Now I've really done it... it's 5am and I just got home from my ex's

[Zenithian Legend]

Take a wild guess as to what happened... this can only lead to bad things, but what the hell, at the moment, I'm not complaining.

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh and by the by, since I'm sure everyone is wondering, I was completely sober all night ... :shock: in fact we both were.

Same with last night, aka caress-a-brestices day, titties just everywhere and I was sober enough to enjoy them. I swear I need to make a Chronicles of Mr Ed's love life topic to rival Mr. Anderson's.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Oh, shit.

[Renzokuken]

You sir, are my hero.

[The Successful Dropout]

Nothing like some good ol' Break-Up Poon.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Hope you wore your raincoat...

[vanlandw]

i am glad you entered a female

[magilacudy]

Congrats on your *ahem* horseplay... good luck sorting out the eventual baggage.

[cmdryuk]

ehhhh... it would have been worse to sort out if one of them had been piss ass drunk.. but since they weren't ... *shrug*

[JSweeney]

They castrate horses, don't they?

[Moxio]

And why are you telling us? :/

[WhipSmartBanky]

Congrats on your *ahem* horseplay... good luck sorting out the eventual baggage.

Don't worry, he'll get drunk and post the contents of said baggage soon enough.

[Wshakspear]

What Really Happened (clicky) (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=129&NSFW=)

[chickenhawk]

What Really Happened (clicky) (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=129&NSFW=)

Holy shaq-fu! Violated by a billy goat!!

[x0thedeadzone0x]

What Really Happened (clicky) (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=129&NSFW=)

:rofl:

Wholy shit, that is so fucking wrong. :lol:

[guyver2077]

lmao

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Congrats on your *ahem* horseplay... good luck sorting out the eventual baggage.

Goddamn, that's what I wanted to say, but somehow the words escaped me.

[Gameboy415]

Cripes....and I just tried to get a break-up kiss (and failed.....argh).
Thank god for the incoming impressionable freshman girls :lol:

[JSweeney]

What Really Happened (clicky) (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=129&NSFW=)

Talk about poor advertising placement....
There's an ad on that page that is for University of Pheonix.
That ad has an audio element to it, which says "Hello, I am Tina, and in the next 30 seconds, I'll show you how to get a college degree".

As soon as she says that, as if on cue, the donkey mounts the guy.

[JSweeney]

What Really Happened (clicky) (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=129&NSFW=)

:rofl:

Wholy shit, that is so shaq-fuing wrong. :lol:

I think it would be one of the funniest things in the world to have deadzone's parent walk in while she is watching that.

:)

[CaseyRyback]

What Really Happened (clicky) (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=129&NSFW=)

I remember seeing that on the man show

[Gothic Walrus]

As soon as she says that, as if on cue, the donkey mounts the guy.

Thanks, JSweeney - now I'm glad I didn't click on the link. Seeing "NSFW" at the end of it scared me...and apparently, there was a good reason for it being there. :shock:

Not entirely related, but a word of advice: if you can help it, you never, NEVER want to hear tortoises mating. Much groaning and scraping as the shells rub against each other...put simply, it was disturbing as all hell. Damn you, Binder Park Zoo!

[bradr]

I've seen that before but never understood a few things:

1. How'd his pants get around his ankles in the first place?
2. Why's he smiling and giggling like a little school girl?
3. Why the cameraman never intervened. I mean, this guy's going to get sodomized by a donkey!

Still pretty funny though.

[Wshakspear]

They like to take it sloooow :)

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh I see ya got jokes now...

[Magician]

As soon as she says that, as if on cue, the donkey mounts the guy.

Thanks, JSweeney - now I'm glad I didn't click on the link. Seeing "NSFW" at the end of it scared me...and apparently, there was a good reason for it being there. :shock:

Not entirely related, but a word of advice: if you can help it, you never, NEVER want to hear tortoises mating. Much groaning and scraping as the shells rub against each other...put simply, it was disturbing as all hell. Damn you, Binder Park Zoo!

Gods, thats like the time I saw two cicadas mating. :? A friend of mine actually picked the two up (they refused to let go of each other). That was on school property, no less.

[Wshakspear]

you know, this was all probably started with a good game of Full Contact Uno...those wild cards...

[daikaiju]

ohhhhhhhhhhh wilburrrrrrrrrrrr

[Zenithian Legend]

you know, this was all probably started with a good game of Full Contact Uno...those wild cards...

Nope, started with the dvd player not working, no movie, nothing on tv, nothing better to do... I've always wanted a friends with benefits situation, and after talking to her today I think that's what I'm getting \:D/

[JSweeney]

you know, this was all probably started with a good game of Full Contact Uno...those wild cards...

Nope, started with the dvd player not working, no movie, nothing on tv, nothing better to do... I've always wanted a friends with benefits situation, and after talking to her today I think that's what I'm getting \:D/

Hope that works out for ya...
I've never actually seen it work, but it would be nice to know that it did :)

[The Successful Dropout]

you know, this was all probably started with a good game of Full Contact Uno...those wild cards...

Nope, started with the dvd player not working, no movie, nothing on tv, nothing better to do... I've always wanted a friends with benefits situation, and after talking to her today I think that's what I'm getting \:D/

Hope that works out for ya...
I've never actually seen it work, but it would be nice to know that it did :)

yeah...ive heard of them working, but have never heard of them lasting....so get it while you can and don't say shit about getting back together, no matter how badly you want to....if you do, you might as well just spray yourself with some "eau de no mo' poon"

[epobirs]

What Really Happened (clicky) (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=129&NSFW=)

:rofl:

Wholy shit, that is so shaq-fuing wrong. :lol:

I think it would be one of the funniest things in the world to have deadzone's parent walk in while she is watching that.

:)

Worse, one of them cries out, "Omigod, she knows!"

[epobirs]

Something like that video almost happened to my sister. She was very big on horses and got her first not long after my birth. (She's 12 years older than me and worked her ass off to get the money and also appeared before the Thousand Oaks City Council to get a zoning change so she could build a corral in the backyard, which was well suited for it.)

When I was about 15 she took me riding on some local trails. She was boarding her current beast at a friend's place in exchange for grooming her friend's horse and getting her exercise. The horse in question, Sundance, was already a bit nutty but little did we realize she was coming into heat. (Although my sister should have known the signs by then.) I was riding her horse, Jamie, a much calmer animal but he was male and inclined to respond to Sundance's provocation. This didn't start until we were well out on the trail and Sundance began acting like a complete slut. Jamie was going insane and make the bizarre faces horses do when they're fired up. I was sure Jamie was going to bolt and try to mount Sundance at any moment, crushing my sister between them.

[Moxio]

^ Hah, worthy of a Ebaumsworld clip.