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Admiral Ackbar
09-09-2004, 08:53 AM
I remember a few months ago someone posted a story about how a monkey in a zoo was imitating mans ability to walk. Several posters became alarmed, but I pointed out we don't have to worry until the monkey learned to shoot. Well...

Pup shoots man, saves litter mates (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/09/shooting.dog.ap/index.html)

Now I love dogs. But if this ever happens again we need to put them down for the good of mankind!

dafoomie
09-09-2004, 09:01 AM
That guy tried to kill 7 puppies and killed 3. My only regret is that he was hit in the wrist and not the head. Fuck him. Well, maybe not the head, but at least the balls. I hope the huge gay guy in the jail he's thrown in finds out he killed puppies. And that a puppy shot him.

Grave_Addiction
09-09-2004, 09:02 AM
That guy tried to kill 7 puppies and killed 3. My only regret is that he was hit in the wrist and not the head. shaq-fu him. Well, maybe not the head, but at least the balls. I hope the huge gay guy in the jail he's thrown in finds out he killed puppies. And that a puppy shot him.

If you're sick enough to kill puppies, then you don't need to be living. I hope he dies a terrible, terrible death.

dafoomie
09-09-2004, 09:03 AM
If you're sick enough to kill puppies, then you don't need to be living. I hope he dies a terrible, terrible death.

I hope he dies from severe anal trauma.

Heh, the story in my sig might be relevant to the topic too.

hutno
09-09-2004, 09:10 AM
Karma

sblymnlcrymnl
09-09-2004, 09:12 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'd rather kill a man than a dog.

snotknocker
09-09-2004, 09:20 AM
That guy tried to kill 7 puppies and killed 3. My only regret is that he was hit in the wrist and not the head. shaq-fu him. Well, maybe not the head, but at least the balls. I hope the huge gay guy in the jail he's thrown in finds out he killed puppies. And that a puppy shot him.

Ouch! That's a little ruff!

dcfox
09-09-2004, 09:27 AM
In his defense, I don't think it was his primary intention to kill the puppies. The article did say he tried to find them a home first. But there were probably other options he could have resorted to rather than killing the puppies himself.

danh920
09-09-2004, 09:55 AM
too bad the dog couldn't shoot him in the nutz

MrBadExample
09-09-2004, 03:29 PM
Go, Puppy!!! But now that this dog has fired a gun in anger, will he shoot again?

Somebody needs to write a folk song about this dog.

CaseyRyback
09-09-2004, 03:32 PM
I saw this on Court TV earlier when Billy Lane was on the stand talking about some guy who got killed(not by him though)

evilpenguin9000
09-09-2004, 03:40 PM
Viva la Puppy revolution!!!

Cracka
09-09-2004, 05:29 PM
i wonder if the dog held the gun sideways all gangster style.

Zenithian Legend
09-09-2004, 05:35 PM
This reminds me of that great book Lafacadio: The lion who shot back which was essentially about this crazy lion that learned how to use a gun and started shooting hunters.

smalien1
09-09-2004, 05:38 PM
This reminds me of any common criminal who drops out of school. It's amazing at their intelligance they can use a gun

The Successful Dropout
09-09-2004, 05:38 PM
i can understand killing humans more so than killing animals

Gothic Walrus
09-09-2004, 05:48 PM
I always think it's interesting to see how people react to animal abuse. I think it's horrid and hate it just as much as everyone else here seems to, but the comments like "I'd rather kill a man than an animal" that inevitably show up scare me...

Here's hoping that he gets convicted for that felony...he sure could use the jail time. Bastard.

Dok Diamond
09-09-2004, 05:55 PM
Puppy Power! Anyways i just saw this on the news like a 1/2 hour ago.

and just because you drop out of school doesnt mean your dumb.

evilpenguin9000
09-10-2004, 11:10 AM
I always think it's interesting to see how people react to animal abuse. I think it's horrid and hate it just as much as everyone else here seems to, but the comments like "I'd rather kill a man than an animal" that inevitably show up scare me...

Eh, people suck, while animals supply unquestioning devotion. That's why you get all those I'd rather kill a man than animal things.

cmdryuk
09-10-2004, 11:15 AM
I always think it's interesting to see how people react to animal abuse. I think it's horrid and hate it just as much as everyone else here seems to, but the comments like "I'd rather kill a man than an animal" that inevitably show up scare me...

Here's hoping that he gets convicted for that felony...he sure could use the jail time. Bastard.

I agree with the people saying they'd rather kill a man than an animal. Humans tend to give you reasons to want to kill them, what could an animal possibly do (non-attacking ones anyway) that would merit getting shot? I'm not saying I'd want to kill anybody even if they did piss me off, but if I was given a choice between shooting a moron puppy killer or a puppy, I don't think that'd be a tough choice.

MrBadExample
09-10-2004, 11:54 AM
and just because you drop out of school doesnt mean your dumb.

If you're going to make statements like that, you should at least get the spelling/grammar correct (i.e. doesn't, you're).

Stay in school.

Xevious
09-10-2004, 12:35 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'd rather kill a man than a dog.

I'm with you on this one!!!

Ledhed
09-10-2004, 12:58 PM
Good God. :shock:

First they learn to shoot us, but now they can talk to us!!! (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=dogspeak.wmv)