Got spare time? Wanna help a poor lazy basterd out?

[DisturbedZen]

Yes yes, school starts tommorow for me, and I havent finished my damn summer homework!!! AHHH

The crap I need assistance with..

All Quiet on the Western Front - Erich Maria Remarque
Night - Elie Wiesel

For each of those books I need 2 pieces of information on literary criticism and one biographic info.
Make a biblographic list of info found
Summarize info into one paragraph

Help me please? I guess I look bad, but I was very busy this summer. X_X

[zombieman]

HAHAHA, this is funny

[Trakan]

How the hell do you get homework over the summer? No, I won't help you, because you're a poor lazy bastard! lol, jk, sorry I didn't read any of those.

[DisturbedZen]

Yes, yes laff all you like, I fucked. I have to do 2 more books but if I can finish these two atleast 50% is okay.

[nneace]

wait you are asking for help with homework, and you arent even offering anything. ouch! maybe i would if it was an emergency, but sheer laziness is neither an emergency or a dire disease! so no love here homie

[5_Against_1]

All Quiet on the Western Front was a good book. You really need to read it. And how do you expect to make it into college if you cant even read 2 books over 3 months?

[Xevious]

Yes yes, school starts tommorow for me, and I havent finished my damn summer homework!!! AHHH

The crap I need assistance with..

All Quiet on the Western Front - Erich Maria Remarque
Night - Elie Wiesel

For each of those books I need 2 pieces of information on literary criticism and one biographic info.
Make a biblographic list of info found
Summarize info into one paragraph

Help me please? I guess I look bad, but I was very busy this summer. X_X

Good luck dude.

[erika1209]

laff? someone help him.

[Indiana]

This is really funny. So let's see I do your homework and get NOTHING! Good luck on that one! Oh and this is Cheapass GAMER NOT Cheapass TUTOR!

[mousin]

haaahahahh i have to take the same classes over again alex, sucks for you and your AP! good luck.

[Squirms]

Dude, you should have read those on the crapper over the summer. That is where all my good reading is done.

[johnnyoski]

I would tell you to just read the cliff notes, but I doubt it would help much based on the specifics you're asking for.

[Trakan]

Nobody has to be an ass about it. If you know about the books, tell him, and don't make him give you something in return. I would, but as I said before, I haven't read them.

[DisturbedZen]

I've been at work most of the summer and have had shit for time. I dont remember even being on this site much to see that assholes have flooded this damn site.

Im sorry to waste a few precious moments of your time to read this topic, there is a reason I asked if you had any spare time.

[DisturbedZen]

All Quiet on the Western Front was a good book. You really need to read it. And how do you expect to make it into college if you cant even read 2 books over 3 months?

I read both All Quiet and Night.. I thought Western was horrible, and Night was somewhat good.

[Moxio]

Duh, sparknotes?

http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/allquiet/

http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/night/

[DisturbedZen]

Duh, sparknotes?

http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/allquiet/

http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/night/

Those arent literary Criticism...

[Moxio]

Under Context, scroll down and it talks about the story as a literary work.

Does that help? :X

[DisturbedZen]

Under Context, scroll down and it talks about the story as a literary work.

Does that help? :X

Errr, Literary Crit is one's opinion towards the book.. I dont see much about that there.

[Moxio]

Under Context, scroll down and it talks about the story as a literary work.

Does that help? :X

Errr, Literary Crit is one's opinion towards the book.. I dont see much about that there.

Oh. God I'm dumb.

But how can we help you with Literary Crit if it's one's opinion? YOUR opinion?

[DisturbedZen]

Under Context, scroll down and it talks about the story as a literary work.

Does that help? :X

Errr, Literary Crit is one's opinion towards the book.. I dont see much about that there.

Oh. God I'm dumb.

But how can we help you with Literary Crit if it's one's opinion? YOUR opinion?

Not my opinion, but others whom have summited information to the websites.

[O-Dog]

Yes yes, school starts tommorow for me, and I havent finished my damn summer homework!!! AHHH

The crap I need assistance with..

All Quiet on the Western Front - Erich Maria Remarque
Night - Elie Wiesel

For each of those books I need 2 pieces of information on literary criticism and one biographic info.
Make a biblographic list of info found
Summarize info into one paragraph

Help me please? I guess I look bad, but I was very busy this summer. X_X

Read both, back in the day, and think I can help. If it's "summer homework" then I guess you're still in H.S. and need that level of analysis. If you've only got 2 paragraphs to write (one for each book) this shouldn't take more than an hour (at most) to complete.

Google will be your friend. Google the titles and the word "review" or "criticisms." Bust out a paragraph:

Remarque's story illustrates the depraved nature of WWII from the non-traditional standpoint of German soldiers. Young, inexperiencied and naive, these young men sought glory and found the harsh brutality of war. "Insert summary sentence of literary critique here," mentioned "insert critique-er here." "Discuss whether or not you agree here and why." Remarque's experience(s) "insert biographic notes here" better shaped his narrative, fleshing out "insert some random characters here," presenting a more vivid, candid look at war from the battlefield.

Wiesel recounts the horrific atrocities committed to captured Jews by Nazi Germany. Tortured with the worst actions undone to man, Wiesel's testimony of the depths of human spirit and hope is remarkable. "Insert summary sentence of literary critique here," mentioned "insert critique-er here." "Discuss whether or not you agree here and why." Wiesel's personal experience "insert biographic notes here" has spurred his own, as well as the world's, awareness of these horrible events, and serve to ensure that similar events never again occur.

Attach bibliography. Name, date, class, teacher. Print, put in folder, put in backpack, return to thinking about girls and gaming and enjoy your last night of freedom.

[O-Dog]

Oh yeah, forgot that you have to have two literary critiques per book. Make sure you add the second one.

Don't put this off...this shouldn't take more than an hour.

[epobirs]

All Quiet on th eWestern Front: War is bad. I mean, you may have thought that summer job at the KFC was bad but thats nothing compared to war.

Night: Oh yeah? Well, I'll see your World War, raise you a World War, and throw in some genocide for seasoning. Now unless you you've got a nuclear apocalypse up your sleeve, I call.

[DisturbedZen]

Yes yes, school starts tommorow for me, and I havent finished my damn summer homework!!! AHHH

The crap I need assistance with..

All Quiet on the Western Front - Erich Maria Remarque
Night - Elie Wiesel

For each of those books I need 2 pieces of information on literary criticism and one biographic info.
Make a biblographic list of info found
Summarize info into one paragraph

Help me please? I guess I look bad, but I was very busy this summer. X_X

Read both, back in the day, and think I can help. If it's "summer homework" then I guess you're still in H.S. and need that level of analysis. If you've only got 2 paragraphs to write (one for each book) this shouldn't take more than an hour (at most) to complete.

Google will be your friend. Google the titles and the word "review" or "criticisms." Bust out a paragraph:

Remarque's story illustrates the depraved nature of WWII from the non-traditional standpoint of German soldiers. Young, inexperiencied and naive, these young men sought glory and found the harsh brutality of war. "Insert summary sentence of literary critique here," mentioned "insert critique-er here." "Discuss whether or not you agree here and why." Remarque's experience(s) "insert biographic notes here" better shaped his narrative, fleshing out "insert some random characters here," presenting a more vivid, candid look at war from the battlefield.

Wiesel recounts the horrific atrocities committed to captured Jews by Nazi Germany. Tortured with the worst actions undone to man, Wiesel's testimony of the depths of human spirit and hope is remarkable. "Insert summary sentence of literary critique here," mentioned "insert critique-er here." "Discuss whether or not you agree here and why." Wiesel's personal experience "insert biographic notes here" has spurred his own, as well as the world's, awareness of these horrible events, and serve to ensure that similar events never again occur.

Attach bibliography. Name, date, class, teacher. Print, put in folder, put in backpack, return to thinking about girls and gaming and enjoy your last night of freedom.

Thanks for the tips, but I cant seem to find crap.

[crazytalkx]

Either you can skim the books and :bs: your way trough it or you can go to google and look for stuff that oughta help you out.