View Full Version : Geez! Carrot Top is built like a friggin Linebacker now.
GuilewasNK
09-06-2004, 03:01 PM
I just looked at the MDA telethon and he looks like he could beat the holy hell out of anyone.
WhipSmartBanky
09-06-2004, 03:02 PM
I guess one would have to if they wanted to continue to wear a hair perm and eyeliner with impunity...
GuilewasNK
09-06-2004, 03:03 PM
^^^^^^LOL!
Nirvanaguy777
09-06-2004, 03:04 PM
I guess one would have to if they wanted to continue to wear a hair perm and eyeliner with impunity...
as always banky you slay me
epobirs
09-06-2004, 03:14 PM
The Anthony Micheal Hall of prop comics.
Jaket
09-06-2004, 03:18 PM
is he gonna b on again? i fucking missed it :(
Moxio
09-06-2004, 03:28 PM
Anyone have any pics? I'd like to see this.
Gothic Walrus
09-06-2004, 03:31 PM
I guess one would have to if they wanted to continue to wear a hair perm and eyeliner with impunity...
Screw how he looks - he deserves whatever he's got coming for those crappy phone commercials...
CouRageouS
09-06-2004, 03:31 PM
I just looked at the MDA telethon and he looks like he could beat the holy hell out of anyone.
http://www.orlandoweekly.com/bestof/color/photos/CarrotTop.jpg
Haha I thought he was huge or something. Thats not a linebacker! Sure don't think he could beat anyone up. If he wanted try and fix up his bottom of the barrel status he should get a haircut and use his real name. Bet he's hitch hiking to Pauly Shore's house for a career evaluation. Buuuuuuuddy!
pimp_daddy_smurf
09-06-2004, 03:43 PM
carrottop on a..........a..............a....................... ...skateboard?????
Xevious
09-06-2004, 03:54 PM
This is good that he's in great physical shape. I hope that hes an inspiration to the millions and millions of overweight Americans who need to get off the couch and do something. God bless Carrot Top and God bless the United States of America.
(P.S. I hope no one is taking me seriously)
Admiral Ackbar
09-06-2004, 04:02 PM
Yeah, he was on VH1 earlier. I looked at him and at first I didn't recognize him. At first I thought to myself, "That dude looks like Carrot Top." After five minutes it dawned on me he was Carrot Top.
I think he's had plastic surgery too. The interview was mostly a close-uup of his head and shoulders and he does not look like the Carrot Top I'm familiar with.
epobirs
09-06-2004, 04:06 PM
Yeah, he was on VH1 earlier. I looked at him and at first I didn't recognize him. At first I thought to myself, "That dude looks like Carrot Top." After five minutes it dawned on me he was Carrot Top.
I think he's had plastic surgery too. The interview was mostly a close-uup of his head and shoulders and he does not look like the Carrot Top I'm familiar with.
Ackbar, have you considered that it isn't the real Carrot Top but an imposter meant to gain your trust and draw you in. Meaning that...
guessed
09-06-2004, 04:08 PM
The Anthony Micheal Hall of prop comics.
I'd like to see that celebrity boxing matchup, Carrot Top vs. Anthony Michael Hall.
The Top has actually been bulking up for a while, but every time I see him he does look bigger. I doubt it was plastic surgery, my guess is he has a top-notch personal trainer.
Zenithian Legend
09-06-2004, 04:13 PM
Apparently (in his infinite wisdom) my brother and his girlfriend went to see Carrot Top live. He said it was really good, but Carrot Top kept bitching about how small he was, and this was only a few months ago...
GuilewasNK
09-06-2004, 05:09 PM
I just looked at the MDA telethon and he looks like he could beat the holy hell out of anyone.
http://www.orlandoweekly.com/bestof/color/photos/CarrotTop.jpg
Haha I thought he was huge or something. Thats not a linebacker! Sure don't think he could beat anyone up. If he wanted try and fix up his bottom of the barrel status he should get a haircut and use his real name. Bet he's hitch hiking to Pauly Shore's house for a career evaluation. Buuuuuuuddy!
I don't know when that pic was taken but I am talking about TODAY on TV. He was way bigger than that.
Graystone
09-06-2004, 05:18 PM
he has to work out to keep from getting his ass kicked by millions for being the worst comic ever. and I think he has plastic surgery he was on howard stern and his face looked all tight like he had a face lift. my question how old is he.