Does anyone know what happened to minx?

[Gothic Walrus]

Going from the post search, it looks like it's been a few months since she's posted on the site. Now...she just seems to be gone.

I'm just curious about where she is. Her posts were usually interesting - especially the ones about her neighbors - and it's nice to have a few girls around here to offset the collective testosterone.

minx, where have you gone?

[smalien1]

She told me a while ago that she was going on vacation in Toronto and getting back in October

[Gothic Walrus]

She told me a while ago that she was going on vacation in Toronto and getting back in October

Talk about your long vacations...

Thanks for clearing that up. Nice to know that she's not dead. :D

[punqsux]

time for jsweeney to start singing again...

[bignick]

I want to stop posting for a while so one of these threads starts for me.

[punqsux]

I want to stop posting for a while so one of these threads starts for me.

too bad the addiction runs so deep

[WhipSmartBanky]

I want to stop posting for a while so one of these threads starts for me.

Same thing occurred to me. Would anyone care enough to post a thread if I went MIA.

Probably not...I'm not a curvy gamer chick.

[epobirs]

So she gafiated as they say in fandom.

[JSweeney]

time for jsweeney to start singing again...


From Mrs. Robinson, by the Simon and Garfunkel.

and here's to you Ms. minx, you know,
the CAG board loves you more than you will know whoa whoa whoa
god bless you please Ms. minx, you know,
Even CheapyD cared what you had to say
hey hey hey...hey hey hey

we'd like to see a few more post about you and your trials
we like to help you find deals for yourself
look around youu all you see are deals or flaming piles.
post around some more until you feel at home.

and here's to you Ms. Minx, you know
We're all so lonely since we had to see you go whoa whoa whoa
Come back soon please Ms. Minx, you know
Everyone waits to hear what you will say...
hey hey hey...hey hey hey

You're hiding in a hiding place where no one ever goes
They think you're in your panties with your sexslaves
It's a little secret, just the secret few are there
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the CAGS

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Ms. Minx, you know
the CAG board loves you more than you will know whoa whoa whoa
God bless you please, Ms. Minx, you know
Even CheapyD still cares what you will say
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sure there are a couple who are acting up like goons,
in the vs mode where they endlessly debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
Which ever way you choose
Ev'ry day that you still don't post we lose.

where have you gone Neko Hime?
CheapyD's still posting, why don't you? wu wu wu
what's that you say, Neko Hime?
Minx has long left and gone away?
hey hey hey hey hey hey

[CaseyRyback]

time for jsweeney to start singing again...


From Mrs. Robinson, by the Beatles.

and here's to you Ms. minx, you know,
the CAG board loves you more than you will know whoa whoa whoa
god bless you please Ms. minx, you know,
Even CheapyD cared what you had to say
hey hey hey...hey hey hey

we'd like to see a few more post about you and your trials
we like to help you find deals for yourself
look around youu all you see are deals or flaming piles.
post around some more until you feel at home.

and here's to you Ms. Minx, you know
We're all so lonely since we had to see you go whoa whoa whoa
Come back soon please Ms. Minx, you know
Everyone waits to hear what you will say...
hey hey hey...hey hey hey

You're hiding in a hiding place where no one ever goes
They think you're in your panties with your sexslaves
It's a little secret, just the secret few are there
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the CAGS

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Ms. Minx, you know
the CAG board loves you more than you will know whoa whoa whoa
God bless you please, Ms. Minx, you know
Even CheapyD still cares what you will say
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sure there are a couple who are acting up like goons,
in the vs mode where they endlessly debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
Which ever way you choose
Ev'ry day that you still don't post we lose.

where have you gone Neko Hime?
CheapyD's still posting, why don't you? wu wu wu
what's that you say, Neko Hime?
Minx has long left and gone away?
hey hey hey hey hey hey

pretty sure that was a Simon and Garfunkel song

[cag1000]

my basement
squeel squeeel
smack
shut up bitch

[MadChedar0]

time for jsweeney to start singing again...


From Mrs. Robinson, by the Beatles.

and here's to you Ms. minx, you know,
the CAG board loves you more than you will know whoa whoa whoa
god bless you please Ms. minx, you know,
Even CheapyD cared what you had to say
hey hey hey...hey hey hey

we'd like to see a few more post about you and your trials
we like to help you find deals for yourself
look around youu all you see are deals or flaming piles.
post around some more until you feel at home.

and here's to you Ms. Minx, you know
We're all so lonely since we had to see you go whoa whoa whoa
Come back soon please Ms. Minx, you know
Everyone waits to hear what you will say...
hey hey hey...hey hey hey

You're hiding in a hiding place where no one ever goes
They think you're in your panties with your sexslaves
It's a little secret, just the secret few are there
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the CAGS

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Ms. Minx, you know
the CAG board loves you more than you will know whoa whoa whoa
God bless you please, Ms. Minx, you know
Even CheapyD still cares what you will say
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sure there are a couple who are acting up like goons,
in the vs mode where they endlessly debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
Which ever way you choose
Ev'ry day that you still don't post we lose.

where have you gone Neko Hime?
CheapyD's still posting, why don't you? wu wu wu
what's that you say, Neko Hime?
Minx has long left and gone away?
hey hey hey hey hey hey

pretty sure that was a Simon and Garfunkel song

Either way its golden

[punqsux]

time for jsweeney to start singing again...


From Mrs. Robinson, by the Beatles.

and here's to you Ms. minx, you know,
the CAG board loves you more than you will know whoa whoa whoa
god bless you please Ms. minx, you know,
Even CheapyD cared what you had to say
hey hey hey...hey hey hey

we'd like to see a few more post about you and your trials
we like to help you find deals for yourself
look around youu all you see are deals or flaming piles.
post around some more until you feel at home.

and here's to you Ms. Minx, you know
We're all so lonely since we had to see you go whoa whoa whoa
Come back soon please Ms. Minx, you know
Everyone waits to hear what you will say...
hey hey hey...hey hey hey

You're hiding in a hiding place where no one ever goes
They think you're in your panties with your sexslaves
It's a little secret, just the secret few are there
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the CAGS

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Ms. Minx, you know
the CAG board loves you more than you will know whoa whoa whoa
God bless you please, Ms. Minx, you know
Even CheapyD still cares what you will say
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sure there are a couple who are acting up like goons,
in the vs mode where they endlessly debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
Which ever way you choose
Ev'ry day that you still don't post we lose.

where have you gone Neko Hime?
CheapyD's still posting, why don't you? wu wu wu
what's that you say, Neko Hime?
Minx has long left and gone away?
hey hey hey hey hey hey

pretty sure that was a Simon and Garfunkel song

maaan i thought it was the monkees!

[JSweeney]

From "The Greatest American Hero"

Look at what's happening to me,
I can't believe it myself.
I came on to post about a couple good deals,
Now I'm posting about about something else!

Believe it or not,
I'm singing again.
I never thought I'd post another par-o-dy.
Change some words to try for com-e-dy.
Who would for all to see ?
Believe it or not... just me.

It's not like I have to, people read what I say,
But it came from out of the blue.
Forcing me out of the thread I was in,
Making bad jokes set to music, it's true ue ue.

Believe it or not,
I'm singing again.
I never thought I'd post another par-o-dy.
Change a couple of word to try for com-e-dy.
Who would for all to see?
Believe it or not, just me.

[JSweeney]

From the Real Folk Blues (Theme to Cowboy Beebop)

So much time has passed by, so we
Lament that we miss your posts...
The board growing, while my mind
Can feel all the posts missed in it.

One side of my eyes sees posts to make tomorrow,
And the other one sees posts made in yesterdays
I hope I could read a noob be terrorized by your post, again

Someone, cry for me with parched eyes.

*The real CAG blues
I only want to know how good the deal is
Overpaying for a game
Isn't such a bad strife
It ends after the first time.

Another dope,
And posts feed the flame
Should it be a flame, or song?
It's like both sides of a coin.

How long I must hope till I release?

The real CAG blues
I just want to read a few old school posts
All that's save here is not gold

[JSweeney]

BLAME CANADA: CAG STYLE.

CheapyD: The boards have changed
Some posters are acting worse
They all just rant and flame
The ones who chased off minx made it worse!
Punqsux: Should we blame the VS board?
CaseyRyback: How 'bout WhipSmartBanky?
JSweeney: Why the hell did everyone just turn and look at me?
CheapyD: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
CheapyD: All of them up in Toronto,
Trying to turn minx into a ho!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Neko hime: Ever consider that that she just stopped posting and that it's noone's fault?
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
DragonLordFrodo: Don't blame me
it's not from me she ran!
I powered down a sub or two,
but I'm such a sexy man!
BigNick: I compared her to the Olsen's once
Had thier picture on my shelf,
But I didn't do it, it's not like she told me to go and fuck myself!
Cheapy D: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Mr. Anderson: They're not even a real country anyway
SneakyPenguin: My post could have grow quicker if she were her, it's a-true, but now they're all just backing up like impacted penguin poo!
Everyone: Should we blame the posters?
Should we blame the boards?
Or the noobs who acted like raiding mongrel hordes?
CheapyD: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
defender: They're lame game-makers count in it too
Zenithian Legend: Oh! and Winsor smells like poo.
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada

The posts we must stop!
The flames we must blame!
Boring thread and bad deals!
It's thier fault they're so lame!!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!

[CaseyRyback]

^^Thats great


Also I remember when I first joined the boards she had her sig as those homo-erotic guys doing gyrating motions.

[WhipSmartBanky]

HAHAHAHA!

Any time my name appears in a song it's gold. Solid.

[JSweeney]

HAHAHAHA!

Any time my name appears in a song it's gold. Solid.

Yeah... I wish I could have fit in these alternate lyrics though:

WSB: It's not my fault I don't have a rack, and you'se guys posts read like you're on crack.

[dcfox]

I maybe wrong on this, but isn't this the second time minx has gone missing? The first time didn't we lump her in with the "Where's NFG" topic? Anyways keep on singing.

[JSweeney]

You know, the wierd thing is I had no intent to flip out and go into "El mariachi" mode.

[WhipSmartBanky]

HAHAHAHA!

Any time my name appears in a song it's gold. Solid.

Yeah... I wish I could have fit in these alternate lyrics though:

WSB: It's not my fault I don't have a rack, and you'se guys posts read like you're on crack.

You'll find a place for them somewhere, sometime.

[Duo_Maxwell]

From the Real Folk Blues (Theme to Cowboy Beebop)

So much time has passed by, so we
Lament that we miss your posts...
The board growing, while my mind
Can feel all the posts missed in it.

One side of my eyes sees posts to make tomorrow,
And the other one sees posts made in yesterdays
I hope I could read a noob be terrorized by your post, again

Someone, cry for me with parched eyes.

*The real CAG blues
I only want to know how good the deal is
Overpaying for a game
Isn't such a bad strife
It ends after the first time.

Another dope,
And posts feed the flame
Should it be a flame, or song?
It's like both sides of a coin.

How long I must hope till I release?

The real CAG blues
I just want to read a few old school posts
All that's save here is not gold

Ha that was great...but I'm afraid too many people are gonna sing it in an entirely different rythem because they don't know what "The Real Folk Blues" rythem is like.

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

why am i never included in any of theese songs or anything???

[Moxio]

why am i never included in any of theese songs or anything???

Me neither. *cries*

[Ledhed]

why am i never included in any of theese songs or anything???

Me neither. *cries*

Second'd. :cry: :grouphug:

[KrazyKefka]

why am i never included in any of theese songs or anything???

Me neither. *cries*

Second'd. :cry: :grouphug:

Third'd

[JSweeney]

I can't believe it.... I actually saw Minx post today.
It was a total shock :)

[Moxio]

I can't believe it.... I actually saw Minx post today.
It was a total shock :)

Link us!

[smalien1]

Is she pissed I said she was in Toronto? Cause I sorta made that up and you guys believed me

[JSweeney]

http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=30429&postdays=0&postorder=asc&sta rt=900

6th post from the bottom.

Incidentally, I'm sorry I haven't put you guys in a parody recently... besides this thread, I haven't broken into song for months.

[Moxio]

http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=30429&postdays=0&postorder=asc&sta rt=900

6th post from the bottom.

Incidentally, I'm sorry I haven't put you guys in a parody recently... besides this thread, I haven't broken into song for months.

Oh, it figures Minx just comes just to win the $200. :roll:

[JSweeney]

:twisted:
Looked at in a different context, that sounds really, really dirty.

[Theenternal]

http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=30429&postdays=0&postorder=asc&sta rt=900

6th post from the bottom.

Incidentally, I'm sorry I haven't put you guys in a parody recently... besides this thread, I haven't broken into song for months.

Oh, it figures Minx just comes just to win the $200. :roll:

You don't know Chef's warning about the succubus?