Were you planned or an accident? [Mobile/Archive]

taint mcgee

12-05-2008, 05:29 PM

It makes me feel so weird to think about this, like if my parents had planned one day later would i be a different person, or would my girlfriend actually be a boy. Basically what i am gettin at is am i gay?

Quillion

12-05-2008, 05:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UwdkT-vMuE

Meh... Best quality I could find on youtube.

Scorch

12-05-2008, 05:43 PM

Another fun thing to think about - count forward three months from the month you or born (or 9 months back from the month you were born, whichever floats your boat) and think of an important event in that month. You were likely conceived then. You'd be suprised at how many people are exactly 9 months apart from their parents birthday.. :-k

sendme

12-05-2008, 05:50 PM

Never really botherd to ask or caired. From the way my mom had talked and when my dad was alive the way he talked I was planned. However I had a friend in highschool that was not and when he was a kid his mom gave him a birthday party and his birthday gift was her telling him he was an accident. When she told him this all he did was look at her and say "WHAT THE FUCK MOM!" and walk out. Later he joked about it and all of us found it funny.

Javery

12-05-2008, 05:58 PM

I have no idea because I don't talk about this shit with my parents. If I had to guess I'd say planned since they were young and married at the time but it was also the 70s so who the hell knows...

ITDEFX

12-05-2008, 06:03 PM

Who cares if it was planned or accident? You are hear now and your parents weren't booze/crack heads so you turned out ok.... well most of us.

captainfrizo

12-05-2008, 06:04 PM

I don't know and I don't care.

Moxio

12-05-2008, 06:05 PM

I have no idea because I don't talk about this shit with my parents. If I had to guess I'd say planned since they were young and married at the time but it was also the 70s so who the hell knows...

Never really botherd to ask or caired. From the way my mom had talked and when my dad was alive the way he talked I was planned. However I had a friend in highschool that was not and when he was a kid his mom gave him a birthday party and his birthday gift was her telling him he was an accident. When she told him this all he did was look at her and say "WHAT THE FUCK MOM!" and walk out. Later he joked about it and all of us found it funny.

YEAH!! I am hear right now and that's all I caire about !

Dead of Knight

12-05-2008, 06:22 PM

Planned, my parents waited 7 years after they married to have a kid because they wanted to have a home and be financially secure.

darthbudge

12-05-2008, 06:31 PM

Well, I was always thought I was planned.

However, I also just recently realized that I was about 2 years old when my parents actually got married. So I am not really sure now.

Moxio

12-05-2008, 06:32 PM

Well, I was always thought I was planned.

However, I also just recently realized that I was about 2 years old when my parents actually got married. So I am not really sure now.

... Your parents had premarital sex? I thought they were all Christian and virtuous and whatnot.

:mind blown:

darthbudge

12-05-2008, 06:42 PM

... Your parents had premarital sex? I thought they were all Christian and virtuous and whatnot.

:mind blown:

My mom wasn't at that point in time.

12-05-2008, 06:51 PM

I planned Wombat.

Chase

12-05-2008, 06:57 PM

I planned Wombat.

Yes, we did.

I'm sorry I didn't visit you when you were in labor. I was busy 'planning' Tabmow. Wombat's evil stepbrother! 8-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs

JJSP

12-05-2008, 07:07 PM

We used to joke that my friend's very devout parents were always humping whenever he left the house. He used to get really weird when we mentioned his mom saying "grace" whenever she went down on his dad. Haha.

Ikohn4ever

12-05-2008, 07:19 PM

OP you were planned, because.... I am your father

jaykrue

12-05-2008, 07:40 PM

OP you were planned, because.... I am your father

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!! That's not true! That's impossible!!!

*throws self off ventilation shaft under Cloud City*

hankmecrankme

12-05-2008, 08:44 PM

I was an accident. My parents had a boy and girl already, and I came 7 years later.

QiG

12-05-2008, 09:02 PM

Planned... I was third (and last) born. They had a miscarriage before me which can be weird to think about at times.. could I have another older sibling? Or could I be a completely different person altogether? Regardless, I have much to be thankful for and would not change a thing within my power or not.

We just found out some good friends of ours are unexpectedly expecting. I commented to someone at work that everyone we know is either pregnant or already a parent (as if my baby crazy fiance needs any more ammo in her arsenal). When I think about it, it's 50/50 planned or 'accident'.

Loonknight

12-05-2008, 09:10 PM

I don't know and I don't care.
+1

VipFREAK

12-05-2008, 09:15 PM

http://forum.blu-ray.com/images/smilies/imported/popcorn.gif This ought to be entertaining. lol

cdeener

12-05-2008, 09:19 PM

I was planned because my mother wanted a boy

bobo2k4

12-05-2008, 09:20 PM

My parents were married so maybe I was some kind of accident waiting to happen.

HumanSnatcher

12-05-2008, 09:27 PM

Accident here.

ItsTrueItsTrue92

12-05-2008, 10:24 PM

I was a "surprise" as my mom put it. I was born eight years after my sister.

squid

12-05-2008, 10:29 PM

Total accident. ..and adopted.

Segasonic01

12-05-2008, 10:37 PM

I was an accident. I'm surprised I wasn't born retarded, cuz my mom told me they were both almost passed out from booze.

crystalklear64

12-05-2008, 11:55 PM

I was born.

cochesecochese

12-06-2008, 12:13 AM

I was an accident and my parents sure let me know it.

Javery

12-06-2008, 12:19 AM

Some of your parents sound like dicks.

magiic

12-06-2008, 01:10 AM

As far as I am aware I was planned.

Jek Porkins

12-06-2008, 01:14 AM

Not only was I planned, I was a "Last Ditch Effort." My parents are older than most people's my age.

maddog1419

12-06-2008, 01:31 AM

I'm pretty sure I'm the result of fertility drugs, my father would slip them into my mothers breakfast squishie every morning(insert Apu clip here) My parents were supposed to have at least 5 kids a few before I was born and at least 1 more after I was born.

super_nerd

12-06-2008, 01:44 AM

I fall into the third category - survived the abortion. OH YEAH GIGGITTY. IQ of 52 and loving it.

greyzieoriental

12-06-2008, 03:27 AM

this is a trick question, in the father's eyes you may have been an accident
but depending on the mother it could've been a preconceived planned trap

prmononoke

12-06-2008, 03:57 AM

Planned.

Now that I think about it, I had to have been conceived right around my parents' anniversary. That means it probably was on their anniversary.

Quillion

12-06-2008, 10:22 AM

Some of your parents sound like dicks.:applause:

munch

12-06-2008, 10:23 AM

Planned.

Now that I think about it, I had to have been conceived right around my parents anniversary. That means it probably was on their anniversary.

Which, certainly, makes you wonder if you really were planned.

My son was not an accident, but he surely was a surprise.

Ender

12-06-2008, 10:42 AM

I'm not positive, but I think I was an "accident". I prefer to call it a surprise though. :)

SpazX

12-06-2008, 10:49 AM

I was a surprise - like Jesus!

But actually, no, I was planned. My mom told me all the time when I was a kid that I came from the sperm bank (which I had no idea what it was, so yeah), just so that she didn't have to explain to me about a man putting his hoo-hoo-dilly in a woman's cha-cha. In reality I'm not special at all, just another planned result of my parents banging.

Z_meista

12-06-2008, 11:22 AM

probably accidentally planned.

Access_Denied

12-06-2008, 11:53 AM

I was an accident. My mom forgot to tell my dad she stopped taking birth control.

prmononoke

12-06-2008, 02:53 PM

Which, certainly, makes you wonder if you really were planned.

My son was not an accident, but he surely was a surprise.

Well, there were two miscarriages between my sister and me, and my parents were going to give up after me, I think.

Sofa King Kool

12-06-2008, 03:07 PM

I'm assuming I was planned, but I don't think I'd really care if I was an accident.

dmaul1114

12-06-2008, 03:24 PM

Valentines... hehe

Same here, works out exactly since I was born on November 14th.

Chika

12-06-2008, 07:39 PM

planned but unwanted. my parents were married for years but my father didn't want kids. still doesn't. he's the center of the world as far as he's concerned and didn't want anyone distracting my mother's attention from him. needless to say, they're divorced.

Chuplayer

12-06-2008, 09:56 PM

I was painstakingly planned. My mom had numerous problems conceiving and a number of miscarriages before I was born. In fact, I was her final try.

Aberforth

12-06-2008, 10:13 PM

I was planned, but my parents planned for a girl. Instead they got me, a metrosexual.

CouRageouS

12-06-2008, 10:13 PM

You know I don't know but this got me thinking... I have 3 brothers, 2 born in December and one in January. December is 9 months from my parent's anniversary date, they're the two eldest. I'm born in August so I probably wasn't planned or a result of some holiday banging. My younger brother being born in January is probably a result of late Anniversary banging due to having 3 boys running around. Probably an accident too, since he's a 20 year old vampire.

The Crotch

12-06-2008, 10:20 PM

Seven years between myself and my nearest sibling? Probably an accident.

However, the rather odd story of how my dad found out about my existence indicates that he had some idea what was going on. So... I dunno. I still figure accident, though.

starmask2k3

12-06-2008, 11:06 PM

I Was Planned By The Gods

The Crotch

12-06-2008, 11:13 PM

The Gods Must Be Crazy.

ITDEFX

12-07-2008, 12:08 AM

The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Parts 1 and 2 right?

The Crotch

12-07-2008, 12:13 AM

I want a car with no brakes some day so I can call it The Antichrist.

csidegamer

12-07-2008, 09:55 AM

2 years ago I found out that my parents got married about 4 months before I was born. Thus an accident.

And I am 42. Mom didn't even tell me, I was looking at the dates on the pictures from their wedding and put it together.
(They were divorced so I had never seen the pics before)

epobirs

12-07-2008, 10:40 PM

Parts 1 and 2 right?

Hell, this would be Part 3: Okay, We're Just Fucking With You Now.

epobirs

12-07-2008, 10:41 PM

Some of your parents sound like dicks.

Well, half of them. It's kind of a requirement, barring technological intervention.

See 'Team America: World Police' for further detail.

epobirs

12-07-2008, 10:51 PM

I was planned in a vague sense. My mother started out intent on having six kids. No, not Mormon or Catholic. She came from a Jewish family that would have been five kids if the one before her hadn't died within days of birth. It was more of a post-WWII thing, where cranking big families was in vogue.

Things didn't go as planned. After my eldest sister there were no more pregnancies for six years. They were looking at adoption when my other sister came along, then my two brothers and me, each with less gap than the previous.

I was born approximately nine months after the JFK assassination. (At the old Cedars of Lebanon Hospital in Los Angeles, which today is the world HQ of Scientology. The TM people are almost next door. I've wondered if they commute together, like the Sheepdog and the Wolf in the old Warner cartoons.) I've kidded my mother a good deal about my parent's 'passionate' reaction to the event.