View Full Version : Buy my air NOW WITH RAIN!
Anyone who wins my auction from CAG will receive a 25% discount! Get bidding!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5518998208&ssPage Name=STRK:MESE:IT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4323867575&ssPage Name=STRK:MESE:IT
"For an extra $2.50, I'll blow extra hard"
Glad someone caught it. :P
Gothic Walrus
09-06-2004, 08:26 PM
I'd place a bid, but I'm worried...how am I going to know when it arrives? And since you're shipping it by air, won't it be expensive?
I'm not quite sure about this one...
I'd place a bid, but I'm worried...how am I going to know when it arrives? And since you're shipping it by air, won't it be expensive?
I'm not quite sure about this one...
I'm going to take any hit in shipping in my attempt to offer such a great product for cheap! It should arrive around the same time Ivan arrives; you can use nature as an expectancy clock! Bid with confidence, look at my feedback!
Scorch
09-06-2004, 08:37 PM
You'll blow extra hard? Maybe that's why you won the Hummer award!!
From RichD1's feedback..
WINNER OF GOLDEN "HUMMER AWARD" FOR EXCELLENCE AAA X10
You'll blow extra hard? Maybe that's why you won the Hummer award!!
From RichD1's feedback..
WINNER OF GOLDEN "HUMMER AWARD" FOR EXCELLENCE AAA X10
:lol: When he gave me that feedback I was like WTF :shock: ... What an odd feedback that i'll always treasure. :)
hutno
09-06-2004, 09:14 PM
What about insurance?
AlbinoNinja
09-06-2004, 09:21 PM
is there any way i can track the package before it is delivered?
chess380
09-06-2004, 09:26 PM
LoL Didn't that cost you money to put that up there.
Tennisjon2002
09-06-2004, 09:28 PM
OP can I use ur auction format after it ends?? I am gonna make an auction like that and one for nothing on my crap ebay account next week is that ok? that is funny shit maybe u will get paid???
LoL Didn't that cost you money to put that up there.It probally didn't cost much and is well worth the laughs. :lol:
is there any way i can track the package before it is delivered?
Yes. Watch the national weather report every day 24 hours a day and you depending on which way incoming storms and such are moving, you can determine when your item will arrive.
LoL Didn't that cost you money to put that up there.
30 cents
OP can I use ur auction format after it ends?? I am gonna make an auction like that and one for nothing on my crap ebay account next week is that ok? that is funny shit maybe u will get paid???
When the auction ends, do whatever you want.
You've got way too much free time on your hands. Get a job.
epobirs
09-07-2004, 08:02 AM
I'd place a bid, but I'm worried...how am I going to know when it arrives? And since you're shipping it by air, won't it be expensive?
I'm not quite sure about this one...
If you catch a whiff of halitosis like the final exhalation of a terminal lung cancer patient and nobody's there, you'll know your package has arrived.
epobirs
09-07-2004, 08:06 AM
Somehow this reminds of Tim Powers' 'Expiration Date.'
If I were in NY I'd be tempted to follow you around with some garbage bags gathering up your air for free. Just out of virtual spite.
You've got way too much free time on your hands. Get a job.
Oh yeah, the 5 minutes it took me to list this auction was so time consuming that I had to quit work just to list. Moron.
Moxio
09-07-2004, 01:53 PM
It's up to 40 cents.
You've got way too much free time on your hands. Get a job.
Oh yeah, the 5 minutes it took me to list this auction was so time consuming that I had to quit work just to list. Moron.
I think when you hit on a girl you should immediately bring up the fact that you sold air on Ebay.
I'm sure she'll think you're a real stud.
I'm thinking about putting some rain on eBay as well... it'll compliment my air nicely.
Scorch
09-09-2004, 03:04 PM
Man, you put some thunder on there and you got my bid.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4323867575
BID BID BID
Check the category it's in, too!
The Successful Dropout
09-09-2004, 05:50 PM
i like how everyones too good for air all of a sudden....we'll see who has the last laugh when you run out of it and wanna borrow mine...im gonna say, "nooo, you should've outbid me, but you were mr. cool guy with the infinite supply of air"
Gothic Walrus
09-09-2004, 05:56 PM
i like how everyones too good for air all of a sudden....we'll see who has the last laugh when you run out of it and wanna borrow mine...im gonna say, "nooo, you should've outbid me, but you were mr. cool guy with the infinite supply of air"
Oh yeah? Wait until I place my bid on the rain. You may have air, but you won't have green grass!
Wait...you're still better off. Damn it!
PLACE YOUR BIDS NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE! GET THE WORD OUT THERE AND MAKE ME SOME MONEY! :)
Dok Diamond
09-09-2004, 06:11 PM
"Im awesome now bid"
Good line
I dunno about this. If you are going to blow the air at the winning bidder than it can't be brand new and waiting for the winner to be the first person to inhale it.
Maybe you should use a fan to blow it at the winning bidder to maintain it's pristine condition.
They're getting the air in FRONT of my mouth--i'm not blowing them the air I'm exhaling, but rather pushing new air.
Oh okay, I should have realized. :oops:
The Successful Dropout
09-11-2004, 08:12 AM
I dunno about this. If you are going to blow the air at the winning bidder than it can't be brand new and waiting for the winner to be the first person to inhale it.
Maybe you should use a fan to blow it at the winning bidder to maintain it's pristine condition.
Please don't belittle the air that is soon to be MY AIR. When you are the high bidder, you may say anything that you would like about it. But until than, I'd like you to show a little bit of respect to MY AIR.