View Full Version : VS. Forum Photoshop Contest! Air Force Internet Response Flowchart!
mykevermin
01-08-2009, 09:53 PM
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/06/air_force_blog_char.jpg
This demands to be made into internet-quality funnies.
So, that's where you come in.
Submissions will be from, well, now, until 12:00AM on Thursday, January 16th (a week from midnight tonight). At that point, I'll open up a poll for 3 days, to end Sunday night at midnight. The top vote getter will receive a game of my choice for a system selected by the winner. And I'll mail it to them.
Not that you need motivation to mock something. I'm just feeling mildly nice today.
So, above is a flow chart, developed by the airforce, dictating how they should approach and respond to internet posts.
DO YOUR BEST WORST!
plasticbathmonki
01-08-2009, 10:25 PM
:wall:
As a former AF Public Affairs guy, I'm not too shocked by this.....
Dr Mario Kart
01-08-2009, 11:06 PM
Any idea what font that is?
camoor
01-08-2009, 11:34 PM
I thought this was a joke. 3/4 of the way through I came to the sickening conclusion that it might be real...
JolietJake
01-08-2009, 11:43 PM
That's almost perfect as it is.:lol:
Dr Mario Kart
01-14-2009, 03:21 AM
My entry:
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5653/airforceedit2cl5.jpg
KingBroly
01-14-2009, 05:19 AM
These are not long enough. Government flow charts are easily 4 times as long.
Strell
01-14-2009, 05:39 AM
Enjoy your headstart, DMK.
mykevermin
01-14-2009, 08:26 AM
Yes. Well, at least it looks like I won't have to post a poll.
ha.
Strell
01-14-2009, 08:36 AM
I wouldn't be so sure about that just yet.
Strell
01-14-2009, 09:38 AM
Ok, I have two entries. ... Hey shutup - you didn't say I couldn't do two.
This was my initial idea, which I sort of liked, but I don't think it holds up completely all the way through. Still, I liked some of it, and it was a quick and easy thing, so I finished it up and still wanted to put it up. It would probably be better if I worked on it longer in terms of the actual material, but eh.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/AFNerds.gif
As I was working on that one, I came up with this idea, which I really liked and decided was my favorite. Sure it's more artnerdy, but fuck you - I like it. 'Shoppin aint just 'bout reworking the material that's already there - it's about seeing it in a completely different way, and I'd like to think people could follow the obvious logic I used here.
This image is gigantic, and took a long time to make, but it ended up being a big labor of love by the time I was over (despite a few crashes from Photoshop). I'm really happy with it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/AFPacmanFinal2.gif
xycury
01-14-2009, 09:54 AM
Indeed... if someone doesn't post a Donkey Kong Jr... I think Strell's Pac-chart will be hard to beat.
Dr Mario Kart
01-14-2009, 01:10 PM
Disqualification for 2 entries! It doesnt need to be officially stated!
We shouldve had a size limit :|
Msut77
01-14-2009, 02:11 PM
I was expecting a chart with nothing but NO U!.
shinryuu
01-14-2009, 02:22 PM
http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/7846/yesad8.th.jpg (http://img371.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yesad8.jpg)
The Crotch
01-14-2009, 05:30 PM
I can't believe that DMK got out-flowcharted by Strell. I mean... it's a chart. He should have, like, a million of these made up in advance just in case situations like this appear.
bada bing:
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj118/oldman_ia/NAVY.jpg
Strell
01-14-2009, 08:22 PM
Disqualification for 2 entries! It doesnt need to be officially stated!
Neither should age limits for Brawl tournies taking place at libraries. >:]
We shouldve had a size limit :|
Both of mine COMBINED are tinier than your's if we're talkin' memory. :]
'Sides, I didn't get the Pacman idea until you started talking about how I had no chance and then ran with the first post. I hadn't honestly considered making new columns/rows and things, or playing around with all the dimensions.
...
But then I did!
Dr Mario Kart
01-14-2009, 08:37 PM
This is why Nintendo keeps their cards close to their chest :bomb:
mykevermin
01-20-2009, 11:11 PM
Okay, poll done been added. The top vote getter by Friday, 1/23 at midnight EST (3 days from now) will get a box o' stuff that's nowhere near Marten quality from me.
So git votin'!
Strell
01-21-2009, 12:11 AM
You need to add tivo. He made 'un too.
mykevermin
01-21-2009, 12:23 AM
Thanks for pointing that out.
Can't revise the poll: actual poll thread here: http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=211707