JolietJake]

I only know about it because Pixie's mom used to sell..."adult products" on the side. I've seen the denture relief stuff, and I'll keep that in mind.

That's what I was thinking of: the benzo/lidocaine, whatever. Supposedly, products used for activities engaing one's bum have a little bit more of the stuff, and the theory goes: if it is safe for use there, it is safe to use in your mouth. Sounds like a pick-up line, if you ask me.

Since I haven't told a story in a while, here's one:


A couple months ago, Pixie cracked a tooth one night, and she couldn't get into the dentist until morning and was in a lot of pain. She sent me to Lover's Lane about ten minutes before they closed. It's important to bear in mind that, with my long hair and scrawniness, I'm not the most masculine looking guy.

I go in, and I ask for an Anal-ease type product. The woman says, well, we have this and shows me some product with a double-entendre name. I ask about the benzo-whatever and if it is stronger than something OTC from a drug store. She says yes and I ask if it is safe to use in one's mouth, where she tells me that it'll take away my gag reflex with no problems. It was then that I realized that I didn't really explain what Pixie intended it for, so I explain that it for my wife and her tooth. The lady at the counter lowers her voice and tells me that it's okay - she doesn't judge.

I was embarrassed as it was going in and buying it...her telling me she didn't judge really didn't help matters....
Well damn.:lol:

[darthbudge]

Jake pulled a woohoo. :[

[senorwoohoo]

You go to hell, budgetbudge!

[darthbudge]

You go to hell, budgetbudge!

I meant killing the OTT, not raping cats! I swear!

[Admiral Ackbar]

Aww yeah. Werth just had his best at bat of the season to make the game 8-2 phils.

[senorwoohoo]

I meant killing the OTT, not raping cats! I swear!

Either way, :bomb:.

[PlumeNoir]

I didn't even know that the World Series started.

[Admiral Ackbar]

Howard just hit his second home run of the night to make it 10-2.

[JolietJake]

Jake pulled a woohoo. :[
How's it going with Linkin's 360?:error:

[st0neface]

Woohoo, you hear the new dead prez song that came out today?

[Moxio]

Chinese food. :^D

[JolietJake]

That excite bike spoof on robot chicken is hilarious.:lol:

[BigSpoonyBard]

Woohoo, you hear the new dead prez song that came out today?

New Dead Prez? Where?

[darthbudge]

Night OTT.

[JolietJake]

Another robot chicken star wars special.8-)

[lordwow]

One wasn't enough? 8-)

[st0neface]

New Dead Prez? Where?

PM sent.

[Moxio]

I need some candy.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

I have candy.

[Mojimbo]

Quit trying to seduce Moxio, JohnnyFoxDarko.