The drunks' topic... bring out the "horse" in you and slam a few!

[Zenithian Legend]

This could really be fun... ok... I'll start, I hate my ex-girlfriend right now, cuz that's the reason I'm so trashed. And B. You have no idea how many typos I'm correcting, and C. I have really strong feelings for this girl I knew from middle school and high school, but she lives in New York now. Discuss amonst yourselves.



EDIT: I for one... am drunk so lets have a topic conversation!!!!
that was a sweet name, but this is more fitting

EDIT AGAIN: because I AM the trend setter

[tenzor]

I hate my life

[Zenithian Legend]

I'm sorry to hear*read* that, I like my life, I work too much, have class all day tues/thurs, but I don't care, I have fun when I can and I enjoy the simple things. And before you know it I'm fuckin' every girl I can so YAY my life!!

[SneakyPenguin]

Did you know that drunk ants always fall to their left?

[Zenithian Legend]

Awesome, but I'm no ant, I've always been a leader-type kind of guy, no matter how cocky I have to be...

[Scorch]

before you know it I'm shaq-fuin' every girl I can so YAY my life!!


YAY STD's!

[beerguy961]

I love drunk people. They're so fun...

[Ledhed]

before you know it I'm shaq-fuin' every girl I can so YAY my life!!


YAY STD's!

Do you really think they make condoms in his size? He brings a whole new meaning to Trojan horse. :lol:

[taiidanx]

*zing!*

[WhipSmartBanky]

This could really be fun... ok... I'll start, I hate my ex-girlfriend right now, cuz that's the reason I'm so trashed. And B. You have no idea how many typos I'm correcting, and C. I have really strong feelings for this girl I knew from middle school and high school, but she lives in New York now. Discuss amonst yourselves.

Again? Dude, 12 steps...find them. Don't fall down them.

[mousin]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=29251&highlight=

my life is bad to. my gf is realyl nice though, sorry about your ex. haaaaa what was so good about her?

[Zenithian Legend]

Wait why did I post this in the general gaming knew, I mean I know I (as a hoooooooooorse) am important, but why again didn't I post this in the off-topic area... someone (aka casey) please help me... I'm lost and wandering...

[Zenithian Legend]

This could really be fun... ok... I'll start, I hate my ex-girlfriend right now, cuz that's the reason I'm so trashed. And B. You have no idea how many typos I'm correcting, and C. I have really strong feelings for this girl I knew from middle school and high school, but she lives in New York now. Discuss amonst yourselves.

Again? Dude, 12 steps...find them. Don't fall down them.

PS there's a few people on CAG that I'd love to go to a bar with and have a few, and yes WSB you, Casey, Cheapy, Johnyoski, Ledhead, bignick, defender, mr penguin, punqsux, and oh say mr anderson for comical purposes are on that list.

[1SwtDeception]

Mmmm heyyyy buddy ol' pal you want to get me a star ocean :D

[Tromack]

In all things except how long it has been sicne I have had sex, my life is great. School, work, friends, all good. Sex, no good. I got a little action this summer, but it only reminded me how much I want sex again and did nothing to whet my appetite. Dammit. Oh well, at least I have 3/5.

Edit- Oh yeah. I'm drunk like you. That is why my spelling and grammar are atrocious.

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh God, it's been about 3 weeks now since I got laid... I CAN'T take it dammit, I hope I don't do something dumb tomorrow night.

[Gameboy415]

Yeah well at least you didn't get shot down by the girl of your dreams after 8 months of dating (on and off...mostly on). I'm fucking heartbroken. She's THE one, I fucking KNOW it and she's "not interested in being in a relationship right now". Heavy drinking and some White Castle did brighten my day however.

[willardhaven]

you guys are delightfully heartwarming.

[RedvsBlue]

How come I never remember to post like this when I'm drunk?

[uesc]

i was drunk on absinthe a few days ago and i posted without any errors. when i read what i wrote the next morning, i was quite suprised!

[Zenithian Legend]

i was drunk on absinthe a few days ago and i posted without any errors. when i read what i wrote the next morning, i was quite suprised!

I'm pretty surprised I had so few typos... although the fact that I posted this in the General Gaming & Industry News instead of Lifestyle and Off-Topic... well that's just fantastic.

[WhipSmartBanky]

PS there's a few people on CAG that I'd love to go to a bar with and have a few, and yes WSB you, Casey, Cheapy, Johnyoski, Ledhead, bignick, defender, mr penguin, punqsux, and oh say mr anderson for comical purposes are on that list.

So would I...just be careful. You seem to get drunk an awful lot.

Oh God, it's been about 3 weeks now since I got laid... I CAN'T take it dammit, I hope I don't do something dumb tomorrow night.

Like wanksterbate?

[Zenithian Legend]

No, I honestly think I was too drunk for that last night, I ended up doing a nice job of passing out and then dreaming I was at some Miami Dolphin's house for God knows what reason. Only to wake up and see that cribs was on the tv, in my drunken rage I must've forgot to hit the sleep-timer.

[guyver2077]

yea go dolphins!!! lol

anywayz posting mude pictures of your ex on the web might make you feel better.

[Trakan]

Dolphins, eh? That's weird. I kind of like guyver's idea though. :D

[Zenithian Legend]

Ya, it was a Dolphin's player on cribs, so that's why. And no, there'll be no nude pictures of my ex. The real question is why am I so invigorated this morning, it's only 12, I've been up for an hour already. I know I *need* sleep, but I'm not tired. Hmm, time for mtv to put me back to sleep.

[guyver2077]

Dolphins, eh? That's weird. I kind of like guyver's idea though. :D

lol it should be every mans goal to atleast get every girl they with on video or camera. if anything happens or they fuk you over you have something in you possession that can mess them up for being bitches.

side topic....anyone know any good camera or web camera that can record in the dark? lol

[WhipSmartBanky]

Dolphins, eh? That's weird. I kind of like guyver's idea though. :D

lol it should be every mans goal to atleast get every girl they with on video or camera. if anything happens or they fuk you over you have something in you possession that can mess them up for being bitches.

side topic....anyone know any good camera or web camera that can record in the dark? lol

Paris Hilton does...

[guyver2077]

dam thats true. i need something like that but not as obvious. like a web cam that doesnt have any led lights on it when it is recording and it can record in the dark.lol

[Zenithian Legend]

Actually my roommate and I have been talking about getting a camera. We were at a party last friday and some guy had his video camera. Well to make a long story short some crazy drunk girl comes up and goes "Oh, girls gone wild!" and lifts her shirt for the camera.

[evilpenguin9000]

i was drunk on absinthe a few days ago and i posted without any errors. when i read what i wrote the next morning, i was quite suprised!

Ya know I think I'd like to try absinthe. I've heard good things...and well some pretty horrible things too, but it'd be an interesting experience.

[bignick]

yaarrr I needs to drain me sea monster.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

yaarrr I needs to drain me sea monster.

At least you didn't say "Bleed the Lizard".

Just heard that one in a Chow Yun-Fat movie and it disturbed the fuck out of me.

[bignick]

yaarrr I needs to drain me sea monster.

At least you didn't say "Bleed the Lizard".

Just heard that one in a Chow Yun-Fat movie and it disturbed the shaq-fu out of me.

I got that from dodgeball.

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

wtf, im sure you are drunk......when im drunk, there is no way in hell i could type, let alone us a computer

[bignick]

wtf, im sure you are drunk......when im drunk, there is no way in hell i could type, let alone us a computer

I can always find porn though.

[bmulligan]

You mean you guys post here when you're sober?

I never thought of that. I'll have to try that too, sometime....


Speakking of drinking, what's everyone's favorite liquor of choice?

Mine right now is Gin.

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

hmmmmm either pucker(preferably strawberry) or vodka(bacardi Limon and UV ble are the best)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I don't drink.

[bmulligan]

you should start...........immediately.

[Trakan]

I don't drink.

Why not?

[bmulligan]

One shouldn't ask ridiculous questions. You might as well ask why you don't shit in a hole and choose to do it in a toilet. Just make simple suggestions such as:

Drinking is good for you
It makes you popular
it makes you sexy and desirable
it allows you to make more thoughtful judgements

and always lead by example !!

[Zenithian Legend]

high time this thread made it to the right forum... my apologies for that

ps, I'm quite sober tonight. Got to see a lot of titties (and not the DLF variety) though, so I don't care \:D/

[drone8888]

I jsut sobered up.

After whooping my friend in Madden, 49-13!!

He was pissed.
Now it's morning, and I must sleep.

:)

[Zenithian Legend]

I was never a fan of drunken madden, it just drags out way too long and sobers you up

[craven_fiend]

getting arrested while under the influence and being 20 sucks, not that it wouldn't suck just getting arrested. but shit happens and you gotta move on

[johnnyoski]

In the words of Brother Bluto:
"My advice to you is to drink heavily."

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I don't drink.

Why not?

I guess I just never saw the point.

[johnnyoski]

I don't drink.

Why not?

I guess I just never saw the point.

There's nothing wrong with that. The world needs DDs.

[Xevious]

In the words of Brother Bluto:
"My advice to you is to drink heavily."

Thats a good one. I remember that from Animal House

[Zenithian Legend]

So, for the 3rd straight night Mister Ed is sober, where's all the drunks to provide my entertainment?

[Gameboy415]

One shouldn't ask ridiculous questions. You might as well ask why you don't shit in a hole and choose to do it in a toilet. Just make simple suggestions such as:

Drinking is good for you
It makes you popular
it makes you sexy and desirable
it allows you to make more thoughtful judgements

and always lead by example !!

Sure drinking isn't all that great for you nor does it necessarily make you popular, but it DOES certainly lower inhibitions, which allow me personally to have a lot more fun. I'm a bit of a shy guy by nature but when I'm drinking I can finally relax and be social. I'm not saying to go out and get blitzed every night, but if you're of a decent age (I'm personally 21 now, but if you're in college you're fine) don't knock it til you try it. Though its certainly not for everyone, I'd rather kick back with a few friends and a 30 of Miller High Life than smoke some pot with a bunch of assholes who don't give a fuck about anything (yes I've tried it and NO I am NOT proud).

[Zenithian Legend]

well motherfuckers i'm drunk and done playing edit the post, nmormally i edit the shit outta my drunk posts but donight fuck you i dont feel like it.

so here's ho w my night went:

the ex weanted to ahng out and i said fuck that, i already screwd her brains out sunday night, so tionight i went out in serach of new pussy, only to find an old fling... well great. anyway needless to say i didn't get laid which i hate, but i ran into a bunch of old friends, so its a win /lose situation. ok i'm gonna go prance around a bith more and i'll be back to entarain my loyal horse followers.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

well motherfuckers i'm drunk and done playing edit the post, nmormally i edit the shit outta my drunk posts but donight shaq-fu you i dont feel like it.

so here's ho w my night went:

the ex weanted to ahng out and i said shaq-fu that, i already screwd her brains out sunday night, so tionight i went out in serach of new pussy, only to find an old fling... well great. anyway needless to say i didn't get laid which i hate, but i ran into a bunch of old friends, so its a win /lose situation. ok i'm gonna go prance around a bith more and i'll be back to entarain my loyal horse followers.

The funny thing is that in your drunken state you're still more coherent than most of GameFAQs.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well I'm fuczked up again
who loves me now? YAYY us

[Zenithian Legend]

so I'm really fucked up and gonna post on the other topics, but i shall return

[beerguy961]

I'm giggling in anticipation...

[evilpenguin9000]

so I'm really shaq-fued up and gonna post on the other topics, but i shall return

Wow you really are posting everywhere. The top five off topic posts are by you.

[Zenithian Legend]

damn straight, the horse has plenty to say tonight

[evilpenguin9000]

A chatty horse...only on the internet

[Zenithian Legend]

I have a really good story, well not good for you, but good for me, it's about two girls...

[int80h]

Poker night tonight + beer was on the house. I ended up 5 dollars over. I need to decide if I should use that on I-Ninja @ CC, or Chu Chu Rocket @ TRU.

[Zenithian Legend]

texas hold 'em? or another type of poker?

[int80h]

texas hold 'em? or another type of poker?

texas hold 'em

[evilpenguin9000]

nobody plays anything but hold em anymore...well except maybe in real casinos...not that I mind.

[Zenithian Legend]

My buddies and I play hold 'em on wednesday nights cuz that's just an "ain't a bitch" night and nothing else is going on.

[Zenithian Legend]

So, I promised you all a story of the horse's night! Well it's a good thing I didn't tell it, since more happened in the past 2 hours... oh that crazy horse. Well I had work til 3am, but got out at 12:30 and headed home and hit up this party at 1am. Well this girl that I met a few weeks ago was there and was all hugging me and kissing up on me and shit. I could've easily made out with her and done whatever, but I was quite sober and decided against it, since my ex has been talking to me lately like she wants to get back together. Now, we all know where this is going, sure enough I got back home and a little later my ex comes over... BAD HORSE! I definitely did some things with her, and also kissed that other girl earlier (although in a very tame manner)... so what's a dirty horse to do? I sure like being single, but I miss getting laid every single night like I did back when I was with my ex... by the way I'm pretty sure she just misses the horse cock, but I could be wrong on that. Well this horse is finally going to sleep, ponder that story if you will.

[daria19]

It is getting to be like a soap opera...you never know what the horse is going to do next when he is drunk.

[aboveaveragewes]

Yay! Let's talk about how cool we are on a videogame site message board!

Lame.

[Kaijufan]

nobody plays anything but hold em anymore...well except maybe in real casinos...not that I mind.
That really annoys me. I dont really like hold em.

[ZeroSupporT]

I would've invited the other girl over to for some extra romping in the stable

[Zenithian Legend]

I would've invited the other girl over to for some extra romping in the stable

No, that's a big mistake when you've had a relationship with one of the girls. Not that I've tried that in such a situation. Well tonight was fun, I didn't get wasted, but some drunk guy came up to my buddy's apt, on rollerblades; this asshole went around the parking lot only to fall over on his face and nearly got ran over. That was classic, then since everyone was laughing at him he thought he'd start a fight with my roommate. Well he ran off and left his rollerblades out there, so my roommate decided to set them on fire and toss them in the parking lot. Sure it's not necessarily the best drunken topic conversation, but the horse likes to spin a yarn every weekend night.

[Zenithian Legend]

So I've been sick... but hold'em tomorrow night should be fun as Days of our Horse continues

[dnt_h8me2]

wtf is texas hold 'em??

i live in houston and have never heard of this
i find that strange.

[pimp tyranny]

posting messages while you're drunk? that would suck.

[Nephets]

thi iz wht ide ppostt iiek whule drunnk

I should try posting here then. See if I can look even worse than I already am. :D

[Zenithian Legend]

you should amigo


well I've decided new rul no fixing drunk posts... so ya here goes:

my poor friend had a heartbreak his girl of almost 2 years broke up with him monday er... sunday night rather and that is tragic. So tonight we did some drinking and went on a CMU scavenger hunt... JOHNNYOSKI where are you budy? Alright htough I'm just a rare emotional drunk dtonight so I'm done here. adios amigos.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

So the horse has decided to follow the crowd and adopt the "Chronicles" thread title. I thought you were different, Zenith, but I guess I was wrong. :cry:

[Zenithian Legend]

*ouch* I did it as a drunk spoof (for publicicty reasons), but since I have to be the trend setter I must now change it to something else.

[Zenithian Legend]

well in my "drunken rage" which is now dying after a very nice phone conversation that lasted nearly an hour, I (the horse) am going to post a list of my 10 favorite CAGs... oh the political aspect of it all is killer... here goes (in no particular order):

My Michigan amigos come first though...
Johnnyoski (especially the CMU ones)
MorbidAngel4life
Wshakespear

CheapyD (of course)
Daphatty
Trustcompany
Syblymnylcrymnyl
LedHed
Reality's Fringe
WSB
Moxio
GuilewasNK
Guyvery2077
AdmiralAckbar
CornfedWB

ok that is 15, but hey, who said horses could count?


aww the hell with it us horses like everyone, especially BigNick, even though he stopped posting regularly.

[Zenithian Legend]

oh add NintendoFanGirl and CHrissy to that list, gotta have some little fillies :twisted:

plus no one wants to think the horse is gay

[sblymnlcrymnl]

well in my "drunken rage" which is now dying after a very nice phone conversation that lasted nearly an hour, I (the horse) am going to post a list of my 10 favorite CAGs... oh the political aspect of it all is killer... here goes (in no particular order):

My Michigan amigos come first though...
Johnnyoski (especially the CMU ones)
MorbidAngel4life
Wshakespear

CheapyD (of course)
Daphatty
Trustcompany
Syblymnylcrymnyl
LedHed
Reality's Fringe
WSB
Moxio
GuilewasNK
Guyvery2077
AdmiralAckbar
CornfedWB

ok that is 15, but hey, who said horses could count?


aww the hell with it us horses like everyone, especially BigNick, even though he stopped posting regularly.

I'm honored, Zenith. The Horse would make my list any day.:lol:

[Reality's Fringe]

Ha ha! I'm on the H-List meself! OF course, there could be no other way. I mean, T and the Horse are a friggin' dynamic crime fighting unit! :D

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Ha ha! I'm on the H-List meself! OF course, there could be no other way. I mean, T and the Horse are a friggin' dynamic crime fighting unit! :D

http://www.thisischris.com/feature/img/mrtcolor13.jpg

[Moxio]

well in my "drunken rage" which is now dying after a very nice phone conversation that lasted nearly an hour, I (the horse) am going to post a list of my 10 favorite CAGs... oh the political aspect of it all is killer... here goes (in no particular order):

My Michigan amigos come first though...
Johnnyoski (especially the CMU ones)
MorbidAngel4life
Wshakespear

CheapyD (of course)
Daphatty
Trustcompany
Syblymnylcrymnyl
LedHed
Reality's Fringe
WSB
Moxio
GuilewasNK
Guyvery2077
AdmiralAckbar
CornfedWB

ok that is 15, but hey, who said horses could count?


aww the hell with it us horses like everyone, especially BigNick, even though he stopped posting regularly.

Woohoo! I'm on the list! :D

[Zenithian Legend]

The horse is sober and doesn't want his topic to fade into obscurity, so that he can't find it the next time he is drunk... IE-tuesday.

[RedvsBlue]

Ha ha! I'm on the H-List meself! OF course, there could be no other way. I mean, T and the Horse are a friggin' dynamic crime fighting unit! :D

http://www.thisischris.com/feature/img/mrtcolor13.jpg

Easily one of the best pictures I've ever seen posted on CAG. Well unless those naked ex pictures get put up...

I'll be back tonight, I plan on drinking plenty after my test in Communications Studies this evening.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I miss seeing The Horse in the shower.

[JSweeney]

well in my "drunken rage" which is now dying after a very nice phone conversation that lasted nearly an hour, I (the horse) am going to post a list of my 10 favorite CAGs... oh the political aspect of it all is killer... here goes (in no particular order):

My Michigan amigos come first though...
Johnnyoski (especially the CMU ones)
MorbidAngel4life
Wshakespear

CheapyD (of course)
Daphatty
Trustcompany
Syblymnylcrymnyl
LedHed
Reality's Fringe
WSB
Moxio
GuilewasNK
Guyvery2077
AdmiralAckbar
CornfedWB

ok that is 15, but hey, who said horses could count?


aww the hell with it us horses like everyone, especially BigNick, even though he stopped posting regularly.

Ouch. Feel the snub. And I'm from Michigan no less :(

[Trakan]

That Mr T. on the horse pic is great!

[friedram]

Right above taylor rain no less..

[Reality's Fringe]

See, I cann see that scene depicted in that image played out when ZL and I get drunk and have nothign better to do........

[JSweeney]

Oh wait... ZL's Tshirt picture was in an different thread.

Never mind.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Oh wait... ZL's Tshirt picture was in an different thread.

Never mind.

:rofl:

[bmulligan]

I'm out of Gin........this is so sad.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

BUMP, even though I'm chronically sober.

[Zenithian Legend]

ugh... the horse feels drunk... he's so hopped up on pills right now. If there's one thing I hate, it's being sick, especially since I would have been having wild sex tonight if I wasn't, and probably last night too... I swear if this tonsilitis business ruins my weekend... oh there'll be hell to pay.

[Zenithian Legend]

Bwa ha ha, hot cocoa and lots of drugs saved the horse's night. When the call to duty arrived, the horse was there. Fucked this girl for 45 minutes straight, always fun. Then was about to go to sleep, when she said she was going to take a shower, and that the horse was too. Well naturally that turned into another hour of wild horse sex. The best part was not being drunk, and the girl not being drunk... because that's when I remember the most fucking. Well gotta work in 20 minutes, later amigos.

[ZeroSupporT]

congratulations.. i think....

[doubledown]

How pathetic drunk people posting on a message board.....sad sad day it was.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well this is the 100th post of the thread, and I still haven't been doing much drinking lately. In fact, I haven't drank since the 14th. Been sick of course, today I woke up coughing up blood, and continued to do so at work. Fun day all around really. Should be better by next weekend though, and I plan to make up for not drinking. It's the big Central-Western weekend, and I'm sure Johnnyoski can tell you all a thing or two about that. Well the horse has posted in nearly every topic on the board now, so he's going to bed.

[Mike23]

I wish I were drunk right now.

*sigh*

[Azul_KoolAid]

I must say this is best thread on CAG...well the off topic borad.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

i was drunk on absinthe a few days ago and i posted without any errors. when i read what i wrote the next morning, i was quite suprised!

Damn I've bene wanting to try that, but the whole illegal thing has kept me away from it. That and having to order it over the internet.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well you are from Michigan, I'm sure if you were in the area, the horse could buy something and "mistakenly" let you have some... or you could go to Canada, assuming you're 19+.

I must say this is best thread on CAG...well the off topic borad.

And the Horse appreciates your support.

Once again this weekend will be the end all... I doubt I'll be able to post much of it drunk, but re-telling my stories on Sunday will be fun for all.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Well you are from Michigan, I'm sure if you were in the area, the horse could buy something and "mistakenly" let you have some... or you could go to Canada, assuming you're 19+.

I must say this is best thread on CAG...well the off topic borad.

And the Horse appreciates your support.

Once again this weekend will be the end all... I doubt I'll be able to post much of it drunk, but re-telling my stories on Sunday will be fun for all.

I am almost 20, So I can go over to Canada any time I want. I was SHITFACED when the Pistons won the NBA Championship. Had about half a fifth of 5 O Clock Vodka (ONLY $7!) and was very incoherent for about 3 hours. Then my nephew and I played Drunken NHL 2003. I played better than I do sober. Pretty bad, huh?

[Zenithian Legend]

Seems to be the case sometimes with games like that, playing drunk is a good way to go. I myself was with my ex during every game of the finals. She got really into it for whatever reason. I'm starting to go through that whole... remember the good times phase now. Haven't talked to my ex in a good two weeks now, plus I've been fucking this other girl, oh well... such is life.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Hehe. And what I was talking about with the absinth, is that it is illegal in the US to possess absinth. They banned it in the US a while back. The only way to get it is to import it.

And where in MI do you live?.......:)

[Zenithian Legend]

Ooooooooh... absinth... ok then.

Horse is from Plymouth, lives there on a weekend or two every other month, and has an apartment in Mt. Pleasant.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Coo I live in Armada. Gotta love the fair. Only place you can get drunk with the vice principal of your school.

[Azul_KoolAid]

Dude, stop killing your self with that cheap shiat. I'm not saying get some Grey Goose but atleast some Absolut.

[Zenithian Legend]

Horse drinks Bacardi 151, that and 40s... lots of 40s.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Horse drinks Bacardi 151, that and 40s... lots of 40s.http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/80/043_3495.jpg

"The Taste Of Malt Liquor Comes With The First Sip Of A Forty.
The Taste Of Victory Comes With The Last."

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Dude, stop killing your self with that cheap shiat. I'm not saying get some Grey Goose but atleast some Absolut.

It got me drunk. But I need to get some Bacardi or some Jager. I need to get bombed soon. It's been too long.

[Zenithian Legend]

That's the horse's theory... doesn't matter what it is as long as it gets you drunk, and I haven't been drunk in a long time now.

[Azul_KoolAid]

That's the horse's theory... doesn't matter what it is as long as it gets you drunk, and I haven't been drunk in a long time now.
I used to be like that when I first started drinking but I notice the difference in taste between cheap and not so cheap vodka. I say vodka because screwdrivers w/good vodka is my weapon of choice or Everclear (though it's overrated IMO). I'd like to try 151 but I can't find it around here. This weekend gonna be fun cuz Halloween is on Sunday and that means everyone is kickin it extra hard on Friday and Saturday.

[Zenithian Legend]

See, when I first started drinking I drank anything put in front of me, then as time went on I got into drinking mostly 151, now I prefer 40s... mainly because my apt rent has molested my funds for alcohol.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I need to get some JD. That shit is good.

[greendc27]

Saturday is my college's homecoming. Nothing better then getting up at 8am to start drinking. Plus we get an extra hour at the bars thanks to daylight savings.

[Tromack]

40's are great. Have one and you are feeling pretty good. Have two and you are pretty drunk. Have three and you are horribly drunk.

[Zenithian Legend]

The horse likes to mix and match these days... but because of his illness I should get drunk pretty quick this weekend, which is a major bonus.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I need to get something soon. The old ball and chain is pissing me off.

[Azul_KoolAid]

You got a girl? What did she do?

[greendj27]

Saturday is my college's homecoming. Nothing better then getting up at 8am to start drinking. Plus we get an extra hour at the bars thanks to daylight savings.

Great, so we can get more pictures of you passed out on top of a toilet. :twisted:

[MorbidAngel4Life]

You got a girl? What did she do?

Yeah I got a girl. Been going out with her for over 3 years now. She's just being stupid and shit. You know, girl stuff. She has been very testy lately. Been getting on my case about EVERYTHING.

[Zenithian Legend]

Horse got fucked up good tonight... made out with some girl in front of the guy that was into her... BAD HORSE... and she said she was into him too, FUNNY HORSE... anyway, horse needs sleep, and needs some action, but it'll have to wait til tomorrow night.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I'm gona get trashed tommrow so I wil prolly be on here. Joy lol.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well the Horse is mighty fucked up right now... got up late from all the drinking last night and missed a good part of tailgating, but the horse made it in time to do some serious drinking puonded beer after beer that was put in front of him and had some fun, saw a lot of horse friends and what not. One particular fillie that the horse kissed awhile back was there, thinking the horse hated her but the horse does not hate very many people. Horse is really drunk now and is going to go play some TS2 and his other games. Horse will be back later to chat some more, so fret not.

[JSweeney]

Ha. Forget the horse... is the horse on Burbon street right now. Ha Ha.. I am the king of the degenerates... well, except for dcfox... he's just messed up.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

That is fo sho.

[Zenithian Legend]

Ha. Forget the horse... is the horse on Burbon street right now. Ha Ha.. I am the king of the degenerates... well, except for dcfox... he's just messed up.

Oh, no you didn't sister...

[Zenithian Legend]

Well, we won the game today... I really don't know how, but we did. CMU scored 2 touchdowns in the last 2:13 of the game. U of M did something similar rallying from a late 4th quarter 27-10 deficit to win the game in 3OT, it only took CMU 1OT to beat Western in the end though... and now to celebrate I am going to go and get drunk.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Ha. Forget the horse... is the horse on Burbon street right now. Ha Ha.. I am the king of the degenerates... well, except for dcfox... he's just messed up.

Oh, no you didn't sister...

:rofl:

[johnnyoski]

Well, we won the game today... I really don't know how, but we did. CMU scored 2 touchdowns in the last 2:13 of the game. U of M did something similar rallying from a late 4th quarter 27-10 deficit to win the game in 3OT, it only took CMU 1OT to beat Western in the end though... and now to celebrate I am going to go and get drunk.

Wow...Didn't know Central won in such dramatic fashion too !! I hope that football program gets turned around by Coach Kelly. Luckily when I attended there I got to witness the last time they upset Michigan State and also the last real Central-Western riots.
The Michigan game will definitely be an instant classic on ESPN this week. The 4th quarter and overtimes contained some of the most entertaining football in school history since that nasty 54-51 loss to Northwestern about 5 years ago.
And the big question of the day...What the hell has happened to Purdue?!

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Well Im drunk now. Discuss.

[Zenithian Legend]

WEll guys I'm back... and let me tell you aside from making out with a girl from western and CMU winning in OT, this weekend sucked dick... so many fucking cops. These jack-offs from Bay City stopped my roommates and I as we were getting into the car cuz I had a bottle... with about 4 shots of 151 left in it. Fuckers... this bitch then starts talking shit, saying "Oh I bet that hurt" I'm like Fuck you, ya dirty cunt... but whatever... I got trashed both nights and am looking forward to doing it again next weekend. And ARGH... I told this sorority girl I'd go to formal with her... Johnny... what have I done? Oh well, it'll be a trip, it's at the Embers so that's cool. Alright fellas horse will update more later, when some real fun things happen.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

WEll guys I'm back... and let me tell you aside from making out with a girl from western and CMU winning in OT, this weekend sucked dick... so many shaq-fuing cops. These jack-offs from Bay City stopped my roommates and I as we were getting into the car cuz I had a bottle... with about 4 shots of 151 left in it. shaq-fuers... this bitch then starts talking shit, saying "Oh I bet that hurt" I'm like shaq-fu you, ya dirty cunt... but whatever... I got trashed both nights and am looking forward to doing it again next weekend. And ARGH... I told this sorority girl I'd go to formal with her... Johnny... what have I done? Oh well, it'll be a trip, it's at the Embers so that's cool. Alright fellas horse will update more later, when some real fun things happen.

Well at least I know what you are going through. Me and my best friend Dan were pulled over for turning in a U-Turn section. then we got turned over for my friend Dave's exhaust, then we almost got turned over AGAIN, THEN we got turned over, for being at a place a person was complaining people were threatening him, so we got searched. And mind you, we had about a couple ounces on us. So we almost got sent to jail/prison.

[Zenithian Legend]

Yeah, tonight was simply a DWB... or actually a GIYCWB (getting in your car while black) deal... I hate it. I bet if all three of us were white (my two roomates are black) that never woulda happened. They even told my roommate to pull his hands out of his pockets because he was making them nervous... c'mon how racist can you be? Fuckin Bay City cops need to be shot, repeatedly. Pisses me off that the state employs pieces of racist shit like that. Damn...

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Yeah, tonight was simply a DWB... or actually a GIYCWB (getting in your car while black) deal... I hate it. I bet if all three of us were white (my two roomates are black) that never woulda happened. They even told my roommate to pull his hands out of his pockets because he was making them nervous... c'mon how racist can you be? shaq-fuin Bay City cops need to be shot, repeatedly. Pisses me off that the state employs pieces of racist shit like that. Damn...

That sucks dude. I'm sorry. I hate cops. They suck. Everytime one goes by my house, I yell "BACON!"

[johnnyoski]

I went with a chick to her sorority formal once. It wasn't that bad, but luckily 2 of my friends were there so we just hung out by the bar and drank green beer all night (obviously it was sometime around St. Patty's day).
If you don't know anyone else there except your date you may not enjoy it though.
btw...I plan on going down to Ford Field this weekend for Central-Eastern. Hopefully they can provide another dramatic win.

[Zenithian Legend]

My roommate is going too, so I'm not that concerned. A couple of my friends are also going to the EMU/CMU game... the horse might go, but he's pretty sure that it's not going to happen for political reasons.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Well I'm drunk, but not as bad as last night. I have gotten drunk 2 days straight. That's my personal record. am a lameass when it comes to drinking. Course I don't drink often. But hey, it's all in teh name of fun, right?

[Zenithian Legend]

I think my personal record is between 2 and 3 weeks straight.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Damn. That's a lot man. I don't think I will beat that.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well you've got to keep in mind I worked at this grocery store, and I'd go to the back and drink the stock everyday. So, I was getting drunk for free... well actually I called it "Union dues" like hell if they're gonna take a chunk out of my paycheck without retributions.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

That works. I cannot wait, like I said in OTTMMT, for this weekend. I will be geting PLASTERED.

[Zenithian Legend]

You could always get hired at a Farmer Jack, that's a good way to go about things.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I don't have a FJ around me. The closest thing is an IGA.

[Zenithian Legend]

Argh... IGA... anyway I can't continue THIS conversation, I'm not drunk.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Well you've got to keep in mind I worked at this grocery store, and I'd go to the back and drink the stock everyday. So, I was getting drunk for free... well actually I called it "Union dues" like hell if they're gonna take a chunk out of my paycheck without retributions.

I used to work at a convenience store, but I prefered to take my bonuses in the form of gatorade (fierce berry).

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh, alcohol was far from the only "Union dues"... I ate tons of donuts (which, they actually gave to me since they'd have been tossing em anyway) plus deli food, and a lot of red bull.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Oh, alcohol was far from the only "Union dues"... I ate tons of donuts (which, they actually gave to me since they'd have been tossing em anyway) plus deli food, and a lot of red bull.

Oh yeah, we had Krispy Kreme in store, and it was free buy the time I got to work. Also fountain drinks were good, I liked to mix orange soda with fruit punch hi-c. The best was stocking the coolers, you could dissapear in there for an hour and not do any work. :twisted:

[Zenithian Legend]

I preferred to disappear to the smoker's break room. Sure I didn't smoke, and as a matter of fact not many people there did. So, you could easily just vanish up there and screw around.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I preferred to disappear to the smoker's break room. Sure I didn't smoke, and as a matter of fact not many people there did. So, you could easily just vanish up there and screw around.

Well, there would only be 2 people working at a time in my store, and "stocking the cooler" is technically work. The best/worst time I ever did that was on the 4th of July ... we had this new lady who was just a blimp of a woman starting out. I just stayed in the cooler most of the night while the line stretched out to the door. In my defense, the bud/bud light was constantly in need of stocking. :twisted:

[Zenithian Legend]

I thought you didn't celebrate drinking...

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I thought you didn't celebrate drinking...

Oh, I wasn't drinking it, that's what the line was there for. I was probably nursing a code red or eating a toll house ice cream sandwich. :twisted:

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh man... I wish I still worked at that grocery store... all the free food, beer and I didn't really do much either.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Oh man... I wish I still worked at that grocery store... all the free food, beer and I didn't really do much either.

Yeah, the summer I worked there was probably the best time of my life ... I was right out of high school, working an easy job with plenty of "bonuses", and making more money than I could spend ...

Then I had to go to college. :evil: :censored: ](*,) #-o

[Zenithian Legend]

Yeah, I worked that job during a summer I was home from college. Now I seem to just stay at my apt year round... tis a pity, I'd love to work a job like that one again.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Am I old enough to post in here? If so, I just may this weekend...

*looks around innocently*

[Zenithian Legend]

Am I old enough to post in here? If so, I just may this weekend...

*looks around innocently*

:lol: No... I'll not have everyone ransacking this topic and turning it into the next 500 lock-up.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Am I old enough to post in here? If so, I just may this weekend...

*looks around innocently*

:lol: No... I'll not have everyone ransacking this topic and turning it into the next 500 lock-up.

Damn... you saw through my plan. :(

[Zenithian Legend]

Well mercy me this topic has hit page 6. Lucky for all of you the horse did a little drinking last night. Ya, that's right a "little" drinking, this is probably how I got sick again... but oh well, I'm good enough to go now, so I did. Anyhow, I ended up with a girl that I had a thing with a long time ago staying over, oddly enough by that time I was sober, and nothing happened :shock: needless to say I made up for it with some good fucking all afternoon today with another girl. Oh, and that thing about your eyes going fuzzy after too much sex is true, I could hardly see driving her back to her dorm, how messed up is that?

[Trakan]

Page 6?

[greendj27]

Page 6?

Keep in mind, this is the drunk topic. :beer:

[dcfox]

He did say his eye sight was a little fuzzy.

[spyhunterk19]

page six....whooo that was good....but seriosly, u need some help

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Am I old enough to post in here? If so, I just may this weekend...

*looks around innocently*


HEHE I'm not even old enough to post in here, and I do.

And I'm drunk. Again.

[Zenithian Legend]

er... by page 6 I meant it was on page 6 of the board, not on page 6 of the thread... that would be page 9 clearly... I guess I can see how that can be confusing

[MorbidAngel4Life]

for a drunk it can be.

[dcfox]

er... by page 6 I meant it was on page 6 of the board, not on page 6 of the thread... that would be page 9 clearly... I guess I can see how that can be confusing

You know, you could have made yourself more clear. For a talking horse, I expected more.

[greendj27]

er... by page 6 I meant it was on page 6 of the board, not on page 6 of the thread... that would be page 9 clearly... I guess I can see how that can be confusing

You know, you could have made yourself more clear. For a talking horse, I expected more.

Have you ever tried to type with your mouth when you're drunk. Mr. Ed has some serious problems.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

:rofl:

[RedvsBlue]

I think this thread needs a bump[ cause after having a few drinks it makes this thread look like a good opportunity to post on.

[RedvsBlue]

Come on people, am I the only one drinking alone on a wednesday night?

[Mike23]

Yes...yes you are.

Last time I was drunk, I puked. Moral of the story is...don't mix Chinese food and Milwaukee Genuine Draft.

[jimbodan]

damn no one has been drunk here lately it seems, I'm debating getting faded tonight. Already had 1 beer with some pizza and I'm just deciding if I wanna quit now or take it to the max

[Zenithian Legend]

I work on wednesday, friday and sunday mornings at 3am so I no longer go out and get smashed tuesday, thursday and saturday like I used to... kinda sucks, maybe I'll get a new job or new hours soon, but I doubt it, I'm fairly content with this at the moment. Good to see my topic bumped back up though. Although with finals this week, you can expect a lot of drinking in the next few weeks during break on weekdays... exciting!

[jimbodan]

I work on wednesday, friday and sunday mornings at 3am so I no longer go out and get smashed tuesday, thursday and saturday like I used to... kinda sucks, maybe I'll get a new job or new hours soon, but I doubt it, I'm fairly content with this at the moment. Good to see my topic bumped back up though. Although with finals this week, you can expect a lot of drinking in the next few weeks during break on weekdays... exciting!

ouch, those are some crazy hours. Goodluck on your finals!

[Zenithian Legend]

bah finals sucked but tonight I went out did some mad drinking, and yessah I must be at work at 3am. Kinda sucks that I couldn't get super drunk, but I will tomorrow night. I haven't "drank drank" in so long, so tonight was kind of nice. Naturally saw a ton of people that I knew at the bar tonight, but I couldn't take any girl home with me because of work... pity pie indeed.

[the_gloaming]

damn you guy s what a concidence this was on the front page im fukving drunk as hsit right now goddamn i fnished finals and now i'm trahsed

you guys rule

[Staind204]

Damn, I was studying for my final in Art History last night but it was boring so I started drinking. Then I wanted to post here but didn't wanna make an ass outta myself and get flammed so I didn't. Then today I wake up and find this topic so I coulda :-(. Maybe next time.

[the_gloaming]

Damn, I was studying for my final in Art History last night but it was boring so I started drinking. Then I wanted to post here but didn't wanna make an ass outta myself and get flammed so I didn't. Then today I wake up and find this topic so I coulda . Maybe next time.

You live, you learn.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Purple Pussy!

[Zenithian Legend]

Anyone do a little holiday drinking yet? lord knows I haven't...

[johnnyoski]

Not nearly enough this year my horse friend.

[zionoverfire]

Yep, I've been quite trashed on Cook's cheapass champagne, double the normal size for $6 a pop at Costco.

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh yes, I'm drunk, horse was really drunk tonight, played some cards, then sadly he lost... so what does he do? FIX BREAKFAST of course! Made myself some New Year's eggs, toast and bacon, and after I ate that my buzz started to wear off so here I am.

[camoor]

fuck i thought i lost my suit jacket ruined my whole fucking night fuck newyears what a bullshit holiday

[greendj27]

I'm fucking drunk and my gf is inb my bedroom with three other girls. Oh the possibilities.

[spoo]

I'm shaq-fuing drunk and my gf is inb my bedroom with three other girls. Oh the possibilities. Been there done that, don't you will regret it.

[Moxio]

I'm shaq-fuing drunk and my gf is inb my bedroom with three other girls. Oh the possibilities. Been there done that, don't you will regret it.

:rofl:

[spoo]

I'm shaq-fuing drunk and my gf is inb my bedroom with three other girls. Oh the possibilities. Been there done that, don't you will regret it.

:rofl:
Sorry I'm drunk and telling my secrets. :oops:

[sj41]

Stealthy Seal is drunk. Atleast he sounded like it while playing Halo 2. :D

[zionoverfire]

I'm shaq-fuing drunk and my gf is inb my bedroom with three other girls. Oh the possibilities. Been there done that, don't you will regret it.

:rofl:
Sorry I'm drunk and telling my secrets. :oops:

He might regret it in the short run, but for the rest of his life he'll have the story. :twisted:

[greendj27]

By the way, I was exaggerating a little. all the girls are friends of ours and are staying over because we are all hammered.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well that's a shame, you don't really do that with friends, you get a bunch of random sluts and fuck 'em all.

[zewone]

Oh man I don't think I've drank as much as I did last night ever. Like comedy central says" I declare today national hangover day".

[greendj27]

Oh man I don't think I've drank as much as I did last night ever. Like comedy central says" I declare today national hangover day".

Maybe there should be an official hangover thread? Anyway, I don't fell too bad this morning, but my girlfriend threw up already.

[evilmojo12542]

slam a few hell I slammed a few to many man my head hurts

[Zenithian Legend]

sweet tits 2004 is officially over and I didn't smoke any weed at all.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well the horse is here, and had a festive night featuring many fine drinks last night. A little party of around a few hundred of the horses friends or whatever, followed promptly by a visit from security that ended the party, very nice, very nice.

Things I hate when I'm drunk:

#1 When I'm talking to a girl, and then go talk to another girl later on, when the first girl, who I'm not dating, haven't kissed (recently) or done anything else with, comes up and gets pissed about it... ya, I don't like that.

[zewone]

My friend got so drunk (also on other "substances") He shit in my other friends living room. Hows that for a return of the drunk topic post. :D

[Zenithian Legend]

:rofl: OH man that's great.

I really don't drink that much anymore, but I think posting my observations of drunken friends could be equally amusing.

[johnnyoski]

Ha...My hotel down here has free beer and liquor during happy hour from 5-7. We're not talking about keg beer and well drinks either.

[zionoverfire]

Well then bump because I've had 2 run and cokes, but sadly I'm going to sleep soon.

[Zenithian Legend]

Me too... and I wish I had had 2 rum and cokes, I'd fall asleep easier. Alas... some alcoholic I turned out to be.

[zionoverfire]

Me too... and I wish I had had 2 rum and cokes, I'd fall asleep easier. Alas... some alcoholic I turned out to be.

Yes I'm quite dissapointed in you, here I've had at least a shot every day since the 4th and your sobering up.

[Dok Diamond]

Yayyyy im drunk right now me n my friend killed a 24 [ack of of some keystone ice.

[Backlash]

I played beer-in-hand Ultimate Saturday. Basically, you hold a beer in one hand and play Ultimate Frisbee. The most important rule is not to spill your beer. We used tallboys mostly. Lots of fun.

[MaxBiaggi3]

I had a couple of wine coolers this past weekend and felt somewhat tipsy as a result. It's amazing what a little time off from booze can do for your tolerance. I'm a lightweight now, but I'm also a cheap drunk.

[beerguy961]

My Friday night story, moved here...

To start out, Friday night I go to my friend's place (dorm) and it's a guy's birthday on his floor, so a little "celebration" is going on. So we head over to his room, and people have already started. So I get a beer and chug it down and another beer which I just sip for awhile. Hanging out having fun. Normal night. Then shots are being taken. I don't know how many I took, but it was certainly one too many, especially since I had very little to eat for dinner. So about an hour into the whole thing, I ask for water, so my friend grabs me a water bottle from her room, then she and my other friend go into the room to start making out. As I'm drinking the water, I begin to feel something. So I'm walking towards the bathroom.. BLURP on the door. OH SHIT! Panic begins to set in, need a toilet ASAP. BLURP onto the floor, BLURP into the toilet, BLURP all around the toilet. I pretty much power puked all over this bathroom and made it unusable to any sober person (due to smell and the flood of puke). I decide that I need to clean it, so I clean off the door pretty well (I was drunk, so it was all relative), but all the floor puke was muccousy and adhered to the floor too damn well. At this point, I still feel like shit, so I go to the shower and decide if I puke there, it'll be better than anywhere else. So I sit on the bench in there, occaisionally puking and end up falling asleep. Apparently I slept through a fire alarm (Bad news, but there was no fire). When I woke up, I walked out the door of the bathroom, apologized to people I saw, and had the most miserable walk back to my place, and a pretty miserable Saturday night.

So at this point, I can finally look back on the night with a sense of humor, and apparently many other people were puking that night. Nobody really seemed to care about it when I went back, so I guess my night was just a minor thing in the whole scope of things... And nobody found me in the bathroom so apparently I didn't get written up.

I'm not saying I'll never drink again, but it'll take a lot to get me to drink..

[Backlash]

At least you didn't puke on a cop car. I haven't, but one of my friends did. Unfortuiantely, I don't remember enough to tell a story about it.

[beerguy961]

At least you didn't puke on a cop car. I haven't, but one of my friends did. Unfortuiantely, I don't remember enough to tell a story about it.

On my walk back, I stopped at a corner and a cop car was waiting for the light. Fortunately, he left before I crossed the street...

[beerguy961]

I want to hear everybody's "The drunkest I've ever been" story.

Mine is the one above...

[Nirvanaguy777]

Is anyone drinking tonight, Come and bullshit a little.

Check the newest OTT, I knocked back a few tonight, hence my roomate is doing the typing for me.

[RedvsBlue]

Ok, its valentine's and I know I'm not the only single person self medicating tonight...

[zionoverfire]

Wheeeeeeeee! Rum and Orange juice, my new favorite drink!

[Zenithian Legend]

oh my topic :) how I missed thee

This horse has been up to no good lately... as chronicled with this aim convo:


Chrisx2083: i should post this in my drunk topic... but check this out
Chrisx2083: it starts wednesday
Chrisx2083: wednesday night really... we were playing texas hold 'em
KarlAFrederick signed off at 11:20:00 AM.
KarlAFrederick signed on at 11:20:14 AM.
Chrisx2083: welcome back butsechs
i started to drink just lightly, but then i got really fucked up and somehow or another i won $40, go figure
KarlAFrederick: lol
KarlAFrederick: sorry man
KarlAFrederick: nice job
Chrisx2083: right so then i slept all day thursday cuz i had no class/work
KarlAFrederick: yeah
Chrisx2083: woke up and talked to some friends and they convinced me to go to the bar
KarlAFrederick: god, I love boys
Chrisx2083: but first... since my hair was getting soooo long i decided, eh fuck it lets give ourselves a mohawk
KarlAFrederick: lol
KarlAFrederick: OMG
KarlAFrederick: horse with a 'hawk
Chrisx2083: yep
Chrisx2083: it was crazy, cuz by the time i was out at the bar i forgot i had it
Chrisx2083: well long-story short i drove, so i only had 1 beer... or maybe 2, i dunno not too much
KarlAFrederick: lol
Chrisx2083: and i ran into a bunch of people i usta work with, which was fun... then i head home with all my friends piled in the van and the girl one of them brought back
Chrisx2083: well by the end of the night she was more interested in the horse, but i had to work at 4, so I drove her home, went to work til 8am, THEN went to class from 9am til 12
KarlAFrederick: heh
Chrisx2083: but first I made a magic drink
KarlAFrederick: lol
Chrisx2083: you must try this buttsechs
Chrisx2083: have you ever had cinnamon schnapps?
KarlAFrederick: nope
Chrisx2083: ah well get some goldschlager
Chrisx2083: and then you make some hot chocolate, and pour in a couple shots, like 2 or 3
KarlAFrederick: i wanna try that stugff
Chrisx2083: it's really fuckin good
KarlAFrederick: cool
Chrisx2083: then i slept all day (again) woke up and went to this party, after 3 shots of bacardi 151
Chrisx2083: then i had 2 22s of colt 45... and yet here i am awake after 3 hours of sleep
Chrisx2083: it makes no sense at all


The key there folks is the drink I made, it's perfect for those wonderously cold mornings.

You take 2 packs of hot cocoa mix, add about 10oz of boiling hot water, then add 2-3 shots of cinnamon schnapps, and marshmellows if desired and stir. Best drink this side of the tracks.

[Zenithian Legend]

And more drinking/partying last night ending in random sex... well, it was bound to happen sooner or later :?

[Staind204]

I'm bringing this one from the graveyard. I'm drinkin some High Life but I've got class tomorrow x-p

[Zenithian Legend]

sweet tits 2004 is officially over and I didn't smoke any weed at all.

That's awesome cuz now 2005 is over and I'm still drug free.

[Mr. Anderson]

Shit, I'm fucking drunnnk! Woo, i had to go perfect my spelling errors like five times on this post! Yeah baby!

[Moxio]

Shit, I'm fucking drunnnk! Woo, i had to go perfect my spelling errors like five times on this post! Yeah baby!

Aren't you like 13?

[Graystone]

Aren't you like 13?

16 according to his profile.

[JimmieMac]

The best part of Fez bein drunk is when he gets on XBL and mutters to himself the whole time.

[Pancake Rabbit]

That's awesome cuz now 2005 is over and I'm still drug free.

What's the deal with people who drink massive amounts of alcohol but won't smoke a little weed. The booze is worse for you.

[KwanzaaTimmy]

2 40 Ouncers of Olde Gold in the Freezer.

Sunday Night, Thank you Martin Luther King.

Kwanzaa Timmy Cares About Black People.

[depascal22]

Finished my Heineken a little while ago and had a few rips. Peace out.

[Zenithian Legend]

Jeez I feel old as fuck after reading some of the posts I made on the first page. Man, those were the days, I had a sweet apartment, I got drunk all the time and slept with cute college girls.

Now I've got a job that takes me out on the road and away from my friends all the time. I've had a steady girlfriend for over a year. And it is very rare that I drink. I still have half a case left that I bought over a month ago.

Random nights of drinking and sex are past me, but I think this horse still has a few more trots around the old party track left in him...

Dammit, I'm getting drunk this weekend. For old time's sake.

[Matt Young]

I'm drunk off Prestige Rum right now.

I promise this is the 2nd and last topic I will bump.

[pittpizza]

I was soo wasted thursday, that I sent a message on XBL to my friend telling him that I love him and that I think hes cool and to message me back if he thinks I'm cool.

I got a message from him the next day where he was laughing hysterically. I have absolutely no recollection of ever messaging him either.

I also played some co-op halo 3 for like 3 hours with a friend. It should have taken about an hour and a half but I am pretty sure I sucked really really badly.